92 All things are in a hurry
Chapter 91
Fighting has been a bit annoying lately.
Not only because of the realization of the crisis of falling out of favor, but also the culprits of the "village supernatural incident" that annoyed it for two or three days!
"Can't find ...... Can't find it! it, why can't I always find it!! (β―β΅β‘β²)β―οΈ΅β»ββ»β
The picture on the monitoring jade bi flipped frame by frame under the urging of its divine power, monitoring every corner of the village, but the sunset was gradually approaching the mountain, and it was not far from the deadline set by Han Jiujiu, but it still found nothing.
"Nima's, didn't you say that you can monitor all the babies in the territory, it took the master three days to spend here, and he couldn't even find out a fart, so he was so big that he was blowing!"
The angry big black dog waved it over with one paw, and the five paw prints glowing with black gold "swished" and grabbed it, without showing any mercy to his subordinates!
"Bangββ! Whew-woo-!!hoo-hoo β
However, after a dull bang, only the terrible barking of dogs remained......
"Hmph~" On the other side, Ah Jin, the little goblin lying in a large pile of dossiers to make up for sleep, rolled the pages of the book dissatisfiedly, and muttered hatefully: "I know that it will rebound, but I still scratch it every day, I am sick!" β
"Life never ends, and death does not end." The other little goblin, Ah Teng, who didn't care about any manners at this time, was lying on a book with the sunset obliquely, scratching his belly, rolling his eyes and falling asleep again, since Han Jiujiu raised his training consciousness, God knows how long it had been since they had a good night's sleep!
"It's so noisy...... "Ah Xuan, who was half-asleep and half-awake, frowned and rolled over, muttering: "I saw a lot of hairy flowers blooming just now......"
And Ah Cao, who is the most coarse nerve, snores well, and the snot bubbles bubble up again and again, completely ignoring the meaning of external disturbances.
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Dou Zhan looked at Si Xiao who was comfortably asleep, and then looked at himself in the mirror with bloodshot eyes, and suddenly his eyes became even redder with grievance: "Damn, for the sake of Mao, the four little guys can rest, I have to guard such a broken wall so hard!?" β
As he spoke, he glared fiercely at the four sleeping villains who were quite hateful, and his big claws stirred up a few neatly arranged stacks of paperwork, before he raised his head and pretended to flick his tail and leave-
"Hmph, break the wall! The master shouldn't have wasted so much time on you, I don't believe it, a small Yongshan village, what sneak can hide from the master's nose! β
While stepping out of the door of the nave, he said in a deliberately lengthened voice: "I~~myself~~ went to find it!! β
There were only a few shallow snorts in response to him, and the wordless undulating slight light on the monitoring jade, Douzhan snorted, completely without the illusion of being retained, and disappeared into the source of the society with a flicking tail, leaving only a dissatisfied mutter:
"Obviously, there is a land and god in charge, what else can I not understand when I sweep away, why should I be embarrassed by this unlucky temporary worker......"
On the other side, Han Jiujiu, who couldn't bear to cook and feed his apprentices himself, smiled slightly, moved his lips as if he noticed something, and spit out two words lightly: "Hehe!" β
It's a world that only the lazy know about.
Looking at the little apprentice who didn't know why he came over, Han Jiujiu rubbed the top of his head in a good mood, and said, "Good apprentice, you also have to work hard to grow up, and share your worries for the master in the future, hehe~"
The little guy silently put down the cleaned dishes, looked at the cheap master who was slumped on the recliner and was extremely leisurely, and suddenly began to worry about his future life! So he looked at his little arms and legs, and asked expressionlessly:
"Does Master want to raise me and sell me?"
"Yikes! Is Master and Father such an image in your heart?! Han Jiujiu clutched his chest and cried out in pain, and looked over with his jade hand in teary eyes: "My heart hurts, come here, Master and Father want to correct your distorted three views and turn back into the well-behaved and lovely blue child paper you once had!" β
"I feel like I was beaten to death by Master in the past." Xiao Jiajun took a step back and replied with great honesty.
Han Jiujiu: "......"
"Tell the truth, brother, are you possessed by something dirty!"
Han Jiajun: "Master, you think too much!" Putting the dried dishes back into the counter, Han Jiajun took off the apron of Winnie the Pooh, which was almost as big as him, and still came to the small stool in front of Han Jiujiu with a strained face, sat down, stared at her with burning eyes, and said:
"Master should have told me, those things that should have been told to me."
The seven-year-old child was as calm as he had been a few days ago, and he sat in front of Han Jiujiu in a negotiating posture with a face that looked very expressionless as Qiao Shi, and began to pay attention to the situation that was not right since he woke up.
"Hehe, little guy, it's not good to learn!"
Han Jiujiu smiled, stretched out his finger and pointed at this weakened version of "Qiao Shi", leaned back with emotion, and said: "Okay, after all, I have become my apprentice, and I can't still coax him with a bewildering spell like before, but you are awake, I thought it would take a while for you to find out......"
With a smile on his face, Han Jiujiu began to slowly answer his questions for this child, who seemed to have matured a lot overnight: about her extraordinary identity, about her status as a master and apprentice, and about his future path......
They all tried their best to tell him in a simple way, although there were some reservations, but for a child who was less than seven years old, it was enough for him to lose his mind and shock.
Han Jiujiu looked at the stunned little guy with pity, touched his head gently, and heard a muffled inquiry from under his hand:
"That'...... Master, you are so powerful, can you get my grandma to come back to me? β
"I can't."
Han Jiujiu categorically cut off his sudden delusions, and said solemnly: "Although you may not understand it now, I let you know that these are not to make you feel that you have the capital to do nonsense, but I want you to know as soon as possible, what kind of road you will take in the future, don't be stupid and be calculated." β
She gently touched the child's little face that seemed to have dimmed all of a sudden, looked at his eyes with her forehead to her forehead, and comforted: "Don't worry, your grandmother has worked hard and thrifty all her life, is kind to her neighbors, and has accumulated a lot of yin virtues. β
"There are two opportunities for communication between the Land Temple and Yin Cao in January, you can ask the nobles about the news of your grandmother, or you can entrust someone to take care of you in the name of the master to pass on the news, and even in the future, if you are successful in your studies, the accumulated yin virtue can also be blessed on your grandmother...... Look, even if you are separated by yin and yang, you still have a chance to be filial to her, don't you?"
Han Jiujiu said, looking at the little fart whose little face began to glow, pinching his face, revealing a relieved smile, and said, "Don't worry about it this time?" β
"Hmm!"
Han Jiajun nodded heavily, and the smiles that really belonged to children began to reappear on his radiant little face, and his eyes looked at Han Jiujiu, who looked relieved, and plunged into her arms, rubbing and saying:
"Thank you, Master!"
"Hehehe, good!"
"Master, if I become very powerful in the future, can I visit my grandmother once in a while?"
"Then it depends on how good you are!"
In the realm of Yin God traveling, with her friendship with Bai Yiwu Sanyi for so long, it's not that she can't get a few passes to walk in the netherworld in a short period of time - they are all people in the system, easy to talk to! (*^__^*)
Xiao Jiajun thought seriously for a while, and said seriously: "Then master, when did you teach me those very powerful spells?" I want to see my grandma soon! β
Han Jiujiu smiled: "Don't worry, first after you learn some rules, I have to take you back to the village first, and I have to solve the problem of your household registration or something first, and then it will be my turn to do these things-I've only been bored here for most of the day, and I'm about to suffocate, right?" β
"Master!" The little guy held back the embarrassment of being seen through his mind on his face, but he was quickly distracted by her words, and hurriedly pulled her skirt and asked, "Then Master, I will ...... in the future." Can I still play with the children in the village? Where do I, where do I live? β
Han Jiujiu took him and said as he walked: "Of course you can, as long as you know what to say and what not to say, of course my apprentice lives with me, but I will keep the house left by your grandmother for you, and when you become an adult, by the way, what will you do." β
"Come, now I'll teach you some rules for people in the Divine Mansion to walk outside......
Regardless of the words and deeds here, after Dou Zhan abandoned the lazy supervision jade, he began a painstaking field investigation, and investigated them one by one in several places that had been "attacked", and the dog's nose was about to be inserted ~ to the bottom of the mud!
"Sniff ...... Sniff ...... Sniff - ahh!!h β
Fighting aggrievedly, he covered his sensitive nose to avoid the sneak attack of the flying feathers, listened to the noisy rooster cries like mockery, grinded his teeth, and reluctantly pressed the urge to wave a "soul-losing iron claw" in the chicken coop, and turned his head with a bitter face and ran out of the chicken coop of the bitter master's house.
"Huh?! Whose dog is this! How did you get into my chicken coop in broad daylight - did you bite my chicken to death yesterday!! β
"Wang!" Bite your sister to death, Ben Wang is here to find the real murderer! What a murderer!!
Although I only smelled......
The mighty and majestic Uncle Douzhan looked at the "bitter master" who had already copied the stick and smashed it, squatted slightly with four claws, let the "murder weapon" that came from the volley, and the aggrieved "Wangwang" screamed fiercely, turned around and ran - the big man behind him chased more vigorously!
Mader's Staff!
The two who chased and fled didn't notice, and after they left the yard as if they were flying, a faint black shadow, like a loach, slipped out of the corner of the wall, staring at the guard dog that suddenly exploded and grinned and roared, and slipped into the chicken coop that had just calmed down.
Suddenly, chickens and dogs jumped......
At this time, a familiar tall figure excitedly opened the door of the bamboo hut, stepped into the peaceful and tranquil Sheji Yuanming, and immediately opened his voice and shouted: "For a long time, my grandfather is coming, prepare quicklyββ! 166 Reading Network