45 Homemade Atomic Bomb!
"Fuck! I'm a pig, I admit I'm a pig, but the national team is not even as good as pigs! ! β
said that Cao Cao Cao could get his mother, and soon the group of junior cattle on the 13th floor opposite vented, and as expected, the national team lost again tonight. The national team really lost professionally for 30 years!
"Don't insult the pigs, okay?"
"NND, that's it!"
Then there were a lot of people shouting at the window, whether it was the freshman and sophomore on the 12th floor, or the junior year, they all shouted together, "MD, that's it!" That's right. β
Su Feng didn't know this, he couldn't help but wonder if someone had finished playing cards? But what does losing in playing cards have to do with the national team? On weekdays, someone on the 12th floor plays cards and loses.
Jiang Dongyu smiled and said, "It's not playing cards, the second brother just said that there is no Chinese football national team game today!" β
Jia also said that he was going to vent today, and at this time, there was a bang, and what seemed to be a wine bottle between the two buildings had been thrown into the open space between the 12th and 13th floors. It's war!
"Playing like this, still playing a fart ball, I haven't played well with the school team yet, go home!"
Hearing such an angry roar, Zhang Fei laughed, then ran to the beer he had just moved back, and dragged the beer to the balcony. Looking at Su Feng, who was standing beside the bed, looking stupid and didn't know what was going on, Zhang Fei said: "Third brother, you don't know what this is for, this is for war, aren't you tired of studying?" Let you take a good look! Come on, bring those two boxes. β
By the time Su Feng helped Zhang Fei move all the boxes of beer bottles to the windowsill outside the balcony, the people on the 13th and 12th floors had already had a tacit understanding to turn off the lights, and in the darkness, Zhang Fei threw out two beer bottles very proudly, and suddenly the upstairs and downstairs on the 12th floor cheered.
He Naixuan was in the bathroom, and when he saw the voice, he also slipped out, although he had not played well in his previous life, he was still interested.
At this time, Su Feng only understood from the explanation of Jia Ye Jiangdong who had just squeezed into the balcony, you and I explained that the two men's buildings on the 12th and 13th floors of Jinyuan University were facing each other, and there was only two of them, with an ordinary cement field in between. On weekdays, I play badminton and the like.
As one of the three most famous places in Jinwon University, the style of the buildings of these two dormitories has allowed people between the two dormitories to develop a very famous activity, every time the national team loses a game, a basketball game! Soccer games, especially soccer matches, where the opposing boys' dorm will throw things at the concrete floor at night, basically one dorm building will drop a few things, and that dorm will respond.
The people in the dormitory management department won't care until they have to, and the fucking lights are out, how can you catch them? Who are you arresting? Unless it is a strict inspection by the school, the dormitory management department will generally post an announcement to remind them, and the people in the two dormitories will be more restrained.
After all, hello, I'm good, everyone's good! The dormitory management department and the two dormitory buildings have face, and they also have to give the dormitory management department face.
On the 12th floor, Zhang Fei came here. It is estimated that a lot of inventory has been prepared on the 13th floor over there, and soon the two buildings will be "booming"! The uproar was smashed like the carnival of the old birds before graduation in the senior year, a picture that was not lively.
He Naixuan smashed a few beer bottles on a whim, and asked Jiang Dongyu on the side to ask for a cigarette to light it, and suddenly a loud voice came. He Naixuan Jia was also startled, and a few people approached the balcony to take a look, and the sound of the opposite side smashing something I don't know completely overwhelmed the sound here.
"I'll make up! Warm the kettle! The 13th floor is so ruthless! Jia also pouted and said.
Zhang Fei threw two wine bottles and said: "Hurry up and smash it, it is estimated that tomorrow the dormitory management department will definitely post a notice to strictly investigate, everyone have fun today, and smash all the nest fire of the national team's stinky feet, Lao Jiang, you go to the bathroom, go and get out the good things I put under the washbasin, and have fun with the old birds on the 13th floor today!." β
He Naixuan looked at Zhang Fei suspiciously, Jiang Dongyu laughed and said Uncle was about to say this, He Naixuan turned around and saw him quickly bring a case of beer. He Naixuan said: "Isn't this still beer?? β
Zhang Fei explained as he took it: "I haven't drunk it here!" β
"Minato!"
"Boom!" Suddenly Zhang Fei threw it down, and suddenly there was a sound from the ground that was louder than the 13th floor, and Liang Yu, who had drunk a little too much at this time, suddenly got up on the bed and roared angrily: "Zhang Fei, you grandson, Lao Tzu just bought the beer the day before yesterday." I haven't drunk it yet! Zhang Fei, your uncle! β
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However, the group of animals on the 13th floor didn't know what medicine they had taken today, and the things they threw became louder and louder, and the sound of beer bottles on the 12th floor was suppressed for a while.
He Naixuan didn't say a word, turned his head and went back to the dormitory, picked up a warm pot, took a water heater, and put it in.
Su Feng is a little white in this regard, he looked at He Naixuan suspiciously, He Naixuan knew that Su Feng didn't understand anything, and explained: "Third brother, the kettle is cold, it's useless, I'll smash it later." But it's cold, but it won't be cold for a few minutes, and you don't know that a kettle filled with freshly boiled hot water is louder when it goes down than when there is no hot water? β
After speaking, He Naixuan lifted the kettle and threw it out, and there was a loud bang on the concrete floor, accompanied by a loud noise, and a piece of water vapor rose in the dark night.
"On the 12th floor, you guys are ruthless!"
Suddenly, Zhang Fei turned his head and asked, "Brother He, whose pot do you use?" β
"The blue one at the door!"
"Brother! Brother, I just bought it yesterday! β
"Tomorrow please eat KFC!"
"Alas, brother, you can throw away my kettle too! I want to eat it too! Jiang Dongyu, who had just thrown a beer bottle on the side, suddenly looked at He Naixuan and said, He Naixuan slapped his face to the side.
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! β
Suddenly, He Naixuan saw Jia Ye, who had just run out, running in, holding a black and white TV that he didn't know where to snatch it.
"Nima, eighth, you never stole it?" He Naixuan was dumbfounded, and Jia Ye put down the TV and replied proudly: "From the next door to the open, that group of cattle went out for dinner!" β
"You're not afraid that they will come back and fight with you!" Zhang Fei pursed his lips and immediately threw down the black and white TV.
Jia Ye just wanted to explain something, and suddenly there was a loud "boom", I really didn't expect that the explosion of a TV picture tube or something could make such a loud sound.
Not to mention Zhang Fei and Jia Ye, He Naixuan Jiangdongyu and Su Feng, even the old birds of a building on the 13th floor opposite were frightened, and suddenly the old birds of the third year shouted: "The birds on the 13th floor, what the hell are you throwing away, could it be that you went to the chemical laboratory to make an atomic bomb!" β
"Good." Jia Ye was also completely frightened, it was so cruel, and suddenly the cattle on the 12th floor shouted frantically: "One on the 13th floor, come one!" β
"Today I am proud of Jinda! Tomorrow Jinda will be proud of me! This side of the 12th floor began to shout a slogan on the 12th floor, and then frantically provoked the old birds on the 13th floor.
Suddenly, several things were thrown down on the 13th floor, but the sound was not as loud as the 12th floor, and the people on the 13th floor roared fiercely: "On the 12th floor, you are ruthless enough..."
Seeing that the group of old birds on the 13th floor were completely beaten down, looking at Zhang Fei's incomparably stinky fart, Zhang Fei suddenly saw the flashlight not far away and immediately said, "What is that?" β
He Naixuan smiled, it was so cool to have fun today, he said to a few people: "Sleep, today is over, the 13th floor is wilted." That's when the student council comes to wrap up! "On weekdays, Su Feng goes to bed early with a pair of headphones, and he doesn't participate in these at all, and he has a good time playing today.
Jiangdong Yu Zhang Fei and a few of them slipped back to the dormitory, and immediately evacuated the balcony battlefield, and the cattle of the student union were about to come.
He Naixuan exhaled, and his mood that had been busy for a long time was suddenly very relaxed, so he simply relaxed to the end!
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