"Why do you keep stretching out your right arm? What does it mean to hold your index finger up? ”

…… Ah, I'm embarrassed to see the evil ghost, and when I smile, I want to click the fork when I smile.

Thinking so in his heart, of course he couldn't answer like this in reality. I could only put down my arms and dry my face in a little hurry, and I didn't care about my external image, so I turned my head to look at the person next to me who inexplicably knocked himself into the water and inexplicably gnawed himself: "You, who are you?" ”

Then, he saw a ...... It's very in line with his own aesthetics.、It's also very much in line with the male protagonist's painting style.。

"Jimo Dugu!"

Before An Ping could wait for the other party's answer, on the shore on the other side, there was a roar that seemed to be very angry, "Why are you here!" ”

Another gust of wind hung up, and An Ping reflexively trembled, but was stopped by the hand on his waist from subconsciously dodging.

And Jimo Youhu didn't do anything like knocking him into the water (someone pressed him on his waist, but he couldn't hit it if he wanted to), and after rushing to the shore in three steps, he swooped and landed on the other side of Anping.

So Anping saw another face that was very in line with his own aesthetics and the male protagonist's painting style.

Look left,Look right.,It's clear that the painting style is different.,But it's all very good.、Very male lead.。

"Why can't I be here?" Faced with Youhu's expression of almost choosing people to devour, Dugu did not show the slightest hint of retreat, "This is the back mountain, and it is not a forbidden place for sects." Jimo Youhu, what standard do you have? ”

Is there a fox in Jimo? Jimo is lonely?

What?

An Ping listened to these two familiar names, and reacted for three seconds, before he faintly felt that this was probably, probably, and seemed to ...... It's the name of the male protagonist or villain or some cannon fodder.

Four words, the name with melon, there are three (what the hell) in the original book.

He reflexively looked at the lower half of the two of them, and the lower half felt that it was not right, so he quickly put it back and honestly rested on the place above the neck that could be described.

Whew, it's dangerous...... If it is really an important role, with the cultivation and eyesight of these two people, this kind of discordant little action will definitely be caught in seconds!

"Look at his waist card, this is obviously the junior brother in the faction, what are you holding him for!" Youhu stared at Duguqiang's hand, looking eager to burn a hole out, "If you need it, take your monsters and monsters!" ”

Anping: "......"

Wait, is that what you mean by monsters, monsters, monsters, monster

"Senior brother in the faction, so what?"

Faced with the sight of Youhu who almost killed, Dugu showed a calmness that was beyond the mundane world. He even lowered his head very suddenly, kissed An Ping's forehead, and let out a loud "pop": "At least in my opinion, he didn't show you the 'harmonious blind date' of other juniors and disciples." ”

The words "harmony and blind date" are particularly heavy when they are bitten by foxes.

And Anping is already stupid.

- Wait, wait, wait, who's going to tell him what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on?!!!, what's going on

Feeling that he had just been MUA on his forehead, it was simply hot, and Anping suddenly broke out with a howl, but seeing that the qi was born from the dantian and from all fours, he broke free from the other party, and the harrier turned over and jumped up and then ran to the distance of the mountain, bringing up the smoke and dust flying all the way.

The two of them, who were arguing with each other a few seconds ago, looked at the direction of the young man's departure with a confused expression, and then were stimulated by the flying dust, and sneezed one after another.

Jimo Youhu: "...... The little junior brother is very good. ”

Jimo Dugu: "...... What the senior brother said is extremely true. ”

And Anping, who let go of himself, finally recovered from his instinctive parkour and found that he had once again been lost in a remote corner of the mountain.

It was as if a fully fueled vehicle had run out of fuel after a long journey, and he was planted almost directly from half a height and not a low level. I thought I was going to be scrapped, but if I was unlucky, I might be able to take the dog directly or wear it back. But I felt that the place where I landed was softer than I imagined, so that except for a little pain in the tail bone, my whole body was unharmed.

Oh yes, my head is a little dizzy too.

He shook his Venus-ridden head and got up, the sudden weightlessness and the sequelae of the suspected mild concussion were the infinite loop of space steps being staged in his brain at the moment, and the tone was shaking very rhythmically. Trembling, shaking, shaking, his gaze finally returned to normal, and then his first reaction felt wrong-

There seems to be a person down there.

Note that below here is a positional preposition, not a verb or a noun.

An Ping, who realized this, jumped up almost straight, and was three meters away from the other party in an instant. The paste that had just settled in his brain fluctuated violently as a result, and the fluctuation made his eyes flutter.

Then he heard a soft clatter, and what seemed to be stepping on something under his feet.

It was only when the faint feeling of dizziness dissipated that An Ping dared to bow his head again and look at the foreign object he touched on the soles of his feet—it was a brand, the same style as his disciple's card, which obviously belonged to the person in front of him.

So he bent down to pick it up and saw the four words on it: Jimo bitter Yao.

Huh, the name...... Could it be the last melon?!

Brother Gua ...... Ah no, Jimo Kuyao is facing the loess with his back to the sky, and it is being spread out into a fairly standard human cake. Obviously, Anping's fall from the sky just now brought a lot of oxen power, which directly caused the soil layer where he was to collapse a few centimeters, and the whole person was "embedded" in it.

An Ping held the sign and stared at the person on the ground with half a shocked look, thinking about whether the other party looked angry like this, and what was the probability that the male protagonist or villain would die of crushing.

It was at this time that the bitter eyes moved.

His only right hand, which was completely above the mud level, was propped up on the ground at his hand. Then he looked very cold and pulled his face out of the dirt.

…… Anping wasn't sure if he heard the sound of "poof" pulling radishes.

In the next second, a pleasing face full of male protagonist style met his eyes.

“……”

Anping suddenly froze.

The moment he looked at this person, an inexplicable, unprovoked and sudden fear firmly grasped him.

"Paint off?" The male protagonist Fan'er's face shook the soil on his hair, and he looked at him without waking up, "Why are you here?" ”

Wait, what the hell is the paint peeling? He didn't listen to it, you called it to drop the paint, drop your sister!

The illusion-like fear that came before instantly floated clouds, An Ping grinded his teeth, pretended not to hear and asked back: "Why can't I be here?" ”

According to the other party's reaction, the person in front of him and the "Jimo Carved Paint" obviously knew each other.

With a flower in front of him, An Ping subconsciously took two steps back, and when he looked at it, the other party had already climbed up from the ground. It's just a big pit with uneven edges left in the ground, which clearly shows how many cattle it has just been impacted.

…… If he is crushed underneath and replaced by himself, there is a chance that he will go to see the Buddha or God in eight or nine minutes out of ten.

Thinking of this, An Ping's sense of guilt skyrocketed, although he had no real sense of the world, but the possibility of "almost killing someone" still made it difficult for him to look directly at the other party.

In comparison, the paint is a small case, which makes his momentum a little weaker.

But these entanglements are obviously not known, he shook his face and shook his body, looked at the stubborn dust on his clothes and tangled for a while, and looked up at An Ping: "Didn't you say yesterday that you would never see me again, and from then on cut off your sleeves and your marriage has nothing to do with your marriage, and whoever repents will cut off the root of your sin?" ”

Anping: "......" TF?!

So Kuyao's gaze fell on Anping's Ding Ding position, and the latter covered his crotch with a stirring reflex, and then felt that this action was good and quickly let go: "You, you didn't lie to me, right?!" ”

Kuyao: "...... Do you have amnesia? ”

Anping: "......"

Kuyao: "Or is it indirect amnesia that is too stimulated?" ”

Anping: "......"

Kuyao: "Don't make a fuss, ah. I said a long time ago, don't look at so many stories of domineering palace masters/sect masters/door masters/heads falling in love with me, this kind of pure and unpretentious style has not been popular in the past two years, and now many people like to go to the edge of the sword and be obsessed with bewitching sluts, otherwise how do you think Jimo Sanjie came about? ”

Anping: "......" brother, are you admitting that you are a bewitching slut, are the male protagonists and villains of this book both bewitching sluts, if the author knew about it, he would definitely pass through and kill you.

Ku Yao stretched out a hand and stroked the sluggish Anping's head: "I'm leaving, I don't want you to cut off the root of that life, although you can't use it, you can't be disabled." I provoked too much at the beginning, and I couldn't live with you, as long as you live well in the future...... Without further ado, I'll go back to do the laundry first. ”

Anping: "......" is very good, this is very glamorous.

At the moment when Ku Yao turned around and took a step, An Ping finally moved.

He tugged at Kuyao's sleeve, and then almost fell himself: "Wait, wait! How about you change this dress and let me wash it? ”

As soon as the words blurted out, An Ping was stunned, and Ku Yao was also stunned.

And then the former wanted to smoke themselves to death.

Just now, when Ku Yao was talking to him unilaterally, An Ping was thinking about a question very seriously: How high is the probability that Jimo Ku Yao is the male protagonist or villain?

The answer is that he is most likely that cannon fodder.

The reason is very simple, the harem of the male protagonist and the villain in the original book, even if everyone's description is different, but there is more or less ink. But among them, there is absolutely no one called Jimo carving lacquer.

With the professionalism of a teenager who has been entangled by the surname stalk all his life, Anping swears that he has never seen paint in the text...... Ah, don't carve this surname.

And there is no description of the harem of cannon fodder, or except for the incidental impression when mentioning "Jimo Sanjie", Anping's memory of this person is almost none.

So Anping, who was anxious to verify his thoughts, lost his reason and discipline at that moment, and asked something that was completely contrary to his straight manhood.

Ku Yao stared at him for a moment and sighed: "Why are you ......?"

"I promise it's the last time!" The face had already been thrown out, and An Ping simply broke the jar and made persistent efforts, "Let's go change clothes!" I'll wash it for you! Otherwise, I'll pick your clothes right now! ”

Kuyao: "......"

Under the nervous gaze of the young man Anping, and even thinking about the success rate of picking up clothes and seeing you at this moment, the other party finally nodded:

"That's it, whatever you want."

Ten minutes later, in a private pit cubicle, Anping boy left with his clothes in his arms and a blush and confused smile.

- Jimo bitter, the male protagonist excludes!