Chapter 90: Pickling girls is risky
Lu He's threat did not make Ah Bao afraid, but made him ecstatic. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh my God! I love you to death! Ah Bao was so excited that he wanted to kneel down for Ma Yi again, and suddenly remembered that he hated this, so he held back. Although he was a gangster, he had also heard of the Chinese medicine doctor, so he held back his anger and humiliation and said the cause: "It was Bugao who hit it with a lacquer cover." ”
Bugaku? Ma Yi was very surprised. Cut off the roots of people's descendants, if there are no people who have a deep hatred, I am afraid that they will not be able to do such a ruthless hand.
"Aren't you one of his men? Why is he so vicious? Ma Yi couldn't help but be surprised, and even forgot that he was a doctor who was learning about the cause of the disease from the patient, so he naturally became a gossip public.
"At first, I thought he was angry with me because of Buren's death, but later I found out that this was not the case, he actually fell in love with my daughter-in-law Li Yabai, and because of his bad face, he forcibly started, so he came up with this trick to abolish me, and then waited for Li Yabai to be lonely and unbearable."
The past is unbearable, and the humiliation makes Ah Leopard's eyes glow red.
"And then?"
"Later...... As he wished, we divorced, and she became the mistress of Bugao as a matter of course. Ah Leopard closed his eyes, took a deep breath, as if he had been suffocating for a long time, and finally laughed at himself: "This may be regarded as a person who is not guilty, but he is guilty!" "Suffering can really make everyone become a philosopher, if Ah Bao has not undergone this drastic change, with his few taels**, he will not be able to understand such a profound truth of life.
Ma Yi was deeply impressed by Ah Leopard's feelings, and even felt sympathy for the same disease.
Each of us wants our wife to be the most beautiful woman in the world. In fact, there is nothing wrong with this, everyone has a love for beauty, no one wants to sleep with a sow in their arms, right?
However, the problem comes, beauty is not cabbage, it can be seen everywhere, on the contrary, beauty itself is a scarce species, the scientific law of scarcity is expensive, beauty is very precious, in popular words, beauty is very valuable, so it's not a cold water for even splashing dicks, but advice, when you are ready to take down a certain beauty (this beauty refers to an authentic beauty, not a generic name for girls.) Before that, it's best to think twice about whether you're too rich; Thinking about the definition of the beauty of the gold; 3. Assess your own risk of cuckolding.
Otherwise, you will follow in the footsteps of Ma Yi or A Leopard in minutes, and you will either be buried alive or your balls will be broken. Pickling girls is risky, you need to be cautious when you pat it off, buddies who can't afford it, don't be reckless, honestly find a woman who looks average and will live at home.
"Okay, let him pass." His past is also unbearable, Ma Yi didn't want to dwell on this, so he patted Ah Leopard, "You lie on the sofa, I'll treat you." ”
"Now? Right away? Here? Ah Leopard thought he had misheard.
"Or else?" Ma Yi asked rhetorically.
A leopard was speechless. To tell the truth, he has not been more than five hours since he surrendered to Ma Yi, and it is completely self-deception to say that he has completely believed in Ma Yi. But he looked left and right, and then looked up and down, and he couldn't see that Ma Yi had the slightest intention of playing himself, and then he thought about it, his little life was in the hands of others, did he still need to care about others playing with him?
So he went out, listened to Ma Yi's arrangement, and lay down on the sofa.
Ma Yi stood next to him, examining Ah Leopard's balls with the eye of heaven. Although everyone is a man, but the egg is a man's privacy, so Ah Leopard is still a little shy, he lay on the sofa, slightly nervous, closed his eyes and waited for Ma Yi to see a doctor, but he lay down for a long time, and he didn't feel Ma Yi's movement, so he opened his eyes and found that he was silently next to him, not talking, and there was no action to see a doctor, such as taking the pulse, taking off his pants to check the injury, Shenma is all wooden.
Ah Leopard was very puzzled, but he was embarrassed to ask.
The two were in a stalemate for a long time, and Ma Yi still didn't say anything. It turned out that Ah Bao didn't know that Ma Yizheng was using the eye of heaven to diagnose his condition. The result of Ma Yi's diagnosis is that although Ah Leopard's eggs have suffered a heavy blow, the yolks are a little yellow, and the injury is not light, but it is not incurable, and because it is an external injury, and it is at the level of cultivation in the late stage of his quadruple vitality, so Ah Leopard's disease is even easier to treat than Lu Heju's failure at the beginning, and there is no need to apply acupuncture.
After diagnosing the condition and indeed a good treatment plan, Ma Yi began to make a move, he spread the palm of his right hand and covered Ah Leopard's lower abdomen.
Ah Bao Zheng is inexplicable, why Ma Yi covers his lower abdomen, he is an egg pain and not a stomach ache! Suddenly, he felt a hot air flow gushing out from Ma Yi's palm, and then poured into the Guan Yuan acupoint on his lower abdomen. Tianyuan acupoint is the innate qi sea, the place where the human body is at the intersection of yin and yang, is the door of the human body's subtlety, ordinary massage has the effect of cultivating the kidney and consolidating the foundation, regulating the return to yang, Ma Yi uses his true yuan qi to strengthen the foundation and repair the wound, the effect is very ideal.
After about half an hour, Ah Leopard faintly felt that his balls, which were numb from the injury, seemed to have regained some consciousness.
"Brother Ma......" his eyes moistened. Ma Yi signaled him not to make a sound, no need to ask, he also knew that Ah Bao was so excited about Mao, a man from a normal man, to a eunuch, and from a eunuch to a normal man, his mental journey, from self-confidence to despair, and then from despair to hope, the mood must be like a roller coaster with ups and downs, is there any?
To tell the truth, at this time, Ah Bao had the urge to recognize Ma Yi as his father.
In fact, Ma Yi has a more effective and faster treatment, that is, to treat headaches and feet, and directly input the true yuan into Ah Leopard's balls, but if this is the case, he must hold Ah Leopard's balls.
It's just that this action seems too evil.
Even though he was a doctor, a man like him, whose heart was as pure as a blank sheet of paper, could not do it. Therefore, he would rather lose some more True Yuan Qi and chose Guan Yuan Acupoint.
A full hour passed, Ah Bao's purple-black lips gradually turned back to bright red, the symptoms of tinnitus and dizziness disappeared, and he clearly felt that the balls under his crotch were rejuvenated. Ma Yi put away his hand, he didn't need to be reminded, he immediately turned over and got up. He knew that Ma Yi didn't like others to kneel down to thank him, so he decisively gave him a bear hug.
"Brother Ma, you gave me the dignity of being a man, it is more meaningful than giving me a second life, I am stupid and can't speak, but I must tell you that from now on, I must be loyal to you, we are not for fame, not for profit, just to repay Brother Ma for the grace of re-creating eggs, if I break my promise, it will definitely be five thunders!"
In the era when oaths have become shit, few people will believe the oaths made to themselves by others, but this time Ma Yi chose to believe it. Because he saw sincerity in Ah Leopard's eyes. As the old saying goes, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and Ma Yi believes that what he sees is the deep emotion of Ah Bao's soul. He believed that it was from this moment that Ah Leopard began to truly become a member of the Twin Evil Gang.
But he really hated the intimate contact between two men, such as now, Ah Leopard's bear hug, which gave him goosebumps.
"Fuck, hug your sister, brother is not Ji!" He struggled to push away Ah Leopard, just like a little girl who had just started to fall in love, and struggled to push away her boyfriend who wanted to kiss her, and he almost blushed and had cramps. Ah Leopard was still in high spirits, seeing that he was pushed away by Ma Yi, he was full of excitement and had nowhere to vent, so he pounced on Lu He, who had been acting as a passer-by.
As soon as Lu He saw that the situation was not good, he immediately raised his feet, "I'll torture!" "Kick it out. In fact, his kick was completely out of instinct, and he had never practiced martial arts, so this kick had no force value at all, Ah Bao had kung fu in his hands, Lu He blindly kicked it, he wanted to avoid or counterattack, it was simply pediatric.
But Lu He's identity is there, although Ah Leopard is excited, he is not so confused that his brain is pumping, otherwise Lu He will be ruthless and kick his balls again, and Ma Yi will not treat him again. So he cooperated with Lu He very tacitly, did not dodge or dodge, and opened his belly to greet Lu He's big feet.
But he forgot the fact that although Lu He is not a practitioner, Lu He is from the countryside and has been working in the field since he was ** years old. Although doing farm work is not martial arts, but practicing brute force can still drop, the strength under his feet, as if he has been immersed in hard work for one or two decades, although it is not the invincible iron leg of the world, but the strength is not covered.
So when his feet just made intimate contact with Ah Leopard's belly, Ah Leopard regretted it.
"Poof......" Lu He's heel arrived first, just hitting Ah Leopard's navel. Ah Leopard didn't fly out upside down as depicted in the movie, and then kept playing slow motion, he just took a step back and bowed down, fortunately, people who have experienced egg pain have a good ability to resist hits.
He quickly straightened up, enduring the entanglement of his stomach going back and forth, and tried to maintain a wooden expression on his face.
It's a pity that he is flesh and blood after all, and Lu He is not good at fighting, and he doesn't know the severity of his shot, this kick, Ah Leopard was actually not lightly injured, he moved his body and sat on the sofa. Lu He found that his face was pale, and he wondered if he didn't grasp the strength of his kick well and hurt Ah Leopard? This is not good, I just became the boss of others, and I injured others, doesn't this hurt everyone's feelings?
"Ah Leopard, I'm sorry, I may have used a little bit of force just now, are you okay?" He was humble, and Ah Leopard waved his hand, "It's okay, I don't have any ability, I can resist fighting, not to mention just one kick, even if I come with three or five feet, I can take it." ”
Ma Yi knew that Ah Bao was bragging, but he didn't demolish him, so he let him fool Lu He, a rookie. Because Ah Leopard has now completely belonged to the Shuangsha Gang and is already his own brother, bragging between brothers is not only harmless, but also promotes the feelings between brothers.
Ah Leopard sat for a while, and finally relieved himself.
"Brother Ma, Brother Lu, you come with me, I'll take you to a place to have a look." Ma Yi and Lu He didn't know what he wanted to see, so they followed him to the wall behind his desk, there was nothing special here, there was a picture of an eagle spreading its wings on the wall.