SCP-504 is just a joke-loving tomato

504 is a tomato who likes to listen to jokes, she likes those guys with a lot of humor, and the funnier the jokes are, the more she can't wait to give the guys who tell jokes a big hug, just ......

Foot A: Flowey, let me tell you a joke......

Flowey: Yes, yes!

504: Did someone say they were going to tell a joke!

Once upon a time there was a balabalabala......

Flowey: That's interesting! Hahahaha!

504: It's funny! That guy who told the joke, stand there and don't move! Let me hug! (Instantly accelerated to the speed of sound and flew past)...... Wait, I can't stop!

Duang! The foot was vaporized by the kinetic energy of the tomato 2333333

Flowey:! A tomato was killed! (Take out the phone and dial 110) officer! My friend was crushed to death by a tomato, and there was nothing left of the scum......

Duang! Flowey is vaporized by the kinetic energy of the tomato......

A police officer: Are you telling a joke, how can people be smashed by tomatoes and there is no scum left......

It's just that you're flying too fast! Soul light!

So she has a new name: Critical Strike Tomato 23333333