64 Chapter 64

Having wine and meat to eat is really a great joy in life. However, it would be nice to replace this wine with beer. Eating barbecue and drinking beer, that's really one of life's great pleasures.

And Mrs. Tang unsurprisingly ate her stomach. In less than half an hour, Gu Manniang watched there and saw that she had run to the toilet twice.

Gu Manniang felt that this was providence, and when she was still here trying her best to clean up this mother-in-law, she didn't expect this mother-in-law to send the opportunity to her.

Since God has given her such a good opportunity, she will naturally not let it go in vain.

When Mrs. Tang went to run the toilet again, Gu Manniang secretly followed.

At this time, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening, and except for the Tang family, who were still making trouble, the others had already gone to bed.

The Tang family's latrine is repaired at the back of the courtyard, which is behind the house. Except for the sound of Tang Dazhu eating and drinking from the front yard, it was the sound of chirping and croaking frogs.

Mrs. Tang ran her stomach, bent on letting the toilet go, and she didn't notice that Gu Manniang was following her.

In order to rectify Mrs. Tang, she followed Mrs. Tang to the toilet, and Gu Manniang was quite hard.

Mrs. Tang was squatting in the latrine, Gu Manniang took out a white undershirt she had prepared earlier, and then held her clothes with a bamboo pole and wandered outside the latrine.

Although Mrs. Tang was holding a kerosene lamp in her hand, how bright the kerosene lamp could be, plus the moonlight, she just made it casually, and it looked quite similar.

In order to be realistic, Gu Manniang also made that terrifying sound.

"Who?" Tang Pozi's voice was very loud, but Gu Manniang could still tell from her trembling voice that she was afraid.

As soon as Mrs. Tang's voice sounded, Gu Manniang pulled her throat and let out a whining cry.

"What the hell!"

With Mrs. Tang's scream, then there was a plop and a plop. If you think about it with your toes, you know that this Tang Pozi has fallen into the pit.

Thinking that Mrs. Tang had fallen into the pit, Gu Manniang almost couldn't hold back her laughter. She pretended to be a ghost to scare and scare her, but she didn't expect this woman to be so intimidated, afraid of ghosts, and accidentally fell into the pit.

The Tang family's latrine was built very simply. A pit was dug underneath, and two stone slabs were placed directly on top of it, and the slabs were still wobbly. Mrs. Tang was frightened, and if she didn't fall in, it would be called a strange thing.

Mrs. Tang fell into this kind of place, I believe that she is afraid that she will not be able to eat for several days in the future. Thinking of this, Gu Manniang's face couldn't help but bloom with joy. In order not to let others find out, Gu Manniang quietly walked away.

As soon as Gu Manniang left, Tang Dazhu, who was eating wine in the front yard, heard Tang Pozi's shout and immediately ran over.

"Mother, what's wrong with you?" Tang Tiezhu hadn't run yet, and he was already asking worriedly.

Mrs. Tang was not only so frightened that she fell into the pit, but she accidentally ate some in her mouth, and at this time she was vomiting constantly, and she had no time to answer Tang Tiezhu.

Tang Dazhu and the others ran into the toilet, and apart from hearing Tang Pozi's vomiting sound one by one, they didn't find anything wrong. They thought that Mrs. Tang was going to the toilet, even if they were Mrs. Tang's sons, it would be difficult to go in and watch their wife go to the toilet.

In the end, Old Man Tang ran in to see what was going on. Seeing that Mrs. Tang fell into the pit, she hurriedly called a few sons to help, "Dazhu, come and help, your mother has fallen into the pit." ”

As soon as everyone heard Old Man Tang's words, Tang Tiezhu was still standing in front of the brothers, but as soon as he heard that it was Mrs. Tang who fell into the pit, he involuntarily took several steps backwards.

But no matter how disgusting Mrs. Tang was at this time, how unwilling she was and didn't want to come forward to help. But in the end they had to help. Who made them the sons of Mrs. Tang?

Not to mention, how did Tang Dazhu pull Tang Pozi up from the pit. As soon as this pulled her up, Tang Tiezhu and the others had already vomited.

Of course, Gu Manniang couldn't pretend that nothing could happen, and when they pulled Mrs. Tang up, Gu Manniang appeared.

When Old Man Tang saw Gu Manniang, he hurriedly said, "Third daughter-in-law, go and call the second daughter-in-law and the lotus flower, and go and boil water for us." ”

At this time, Gu Manniang didn't want to see what Mrs. Tang looked like, so she hurriedly went to ask the Zhang family to get up and help.

When Zhang heard that Mrs. Tang had fallen into the pit, she grew up in surprise, "Why did she fall into the pit?" Although the thatched pit at home is shaky and looks a little sturdy, every time the children in the family go to the toilet, she will tell them to be careful and not to fall. Unexpectedly, the children did not have an accident, and an adult fell into it.

"Then who knows?" Gu Manniang couldn't tell Zhang's that it was because she pretended to be a ghost to scare Mrs. Tang just now, which made Mrs. Tang accidentally fall into the pit. For this matter, Gu Manniang plans to rot directly into her stomach, and no one will tell her.

Although the Zhang family was very curious about how Mrs. Tang fell into the pit, they also knew at this time that it was not the time to say this, they had to hurry up and boil hot water now, and let Mrs. Tang take a good bath, otherwise they would not stink to death.

Not only did Mrs. Tang have to take a bath, but even Tang Dazhu and his three brothers and Old Man Tang have to wash well. They went to pull Mrs. Tang up just now, and they must have some on them.

There is such a big event in the family, and this barbecue naturally can't be eaten anymore. Tang Dalin couldn't stay any longer. Before leaving, Gu Manniang was very generous and directly gave all the remaining meat to Tang Dalin and asked him to take it back and eat it.

It's not that Gu Manniang is generous, it's really this kind of thing, I believe that no one will be able to eat this meat, so it's better to give it away directly.

Others don't know if they can eat it or not, Gu Manniang knows that her appetite will definitely get worse recently.

Gu Manniang and the others boiled a pot of hot water and asked them to wash their bodies cleanly.

When Tang Tiezhu came out after washing, he kept asking Gu Manniang if he still smelled on his body.

The places on his body that should be washed have been washed, and besides, he still washes his body with a loofah cloth, I believe he must have washed his body clean. As for the fact that he kept saying that he could smell the stench, that must be the reason in his heart.

Although Mrs. Tang was so frightened that she fell into the pit, it was not good because she fell into the pit. Only then did I wash my hair, take a shower, and change my clothes, and my stomach barked again.

Mrs. Tang had just met a ghost, and at this time, she dared to go to the toilet alone, so she had to let everyone accompany her. This man can go and give her courage.

"Mother, you're dozens of years old, why do you have to let us accompany you when you go to a toilet." went to accompany Mrs. Tang to make the toilet, Tang Tiezhu was unhappy in every way. He still smells himself to death, and he is willing to accompany Tang Pozi to smell it again.

Not to mention that Tang Tiezhu is unwilling, even Old Man Tang is also unwilling. I think that Mrs. Tang is dozens of years old, and she is not a child who can afford to let people accompany her to the toilet.

Tang Tiezhu and they couldn't live or die, and Tang Pozi had no choice but to tell the truth in the end, she met a ghost when she went to the toilet just now. The reason why she fell into the pit just now was because she was frightened by ghosts.

"Mother, don't talk nonsense." Tang Tiezhu listened to Mrs. Tang's words, and his eyes kept looking around. He looked like this, as if he was looking to see if the ghost that Tang Pozi said had followed them into the house.

Mrs. Tang immediately gave Tang Tiezhu a roll of her eyes, "What am I talking nonsense, if it weren't for the ghosts, would I be dozens of years old, would I accidentally fall into the pit?" ”

Everyone thinks about it, Mrs. Tang is really right. It's not the first time she's been to the pit, and if she hadn't been frightened, she wouldn't have fallen into the pit.

Regardless of whether there are ghosts or not, Mrs. Tang's toilet must be available. She was afraid of one another, and she had to be accompanied.

At this time, Gu Manniang stood up, "I'm bold, let me accompany my mother-in-law." ”

Gu Manniang would have such a good heart? Of course she wouldn't be so kind, she just thought that this ghost only appeared once, and others would definitely not believe it 100%, so it would have to appear a few more times.

As soon as Mrs. Tang heard that Gu Manniang was going to accompany her. After thinking about it, I felt that Gu Manniang's force was worth the bar, even if there was a ghost, I believe it would be cleaned up by Gu Manniang.

However, for the sake of safety, Mrs. Tang wanted to call the lotus flowers together. But the lotus flower will be willing, and he doesn't want to smell it, let alone see any ghosts. As soon as she heard that she was going to go with her, Lotus immediately ran away.

There was no way, so in the end, Gu Manniang had to accompany Mrs. Tang alone.

"The third one, are you still outside?" Mrs. Tang was afraid that Gu Manniang would run away, so Mrs. Tang in the toilet kept asking if Gu Manniang was still outside.

"I'm still here."

Hearing Gu Manniang's voice, Mrs. Tang was a little relieved. But she was relieved too early.

"Mother-in-law, did you hear anything?"

"What sound?" Mrs. Tang asked scaredly.

"A child's voice kept calling grandma, grandma's ......" said, Gu Manniang suddenly screamed and ran away directly.

When Mrs. Tang saw Gu Manniang running away, she couldn't even wipe her buttocks, so she lifted her pants and ran out.

"Manniang, what's wrong? What happened? Gu Manniang's voice was not small, Tang Tiezhu was already worried about the toilet, and when he heard Gu Manniang's shout, he hurriedly ran over. I just happened to meet Gu Manniang who was running home.

Tang Tiezhu finished asking, and Mrs. Tang also chased after him. "What are you running?"

"Mother-in-law, didn't you see it?"

"Manniang, what did you see?"

"I saw a little kid with his horn on top of the latrine, and his eyes kept looking inside......"

Mrs. Tang's face suddenly turned pale.

"Grandma, grandma all the time. The voice was small, but I could hear it clearly. He seems to be calling his mother-in-law......"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Mrs. Tang roared with a pale face.

"Mother-in-law, I'm not talking nonsense. Didn't you just say that you had encountered a ghost? I think that kid is really your own grandson......"

Before Gu Manniang finished speaking, Mrs. Tang was frightened by her and fainted.