Chapter 31: Interesting Facts about Heavenly Court

After returning home, Liu Min and Zhang Deshuai were waiting for the two to eat. Zhang Qiang ate some dog meat and was not hungry, and returned to his room after chatting a few words. Liu Xiaohua has a fetish for not eating dog meat, and she accompanied her parents to dinner.

Sitting on the chair, Zhang Qiang looked at the embarrassment and asked, "If the old man's words are credible, then this matter is very clear." ”

Embarrassed nodded, "Obviously, those missing students and the policeman were sucked away by Xie Cherry's ghost." ”

Zhang Qiang said: "But, what about the Mercedes-Benz that disappeared? ”

"There are indeed a few doubts, first, the car can't disappear out of thin air, even the most powerful ghost can't do it. Second, why is Wang Hongtao crazy? At that time, Xie Cherry had not yet become a ghost, so Wang Hongtao's madness was man-made. Third, Xie Yumeng was obviously lying, although Xie Cherry used his ghost qi to invade his nerves, he didn't completely control her thoughts, otherwise he wouldn't be able to teach normally in school. Fourth, that is, the Wang family must have secrets, and even they know some inside stories, but they don't want to be known by the outside world. Fifth, why did Xie Yumeng tell you about this? She also asks for your help, you must have something on her that she needs. ”

Zhang Qiang scratched his head and said: "I can't figure out the affairs of the car and the Wang family, but if Xie Yumeng is not completely controlled by Xie Cherry, why would she willingly help a ghost?" And besides, what is there in me that she wants? ”

"It's hard to answer, if you're interested, you can keep looking." ”

Zhang Qiang touched his embarrassed head and said happily: "For the sake of the goddess, check it." ”

embarrassed: "Then check, anyway, there is my Heavenly Realm Four Libraries Quanshu, this is not a difficult matter." ”

Zhang Qiang suddenly thought of the origin of embarrassment, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are very powerful, and you analyze the problem in an orderly manner." ”

"Of course, is the experience of the immortals in vain?" embarrassed and proud.

Zhang Qiang asked, "What about ...... What do you know about the fairy world? ”

"Know-it-all." Embarrassment.

"Really?" Zhang Qiang asked, "Anyway, it's still early to bed, tell me some gossip about the fairy world." ”

"Cut, you can still chase it a little." "What do you want to know?" ”

Zhang Lang jumped over and interjected: "Brother Yu wants to tell a story from the sky, I like it, applaud you." ”

Zhang Qiang thought for a while and asked, "Is Zhu Bajie an immortal?" ”

"Yo, you're kind of asking for the point. Of course he's a god, and he's a very awesome kind. Embarrassment said excitedly.

Zhang Qiang frowned and asked, "In addition to eating and sex, what else will he do?" ”

embarrassed and said: "That is, the West Heaven has learned scriptures and made meritorious contributions." Because of his good eloquence and good womanhood, he is the most mixed in the fairy world, and he was promoted to a provincial cadre some time ago. Many immortals gave him a beard, and even Chang'e visited occasionally. However, he seems to have changed his taste, and he has no feelings for Chang'e, and he is chasing after the Jade Emperor's second daughter, the plain-clothed fairy. ”

"Isn't the plain-clothed fairy as beautiful as Chang'e?" Zhang Qiang wondered.

embarrassed: "Of course, the daughters of the Jade Emperor are all ordinary, I guess, the eighth child wants to climb up, if he marries one of the daughters of the Jade Emperor, he will be a horse, and he will not come sideways in the Heavenly Palace." ”

"The fairy world also pays attention to this?" Zhang Qiang said speechlessly.

embarrassed: "Of course, hey, the most useless of the five Tang monks and apprentices is Sun Wukong, there is no backstage, and he has a stinky temper, and he was named a big official when he was fighting, but when it was too peaceful, he was demoted." Now it seems that I have returned to Huaguo Mountain, and my mana has also been sealed, and it is difficult to get through it. ”

Zhang Qiang was stunned and said, "Monkey King has fallen to such a point? ”

"No, he was not invited to this peach banquet. Yue Lao is the worst, he actually cut off his marriage line, and he has nothing to do with him in the world, he is an old bachelor. However, the Year of the Monkey has arrived, and the Jade Emperor has relaxed the policy, if the incense burns vigorously enough this year, and the number of people who like Sun Wukong is enough, he agrees to let him return to the fairy world as a petty official, but he is afraid that he will be restless, and his mana is so high, the Jade Emperor will not dare to use him. Embarrassed said.

Zhang Qiang asked, "What about the others?" ”

embarrassed said: "Tang Seng is very promising, very smart, after entering the high-level power, he has a lot of power, married the king of the daughter country, and as a result, the king was raised fat." He asked Yue Lao for help again, pulled a few threads, and heard that the fairy Yaochi was all being his lover. Oh, this guy has a leg with the spider spirit, and the spider spirit seems to be pregnant, but this is a secret, and it can't be spread in the fairy world. Anyway, it's nothing, the spider spirit doesn't go to the complaint, and it's calm. ”

"I'll go!" Zhang Qiang's cognition was completely subverted.

Embarrassment and said: "Sha Seng is average, but he is better than Sun Wukong, at least he went to the peach banquet." Bailongma even mentioned it, he was the second generation of officials and the second generation of wealth, and after returning to the East China Sea, he not only took over the affairs of the East China Sea, but also the West Sea, the South China Sea and the North Sea were also firmly controlled by him. ”

Zhang Qiang shook his head and said, "It seems that the fairy world is also very chaotic, and it is even fighting for power." ”

embarrassed: "But it's much stronger than the world, at least the Jade Emperor will never step down." ”

"That's right." Zhang Qiang nodded.

At this time, Zhang Lang suddenly flew towards the bookshelf, and Zhang Qiang asked, "Zhang Lang, what do you want to do?" ”

Zhang Lang turned his head and said expectantly: "I have to watch "Journey to the West". ”

Zhang Qiang and embarrassed glanced at each other and ignored Zhang Lang.

"Anything else?" Zhang Qiang asked.

embarrassed clapped his hands and said: "Of course there is, the most public opinion in the fairy world is Nezha and Li Tianwang, the father and son."

When the Jade Emperor rebuilt the Heavenly Palace, he occupied a large piece of land of the Li family, and he planned to collect it directly, but Li Tianwang had a wide range of connections, so he insisted on getting a private land certificate.

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to compensate the Li family for a large part of the money, and also gave Li Jing the fat work for the construction of the Heavenly Palace, which was enough for their family to spend hundreds of years in the fairy world.

Li Tianwang thought that he had picked up a big bargain, but he never expected that there would be a son of a loser. With this money, Nezha has become a typical rich second generation, and this guy can play in the heavenly realm. It is also to build a garden, and it is to build a villa, and I heard that a large square has been built, which is even more magnificent than the palace of the Jade Emperor.

That's it, this guy is not restrained at all, he actually had a sea and sky feast with Xiaobailong in the sea area, you say that they were originally sad, they have similar interests, and they have become good friends. They are singing and dancing every day, and beautiful women accompany the banquet, which is called a chic.

What's the matter? Some time ago, he slept with a particularly beautiful goblin, and as a result, the fair and honest heavenly court posted, and even took the female goblin and Chang'e to compare their beauty. What's infuriating is that in order to curry favor with Nezha, many immortals in the fairy world voted for the female goblin.

This angered the Jade Emperor and arrested Nezha, and at the same time brought Li Tianwang with him. Also, those immortals who voted for Nezha have been implicated to some extent, and they are now being strictly investigated. ”

"My God, the third prince of Nezha is too ruthless." Zhang Qiang patted his head.

embarrassed and said: "What's that, what's even more ruthless, Erlang God's roaring dog also talked about the object, fell in love with the peony fairy, and the two of them also made the popping scene into a movie, and I don't know which immortal stole it out and released it in the fairy world." Tai Bai Xing is the most talented, and he named the movie "Fairy Dog Wars". ”

"Haha, it's so funny, embarrassing, you deserve to be the four libraries of the fairy world." Zhang Qiang smiled and leaned back.

"That is, since then, there has been a very fashionable saying in the fairy world, and all the good flowers have been picked by dogs." ”

Zhang Qiang said with a smile: "This is obviously learned from us, we call this thing a good cabbage is arched by pigs." ”

embarrassed: "Almost, there is also a falling out between Lei Gong and Dianmu, the two said that they wanted to find passion, what to say to find twilight love, you said that these two people are really funny, one is uglier than the other, where to find someone to fall in love."

Later, Yue Lao reconciled, and the two made a contract, agreeing in one sentence, unless Chinese football can hit the top four of the World Cup, there is no possibility of reconciliation between the two. ”

Zhang Qiang shrank his neck and said, "These two people are really knocking to death." ”

……

"Knock knock."

Just as Zhang Qiang was enjoying the anecdotes of the fairy world, someone suddenly knocked on the door.

Zhang Qiang opened the door, Liu Xiaohua was wearing a blue flower pajamas, and said with red eyes: "Brother, I'm a little scared." ”

Listening to the old man talk about the haunting of the school, after returning to the room, Liu Xiaohua always pondered, she wanted to read a book, but she always felt uneasy, and the more she thought about it, the more scared she became, and she cried. She really had no choice but to go to Zhang Qiang.

Zhang Qiang let Liu Xiaohua into the house, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Sister, don't think about it, there are no ghosts in the world." ”

Liu Xiaohua nodded, muttered and asked, "Brother, can I lean on your shoulder?" ”

Zhang Qiang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "It's okay, but you don't sleep?" Be careful if you can't get up tomorrow morning. ”

Liu Xiaohua shook her head, leaned her head on Zhang Qiang's shoulder, and muttered, "No, I can't sleep." ”

Zhang Qiang patted her on the shoulder, motioned for her to sit on the bed, and then took her into his arms and said, "Don't be afraid, there is a brother, brother will tell you a story." ”

"Yes." Liu Xiaohua closed her eyes with great enjoyment.

Zhang Qiang wanted to tell Liu Xiaohua the story he had just told him, but felt that the atmosphere was not suitable, so he thought about it and talked about his childhood.

"Xiaohua, my brother has never asked about your past, because my brother knows that your childhood, like my brother, had a hurdle that can never be passed."

Liu Xiaohua nodded, tears dripping down the corners of her eyes.

Zhang Qiang also closed his eyes and held back no tears.

"My mom left when I was very young, so I grew up without a mother's love. Hehe, it's funny to think about. When I was in elementary school, my classmates laughed at me, saying that I was a person who had no one to raise.

I was angry and aggrieved, I had a fight with them, but I couldn't beat them. Then I felt even more wronged, and when I came back, I quarreled with my father, crying and asking him to get my mother back.

At that time, I was so ridiculous that I forced someone who loved me the most for the sake of someone who didn't love me.

Dad cried that day, he hugged me tightly in his arms, tears fell on my head one by one, he gritted his teeth and said: Son, your mother will not come back, there is a father.

I'm still crying, and so is my dad. Until I got tired of crying, fell asleep, and had a beautiful dream.

I dreamed of my mother, she was very kind and beautiful, she gently stroked my head, smiled and said to me 'Qiangqiang, you must be strong, and your mother misses you too.' You grow up quickly, and when you grow up, your mother will come back and buy you the most beautiful clothes, buy you the sweetest sweets, and take you to the most beautiful places in the world. ’

Since then, I have become very strong, and no matter what others say, I will silently say in my heart: Mom didn't abandon me, and she will come back when I grow up.

However, it wasn't until the day I grew up and became sensible that I realized that everything was my own deception, and she would not come back. I didn't cry that day, but gritted my teeth fiercely and said to myself: 'Zhang Qiang, you must be strong!' ’

Sister, don't cry, it's my brother who is not good, it arouses your sadness. ”

However, at this time, Liu Xiaohua was already crying.

(This chapter is very difficult to write, and the reason why I wrote the funny words in front of it was because I didn't want my friends to be too sad with me.) Great joy and sorrow, maybe this is the ever-changing life. )