Since ancient times, heroes saving the United States can achieve a generation of good stories, which will last for eternity, but that is the right salvation. If there is a slight deviation, or the beauty does not need to be saved, then the person who saves the beauty will not necessarily become a hero, and it is likely to become a bear.

For example, Zhang Qiang was involved in such a heroic rescue incident, but it caused a bloody disaster.

Zhang Qiang, a student in the second and third classes of Luan No. 1 High School, went to the school natatorium for physical education class, and was the first to rush into the natatorium with great interest, and then he stood on the edge of the pool and saw a female student in a bikini swimsuit lying on the water, motionless.

After a brief calculation of the time, about a minute or so, the female student did not move.

"If you practice holding your breath, you can't do it for so long, right?" Zhang Qiang thought to himself.

After another ten seconds, a vigilant light flashed in Zhang Qiang's mind, and his heart began to beat rapidly, "This is not an apnea exercise at all, this girl is clearly drowning." ”

Zhang Qiang looked around, there were a few students on the edge of the pool, but a little far from here, and a few students were swimming in other lanes.

The young and frivolous Zhang Qiang's blood suddenly swelled, and the idea of a hero saving people suddenly rose in his mind, if he rescued the drowning female student now, it was likely that he would be on the front page of Luan Yizhong News tomorrow.

For the desire to be famous, and the erection of goodwill in his heart, Zhang Qiang immediately took off his coat without thinking about it and jumped into the pool crazily.

The splashing waves blinded Zhang Qiang's eyes, but he didn't care about these now, and when he was tumbling in the water, he grabbed the shoulders of the female student, and after helping the female student hard, Zhang Qiang dragged the female student to the edge of the pool.

Seeing that the female student's face was flushed, without hesitation, she immediately broke the female student's lips, and then learned the classic artificial respiration rescue action on TV, and kissed the female student's mouth just right.

A slightly salty taste came into his mouth, and Zhang Qiang hurriedly licked the female student's mouth with the tip of his tongue, but where did he understand artificial respiration, so he learned the movements on TV, pressed his not too thick claws on the female student's chest, and kneaded vigorously.

The soft feeling came down the palm of his hand, and Zhang Qiang secretly said in his heart: It turns out that the girl's chest feels so good.

Zhang Qiang thought about continuing to complete his extremely unprofessional artificial respiration, but he felt a heat on his face, and only heard a "snap", his head was knocked crooked, his hand was loosened, and he fell into the water.

When Zhang Qiang emerged from the water, that scene would be unforgettable for him.

A group of classmates were pointing fingers and scolding, and the rescued female student was even more tearful and gritting her teeth.

"Zhang Qiang is a big hooligan!"

"Zhang Qiang is too bold, and the swimming pool openly flirts with the female overlord."

"Brother Strong is strong, it's crazy......"

"Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang...... We love you! ”

There were shouts from the classmates all around, and there was a burning pain on his face, Zhang Qiang knew that everyone might have misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm saving ......"

Before the word "person" could be spoken, Zhang Qiang froze. If it is said that the rescued female student is someone else, his heroic deeds of saving beauty can be spread in the school, but when he looks closely, the female student who was artificial respiration by him turned out to be the recognized female overlord in the school!

Zhang Qiang sighed helplessly and muttered, "It's really back." ”

The female overlord's name is Song Qian, who is quite famous in Luan Yi Middle School, and last year represented the school in the city swimming competition and won a championship.

If Song Qian drowned, it would really become a big joke.

When Zhang Qiang climbed up from the water, his face was full of heat, and the right side of his face that was beaten by Song Qian was in pain, he knew that it was difficult to argue now, and he blushed and hurriedly ran to the locker room.

"Brother Qiang, don't go, tell us what happened."

"Brother Qiang, it turns out that you like female overlords?"

"Brother Qiang......"

A group of classmates surrounded Zhang Qiang and gossiped.

"Zhang Qiang!" The female overlord stepped over and shouted loudly: "Shameless! ”

After speaking, Song Qian picked up her left hand and printed a five-fingered mountain on Zhang Qiang's left face.

"Well played!" A group of girls followed suit.

"Kill this rascal strong." One of the girls screamed.

Song Qian's slap just now was strong enough, and the guilt in his heart and the burning pain on his face made Zhang Qiang a little overwhelmed, and he couldn't think of a better way, so he had to flee quickly, although he knew that from now on, he was afraid that he would have to bear the title of 'rogue strong'.

"Huhu, Brother Qiang has run away." Someone in the crowd shouted.

Song Qian walked a few steps and wanted to chase Zhang Qiang, but she felt that the more trouble she made, the worse her reputation would be, so she ran to the women's locker room with tears in her eyes.

Zhang Qiang thought that this matter was over, but the strong negative effect, like a cheating star, spread, and the headlines are now not on the headlines, who made Song Qian the headlines of the school.

The negative effect was pressed down like a mountain, and Zhang Qiang carried it, anyway, his reputation was not good, his appearance was vulgar, his grades were poor, and his tight pockets had long become a scandal model among his classmates, but now he has changed his name, and 'vulgar and tight' has become 'hooligan strong'.

It doesn't matter if he is called a hooligan, what makes Zhang Qiang want to cry without tears is that when he came home from school at night, the bicycle was smashed, and it turned from a pony traveling thousands of kilometers into a mechanical part that was Ling Chi.

For this reason, Zhang Qiang begged several buddies, but none of them were willing to take him home, even his sister, who was an ally and sometimes a strong enemy at that time, also spoke coldly.

Zhang Qiang regretted the stupid fork-style rescue behavior of the swimming pool, and complained about the unsatisfactory rejection of his good buddies, and walked on the way home.

"Hmph, Sun Dapeng, your water pipe doesn't leak any day, but it leaks today, what can I do if I buy a water pipe?"

"Mu Xiaoxin, your car is the most loadable, why did the tire burst today."

"And you, Ma Tao, always say that your father doesn't like you, why did he come to pick you up today? You bad friends! ”

……

Zhang Qiang was scolding in his mouth, and a group of people jumped out of an alley, and then his head was covered by a hemp bag, and then he was pushed to the ground and punched and kicked.

The most unacceptable thing for him was that when he came out of the hemp bag with the pain all over his body, he held the ground with his hand, grabbed a soft thing, and opened his eyes to see, I went, it turned out to be a ****.

I finally found a store to buy a bottle of mineral water, and when I was washing my hands with my wallet, I accidentally dropped my wallet on the ground and was taken away by a big yellow dog. He chased after him, and the big yellow dog was excited, his mouth loosened, and his wallet fell into the sewage well.

"Oh my God, hooligans are being bullied by dogs." Zhang Qiang really wanted to crash to death on the wall, but he was reluctant to give up his life.

"No, hurry back, it's bloody today." Zhang Qiang muttered and walked briskly home.

The more he walked, the more he felt aggrieved, how could there be such a thing in this world, it was clear that the hero saved the beauty, he was slapped twice, beaten up, and lost his wallet, where is the reason!

"I'll go, something, what's in my way, whoever can't get along with me anymore, I'll kill him!" Zhang Qiang felt something under his feet, kicked hard, and yelled loudly.

"I'll go, you're crazy!" Just as Zhang Qiang kicked out, a crisp and immature scolding sound came from there.

"Who?" Zhang Qiang was nervous for a while, and he was busy clenching his fists and making preparations for battle.

"It's over, it's over, it's all over. I thought that if I found a hidden place to evolve, I would be about to succeed, but where did the neurosis come from, and all the immortal qi I gathered was kicked away. The voice came from not far away.

"Who are you? Don't play tricks on me. Zhang Qiang took a few steps forward, and under the dim street lamp, he saw a round thing rolling on the ground.

Zhang Qiang took a closer look, and the round thing turned out to be a peach, but this peach was slightly larger than the peaches he usually ate, and there were several bumps and depressions, which was very weird.

"Look at everything, it's all you bastard, interrupting the evolution of this great immortal, you accompany my body!" The voice came from the peach.

"I'll go, I've met a ghost." Zhang Qiang roared, spread his legs and ran.

"Hmph, want to run?" The voice came again, Zhang Qiang suddenly felt numb in his legs, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't run.

"Hell!" Zhang Qiang roared, feeling hopeless.

"Don't roar, this great immortal hasn't called yet." The voice came again, Zhang Qiang felt his legs loosen, and he lay on the ground with his head on his head, and a dog came to gnaw on it, and his eyes were full of stars.

The peach jumped in front of him from behind Zhang Qiang and said, "See clearly, I'm not a ghost, I'm a fairy peach." ”

Zhang Qiang rubbed his eyes and looked, only to see that the peach was in front of him, and when he was closer, he saw clearly that this peach had the same facial features as a person, and his nose, mouth, ears, and eyes were all there. It's just that the two arms are very short, and the two legs are barely visible.

Looking at the peculiar peaches, Zhang Qiang exclaimed, "Are you an alien? ”

He remembered the UFO in the movie, which probably looked like this.

Peach said: "You are the alien, I am Xiantao." ”

"Xiantao?" Zhang Qiang frowned and wondered.

Peach explained: "I came down from the peach orchard of the fairy world, and I could have directly transformed into a human form, but the atmosphere was full of haze, and my mana was almost exhausted, and the fairy energy in the world was so scarce, and I finally saved enough fairy energy to complete the evolution, but I was kicked away by your neuropathy, what do you say?" ”

Zhang Qiang got up from the ground, scratched his head, and said, "Did I cross over?" Or is it an auditory hallucination? Are you stupid to be beaten by those forced goods? ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Can you listen carefully to Ben Daisen, is your head made of elm? Xian Tao shouted angrily.

Zhang Qiang moved his wrist and pinched his thigh fiercely, a sharp pain came, and he exclaimed, "Ah, it's not a dream!" ”

Xiantao said angrily: "You didn't dream, what I said is the truth." ”

Zhang Qiang was stunned, and it took nearly a minute to smooth out: "You said that you are a peach in the sky, and after coming down from the fairy world, you could have transformed into a human form, and you were about to succeed, but you were destroyed by me, is that so?" ”

"You're embarrassed to say, what should I do? How can you compensate me for ruining my good deeds? Xiantao pouted.

Zhang Qiang hurriedly took a step back, and said with a serious face: "Don't come here, what's wrong with this world, even peaches have learned to touch porcelain, I can tell you, I want money or not, I want to be colorless, my life is my parents', what do you want to blackmail from me." ”

"I'll go, it's a piece of wood." Xian Tao muttered, and said after a while: "Okay, I'll take it, you take me away." ”

"I'll take you away?" Zhang Qiang wondered.

Xiantao pouted and said, "What else?" I don't have mana now, do you want me to be captured by the bad guys and used as an exhibit, or will I be eaten by monkeys? ”

"It's not that serious." Zhang Qiang scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "Okay, anyway, I have become an enemy of ten thousand people, and no one will pay attention to me in the future, so it's good to have you, the fairy peach, to talk to me." ”

After speaking, Zhang Qiang bent down to pick up the fairy peach on the ground, looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but say happily: "Haha, it turns out that you are quite cute." ”

"Hey, take away your dirty hands, didn't you touch the **** just now, it stinks!"

"Haha, it's really a fairy peach, and the eyes of God are all over the sky."