Tease zombies
Song Xiaoliang's shouts of begging for discipline with the dead bear can be described as earth-shattering...
"Roar..."
It's a lively place and it's very popular! Naturally, the zombie was drawn to his shouts...
"I said, uncle, you went too far, it doesn't matter if you kill the bear, why don't you take the body away? My ice clear and jade body was ruined by this bear like this! The appearance of the zombie immediately made Song Xiaoliang abandon the corpse and complain.
"You villager! It's a zombie! Ziying was completely defeated by Song Xiaoliang's ignorance, she hurriedly grabbed it and kicked the zombie!
The zombie was not kicked by her, but somehow knelt on the ground, whining and not knowing what to say. But it can be seen that this zombie is kneeling!
This zombie bowed very reverently, and Ziying looked inexplicable.
Seeing the scene of a person with fangs and a little corpse smell constantly kneeling to a strange woman, Song Xiaoliang could only give this person a conclusion: "This uncle has convulsions!" Ignore him! As he spoke, he pulled Ziying away.
Ziying's position changed, and the zombie also changed direction and continued to worship her.
"Pull me for, it's a zombie! Let me kill it! Ziying shook off Song Xiaoliang, took an arrow from Song Xiaoliang's quiver and rushed over, mercilessly poking the zombie's head!
"You killed someone?" Song Xiaoliang was dumbfounded, wanting to defend the fanged uncle, Ziying scolded: "Idiot, he was originally a dead man!" ”
Song Xiaoliang didn't believe it, so he ran to the autopsy, and came back after a while to report: "He has indeed been dead for a long time, it turns out that the dead can be resurrected!" It's weird! ”
"This is a zombie! Now you believe my hearing? Ziying took out the fire fold and burned the zombie.
"I heard you right! There's a bear here! Song Xiaoliang wanted to drag the bear back, but thinking that this dead bear had molested him, he didn't bother to move it, and burned it directly.
"Uhhhhhh
"Hmm..."
Nima and zombies! More than two!
"His uncle, Mu Shaotian really wants to establish a zombie dynasty!" I didn't hear the sound of zombies at all a few days ago, and now there are zombie howls everywhere in the mountains! Ziying grabbed two arrows and said to Song Xiaoliang: "Follow sister, sister will teach you to kill zombies!" ”
"When did you become a sister, obviously younger than me!" Song Xiaoliang objected to her selling the old, it was useless to refute it, Ziying just wanted to be a 'corpse killing sister'.
"I have more experience in killing corpses than you, shouldn't you call me sister? Let's go, Kill the Corpse Brother! Following the voice of the zombie, Ziying pulled Song Xiaoliang with a reluctant face.
Kill the corpse brother? 'Senior Brother Sha'? Ziying: Is this going to be a pig or a monkey?
The breath of Ziying is getting closer and closer...
Is Nima a corpse king or a living person? How can there be the breath of a corpse king and the breath of a living person? The zombies in the neighborhood are messy...
"Where are the zombies running!" Ziying quietly appeared in front of the zombies, and the zombies who were sucking bear blood were so frightened that they threw away their prey and fled in a panic.
Hum! Can you outrun the light skills of the Lu clan? Ziying's brain-piercing arrow has punctured the fleeing zombie!
Song Xiaoliang, who was studying on the side, was a little unbearable, he felt that these dead people just wanted to drink the blood of animals, and they didn't hurt people, so there was no need to take other people's lives!
"Ziying, wait, I have a suggestion." Song Xiaoliang pulled Ziying over, glanced at the zombies who were hiding in a panic, and said to Ziying: "These vampire zombies are masters of hunting!" I think we should work with them! You see, they only drink blood and don't eat meat, and we only eat meat and don't drink blood, which is not a good partner! Wouldn't it save a lot of effort to let them help us hunt? ”
"Their teeth are poisonous! Do you dare to eat something that bites to death? Although Song Xiaoliang's suggestion is good, Ziying feels very unhygienic! At present, the society is still in the era of slash-and-burn farming, but the food is definitely green! Poisonous things must never be eaten, let alone sold to others for consumption!
Song Xiaoliang had no choice but to give up.
At this time, an elk was thrown in front of Song Xiaoliang. The elk stumbled to its feet and tried to run, but its hooves were broken and could not run, so it had to struggle in the snow.
"Ah, the zombies are sending gifts!" The elk was still alive and had not been sucked by zombies, and Song Xiaoliang praised the prostrate zombies in front of him.
Ziying didn't appreciate it, grabbed the brain-piercing arrow and rushed over to explode the zombie's head. The zombie looked at her pitifully, kowtowing vigorously, and a snow pit had been knocked out!
Ziying's heart softened, put down the brain-piercing arrow, and smiled: "You know how to be sophisticated!" Sister is in a good mood today, I can let you go! Go, go, go! ”
The zombie was overjoyed to hear this, and after a few bows, he got up and left. Seeing this, the nearby zombies followed suit...
Boom...
Boom...
Boom...
All kinds of prey were thrown around crackling, and in an instant, they were piled up into mounds!
"Think of me as someone, dare to bribe me!" With so many prey piled up in front of her, coupled with the screams of the zombies, Ziying stared at these prostrate zombies with a look of righteous indignation...
"Haven't delivered it to my accommodation yet?!" It's still that look of righteous indignation, but the tone is full of corruption...
Song Xiaoliang laughed and praised her frequently.
The zombies knew that she had the breath of the corpse king on her body, and estimated that this human being was the corpse princess! The corpse king has an order, seeing the corpse princess is like seeing the corpse king! Even if the Corpse Princess were to explode their heads, they would never be able to resist! If they resist, the corpse worm will carry out the order of the corpse king and gnaw the disobedient zombie into white bones!
More than a dozen zombies followed behind Ziying with their fresh prey, and the group lined up with corpses to go down the mountain and came to Song Xiaoliang's thatched hut.
"Stop! Put things in the house! Telling zombies to do things is a kind of fun, Song Xiaoliang couldn't wait to open the wood door, pointed to the house and gave orders.
He shouted twice, and the zombies stood stupidly one by one, staring at him with empty eyes, but did not react.
"Well, they only listen to you. You come and shout. "Can't call these prey masters, Song Xiaoliang is a little jealous, why do zombies only listen to Ziying's words!
"Kill the corpse, stand aside and look at me!" Ziying couldn't figure out why these zombies had become well-behaved, but she felt that calling zombies to serve the living was a way to take revenge!
"It's all there! Listen to the command! Step forward in unison! Ziying calmly commanded the zombies to enter the yard, and the zombies really walked into the yard with neat and somewhat overdone steps.
The zombies lay down their prey and waited for Ziying's next command.
"Sure enough!" Ziying didn't plan to just let them go, but she ran into the house, took pen and ink, marked the serial number on the zombie's forehead and said, "You did very well today!" I won't kill you! Now I'm going to mark you, you're zombie number one, you're zombie number two, you're number three... You're Zombie Number 13! Starting tomorrow, Zombie No. 1 will be responsible for chopping firewood in the mountains and moving firewood to the yard! The rest of the twelve zombies, you must stay in that room and not go out! If you understand what I mean, answer me three times! ”
"Roar... Roar... Roar..."The Corpse King had already given an order, and the zombies had to listen, so they had to obediently and neatly roar three times in reply.
"Excellent! Listen to the password and stand upright! Turn back! Ziying shouted the password, the zombie turned around blindly, Ziying scolded: "Dumber than a pig!" To turn back is to turn the ass back! Again! ”
"This is fun, Ziying let me come, I like to teach people the most!" Song Xiaoliang ran to Ziying's side and excitedly shouted to the zombie: "The single zombie walks forward in unison... Walk! Fuck your dick! Ignore me again! ”
He made a gesture of disdain and stepped aside, looking at the sky, it was almost dusk, and it was time to make dinner.
"It's not fun, I'll cook!" The zombie ignored him at all, and Song Xiaoliang was bored with himself. Seeing that the yard is full of live prey, I have to cook a rich dinner tonight!
"Remember, don't put too much salt!" Ziying threw a word to Song Xiaoliang and led the zombie to wander outside.
It's dusk. In the far north of the Mohs dynasty. Mo Liuzhi stood on the high platform of the imperial city again, looking down on the panoramic view of Kyoto. With a piece of paper in his hand, he looked southwest, only to see mountains obstructing his view. The messenger sent back by Mu Shaotian had already reported Mu Shaotian's words to Mo Liuzhi, and Mo Liuzhi was eager to immediately send troops to take Yao Ziying back, but he never fought a battle that he was not sure of. Because he had fought with Mu Shaotian, although Mu Shaotian had broken an arm by his purple sword, Mu Shaotian was still intact, and he could even scrape the envoy back to the Mo Dynasty from the far southwest, his strength was extraordinary! Mo Liuzhi knew that his enemy was no match for Mu Shaotian, no matter how much he missed Yao Ziying, he was helpless!
"King Mo, there is a child who claims to be Yao Ziying's friend named Amu, and he wants to see you." General Mo Fan, who was guarding the imperial city, quickly ascended the high platform and reported the news to Mo Liuzhi.
"Ziying's friend? Child? Could it be that vampire Muhammad? Mo Liuzhi put away the piece of paper (letter of resignation), remembering the hatred that Mu Hanmed had ruined his Mo clan's main camp overnight, Mo Liuzhi showed his purple sword and flew down the high platform to the gate of the imperial city.
"You don't seek Mu Shaotian's protection, but send it to the door!" Seeing Amu, Mo Liuzhi's sword mercilessly came out of his hand and stabbed Amu's heart!
Amu was shocked, dodged a sword, and then climbed out and grabbed a soldier as a shield and said, "King Mo, don't be angry, listen to me, I know Yao Ziying's whereabouts!" ”
"I don't need you to talk nonsense! I know that Yao Ziying is in Mu Shaotian's hands! Mo Liuzhi's purple sword went around and killed Muhammad.
Amu grabbed the soldier's body and said hurriedly: "Mu Shaotian has gone to West Asia!" Yao Ziying and Mu Shaotian are incompatible! They weren't together! I risked my life to come to King Mo, just to help King Mo fight against Mu Shaotian! ”
Hearing this, Mo Liuzhi withdrew the purple sword. He was not stupid, and he had already seen that Amu wanted to rely on his strength to survive.
Indeed, since Mu Shaotian left the Ten Thousand Years Blood Tomb, Mu Hanmed felt that there was no place for him, remembering that Mo Liuzhi was half human and half corpse and had the potential ability to destroy the world, as long as Mo Liuzhi's potential power was stimulated, maybe Mo Liuzhi would be able to compete with the corpse world! Let Mu Shaotian's stiff mountain be unstable!
"Tell me, how can you help me fight against Mu Shaotian?" Mo Liuzhi knew that Amu was a powerful character among the vampire monsters, and maybe there was a way to deal with Mu Shaotian.
"King Mo was bitten by me and Mu Shaotian, but you didn't become my kind, but you have the power of a zombie! As long as you bring out your potential strength, coupled with your Purple Sword, you will definitely be able to compete with Mu Shaotian! Amu was good at observing his words and feelings, and knew that Mo Liuzhi's general was suspicious, so he continued: "King Mo's soldiers are all brave and good at fighting, if you learn my escape technique, you won't be afraid of Mu Shaotian's zombie soldiers!" ”
Amu just wanted to avoid Mu Shaotian's forces, and Mo Liuzhi wanted to use Amu to strengthen his strength, and soon the two reached an agreement. Mo Liuzhi hid Amu in the underground palace room, which was a place where Mu Shaotian's search signal was difficult to reach, so it was a good hiding place for Amu. Amu's future task is to teach Mo Liuzhi's soldiers to practice the art of retreat while cultivating. Of course, all this is done in secret.
After placing Amu's hideout, Mo Liuzhi returned to the dormitory, and it was already late at night.
Outside the dormitory stood two bewitching women, shivering in the cold wind. Although it was cold, their clothes were extremely revealing, as long as the demeanor was not hot! These two women are his female captives Luo Yin and Wen Yu.
These two women have been following Mo Liuzhi, when Yao Ziyun was by Mo Liuzhi's side before, they had no chance to see Mo Liuzhi at all, and now that Yao Ziyun is gone, they have come out of the female red shop to seduce Mo Liuzhi.
Seeing Mo Liuzhi, the two women rushed to hug each other, desperately shaking the two big papayas on their chests to tempt the lord. Mo Liuzhi glanced at the breasts of the two women, felt very tasteless, and snorted coldly: "Go down!" ”
"King Mo, it's freezing this day, the slave family is afraid that you will be cold, so let the slave family warm you, right?" It was not easy to get into Mo Liuzhi's bedroom, this was the only chance to get rid of the female red fang, and Luo Yin and Wen Yu tried their best to stay.
Under the rubbing of the two women's big breasts, Mo Liuzhi gave a reluctant smile and said, "Come in." ”
"Yes, King Mo!" The two women glanced at each other happily, and then followed Mo Liuzhi's pace into the dormitory.
Mo Liuzhi entered the dormitory and sent the maids out inside, the huge dormitory, golden and brilliant, brightly lit, saw that the two women were dumbfounded.
Mo Liuzhi walked to the bed, spread his arms, and motioned for them to come over and untie their clothes.
Luo Yin skillfully untied his jade belt and hung it on the screen, and Wen Yu also took off his robe and hung it on the screen...
"Two sluts, do you miss me very much?" Mo Liuzhi hugged the bed left and right, and his two hands ravaged the big breasts of the two women, and the lower bodies of the two women were immediately wet.
"King Mo is wise and martial, he is very good at battlefield kung fu, and his kung fu in bed is even more amazing! The slave family just wants to serve you for the rest of your life! Wen Yu caressed his face, and the other hand sneaked into his chest to tease...
"You're pretty good in bed! Not inferior to Yao Ziyun! "When encountering such a woman who took the initiative to send it, Mo Liuzhi would never have a kiss foreplay, he would only get to the point immediately...
This kind of woman is like a prostitute in a green house, and he only has sex but no love for this kind of woman. When he was in the Mo camp, Wen Yu and Luo Yin rolled the sheets with him so many times, so they naturally understood his habits.
It's the same late night. Mu Shaotian, who is pretending to be a businessman, is in a hotel in Kazakhstan and is pretending to rest. In the exotic hotel, Mu Shaotian tossed and turned with his head in his head, groove, he didn't have to sleep at all, why should he abide by the routine of a normal person, it was really painful!
At this moment, there was a slight knock on the door, and someone asked him in half-baked Central Plains dialect: "Do you want special services for the guest officer?" ”
Mu Shaotian, who was lying on the bed, looked sideways at the door and stared for three seconds, seeing the thoughts of the seeker. It turned out that the proprietress of the inn led a prostitute to the door!
"Come in!" As soon as the palm wind came out, Mu Shaotian split the latch of the door.
The amorous proprietress took off her veil and smiled as she led a prostitute wearing a veil and headscarf into the house.
"Guest, please give me a piece of money." Pay with one hand and deliver with the other, this is the rule of this store. Mu Shaotian threw her a piece of silver (that silver is worth ten coins here), and said, "I'll only play for half an hour." ”