34. Laughing at the four lakes
Xiaohu's name is Shen Wuxiu, his father Shen Ming was originally a small businessman, because he had no intention of saving a master of the rivers and lakes, he had to learn martial arts all his life, and he stepped into the rivers and lakes with half a foot.
Shen Ming's talent in learning martial arts is not high, and when he met a master, he passed the best age to learn martial arts, but he couldn't withstand the extravagant indoctrination of the master, coupled with the martial arts cheats that the master had studied with great concentration, he could stumble and even make a name for himself in the rivers and lakes.
Shen Ming before learning martial arts and after learning martial arts is no different, honest and generous, filial piety to his family, helpful, never thought he was superior, used his skills to cause trouble, but did more good deeds within his ability. Among these many good deeds, Ling Hu Chong also accounted for a share.
Speaking of which, in Shen Ming's opinion, this help was just a gesture, if he was still alive, even if Ling Hu Chong stood in front of him, he might not remember that he had helped such a person. However, Linghu Chong will not forget.
Who is Ling Hu Chong? Whether he has the ability or not, it does not hinder his chivalrous kindness, he wants to repay Shen Ming, but he is entangled in mundane things and has not been able to find Shen Ming. By the time he pulled out to find Shen Ming, the Shen family had been slaughtered for no reason, leaving only Xiaohu and Shen Ming's wife, who were forced to leave home.
According to the scattered clues, Ling Hu Chong searched all the way, and finally found Shen Ming's dying wife in the ruined temple, and after rescuing Shen Ming's wife, he was entrusted to find the missing little tiger.
This is also the later road to see unevenness, draw a knife to help.
That day, after finding all the people, Ling Hu Chong explained the cause and effect to them, and enthusiastically took them to Linzhen, bought them a small courtyard in an alley with few residents, and placed them in it. Linghu Chong was going to settle them and leave them with some money for the time being, but he didn't expect that Xiaohu hugged his thigh before he could get out of the courtyard.
Xiaohu saw that Ling Hu Chong was a master, and pestered Ling Hu Chong to teach him martial arts, no matter how his mother scolded him, he refused to let go. Linghu Chong was helpless, so he had to agree to Xiaohu's request.
In the afternoon of this day, Huai Rao sat at the table in the yard, put Simon Cat on a table full of snacks, and took a piece of pastry and a handful of honey fruits to feed Simon Cat. Simon Cat was noble and cold from beginning to end, squinting and lying in the middle of a pile of food, completely ignoring Huai Rao.
Huai Rao sighed and stuffed everything into his mouth, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you eat anything!" These things are delicious. Huai Rao sadly stretched out his little finger and poked the door of Simon Cat's head, and Simon Cat opened his eyes, his gaze like a fierce knife cutting Huai Rao's chaotic fingers.
Although no matter how sharp his gaze was, it was impossible for him to turn into a substantive blade, Huai Rao still subconsciously retracted his hand and looked at him aggrievedly with a pout.
Xiaohu and Huai Rao sat close to each other, and laughed out loud when they heard Huai Rao's "self-talk". She put down the clothes she was sewing, looked at Huai Rao lovingly, and asked, "Xiao Rao, why do you call a cat a daughter-in-law?" ”
Huai Rao wrapped a mouthful of food in his mouth, turned to Xiaohu and his mother with a puffed face, blinked, and replied seriously: "He is my daughter-in-law!" ”
Xiaohu's mother only acted as a child who didn't know how to talk and play, and she didn't take it seriously, so she teased him and asked, "Then does he have a name?" ”
"Yes! His name was Simon...... Oh! Before he finished speaking, Huai Rao was slapped on the paw by Simon.
Although Ximen Fuxue has become a cat, his speed is still there, and the paws that he slapped out are too fast, and Xiaohu didn't even see it.
Xiaohu's mother just listened to Huai Rao's words halfway through, suddenly raised her voice, looked up and down Huai Rao, and asked hesitantly: "His name is Ximen?" ”
Huai Rao rubbed his hands with red eyes, laboriously swallowed the food that had become a burden in his mouth, and explained: "His name is not Ximen, he ......" Thinking of the reaction of Simon Cat before, Huai Rao consciously did not say the full name of Ximen Blowing Snow, but had an idea, and said: "His big name is Ximen Maomao, and his small name is Xuehua." ”
As for why the nickname is Xuehua, Huai Rao can't say clearly, so he blurted out this name.
After finishing speaking, Huai Rao glanced at Simon Cat with a little weakness, and saw that Simon Cat was lying down and ignoring him again, so he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Simon did not object to him saying this.
Huai Rao's cautiousness and later put his mind at ease were seen by Xiaohu and his mother, Xiaohu and his mother only thought that this child was really interesting, and couldn't help but ask: "Does he still have a big name and a small name?" ”
"Yes, Xiaohu also has big names and small names!" Huai Rao said as a matter of course.
"Do you have a nickname, then?" Xiaohu asked.
Huai Rao was stunned for a moment, thought about it, and said, "I don't know either." ”
The two were talking and laughing, and the two who were practicing martial arts in the distance suddenly stopped talking a few words, Xiaohu responded loudly, put away the wooden sword, wiped his sweat, turned his head and grinned at Huai Rao and his mother, and ran over.
"Mother, little brother, what are you talking about? So happy? Xiaohu shouted loudly, running as he shouted, suddenly not paying attention to his feet, and stepped on a few broken stones.
"Be careful!"
"Little Tiger!"
Linghu Chong and Xiaohu hurriedly reminded him, put down the things in his hand and ran towards Xiaohu, but they still couldn't stop Xiaohu from falling into a dog and eating Xiang.
"Poof-" With a sound, Xiaohu lay on the ground, and the wooden sword parabola in his hand smashed towards the Simon cat lying on the table. Simon Cat's ears twitched, his eyes were not fully opened, and he suddenly stood up half-upright, and slapped the small wooden sword away with one claw without mistake.
With a few clicks, the small wooden sword shattered into several pieces and scattered on the ground.
There was silence.
Except for Huai Rao, everyone looked at Simon Cat in amazement. Watch him slap the flying wooden sword calmly, watch him calmly withdraw his claws, and watch him squint and lie down indifferently......
If these people know the word science, what they are swiping in their minds at this time must be - this TM is not scientific!!
Huai Rao bit the candy man and looked at them strangely and asked, "What's wrong with you?" It's just a small wooden sword, and Simon didn't mean it. ”
No one heard him, and they were in shock. Mistaken for his explanation, he wrinkled his face and made a difficult decision. He stood up and solemnly assured them, "I can compensate you for a small wooden sword for him!" ”
His daughter-in-law is in trouble and carries it herself! Huai Rao silently cheered for himself!
"What...... What the? What do you say? Linghu Chong came back to his senses, turned his head stiffly to look at Huai Rao, and asked.
Linghu Chong's return to his senses drove Xiaohu and Xiaohu and his mother, Xiaohu felt the pain, and cried loudly, Xiaohu and his mother ran over and hugged Xiaohu and silently treated his wounds.
"I said I can compensate you little wooden sword, don't blame Simon Cat." With patience, I repeated.
Linghu jumped into the eyelids, walked to Huai Rao's side, and tried to poke Simon Cat with the sword in his hand. Before the scabbard touched a single hair of the Ximen cat, the Ximen cat immediately opened its eyes and looked at Ling Hu Chong coldly. Linghu Chong shuddered, looked at the poor little wooden sword on the ground, "broken + corpse", and withdrew his sword in disdain.
"You don't need to pay for the wooden sword, I'll cut another one for him. But...... You cat, right......" Ling Hu Chong was intermittent, and he didn't know how to express it after thinking about it for a long time.
Huai Rao was startled when he saw him like this, thinking that Ling Hu Chong was going to do something to Simon Cat! Glancing nervously at Ling Hu Chong, he snatched the Ximen cat on the table and protected it in his arms, took a few steps back, and asked vigilantly: "What do you want to do to Ximen Cat!" I sue you, he is my daughter-in-law, and I can't compensate him! ”
Linghu Chong: "......" is what it is.
This side made Hu Chong speechless and choked, and the little tiger with teardrops over there laughed. Xiaohu pointed at Simon Cat and said in a childish voice: "Hahaha, little brother, you are so stupid!" My daughter-in-law is a beautiful girl, how can she be a cat! ”
Huai Rao glared and choked: "He is my daughter-in-law!" ”
Although Xiaohu trusts Huai Rao very much, Xiaohu's mother has told him since he was a child, and every man will have his own daughter-in-law. And what is a daughter-in-law? A daughter-in-law is a beautiful girl who will always be with you.
After talking too much, Xiaohu also firmly believed it.
"The cat is not a daughter-in-law, although he is very strange and powerful, but he just can't be a daughter-in-law!" Xiaohu retorted without flinching.
"He's just, huh!" Huai Rao turned his head arrogantly and snorted, picked up Simon Cat and muttered on Simon Cat's head to show the truth of his words.
Though...... was disgusted by Simon Cat and immediately slapped it away with a paw.
Simon Cat glanced at Huai Rao coldly, stepped on Huai Rao's arm and jumped back on the table, half-lying down.
Seeing this, Xiaohu grinned.
"Okay, okay, stop arguing." Linghu Chong rubbed his eyebrows, "Xiaohu, you quietly let your mother bandage you, don't be nervous if you are spared, I don't want your cat." ”
"Hmph." Huai Rao raised his chin and snorted, sat down, and munched on his snack in a sullen manner.
"Alas!" It's troublesome if there are more children, although one of these two children has a good talent in martial arts, and the other is weird, both of them are quite attractive, but when it comes to getting along together, who knows what it's like.
Linghu Chong took a sip of wine, sat down next to Huai Rao with a big slash, very unceremoniously picked up the food that Huai Rao spread on the table and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed a few bites and swallowed it, and asked, "I just want to ask you if this is really a cat?" ”
"Now it looks like a cat." Huai Rao stared at his mouth with resentment, and pouted.
Linghu Chong: "Why is he so sharp, have you practiced for him?" ”
"No, he practiced it himself." Huai Rao saw that Ling Hu Chong was about to reach over and get his own food, wrapped his arms, and brought the food and cat ring to him, and replied casually.
Linghu Chong's hand hanging in mid-air stiffened, glanced at Simon Cat, and unexpectedly smashed his sword at him. Simon's ears moved, his eyes closed, and he stepped out of the way in a hurry, just in time to pass by the scabbard.
Ximen Mao squinted his eyes, glanced at Ling Hu Chong lightly, and then closed it again.
Ling Hu Chong stared at Ximen Mao for a long time, then turned his head in disbelief and asked Huai Rao, "Is he despising me?" ”
"Seems so." Wai Rao.
Ling Hu Chong got the answer and withdrew his sword with difficulty, "Actually, you are a cat essence, right?" ”
Huai Rao raised his eyelids, seriously compared the difference between Ximen's blowing snow and the animal's essence, and shook his head seriously, "He didn't become a sperm, he was just Simon's cat." ”
Simon.
Cats.