With the addition of Zhang Lang, Embarrassment has become extremely active, and there is a little brother who is obedient and sloppy, which makes this fairy world Pan Tao very enjoyable.

Only then did I understand why the fairy world was full of flowers and those immortals were scrambling to go down to earth, it turned out that the mortal world was free and fun, and it was better to live freely than to live high.

Liu Min didn't wake up after taking too much sleeping pills, and his embarrassing immortal method did not increase, and he helped Zhang Lang avoid the erosion of sunlight and overdraft his mana, so naturally he couldn't help Liu Min anymore.

Looking at Liu Min who was still asleep, Zhang Qiang scratched his head a little, seeing that the sunset was about to go down, his father was about to come back from the construction site, and his sister Liu Xiaohua was about to go home from school, if they saw Liu Min sleeping all the time, would they doubt it?

Zhang Qiang took a basin of cold water from the well, and wanted to wake Liu Min up, thinking about it, he felt very inappropriate, he couldn't measure the power of sleeping pills, in case the cold water was splashed, and the person didn't wake up? Isn't it a sadder thing?

"Embarrassment, can you help wake up my mother?" Zhang Qiang had no choice but to ask for help.

Embarrassment frowned and said, "This great immortal has no mana." "I didn't devour the fetal spirit, and I was a little embarrassed.

"But ......" Zhang Qiang was a little distressed.

Zhang Lang ran over and shouted, "I have a way!" ”

"What's the solution?" Zhang Qiang said excitedly.

Zhang Lang smiled evilly: "Artificial respiration!" ”

Zhang Qiang slapped Zhang Lang's head, glared and said, "Don't come up with that bad idea." ”

Zhang Lang hurriedly hid behind the embarrassment and muttered, "That's how I watch on TV." ”

"Go aside!" Zhang Qiang said angrily. Thinking of artificial respiration on TV, he was angry, if he hadn't learned to save people, would he have provoked the female overlord? Can you be beaten so many times? Can you leave a rogue strong title?

Embarrassment looked at Liu Min and said, "Let her sleep more, her illness has just improved, her body is too weak, rest more." ”

Zhang Qiang scratched his head and muttered, "But, what if my dad comes back and asks?" ”

At this moment, the big iron gate at the entrance of the courtyard was pushed open, and Zhang Deshuai hurriedly ran in, shouting loudly: "Wife, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?" ”

Zhang Qiang hurriedly glanced at Embarrassment and Zhang Lang, greeted him and said, "Dad, are you back?" Quietly, my mom was not feeling well and just fell asleep. ”

Zhang Deshuai nodded, approached and watched Liu Min for a while, sighed, and muttered: "I'll cook, let's take her to see if I have time, hey." ”

Looking at the back of his father's departure, Zhang Qiang silently vowed in his heart that he must become stronger and make this family happy.

When Liu Xiaohua came back, her face was extremely bad, and her cheeks were bulging, looking very angry. When he saw Zhang Qiang, he glared fiercely, slammed the door and went to his room.

"Auntie?" Zhang Qiang looked at Liu Xiaohua's back and muttered.

Zhang Deshuai has always brought Zhang Qiang up, and the craftsmanship in the kitchen is okay, since marrying Liu Min, he has become lazy and rarely cooks. Today, I happened to be busy in the kitchen, and I was a little busy, but my previous experience allowed him to make this dinner.

Liu Xiaohua was sullen all the time during the meal, and Zhang Deshuai persuaded: "Girl, did anyone mess with you?" ”

Liu Xiaohua looked at Zhang Qiang and said, "It's not my hooligan brother, he didn't go to class today, and his classmates took me as a target." ”

Zhang Qiangqiang smiled: "Look, I can't do it without me, at least I can help you block the gossip." ”

Liu Xiaohua snorted: "You still have the face to say that I have become a public enemy, do you know what they say about me?" ”

Zhang Qiang frowned.

Liu Xiaohua said: "Rogue girl, today I helped the female student find me and said that she was going to beat me." ”

"Really?" Zhang Qiang clenched his fists and said.

Liu Xiaohua pouted and said, "I don't know what medicine they took wrong, so they poured their anger on my head." ”

Zhang Qiang gritted his teeth and said, "Sister, don't worry, this breath brother will definitely give it to you." ”

Liu Xiaohua rolled her eyes and said, "Pull it down, just you?" It's hard to protect yourself. ”

"Smack!" Zhang Deshuai slapped the table fiercely and yelled in a deep voice: "Damn, I'll go to school tomorrow." ”

Liu Xiaohua rolled her eyes again and said, "Tomorrow is a holiday." ”

Luan No. 1 Middle School has a homecoming week every three weeks, which is arranged for boarding students, and the homecoming week is a total of two days, and neither boarding students nor day students will attend classes on these two days. Zhang Qiang calculated, tomorrow is the week of going home.

"Then wait for Monday." Zhang Deshuai gritted his teeth and said.

Zhang Qiang took a mouthful of food and put it in Liu Xiaohua's bowl and said, "Sister, eat more." ”

"Don't do it." Liu Xiaohua glanced at Zhang Qiang, and reluctantly returned to her room after a few bites.

Zhang Qiang looked at Zhang Deshuai helplessly, Zhang Deshuai also looked back, Zhang Qiang smiled bitterly: "Maybe your cooking skills have declined." ”

"Okay." Zhang Deshuai nodded in frustration and sighed: "Hey, it's really good to be bullied." ”

Zhang Qiang returned to the room after eating, thinking about finding pure jade for Zhang Lang, just the day after tomorrow holiday, taking this opportunity he planned to go to the city, go around the jade market, maybe he can find a suitable jade for Zhang Lang, just the money in his pocket? As if it weren't enough.

In the room, embarrassed and Zhang Lang were frolicking, and the two cute little guys were jumping around, chattering, and having fun.

"Rogue Qiang, you come out for me!" Just as Zhang Qiang was thinking about who to borrow money from, Liu Xiaohua shouted loudly at the door.

"What's wrong? What a fuss. Zhang Qiang opened the door and said with a puzzled face. I thought to myself, this aunt is probably really coming to the eldest aunt.

Liu Xiaohua was wearing a blue flower nightdress, her soft black hair was draped over her shoulders, her pure eyes were full of murderous aura after removing her makeup, her cheeks were bulging, the corners of her mouth were raised, one hand was on her waist, and she was holding a pair of men's underwear in the other.

"What's going on?" Liu Xiaohua asked with a glare.

Zhang Qiang shrunk his neck and muttered, "How do I know." ”

The light yellow men's underwear that Liu Xiaohua was holding in his hand was obviously changed by him yesterday, and he has been busy catching ghost babies today, and he hasn't had time to wash it, how did he run into Liu Xiaohua's hands?

"Rogue strong, you big pervert!" Liu Xiaohua screamed, pushed Zhang Qiang away with one hand, and broke into Zhang Qiang's house.

Liu Xiaohua threw Zhang Qiang's underwear on the bed, picked up a women's bra from Zhang Qiang's pillow, and glared: "You tell me, what dirty things did I did while I was away!" ”

Zhang Qiang was stunned and didn't speak for a long time. Turning his head, he and Zhang Lang were covering their mouths, and they also made a victory gesture at him.

"You! Do you want to kill me? Zhang Qiang glared.

"Who wants to kill you, hooligan Qiang, if you don't make this matter clear today, I'll tell my parents to go." Liu Xiaohua grabbed Zhang Qiang and said unrelentingly.

Zhang Qiang had a black line on his head and said aggrievedly: "Xiaohua, can you listen to my explanation?" ”

Liu Xiaohua glared and said, "Say, what's the matter with falling to the ground?" I thought Song Qian had wronged you in that matter, but it seems that you are really a hooligan. ”

Zhang Qiang made a "shhh ”

"Misunderstanding?" Liu Xiaohua frowned, gritted her teeth and said, "Then you can tell me about it." ”

How to explain it? Zhang Qiang scratched his head and thought. Wouldn't you tell Liu Xiaohua that the two naughty imps sent his underwear over and stole her underwear back, right?

It's obviously too funny. But what should I say?

Could it be that the clothes came here with long legs? Or does he want to help Liu Xiaohua wash her underwear?

Or did you sleepwalk while sleeping in the middle of the day?

Obviously, none of this will work.

Zhang Qiang was sweating profusely, but he really couldn't think of a good excuse.

At this moment, embarrassed jumped on his shoulder and whispered, "Remember, you are a rascal!" ”

"Hooligans?" Zhang Qiang scratched his head and thought to himself, "What should a hooligan be like?" ”

"Say, there's nothing to say, right? Can't explain it, right? I'm going to talk to my dad about it now. Liu Xiaohua clutched her corset and said angrily.

Seeing that Liu Xiaohua was about to open the door and go out, Zhang Qiangchang blushed and said, "Wait." ”

"Speak quickly!" Liu Xiaohua glared.

Zhang Qiang puffed up his chest, gritted his teeth, and said, "Liu Xiaohua, I just want to see how big your bra is?" ”

"You!" Liu Xiaohua opened her mouth wide in anger, raised her hand and slapped Zhang Qiang in the face, glared at him fiercely, turned around and ran outside.

"Whew! Hooligans play hooligans. Embarrassment and Zhang Lang shouted loudly.

Zhang Qiang turned his head helplessly and asked in a low voice, "Am I a hooligan like this?" ”

Embarrassed nodded, shrunk his neck and said, "It's kind of that meaning." ”

"I can't kill you!" Zhang Qiang picked up a broom and hit the embarrassment, Zhang Lang hurriedly jumped over to stop him, and said, "Brother, if you want to beat me, if you can really be ruthless." ”

Zhang Qiang angrily put down the broom, stomped his feet and said, "You can kill me!" ”

Looking at Zhang Qiang, who wanted to cry without tears, he ran over to comfort him: "It's okay, this is a hooligan, let me tell you a secret, I saw Liu Xiaohua changing clothes just now, her breasts are quite big." ”

Zhang Qiang roared: "You are hooligans! ”

Embarrassment and Zhang Lang nodded and said, "Thank you for the compliment." ”

Zhang Qiang sat on the bed speechlessly, thinking about how to solve the misunderstanding with Liu Xiaohua, when the door was suddenly pushed open and a paper ball was thrown in.

Zhang Qiang picked up the crumpled paper ball, and when he opened it, there was a line of words written on the paper ball: Rogue Qiang, you must make up for today's mistakes, otherwise, I will make you a eunuch!

"You don't have to be so ruthless, right?" Zhang Qiang stared at the paper ball with a sad expression.

embarrassed came over and glanced at the words on the paper ball, frowned and said: "Hooligan strong, you have to hold on, if you really become a eunuch, how can you pick up girls?" ”

"Soak your sister, it's a big deal." Zhang Qiang said helplessly, he understands Liu Xiaohua's character, has a strong personality, and is easy to drill the horns, if this matter is not solved well, maybe it will really cause trouble.

He now hates the two little guys, embarrassed and Zhang Lang.

At this moment, a tearing roar came from Liu Xiaohua's room.

"Ahh

Listening to this roar, Zhang Qiang shrunk his neck and hurriedly covered his little brother below.

Zhang Deshuai asked in the hall, "What's wrong Xiaohua?" ”

Liu Xiaohua roared: "Ask your son." ”

Zhang Deshuai knocked on the door and asked, "Qiangzi, what's wrong with your sister?" ”

Zhang Qiang opened the door, leaned on his father's ear and muttered, "I guess I'm out of love." ”

Zhang Deshuai hurriedly said with a serious face: "This is not good, how old is she, she can't be a partner, I have to talk to her mother about this." ”

Zhang Qiang shrunk his neck and said, "Don't say it's my secret." ”