What kind of stalk is Zhang Youwei's goldfish?

In order to train their disciples' decisiveness, the Zhang family usually asks their children to choose a small animal to raise for a whole year when they are young, take it to eat, sleep and study, and cultivate a relationship with young animals. At this time, some children will have cats and dogs, some children will raise birds, and some children will raise chickens and ducks (note that chickens and ducks are not the same as birds...... ）

The reason why Zhang Youwei chose goldfish is: to eat and drink Lazar in this way, it is easy to clean up.

The rule of the Zhang family is that after raising a small animal for a year, the children have to decide whether to kill the little thing with their own hands or exile it, and most of the children choose to be exiled, and these children will be selected to take care of the internal affairs of the family; Some of the children choose to kill, and these children will be chosen as ghost slayers who go out on a killing mission.

But for a person like Zhang Youwei, the fish she raised is the fish she raised, who dares to release or kill her.

Her mother, as the head of the family, has been very distressed about what to do on that day, and she has been thinking about it for a long time, but she has no idea, and in the end she can only go with the flow.

Then, the day before the elders came to inspect it, when Zhang Youwei was changing the water for the fish, she accidentally washed the fish into the sewer and washed it away......

Zhang Youwei: "Wow, my goldfish, woo woo...... Wow wow......"

In her heart-rending cries, the elders believe that this is the killing of their own pet, and as the only child of her age, she is chosen as the next heir (for her mother's sake).

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Why can't the senior brother catch up with the girl?

When she was fourteen years old, she knew that she had put a lot of effort into her homework but still couldn't learn well, and she was very worried, for fear that she would forget to sleep and eat because she studied too hard, so she often forgot to sleep and eat to see her.

Studying in the middle of the night: I always feel like someone is watching me outside.

After eating, I read a book: I always feel like someone outside is watching me.

The shallow thing that went wrong when practicing: I always felt like someone was watching me outside.

…… One day in the middle of the night, he found someone outside and opened the window suddenly: "Senior brother? What are you doing here? ”

Shallow embarrassment, blushing, stammering, and finally calmly said, "Sleepwalking." ”

Halfway through learning every day, I suddenly felt that something was wrong: Hehe, today my brother sleepwalked again.

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Why does Zhang Youwei have no friends?

After the little goldfish died, Zhang Youwei was very sad every day.

However, she was not a talkative by nature, and she did not know who to talk to, so she was depressed for a long time, and felt that she should tell someone these things to relieve her.

But children are generally more afraid of her, so Zhang Youwei's communication with her peers has become like this.

Zhang Youwei: "Hey, who is that, I have something to say to you." ”

The child immediately ran away in fright, and ran much faster than the boss had been punished for running, leaving a trail of smoke behind him.

Zhang Youwei: "I said I have something to say to you!" ”

As a result, the children in the entire training ground ran clean.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Youwei looked at the children who were tied up with ropes and had bruised noses and swollen faces, and smiled contentedly: "Now can we talk properly?" ”

A wave of black heads nodded quickly, very well-behaved.

So, Zhang Youwei understood that if you want to speak, you have to do it first.

However, one day, she met Asaluo. Zhang Youwei thought to herself that this girl could really run, and she had run so far with her master, I wanted to talk to her.

Asaro stared at her with wide eyes and motionless.

Zhang Youwei thought to herself, this girl's eyelashes are so beautiful, like a small brush, flickering.

So Zhang Youwei did it.

Then she was screwed up with her nipples.

Qianluo said while running: "Zhang Xiaoben was screwed on his head!" Zhang Xiaoben was screwed on his head! ”

Zhang Youwei, who was in tears: Why doesn't this madman play his cards according to the routine?