Wedge (1)

Underworld.

Wangxiang Terrace.

Meng Po shop.

The beautiful woman gently pulled up her hair, and her white wrist held a spoon and stirred it gently in the pot in front of her.

The soup in the pot has an attractive golden color and bubbles non-stop, and the aroma of the soup makes people can't help but jump your index finger.

The legendary Meng Po soup, drinking it can make people forget their future and reincarnate with peace of mind.

If you don't have an obsession in your heart, why do you need to drink this bowl of Meng Po soup?

As if sensing something, she raised her head slightly, and saw that Yaksha had brought a new hooked soul up to the Nai Ho Bridge.

The new soul looks very tender, and it should be a girl in the prime of her life.

Even if she becomes a ghost, this girl is a beautiful ghost.

For beautiful things, both humans and ghosts will have a preference.

So Yaksha couldn't help but tell the girl some more precautions.

Yaksha walked up to the beautiful woman with the new soul and stopped, and said with a smile: "Meng Nu, I'm thirsty, give me something to drink." ”

Meng Nu raised her delicate eyebrows: "One or two of you have used me here as a teahouse, haven't you?" Drink as much as you want? You think it's so easy to get your hands on? Do you know how much effort it took me to re-boil this pot? ”

Yaksha stared at the big pot of golden soup in front of him, and smiled: "Isn't it a long time since I drank the soup you made, and I panicked?" ”

Meng Nu lifted the spoon in her hand, and said resolutely regardless of the facts: "No! ”

Yaksha glanced at the new soul, slightly embarrassed.

How can you embarrass him in front of the little fresh soul?

"You do so much every day, how could you not have it?" As he spoke, Yaksha pointed to a pot of soup in front of Meng Nu.

How could there not be?

Not to mention that this Meng Nu is not so angry: "How can you say that there is not?" Isn't that the one who did the good thing? ”

As soon as Yaksha heard that, his face immediately changed, and he immediately turned his head to the newly hooked soul and said: "I almost forgot to say just now, it's best not to mess with a few people in this deal, Hades, Judge, Meng Po - it's this Dominatrix, and that ......."

"Meng Meng!" A crisp voice interrupted Yaksha's words, and Yaksha looked up and had to grit her teeth and shut up.

The new soul looked towards where the voice had come from.

If the Meng Nu who was boiling soup just now is a beauty that is rare to see in a hundred years, then this is so beautiful that she can't describe it.

However, the great beauty, who is known as the only one in the sky and the earth, has no consciousness of being a great beauty at all, she just smiled lightly, reached out and touched the smooth skin of Meng Nu, and sighed that she had not seen her for a long time, and still had fine skin and tender flesh.

"I'm not here to welcome you at all!" Meng Nu did not avoid harassment.

- I can't say that she is used to being molested by a female ghost every day, right? What a loss?

"Don't be so ruthless." The big beauty showed a look of sadness, but actually a sassy expression: "Who would have thought that the legendary Meng Po would be so beautiful as a flower?" Isn't it because you always give people a cold feeling? As long as you change yourself a little, won't the soul of the entire underworld fall for you? You see, I'm doing this all to give you a little bit of a ghost and make more people like you. ”

"Hehe, not at all." Meng Nu didn't buy it at all.

The great beauty just smiled, and when she turned her head, she saw the expression of "You can't see me, please ignore me" on Yaksha's face, trying to narrow her sense of existence.

Slightly hooked the corners of his mouth and approached that side, and sure enough, he saw Yaksha's body gradually stiffening.

The great beauty said directly to the new soul: "Ouch, new soul? It looks pretty fresh. ”

The new soul smiled slightly: "It's polite, little girl Luoluo." ”

"Luo Luo......" The big beauty murmured, and then waved her hand lightly: "It doesn't matter what it's called, I don't have a name, they all call me a big beauty." ”

Nakshatra: "......"

Meng Nu: "......"

"Hello big beauty."

Luoluo obediently called it so obviously flattering the big beauty: "You can teach, look at you so well-behaved, come with me, don't follow the ugly bastard of Yaksha." ”

The "ugly eight" Yaksha watched the other party blatantly take away his new hook soul, opened his mouth to say something, and finally shut up in resignation.

"She didn't even ask you for Meng Po soup today, it's really the sun coming out in the west."

"Don't talk like you can see the sun."

As soon as Yaksha reminded her like this, Meng Nu was also slightly surprised, why did she let go of her Meng Po soup so easily this time?

But the back of the person who left with the new soul over there was indeed going farther and farther.

"I think I heard you say I'm a dominatrix?"

......" Yaksha shrunk his shoulders and explained, "I'm a metaphor. ”

Meng Nu curled the corners of her mouth and smiled coldly, causing Yasha to shiver.

In fact, in the past, Yaksha felt that Meng Nu's cold appearance was really very frightening to the ghosts, and they didn't dare to provoke her.

But when I met that person, I realized that Leng Bingbing was not terrible at all, but that smiling and cynical look was really undaring to approach!

Yaksha shuddered, then put the threat of Meng Nu behind him, and continued to brazenly beg Meng Nu for soup.

"She's gone, let's give some Meng Po soup to warm up her body." Yaksha looked at Meng Nu's cold face, and the more she looked at it, the more cute she felt.

Meng Nu's face sank, and she finally lowered her head and opened the pot in front of her.

“……”

"!" Suddenly, hearing the always cold and silent Meng Nu coming, Yaksha had basically thought of what was going on.

Looking down, sure enough, in the pot that was originally filled with Meng Po soup, there was only a dark coin left, with a few words attached to it: "Thank you for your hospitality!" ”

Looking at Meng Nu again, she had already regained her initial unfazed appearance, as if everything was empty—if you could ignore the raging ghost fire burning behind her.

The corners of Yaksha's mouth twitched slightly, and finally silently decided that it was not appropriate to stay in the underworld for a long time, and this holiday would not end, so it would be better to continue to go outside to hook the soul.

——On how to improve the efficiency of employees.

Luoluo followed behind the big beauty and looked around curiously.

Many people look scared and want to flee when they go to the underworld, but Luoluo is very calm, as if she already knows her fate.

The big beauties didn't speak along the way, and Luoluo felt bored and took the initiative to speak: "It is said that there are a lot of fierce gods and evil spirits in the underworld, but why can't I see it?" She does find it very calm, too.

The big beauty hooked the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a seductive smile: "I don't know why, why don't I help you find a ghost to ask." ”

Luoluo was stunned. It is true that she rarely sees such a beauty. smiled slightly, and seemed to be able to bring all the qiē around him to life. She had the illusion that there was nothing to fear in this underworld.

The evil ghost who was pulled out by the big beauty on the side trembled slightly, and his heart ran wildly: Don't be confused by the illusion on the surface, the more beautiful things are, the more they can't be touched! Child, you are still young, you don't understand!

"You say, why does this place look so calm and not like the underworld should be?" The big beauty really asked.

The evil ghost trembled and said: "Actually, the people who say that the underworld is not good are smearing the underworld, because they want to fool the people, just to make the people obey the rule, so they make up these nonsense stories to bluff people, in fact, you have all been deceived." The underworld is my home, and I love and care for everyone! ”

As he spoke, the demon raised his hands above his head and made a gesture of love.

The great beauty nodded, very satisfied that the demon read the slogan loudly.

The last presentation was a great success.

The demon saw that there was nothing wrong with him, and immediately stepped back. The old tears in my heart are still running wildly: I'm sorry brothers of hell, I have once again succumbed to power!

An old ghost in the blood pool hell saw the evil ghost and asked, "What's the matter, did you meet that one?" ”

The demon didn't even look at the guy.

Hmph, you've passed the pool of blood, aren't you? It's amazing that you can be reincarnated, right? I curse you for reincarnation, too!

The old ghost seemed to see through the evil ghost's thoughts, and smiled: "It's better to be a beast than to stay here!" I am now so grateful that I had the self-control to not really commit any heinous sins. ”

The demon glared at the old ghost fiercely, and finally walked away.

But in the eyes of the old ghost, there is a kind of sadness that is sluggish and cold.

The great beauty took Luoluo directly into the Hades Palace.

As soon as Hades heard the movement, he immediately ran out and sat upright. It's just that I ran too fast, and my collar hasn't been pulled up yet.

The big beauty smiled and stepped forward: "Yan Yan, you must know that as the boss of the underworld, if you don't pay attention to your image so much, you will let other ghosts follow suit, and everyone in the underworld will be disheveled in the future, how bad is it?" That's why they always frighten others when they go out on Halloween. This has a very negative impact on the prefecture. The people in the yang world think that the ghosts of the underworld are so terrible, all because they don't take good care of their clothes, how can they be liked by others when they appear in disheveled clothes? You say, don't you? Even for the sake of the image of the entire underworld, Yan Yan has to take good care of his clothes. ”

Hades Shuangquan clenched his muscles so tightly that his muscles burst out, but there was still a relaxed smile on his handsome face: "I'm making negative teaching materials for them, even if I'm telling them what to do is right." ”

The great beauty said happily: "Sure enough, Yan Yan's consciousness is still high!" ”

Hades took the opportunity to change the subject: "Who is this?" ”

"What do you think I brought this new soul? Isn't that nice? ”

Hades saw Luoluo next to the great beauty.

The white light around Luoluo was very faint, but it was obvious that it was indeed a meritorious soul, but it was a pity that he died at a young age.

"I think the days in the underworld are getting more and more boring this year, and I'm looking for someone to accompany me, so it's her."

Hades especially wanted to say: If you think the underworld is boring, please trouble your old man to be reborn quickly, otherwise it will be okay to be reincarnated!

In the end, Hades didn't say anything, pinched his fingers and counted.

This new soul is Fengge in the next life, the mother of the new prince, if you really leave her in the underworld, the prince will not even have a chance to be born, so the yang world is not chaotic?

But she was rejected......

"Shall I find you a new one?"

The big beauty hooked the corners of her mouth slightly, and said one word: "Just, want, her!" ”

Even though it has been hundreds of years since he looked at this peerless face, Hades was still stunned. But his strong willpower commanded him to pinch his thighs hard to remind himself not to indulge in beauty.

In the end, I had to say, "Let's talk about this later, I have another thing to tell you." ”

The big beauty raised her hand lightly and looked at her slender fingers.

But the expression seemed to say: You have something to say quickly, if it's just a trivial matter, my aunt and grandmother won't change their minds lightly.

Hades cleared his throat and told the great beauty the whole story.

The big beauty's face really changed, and finally dropped a sentence: "You have deceived me many times, if you dare to lie to me again this time, it will not be so good." ”

Hades showed a cool expression: "Don't worry, you won't be wrong this time." ”

The big beauty nodded: "I'll be back soon, you still keep this soul for me." ”

Hades nodded.

Seeing that the great beauty was gone, Luoluo asked Hades, "Who is she?" Isn't it amazing? I'm going to wait here for her to come back? ”

Hades smiled kindly. Nima can't make a mistake this time, the underworld can't afford to toss the world again!

"She's ...... The first storyteller in the underworld! Brainwashing ability is first-rate! Hurry up and go, this place is not suitable for a long time, you better hurry up and reincarnate, otherwise the time will not be right. ”

After sending Luoluo away, Hades finally swayed to the Lethe River.

On the one hand, the ghost was reincarnated and reincarnated, but this one was going to step directly across the Nai He Bridge, cross the Lechuan River, cross the Huangquan Road, and reach the other side of the Yangjian, thinking about finally sending her away, the king of Hades was so excited that he wiped his tears.

The foot that the big beauty had just stepped out finally took it back.

Hades chuckled in his heart, but he did a good job of hiding his anxious and urgent feelings.

"I didn't expect you to be so reluctant to let me go, one by one, put down the work at hand and say goodbye to me."

The big beauty looked at a row of ghosts and gods standing on the ground here, quite a bit of a long pavilion to send each other, and sighed with tears and regrets.

Don't, you're going to see you off with your own eyes!

But what he said was: "When you leave, no one will tell us those exciting stories anymore, and I feel sad when I think that the underworld will change back to a cold appearance in the future." ”

The big beauty's eyes lit up: "It seems that you are really reluctant to me, so I'd better tell more stories and leave later." ”

"Don't, don't, you need to be important, don't waste time for us." Hades immediately waved his hand, and there was a sincere expression on his handsome face.

The big beauty picked up the water hyacinth in her hand and took a sip, seemingly hesitating.

Meng Nu asked, "What are you drinking?" ”

"Meng Po soup."

"......" Meng Nu said: "The pot I boiled recently used special ingredients, even if the gods drank it, they would forget the past." ”

The big beauty nodded, stretched out her hand and touched Meng Nu's smooth face: "Sure enough, the taste is getting better and better." After I'm gone, you have to take good care of yourself, don't let these male ghosts take advantage. ”

...... "You're the only one who dares to take advantage of my mother, okay?"

Meng Nu looked at the big beauty's flirtatious expression as always, her lips moved, and finally nodded.

It seems that the formula developed this time has failed again.

"Boss, get on your way quickly, it's not good to delay your business." Shura on the side whispered.

The big beauty smiled again, she was really a little unsure whether the news was true this time, but she was afraid that if there was hope, she would be disappointed, which would be far more difficult than when there was no hope.

In the end, the great beauty still stepped into the Lethe River.

Everyone looked at her motionlessly, and finally disappeared from sight.

"Yay!" Hell cheers!

Hades spoke: "Today's hell amnesty, all ghosts can come out to carnival temporarily!" ”

This cheer was even more intense than before.

The Great Scourge is finally gone, and Hell has finally returned to what Hell should be!

Forehead...... Who remembers what hell should be like?