I'll go!

Ma Yi was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped away, he never expected Mitsui Fen to be so bottomless, he just said it casually, he actually called it, there was no pressure at all. Ma Yi, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun", was under a lot of pressure in an instant, because he was still a genuine virgin, where did he come from with a son? And he is not a woman, otherwise he can be suspected of swimming in the swimming pool, and then accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to Mitsui Fen. Of course, if Mitsui Fen is a three-year-old child, he can reluctantly accept a godson.

But Mitsui Fen is an old man who runs five, and he is also an obscene old man from an island country, he actually opened his mouth to call himself father, Ma Yi is not afraid of losing his life, but is afraid that he will die of disgust.

If Lu Yun and the others knew that he had a ridiculously old son of the island country, he didn't know the reaction of the others, but Mi Lili would definitely jump up, and punish him for kneeling on the washboard is considered his luck, because the punishment is light, if it is not good, he will be directly rewarded with ninety-nine eighty-one chestnut chisels, and then punished him for washing stinky socks for a month, the premise must be that he immediately and immediately dissociates himself from the godson of this island country, otherwise, it is unknown whether he can return to the coast.

Mitsui Fen saw Ma Yi jump away, and instantly understood that he was not talking to himself about conditions, he was actually playing with himself, Rao is his skin was as thick as a city wall, and his face was so red that he could almost squeeze blood.

"Niu Sang, I'm a patient now, please don't joke about the patient, okay?"

Mitsui held back for a long time, and finally suppressed the anger in his heart, and then said as calmly as possible.

"Doctor's parents, since you can detoxify me, you are a doctor, and no doctor in the world will make such a joke on his patients."

Ma Yi was not good at words, so he was easily confused by Mitsui's criticism of "righteousness and strictness", and his face was slightly red, as if he had really done something wrong. Fortunately, he suddenly remembered that Mitsui Fen was his captive, and he was also an island native who once wanted to kill him, not his own patient, so he could play whatever he wanted.

"Mitsui Fen, don't play the sad card seriously, wood is useful, because in my eyes, you are not a patient, but a mad dog, you failed to bite me to death just now, you are unlucky. Now, it's Lao Tzu's turn to abuse you, don't pretend to be righteous. Justice is a luxury for you island people, and you can't afford it, including your Emperor. If one day he falls into my hands, I will be the same! ”

After that, he was about to teach Mitsui Fen a lesson, Mitsui Fen saw that the situation was not good, the Chinese people in front of him were completely different from his impression, not a timid and afraid of soft bones, so he hurriedly said loudly: "Don't do it, I'm just an unarmed patient." Huaxia is a country of etiquette, and it is not willing to do things that fall into the well and bully the weak! ”

Ma Yi was annoyed by him, and stepped forward to grab Mitsui Fen's neck and press it on the beach.

"Mitsui Fen, you are right, Huaxia is a country of etiquette, but it also depends on who is right. For you ungrateful island people, we in Huaxia disdain to talk about etiquette with you, because even if you talk about it, you are playing the piano to the cow! ”

Mitsuifen's face was pressed into the sand and he ate a mouth full of sand. He tried to turn his face sideways, spraying his mouth full of sand while arguing: "Niu Sang, you are not right, we island people are not ungrateful. In ancient times, our island nation learned a lot from your Huaxia and promoted the cultural development of the Dahe people. Later, because you Huaxia was complacent, did not seek development, and fell behind, so we came, wanting to help you develop, achieve common prosperity, and repay the help of Huaxia back then. Over the years, our island country has provided you with many high-quality products, such as providing you with high-quality toilet seats. ”

"Nima forced, you don't say that your island country has provided us with a lot of excellent adult love action movies!" Ma Yi teased.

"Yes, Niu Sang, you're so right." Mitsui Fen didn't know if he didn't understand what Ma Yi meant, or if he deliberately didn't understand what he meant, so he opened his mouth.

"Ma San, let me tell you the truth, there are several film and television companies under the Black Dragon Society that specialize in the production of adult love movies, such as your Chinese otaku goddess Teacher Cang and Miss Bodo are all popular in our company. If it weren't for our hard work, how could Huaxia otaku enjoy such benefits! In fact, we have been silently contributing to China with our efforts! Therefore, we island people are not ungrateful, and this heart can be learned! ”

When encountering such a brazen person, Ma Yi was also drunk, he picked up Mitsui Fen and sneered: "Mitsui Fen, shut your stinky mouth, don't make me disgusting anymore!" ”

Mitsui Fen looked at Ma Yi with an innocent face: "Niu Sang, this is the truth, why are you disgusted?" ”

Ma Yi suddenly found that there was no way to communicate between them, so he kicked him away.

"Fuck off!"

Mitsui rolled around a few times, then shook his head and rubbed his eyes again, his vision seemed to be a little blurry because of the poisoning.

"Niu Sang, do you really plan to die without saving you?"

"Help, why don't you save. But there will be no free lunch in the world, if you don't want to die, unless ......"

Mitsui Fen heard that there was still a play, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Ma San, you have seen my sincerity just now, as the old saying goes, facts speak louder than words, do you have anything to doubt?" ”

"No, I just can't understand why you're so cheap, in order to survive, even your father dares to scream. Don't you island people advocate the spirit of bushido and are not afraid of death? For Mao, you are so low. ”

Mitsui's face flushed slightly again, coughed a few times, and explained: "The spirit of bushido is used by the upper echelons of our island country to brainwash the lower echelons, the purpose is to cultivate their servility, so that they will be loyal to their masters, even at the cost of their lives. For people of our level, life is very precious, and it is impossible to give up one's life easily. ”

Ma Yi suddenly realized, and decisively gave Mitsui a thumbs up: "It turns out that your so-called bushido spirit is to instigate those second goods to die for your interests. Mitsui Fen, in a word, I took it. ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome." Mitsui Fen was modest, before his words fell, Ma Yi had already turned his thumb upside down, and his fingertips were pointing down, only to find that he had been tricked by this Chinese man again, and he was immediately depressed.

"Ahem...... Ahem......"

A cough pulled him back to reality.

"Niu Sang, let's not talk about it for the time being, okay? Let's get rid of the poison in my body first, and then I'll talk to you for three days and three nights, okay? ”

"There's no hurry."

Ma Yi shook his head decisively, "There has never been a free lunch in the world, and I can't serve you in vain." ”

Mitsui was so anxious that he was about to run away, and his life was a matter of life, but the Chinese people in front of him were pushing back and forth, money, beauties, and the nationality of the island country was not rare, what do you want, say it happily!

Ma Yi also saw that Mitsui was in a hurry, but he was even less anxious.

"Mitsui Fen, first of all, I have to tell you a fact......" he said slowly.

"Niu Sang, you say it, I'll listen to it."

Mitsui was so anxious that he was about to catch fire.

"My name is Niu Dazhuang, my real name is Ma Yi. Do you have any impressions? ”

"Ma Yi?" Mitsui freaked in a deep groan, and then shouted:

"You are the Ma Yi who killed several of my subordinates and gave An a headache when he carried him into the mountain?"

Mitsui Fen couldn't believe that the young man in front of him was the person he had always wanted to get rid of, but unfortunately the current situation is not good.

"It's like a fake." Ma Yi replied calmly.

"Your name is really Ma Yi?" Mitsui Fen was still skeptical, hoping that he had misheard it just now.

"If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, Ma Yi." Ma Yi had an expression of lying that you are a grandson, and Mitsui couldn't believe it, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously and asked:

"You made a special trip to the island country to take revenge on me?"

Thinking of the grievances between the Black Dragon Society and Ma Yi, Mitsui Fen suddenly felt that his limit was approaching, but it was a pity that there were only two of them here, and they were still on a desert island, and there were no conditions to write a suicide note. Unexpectedly, Ma Yi's answer surprised him, and at the same time, his heart fell to the ground.

Ma Yi said, "No, my target was not you. ”

"That'...... That...... Why......? ”

"No, why, it was your people who didn't open their eyes and provoked me, and then I heard that you wanted to me, so I asked Hashimoto to bring me over to talk to you. But you let your people trick me into the gas chambers and try to poison me! If it weren't for my two hits, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to find the corpse now, right? ”

Mitsui Fen swallowed his saliva while wiping the cold sweat from his head.

"Cow ...... Oh, Marsan, I think there may have been some misunderstanding between us. ”

"Misunderstanding? From Thailand to China, you sent several groups of people to hunt me down and kill me, trying to put me to death, do you think these are misunderstandings? ”

“……”

Mitsui was speechless. He has always regarded others as prey, but now he has fallen into the hands of prey, do you say that he should say that he is not good for his life, or is he not as good as others, and he deserves to be unlucky? He was silent for a long time before he became weak, and said with sincerity: "Masan, I deeply regret what happened before. You are a Chinese person, the Chinese people pay attention to repaying grievances with virtue, so I ask Mitsui to implore you to have a lot, turn the page of the past, we will definitely become best friends in the future. ”

"Your sister! Don't really treat yourself as a green onion, no one wants to treat you as a friend, now you are ruthless with garlic! ”

As he spoke, Ma Yi chiseled hard and slammed on Mitsui's brain. As the old saying goes, close to Zhu Zhechi, close to ink is black, Ma Yi and Lu Yun have been together for a long time, and they have been imperceptibly influenced by her, and they also fall in love with knocking on other people's brains.

Mitsui Fen almost became angry again.

As the old saying goes, a tiger's ass can't be touched, and the head of the Black Dragon Society president is not so easy to knock!