3. Two land chicks
When Huai Rao first arrived, he offended the Rakshasa Sect Leader Jade Rakshasa when he arrived, however, he himself knew nothing about it. In his cognition, after his "heroic and extraordinary" appearance, the Jade Rakshasa should be impressed by his domineering, shy, and like him from the bottom of his heart.
As for what it means to be shy and like, it doesn't matter, in short, it's good for yourself.
Huai Rao settled in the Rakshasa Sect with peace of mind, enjoying the warm hospitality of the Rakshasa Sect. Of course, these are just Huai Rao's own thoughts, in fact?
First of all, not to mention where his thirteen or fourteen-year-old tender face came from, even if there is, the Jade Rakshasa Jade Grand Sect Master is not a heroine of romance with a girl's heart, and it is impossible to follow Huai Rao's bridge. The Jade Rakshasa Jade Grand Sect Master not only did not follow Huai Rao's bridge, but was also very angry.
As we all know, who has been in a high position for a long time does not take face very seriously? Huai Rao saved his face in this way, but he fiercely refuted the face of the Jade Sect Master. After the Jade Rakshasa settled down with a dead face, he immediately sent someone to investigate his details, and at the same time let people teach him a hard lesson.
The result was a dismal end.
The investigators didn't find anything, and the people who were sent to teach Huai Rao always showed favor to him inexplicably when they came to the end, but they couldn't understand it when they came back. The Jade Rakshasa was so angry that he sent a well-trained killer to spare his life, but the result did not change.
The small days of Huai Rao are getting more and more moisturized, but the Rakshasa Sect is full of black smoke and miasma.
The Jade Rakshasa sat in the study with the dark clouds on his head, listening to the report of another failure of his subordinates, and forcibly crushed the cup in his hand and turned it into powder.
Seeing this, the person who knelt to report buried his head desperately, trying to lower his sense of existence, for fear that his life would be taken away by his own sect leader in the next moment.
Unexpectedly, this time the Jade Rakshasa did not put his fire on the kneeling man, but with a black face, he slammed the table at hand and fell back on the back of the chair. I don't know how long it was silent, but the Jade Rakshasa sighed, as if he had calmed down. He leaned up, reached out and pinched his eyebrows, and muttered, "This scourge, my Jade Rakshasa really can't help him?" ”
Although it was a question, none of the kneeling people dared to answer out loud, and they all knew very well that the decision of the Jade Rakshasa had never been interfered with by his subordinates. Sure enough, the next moment, I heard the Jade Rakshasa say: "If he continues to toss like this, he will not have much forgiveness, and the Rakshasa Sect will probably fall apart first." That's it, this ancestor can't be provoked, and he can't send it away? ”
The Jade Rakshasa made a decision, sat up suddenly, looked at the person on the ground who was motionless like a sculpture kneeling, and asked thoughtfully, "Zhou Ming'an is in the Central Plains?" ”
"Muslim master, in the Central Plains Jiangnan."
Jade Rakshasa nodded, "You find a way to bring Huai Rao to Jiangnan, and when you come back, you just need to bring back Zhou Ming'an." ”
The meaning of this is very clear, the Jade Rakshasa just wants to throw away the scourge of Huairao. It is said that it is thrown away, and it is easy to put a word on others, which may be easy to do, but it is not so easy to put it on Huairao. Unless Huai Rao is willing, do you want Huai Rao to move a step? It's a fantasy!
Several killers were very embarrassed, and they didn't dare to refute the Jade Rakshasa, and they felt that the task was too difficult, so they were silent for a long time, and finally said under the dissatisfied gaze of the Jade Rakshasa: "Sect Master, if it is...... If he doesn't want to leave, we'll ...... There is no way. ”
The Jade Rakshasa laughed before speaking, and several killers collectively shivered and tightened their necks.
"He doesn't want to leave, and you're not going to find a way to get them to go? Won't coax? Won't lie? I have to teach you everything, and you will only eat idle food? ”
Several killers lowered their eyes and did not dare to say more.
"Why don't you go and figure it out? If you don't do it well, you will have to take away all your food and drink and all your spoils that you have destroyed. ”
"Yes, the subordinates retired." Several killers kowtowed, crying in their hearts, and just stiffened their faces and retreated.
Several killers have been educated as killers since childhood, and let him kill people and ambush and deal with a wound is still handy, but when it comes to coaxing people, this is really not their formula. Fortunately, the management of killers in the Rakshasa Sect is not as rigorous as that of professional killer organizations, and several killers have never eaten pork, and they have seen so many pig runs.
Their young master, Yu Tianbao, was a little overlord when he was a child, and the subordinates who followed him did their best to lure him, and they were always so disdainful when they occasionally saw this scene, and now they only hate to remember it not meticulously enough.
The three stinkers have also competed against Zhuge Liang! In addition, these killers are not on par with beggars in their future, and they are quite ruined, so they put together ideas and don't talk about them, and they are cheeky to ask those mammies and girls at the beginning.
The emperor lived up to his heart and hard work, with the plan of everyone's wisdom, a few killers, you said a word, and Huai Rao finally nodded with interest and agreed. Several killers wiped a handful of unwarranted sweat, for fear that Huai Rao would regret it after a while, so the next moment Huai Rao agreed, he packed up the luggage for a few people and rushed to the Central Plains.
They wanted to "rush" to the Central Plains, but Huai Rao was playing all the way, eating and drinking with their money by the way, and they couldn't say a word "no" yet. Seeing that the money saved to tie up a daughter-in-law and come back to raise one day is decreasing little by little, all the killers want to cry without tears.
Fortunately, their destination has finally arrived!!
On the crowded street, Huai Rao held three rock sugar gourds in his right hand and a bag of honey osmanthus cake in his left hand, stuffing his mouth full. The sweet and sour feeling made Huai Rao squint happily, and he couldn't help but sigh: "It's so delicious, no wonder humans always like to eat this!" ”
You're not talking about people like that. Of course, if you eat like this, you don't need to digest it, and you really don't look like a human being. The killer who was holding something in his hand heard this, and complained silently with a bitter face. Tucao Tu Tu, when I thought that they were about to complete the task, I was relieved, and I invariably breathed a sigh of relief.
Before this breath was comfortable, Huai Rao, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped.
"What's wrong?" The killers suddenly stopped and asked.
Huai Rao half-bit the sugar gourd, turned around leisurely, blinked, and replied seriously: "I suddenly remembered something." ”
Seeing this, the killers couldn't help but be nervous, and asked cautiously, "What's the matter?" ”
Hearing them ask along with their words, Huai Rao was not in a hurry, took off the half of the sugar gourd that he had in his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it slowly, and then said, "You just want to trick me into this place, right?" ”
The killers froze, and great pressure invaded them!
Why would he know? No one has ever spoken to him at all!
He knew, he knew, what would he do?
Will he let us take him back, or will he ......
The more the killers thought about it, the more they spoke, but they couldn't say anything.
Seeing the unpredictable changes in the faces of the "followers", Huai Rao constructed a generous and calm smile in his mind, and then the smile was presented in reality. The curvature of the corners of the mouth coincides perfectly with the construction in the mind, and the accuracy reaches 100%.
The killers shuddered, feeling that they were going to lose their self-control in the next moment, but they heard Huai Rao say: "Although you want to lie to me, I knew it from the beginning, so I'm not angry at all." On the contrary, I am happy because it is really as interesting as you say. On top of that, the food you guys bought me was so delicious! ”
Huai Rao raised the food in his hand at them.
The killers were teary-eyed: they didn't buy it voluntarily at all, and they didn't know what was going on. If you can't get better, this kid will definitely do evil magic!
Knocking out teeth and swallowing blood, the killers replied with a smile: "It's okay, it's all trivial." "As long as you don't show up in front of us again.
Huai Rao squinted his eyes slightly with satisfaction, took another bite of honey osmanthus cake, and said inarticulately: "When you finish your own business, go back, don't worry about me, but you can't take these things with you." ”
The killers raised their eyelids, overjoyed, and were so moved that they almost didn't cry and called their mother, "No problem, no problem, I'll leave the food to you!" ”
Huai Rao smiled slightly, turned around, and walked a short distance. He had something stuffed in his mouth, and his eyes were looking left and right from time to time, searching for something good to eat and play.
"You're so nice to me, when I've had enough, I'll definitely go back and thank you and your sect leader." After a group of killers unconsciously bought some things, Huai Rao sighed.
Reason immediately returned, and the killers stood in place like lightning strikes and stone cracks, and hurriedly said, "No, don't go back!" ”
Bumped into the puzzled eyes, the killer who answered choked on his saliva, and explained head-on: "I mean you don't have to go back, we don't need your thanks, just be happy." ”
"Really?" Huai Rao blinked, asked rhetorically, and refused again and again: "No, I must thank you, this is my bottom line as a man!" ”
There must be a bottom line to be a man, and you can use the bottom line when you are not a man. Huai Rao said to himself silently in his heart.
God knows, he was never human.
"Ancestor, I call you Ancestor! For us, you don't need a bottom line, you don't need thanks, you don't need anything! Among the several people, the more lively one jumped out at this time, with a sad face, nodding and saying.
It's hard for him, and he has to make such a large movement with a single hand, like playing acrobatics. Huai Rao was stunned for a moment, but he wrote down the key points in their words in his heart.
The point is that Huai Rao doesn't care about them for anything, so he just needs to follow his own ideas.
"Is that really the case?" Huai Rao asked the others to verify their own ideas.
Those people didn't think there was anything wrong, and when they heard Huai Rao ask, they nodded violently, "Yes, that's it!" ”
Oh, okay, that's it, and when he's had enough, he'll go back! Huai Rao raised his lips and smiled.
Huai Rao didn't know that the interaction between the few of them had been observed by the people in the restaurant box on the side of the street, and when they saw this, the person seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, and he was lying on the window with a wine jug and laughing from ear to ear.
"Hahahaha-that-it's so much fun! It's so much fun to spend all over the building! ”