"What's the matter, do you want to have a next time?" Mi Lili Yang wanted to kick her legs, but Sun Ziyang immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, "Don't, don't fight, the Eighth Route Army treats prisoners preferentially!" ”

Mi Lili didn't want to kick him anymore, but when she heard him say this, she couldn't help kicking him over again, and scolded with a smile: "You should be making a movie!" Sun Ziyang clutched his stomach, his face flushed, he struggled to get up again, and then said loudly: "I remember, it's the Geneva International Convention." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoAccording to the convention, you are not allowed to abuse me at will! Otherwise, I can sue you in an international court! ”

Sun Ziyang had to be moved by his wit again. Because of his panic just now, he almost forgot to tell him the person who sent him to Huaxia. He said that if the operation failed, he could not resist and let the Chinese government arrest him, because prisoners of war were protected by the Geneva Convention, and the Chinese did not dare to do anything to them. Then, the government of the island country will step in, and with a little operation, he can be brought back to the island country and continue to live his free life.

Heck, just now, in order to survive, he almost betrayed the Amaterasu God Kingdom that he recreated with his kindness!

Sun Ziyang felt a little ashamed that his position was not firm enough, and he was complacent that he would eventually be able to return to the island country alive and not need to be subjected to any abuse, but Xiao Fang stepped forward and kicked him over again.

"Dating your sister! Are you a prisoner of war? Wool, you are not even a soldier, at most you are a rookie-level killer, and you dare to enjoy the protection of the "International Convention on Japan", do your daydream! ”

"No, before they left, they told me that if the operation fails, I need not worry, because according to the convention, you cannot do anything to me, and you must finally send me back to the island! Because I am now a citizen of the island country, Huaxia has no right to judge me! Sun Ziyang argued.

Lu Yun went up and slapped him and kicked him in the stomach, scolding: "Spicy brother, do you think that being a citizen of an island country is equivalent to having a gold medal for avoiding death?" Killing people to pay for their lives, paying off debts, rightfully so! ”

The three women in front of him, one more barbaric than the other, are all unreasonable women, Ma Yi has a kind face, and he is a gentleman at first glance. As the old saying goes, a gentleman can be bullied, so Sun Ziyang decisively set his sights on Ma Yi.

"Mr. Ma, you can say something! Please stop fighting, you are all alive and well anyway, you should give me a way to live! Besides, you can't make the already tense relations between China and the island nation worse because of this, right? Sun Ziyang deserves to be a highly educated elite, and as soon as his upper lip touched his lower lip, he listed two reasons for Ma Yi to give him a way to live, just like the second reason, both of which were related to international relations.

In his opinion, Ma Yi can't refuse these two reasons at all, and the only thing he can do is to come forward to help him.

"This, it's purely a personal grudge, you can't kill me, but you are caught by me, are you dead or alive just by my words, can you have to do with international relations?" Ma Yi stared at Sun Ziyang with a smile. Sun Ziyang immediately said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Of course there is! Although I was born in China, I have become an island citizen, and my wife is an island country. If you kill me, you will be killing the citizens of the island country, and it will be a violation of international law! ”

Ma Yi scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "You have a point! ”

"There must be!" Sun Ziyang seemed to see a glimmer of life, and suddenly looked full of energy, stretched out his fingers and raised his glasses.

"The killing of foreign nationals is a taboo in international relations and will definitely give rise to international disputes. Mr. Ma, you are a smart person, don't risk the world's disapproval! Let me tell you, your relations between China and the island countries are already very tense, and the *sea issue and the *Yudao issue are causing headaches for your leaders. ”

Ma Yi's face changed, "What do you think our leader is as incompetent and obscene as your family's bullshit Prime Minister An carrying into the mountains?" ”

Sun Tzu raised his eyes and saw Ma Yi's face suddenly change, and suddenly understood that his words were too much, so he immediately explained: "I didn't mean that, I meant that we would just be ordinary people, and don't make trouble for the leaders anymore." We'll keep this private, okay? Ma Yi raised his hand and looked at the time, there was still some time before the ceremony began, so he decided to play the outstanding representative of the contemporary traitor figure in front of him again.

Mr. Sun was absolutely right. Okay, let's go, how are we going to be private? ”

Sun Tzu raised his eyes and saw that Ma Yizhen had fallen into his own trap, and his heart suddenly burst into joy, but he was a person with a city government, so on the surface, he still had a bitter expression begging to be let go.

"If Mr. Ma is willing to let me go, I am willing to pay you 10 million ......"

"Dollars?" Ma Yi's eyes lit up instantly.

"It's not." Sun Ziyang smiled shyly.

"It's an island currency. Although I have a job and a good income in the island country, I have a high consumption there and I haven't saved much money, which is still my pre-saved house purchase money. ”

So Ma Yi pretended to be very moved and said, "Copy, you gave me all the money for the house, it seems that I can't be moved if I am not moved?" Sun Ziyang was about to be polite, but Ma Yi suddenly asked: "How many Huaxia coins is 10 million island coins, I heard that island coins are not very valuable!" ”

Sun Ziyang suddenly lowered his head, as if he had suddenly been torn off his pants to cover his shame.

"Lost, less than 600,000!" Xiao Fang replied on his behalf, and before Ma Yi could express his feelings that the island currency was as worthless as toilet paper, Mi Lili had already raised her foot and kicked her grandson in the face. Mi Lili is not an ordinary woman, she has kung fu on her body, and if she is attacked again, it will be a sudden attack, so Sun Ziyang didn't have time to dodge at all, he was kicked hard in the face, and the bridge of his nose collapsed.

"Poof......

The two tubes of nosebleeds are like tap water that has just been unscrewed on the tap, spraying out with a "poof" sound. Sun Ziyang wiped his nosebleed and looked at Ma Yi sadly, as if Ma Yi had promised to protect his chastity, but his chastity was taken away under Ma Yi's nose. Ma Yi scratched his head and said ashamedly: "Accident, pure accident!" ”

Speaking of Sun Ziyang, people are highly educated elites, so what IQ, EQ gods and horses are all leveraged, and he has been played by Ma Yi for so long, if he hasn't understood that he is playing himself, then he just bought a piece of tofu and hit his head to death! Immediately, his face changed, and he didn't care about the nosebleed that was still bubbling, and said:

"Mr. Ma, you are so unscrupulous in flirting with international friends, may I ask: Have you brought your temperament?"

Ma Yi stood in front of him condescendingly and said, "I don't know if you're international or not, but I know you're not a friend!" I'm not afraid to tell you that there are many people who want me to die, including the Shenma Black Dragon Society of the island country, ninjas, and even the people of the United States, of course, there is no shortage of some garbage in Huaxia! But there are not a few of them who have died at my hands,"

"You still want to kill me?"

Sun Ziyang understood Ma Yi's subtext, and immediately wilted, and his nosebleed magically stopped by himself at this time.

"Of course." Although Ma Yi's tone was flat, there was no room for negotiation.

Sun Ziyang had a desperate and unwilling expression on his face, seeing that the international convention could not bluff people, and the diplomatic disputes that might be caused should not be taken seriously, but the last resort was to buy people with money, but they did not look down on it, and it seemed that he still had to sell his master to survive. So he swallowed hard and said dryly, "If you don't kill me, I can tell you everything I know." ”

"Do you think it can cost you a life? To put it bluntly, you are just a dog sent by the Black Dragon Society of the island nation, how much value do you think the information in your hands can have? It's a pity that your dog has a bad life, and the person didn't bite it, but it was caught. Ma Yi sneered. Sun Ziyang's face suddenly turned to ashes, and he said in surprise: "Do you know that I am a person sent by the Black Dragon Society? ”

Ma Yi looked at the time again, and the time for the opening ceremony was approaching, so he didn't want to play anymore.

"How did I know that you were sent by the Black Dragon Society, but I also knew that the Black Dragon Society was carrying your mad dog-like prime minister into the mountains to do errands, am I right?"

"Prime Minister Ann back into the mountain?" Sun Ziyang looked puzzled.

"Of course, with your identity, it is impossible to know this level of intelligence." Ma Yi relieved him. Sun Ziyang finally understood that Ma Yi was not what that person said, just a leader of the Chinese underground world, otherwise it would be impossible to pull out his heartfelt and beloved Prime Minister of the Amaterasu God Kingdom, An Beishan.

"You...... Who the hell are you? ”

"Huaxia people!" Ma Yi replied proudly.

"For the sake of our compatriots, you won't kill me, okay?" Sun Tzu Yang is still in a dying throes.

"Compatriots? Mr. Sun, I think you're mistaken, right? You are an island country, I am a Chinese person, although everyone thinks that you island people are the descendants of our Chinese people, but that is thousands of years ago, after thousands of years of wind and rain, you island people have already mutated, into obscene, perverted, selfish, cruel, good and long-term revenge cold-blooded animals, I think between us, not only character, personality can not be compared, even our genes are already different, so where does the word "compatriots" start? ”

"No, I'm not a native of the island, I immigrated a few years ago."

"Spicy brother, which country is not good for immigration, do you have to immigrate to the island country? Hmph, things gather by like, and people are divided by groups. The island people are obscene, and you are not a good thing! Mi Lili, who is uneducated, magically said a famous sentence in "Warring States Policy" to reprimand the elite Sun Ziyang.

Sun Ziyang now regrets that he immigrated to the island country. Because he has already seen that the gang of people in front of him have a good impression of the island country and the people of the island country, and it can even be said that they hate Wu Jiwu, and they may be about to end!

Alas, from then on, there was no longer an opportunity to sell to the stupid Chinese the toilet seat that was originally made in their country.