"Those half-talkers will deal with it tomorrow, but what should this little witch do? Woo-woo! I want to sleep and eat! "Tianyun, who was holding the little witch and was also hugged by the little witch, shook his head, still a little confused." There is definitely no way to go to the headquarters restaurant, and you can't hold a silly baby while eating while being watched and visited. Sure enough, I could only go back to my lounge and lie down for a while. ”

Like a tree trunk grabbed by a koala, Tianyun walked all the way back to his lounge with Lina in his arms, and then sat down on his back on the sofa. Then ...... Call...... Call...... The snoring sounded immediately.

And at this time, Lina, who was overly worried about Tianyun, a big bastard, was finally woken up by the meat sofa under him.

"Ahh Why am I hugging this big bastard? Lina was startled when she looked at Tianyun's face close at hand, and directly suffered from the "fatal" disease of selective amnesia. "Dead Sky Cloud! Why are you holding it so tightly? I'm going to be strangled to death by you. Let go! ”

Call...... Call...... Call......

"Still not letting go? Good! I'm going to make a trick. I'm screwing-! "Lina's trick really worked.

"It hurts! Little Witch! Don't make any noise! Exhausted! Tianyun loosened, wrapped his arms around Lina, turned around on the sofa, and curled up like a caterpillar.

Lina, who was finally relieved, lay on the cushions of the sofa and looked at the cute appearance of Tianyun who was sleeping soundly and smiled, "Tianyun, you big villain, it's good that you didn't have an accident!" ”

……

Inside the Far East headquarters in the middle of the night, a white ghost stumbled outside the door of the headquarters cafeteria. Not only did the confused ghost seem to be incapable of piercing walls, but he also waited for a few moments before hearing a crack open the door. But this ghost doesn't care what we ordinary people think. I saw the ghost slamming left and right, squeezing through a long list of tables and chairs in the restaurant, and went straight to the kitchen where the chefs usually work and cook. A few steps along the perimeter of the light shrouded in a few small orange lanterns, the trotting ghost slammed into the kitchen door again. A few seconds after falling to the ground, the ghost whimpered a few times, got up from the ground and continued to pick the lock. It wasn't long before we heard the clattering of chewing and swallowing coming from the kitchen.

"Ahh......h Ahh......h

In the early morning of the next day, when the first shift of the head office entered the kitchen, they immediately found that the kitchen had been burglarized. However, as the chefs took inventory, they found an even more bizarre problem, that is, the thief had stolen something strange, and he seemed to have stolen only a batch of corn, tomatoes, and all the fruits including the small warehouse. Further investigation of the master found that it seemed that the thief had eaten the vegetables and fruits directly in the kitchen. Because in a large garbage bin in the kitchen, a large number of unedible food debris such as fruit peels, corn cobs, etc., were found. You must know that the garbage will be properly disposed of at the end of the work every night, and the garbage bin is very clean.

"The few large pieces of salted buffalo beef and dozens of hard bagels prepared in the refrigerator are also gone!"

"And all the yogurt and milk in the open freezer here is gone. Even the cheese and pudding were gone. ”

"It's terrible! What the hell is it? How can you eat so much food? Could it be that there are monsters in our base? ”

"It's possible! I heard that a monster broke into the director's office last time! ”

"Really?"

"I'm sure, I heard my grandmother's brother's son's aunt say that a man's beard can ward off evil spirits and ghosts, that's why the director started to grow a beard."

"Oh, I see. How many aunts does your grandmother's brother's son have? ”

"Just one!"

"Are you an idiot? Isn't that what your grandmother said? ”

"It seems to be. I count my grandmother's brother as ......"

……

Early in the morning, in the headquarters of the victory team of the TPC Far East Headquarters, Tianyun was leaning on a chair in a drowsy state. Saying that he was dozing off, he would occasionally reach out and eat a few of the large bags of chocolates piled up in front of him. Saying that he didn't doze off, Megumi didn't know what to answer when Megumi asked him a question, and he didn't even know what Megumi was asking.

However, Megumi didn't say anything to Tianyun in this state, of course, for the sake of Tianyun's classmates who sacrificed themselves to save others a few days ago.

"Okay, captain! Looking at Tianyun's confused state in the past few days, the recovery and sorting of the garbage wreckage on the space floating island is still left to me and Xincheng together! Horii took the job that was originally assigned to Tenyun to himself.

"Yes! I can go and help too! Da Gu was still a little worried, and glanced at Tianyun, who was constantly nodding his head. That, this, is there really no problem with Tianyun like this? It's been days! ”

"No problem! Professor Chen of the medical class said that Tianyun's body is very different from ordinary people, and his current state is very close to the self-test state of an electronic computer, but there is no problem with the hardware at all. So it only takes a certain amount of time to recover. Maybe the next second Tianyun will be fine. Lina answered Dagu's doubts as she pushed Tianyun's head against her to the other side.

With a thud, Tianyun's head fell to the command platform. Everyone in the commander's room is sweating profusely, [Tianyun may have been broken by someone these days!] 】

"Good morning! Everybody! Zong Fang, who had completed an hour and a half of fitness exercise in the morning, walked into the command room with a white sweat towel in full spirit.

"Morning! Command! ”

"Vice-Captain! You're late! ”

"Uh, it's the captain, you arrived early today!" Soraka helplessly glanced at the integer number seven that had just flashed on the electronic clock. "Well, did anyone see the milk I put here in the morning?"

"In Tianyun's hands." The main computer Maeno Rui pointed to the sky cloud beside Zong Fang.

Zong Fang turned around and looked at it, and sure enough, the can of fresh milk he had just bought in the morning had been terminated by Tianyun, leaving only a circle of milk traces at the corner of Tianyun's mouth as proof of its existence. "Tianyun, this stinky boy! How long will it take him to recover? ”

Hahaha......

[Command! You also have that I can't help today! Ha ha! It's still a bit good to have a confused day. 】

[Don't be stupid! Tonight you're about to enter a subspace trial near Earth. Hurry up and recover! 】

[Meow meow drop! I finally woke up once! Woo woo woo! No way! I'll have to take advantage of this great opportunity to trick the commander one more time to avenge my hacking. 】

In his own jade tablet space, he carefully selected a bottle of alcoholic beverages with only 13 degrees. Tianyun pretended to be dizzy and wanted to get up, took a sip of the small bottle himself, and then stumbled to the side of Zongfang who was lamenting sadly.

"Command! You take a bite and I take a bite! Long live the Victory Team! Long live TPC! Oh! Long live the conductor! Cheers! In an instant, with lightning speed, he poured the drink in the small bottle into Zong Fang's open mouth with Yang Tian.

"Ahem...... Cough...... Cough...... Tianyun, you stinky boy! I! Sure enough, as long as there was a little alcohol on his mouth, Zongfang, who was likely to get drunk, immediately began to blush. After wiping the drink dripping from his mouth a few times, he was completely drunk and collapsed on the chair behind him.

"Command!"

"Tianyun, what did you do?"

"It's an alcoholic drink!" Horii dipped a little of the liquid that had fallen on the command platform and sniffed it on the tip of his nose.

"Oops! Are you awake after all? How do I think you're playing dumb? Lina glanced suspiciously at Tianyun, who had fallen to the ground again. Tianyun, who was lying on the ground, was still muttering, "Hooray!" Long live the Victory Team! ”

[Well, it's worthy of being a little witch! You know me in essence! Uh, I'm going to sleep! In the next second, Tianyun lost his full consciousness again.

"Ahh What are you biting? Lina forcefully pushed Tianyun, who kept smacking her mouth, out of her arms.

……

I don't know how much time passed, Tianyun's consciousness woke up again.

"Lewd old bean! Lewd old beans! Are you there? Tianyun wanted to look down at the clone composed of most of his spiritual power and a small part of his soul, but he was surprised to find it. This is me? ”

"Yes! Juvenile! This is the super strong clone you got by cultivating N for many years! ”

"Teenager? N years? I won't complain about this. But I'm an egg? Still super strong? Tyrannosaurus rex's eggs? I'll bite you! "Tianyun, oh no, it's a huge oval egg that shook twice in the air.

"I don't know about this? Who knows what your own doppelganger will be when you grow up? But I'm guessing it's probably a slime from the game you used to play. "The obscene old bean hanging on the Tianyun eggshell looks even more obscene when he speaks.

"Uh, you bastard, stay away! If I do hatch into a slime in the future, I will kill myself immediately! Tianyun slowly tried to move the egg he had become. That's right! This doppelganger, the egg, has its own levitation technique, which floats in the air and moves. "Movement is not a problem, just like having legs and feet, but now there is such an important problem that I don't have hands. Hey? It's even weirder! Does this egg of mine still have a mouth? I can even speak! ”

"Telepathy! You can almost be considered a pure psychic creature now. ”

"That's good! Is this already a subspace? I'm going to have to take some time to get used to. Ay! Think of it as an exercise in the use of mental power! ”

"No problem! There are fifteen minutes left to enter that passage! Hold on! ”

"You big bastard! That's the time? ”

"Do you have an opinion?"

"Well, lots and lots of opinions!"

"Do you think I'll ignore you?"

"You're ruthless! Ah! A golden egg, taller and bigger than an adult, fell to the ground crookedly.