Chapter 1 You Have Three Baby Parents
The snow is white, and a once-in-a-century heavy snow is quietly coming.
On Zixiao Mountain, there stands an old and dilapidated temple.
No one could have imagined that in such a dilapidated temple, there was a strong aura.
Outside the temple, a little monk in a green shirt is sweeping the snow on the stone steps.
Seemingly casually waving, the mutilated broom in his hand exudes a little Dharma.
Who would have thought that such a small temple.
What about the little monk who knew so much about the mysteries of Buddhism? For some reason, the little monk suddenly stopped.
Looking at the neat stone steps behind him with a smile, he couldn't help but show a sunny smile.
However, in the next second, there was a slight tremor in the surrounding jungle.
The little monk's ears moved slightly, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly at random.
"Senior brother is about to start again. With the little monk's gaze, two afterimages that were beyond the naked eye ran towards the temple.
"Bad old man, you won't lose to the master this time?!" one of the afterimages couldn't help laughing, as if it was bound to win, but the voice was a little younger, probably the senior brother mentioned by the little monk.
"Stinky boy, not too big, not too small!, who did you learn from?!!" said the other remnant with a slight anger, his tone obviously a little older.
"Besides you, a bad old man, who else can the master learn from?!The master has won this time!" said the young man proudly.
This is not the first time that the competition has been made, but the young man has never had the upper hand once.
And this time, the young man was obviously fully prepared.
Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the mountain gate, the corners of the young man's mouth couldn't help but rise.
"Senior brother's old mistake has been made again. Although the young man's speed was as fast as lightning, the little monk was able to keep up.
After seeing the young man's appearance, the little monk couldn't help but smile bitterly.
"Stinky boy, you're still very tender!" the old man's voice was slightly playful, and the next second.
The young man flew out upside down, and the little monk flashed sideways.
I only heard the sound of the boy falling in the snowdrift, if there was no snowdrift as a prop to cushion the impact.
I'm afraid that the young man will have to lie down for at least a month, the little monk looked at the triumphant old man standing in front of the mountain gate, and shook his head with a wry smile.
After all, the little monk doesn't know how many times he has seen this picture.
Basically, since the little monk had a cognition, this kind of thing happens every year on a heavy snowy day.
It was not surprising that the little monk came to the young man who was sitting in the snow with a broom in his hand.
"Senior brother, how many years have you been here, why don't you have a long memory?" The little monk squatted on the ground, put the broom in his hand aside, and then dusted the snow off the young man's body.
"What do you know? This is for his brother's sake! Otherwise, for his brother's speed! How can the old man catch up!" said the young man unconvinced.
"Senior brother, you seem to have said the same thing a few years ago, right?" After hearing the young man's words, the little monk couldn't help laughing.
"It seems that the old man really didn't make a mistake in the name he gave you! Don't forget, you won't forget anything!" The young man glanced at the little monk beside him.
Don't forget that the little monk touched his bare little head and stuck out his tongue.
"Senior brother, aren't you the same? Master named you Su Chen because he wanted you to shine as brightly as the morning light that woke up. Don't forget that the little monk looked at Su Chen and said with a smile.
"You don't still believe this bad old man's words, do you?!There's something in his mouth that is true!?I don't believe it anyway!" After Su Chen shook off the snow on his body, he stood up and looked at the old man standing in front of the mountain gate.
When Don't forget the little monk and Su Chen returned to the temple on the mountain, the two masters had already raised a ball of firewood and a few fresh fish at this moment.
"Stinky boy, if you don't admit defeat, you can't drop!" Sitting in front of the firewood, the gray-haired old man was Su Chen and Don't Forget Master.
Or Su Chen and Don't Forget's father are no exception, after all, Don't forget and Su Chen have been abandoned babies since childhood.
If it weren't for this one, the current Su Chen and Don't forget would have known how tall the grave grass was, right?!
However, Su Chen and Don't forget don't know the name of this person, Su Chen is used to calling the bad old man, and Don't forget is more about calling Master.
After all, don't look at the old man dressed like this, but the skills of the whole body are not something that ordinary people can guess.
Anyway, in Su Chen's memory, he couldn't figure out what the bad old man was.
"Anyway, you're just going to cheat every time!Let's talk about it! What do you want the master to do this time?!"
"The year before last, I let Xiao Ye destroy the Twelve Evils of Cangshan, and last year I let Xiao Ye fight against the Five Emperors of the Eastern Emperor, what are you going to do this year?!" Su Chen said casually.
If people from the outside world knew about Su Chen's current situation, they would definitely think that Su Chen was joking.
After all, Su Chen looked like he was only in his early twenties.
But whether it is the twelve evils of Cangshan mentioned by Su Chen, or the five statues of the Eastern Emperor.
They are all fierce and prominent bandits in the world, and the twelve demons of Cangshan have been entrenched in Cangshan for decades.
I don't know how many innocent people's monks' blood is stained on their hands, even if it is in the Demon Dao, it can be regarded as a well-known existence.
It's just that the good times didn't last long, the year before last today.
The Twelve Evils of Cangshan have encountered a catastrophe of annihilation, and you must know that the Twelve Evils of Cangshan have twelve cottages entrenched in Cangshan.
The twelve evils are ranked according to the level of the realm, the lowest is the realm of the primordial infant, and the highest has even reached the realm of the grandmaster.
But without exception, a whole dozen cottages were uprooted.
To know that the monks in this world are divided into acquired, congenital, Mahayana, primordial infant, grandmaster, out-of-body, knotted, bigu, nirvana, venerable, and finally the so-called saints.
In the whole world, there are few monks in the realm of Bigu, and the realm of out-of-body knots will not care about these idle things.
However, the first of the twelve evils of Cangshan that was uprooted was even more Mahayana, but the result was still the same.
On the ruins of the Twelve Demons of Cangshan, only one word was written in blood: morning.
Coincidentally, last year today.
The five emperors of the East announced the closure of the mountain to escape the world, and this news came out.
Immediately, it shocked the monks of the world, whether it was the righteous path or the demonic path.
After all, the five statues of the Eastern Emperor have entered the realm of the grandmaster with their own devils in the Eastern Emperor, and it can be said that they have done all kinds of evil, and it is indeed curious to announce the closure of the mountain and escape from the world at this moment.
However, according to the grapevine, it is said that the five statues of the Eastern Emperor were threatened to close the mountain and escape the world.
Now it became even more lively, because everyone in the world was curious.
Who would dare to threaten the Five Emperors of the East? But in the end, the answer was found on the mountain gate of the five Emperors of the Eastern Emperor's lair.
Because on the mountain gate of the five statues of the Eastern Emperor, there is a word engraved with swordsmanship: morning.
It is because of such a word that the world's Haodun is admired.
Naturally, they all want to know, who is the powerful person who can eliminate harm for the people?!
As everyone knows, this great power is squatting in front of the firewood at the moment and eating the grilled fish in his hand with a depressed face.
"You don't have to do anything dangerous this year. The old man looked at Su Chen with a smile and said.
But Su Chen looked at the old man with a look of disdain, anyway, in Su Chen's memory.
Is it still rare for me to be cheated by the old man?!Last year, the year before last, I also told myself.
It was not a dangerous thing, and it could be said that Su Chen had spent half his life to complete the task at that time.
Because of this, Su Chen basically chose not to believe the old man's words.
If you really believe it, maybe don't forget that the little monk is going to help you sweep the grave now, right?!
"Tell me, what exactly do you want the master to do?" Su Chen didn't bother to argue with the old man, and asked directly what was going on.
"Stinky boy, when did the old man pit you? Isn't it for your own good? Look at your junior brother, he is much better than you!" After hearing Su Chen's words, the old man suddenly looked like a knife.
If it was Su Chen a few years ago, he might really feel a little uncomfortable, but now, Su Chen is eating grilled fish by himself.
"Stinky boy, do you want to go down the mountain?" After the old man saw Su Chen so heartless, he also restrained his previous bitter and hateful appearance, and looked at Su Chen with a treacherous expression and asked.
"I'm not interested, how good is this mountain? I'm used to it anyway. Su Chen said leisurely shaking Erlang's legs.
At this moment, what Su Chen said was really true, and Su Chen in the past was really curious about the mountain.
But because of the old man's several orders, Su Chen was also fortunate to go down the mountain.
As a result, Su Chen found that this mountain was really chaotic, and there was no purity on the mountain at all.
Now I'm too lazy to go down the mountain, how good is it to eat on the mountain and wait for death?!
"You stinky boy! This time, whether you want it or not, you have to go down the mountain!" the old man said angrily after rewarding Su Chen with a big chestnut.
"Old man, just say it directly, who are you going to kill this time, or are you going to block the mountain gate?" Su Chen rubbed his forehead and asked impatiently.
"I know how to fight and kill all day long, look at how good your junior brother is, don't forget~ Why did you say that your senior brother became like this?
Don't forget that the little monk could only comfort the old man with a wry smile, but Su Chen was a little dumbfounded.
"Come on! The master is really afraid of you, what are you going to do!? "Su Chen really can't stand the old man's bitter tricks.
"Don't forget! It hurts for the teacher! Who taught your senior brother this nonsense? Why is there such a big gap with you?" the old man touched the bare head of the little monk and said bitterly.
Su Chen really almost couldn't help but burst into foul language! In Su Chen's opinion, is the old man a little bit too aggressive now?!
"Okay! Whatever you say, I'll do it, right?!" Su Chen looked at the old man like a drama spirit with a depressed face.
"Really?!" the old man collected his previous heartache and looked at Su Chen and asked, but Su Chen nodded depressedly.
"That's good! From the teacher's point of view, you stinky boy can be regarded as an adult, and some things are convenient for you to tell. The old man sat precariously and looked at Su Chen and said.
I don't know why, looking at the old man's serious appearance.
Su Chen couldn't help but become serious and serious, after all, in Su Chen's memory.
The old man doesn't seem to be so serious, does he? Could it be that something big has happened? Or is the old man's time running out?
"Whew!Why are you beating me again?!" Su Chen covered his head and couldn't help but look at the old man complainingly.
"And asked why the teacher beat you? Did you just want to be a husband and your time is running out?! You stinky boy don't have much time, and you won't have time to be a teacher!" the old man said angrily.
"Why is it noticed every time?!" Su Chen was a little puzzled, but now he didn't choose to struggle.
"When you were young, the teacher prepared a baby kiss for you. The old man said slowly, but after hearing the old man's words.
Su Chen was stunned, and even looked at the old man in disbelief.
"What's the matter?!baby kiss?!Old man, don't make trouble, okay?!" Su Chen now felt that the old man was teasing himself.
But looking at the old man's serious appearance now, Su Chen really didn't know what to say.
Could it be that the old man really prepared a baby kiss for himself when he was young?!
But he didn't agree?!Su Chen became a little depressed.
"That's right!, it's the doll kiss, does the teacher seem to be joking?!" The old man asked Su Chen unhappily.
"But, you also know, women are too troublesome, okay?!" Su Chen couldn't help but complain, but the old man didn't care about Su Chen's opinion at all.
told himself what happened back then, and Su Chen was really dumbfounded now.
Because according to the old man's narration, then now he not only has a baby parent, but also three?!
Is the old man too optimistic about his body?! He actually found himself three daughters-in-law who kissed the baby?!
"Old man, why don't you find one for the little junior brother?!" Su Chen looked at the old man and asked after glancing at the little monk.
"Can't you see that?! Your junior brother is naturally proficient in Buddhism, and there is no way to do it in this life, so I can only work hard for you. The old man rubbed the bare head of the little monk and said.
Su Chen thinks, don't forget why the little monk is bald?!
"But you can't cheat the master like this, right?!Three marriages!?You also have a really big heart?!" Su Chen couldn't help but complain.
"Actually, if you don't agree, the teacher won't stop you, but if you don't let you get in touch with these three girls, wouldn't it be rude to choose to withdraw from the marriage?" the old man muttered contemplatively.
"No, I have to get out of the marriage! This woman is too troublesome! It affects the speed of the master's sword!" Su Chen touched the sword on his waist and said.
"Whatever you want, anyway, you're going down the mountain tomorrow, take your little junior brother, and go down the mountain to see the experience by the way." The old man didn't continue to say anything, but stood up, stretched his waist, and said slowly.