Yesterday, Tang Xiao and Su Musha slashed each other for a long time, and in the end, Tang Xiao felt that he was also quite a white-eyed wolf. Anyway, Su Musha gave herself equipment, and she actually responded to her in various ways, which is not right. So he gave her the only backpack of chrysanthemums on his body, but he didn't expect to die even worse.

Tang Xiao: ......

After tossing in the middle of the night, it will be a little difficult to get out of bed.

Xiao Lin sent the dog over early in the morning, and when Tang Xiao woke up, he found a yellow thing, sitting by her window, and her back looked very depressed and lonely.

Tang Xiao woke up suddenly. "Kobayashi? Is this the golden retriever you bought for me? Wait, why is this hair so short. ”

Then the "golden retriever" turned around, and the front was a mixture of black and white, with a pair of blue eyes. Tang Xiao, who was wearing a cloak, looked at the thing in front of him with different colors on the front and back, and the person and dog were stunned. "Golden Retriever" jumped up as if he had seen a ghost, and the whole dog bounced away.

Tang Xiao: Damn, why does this golden retriever look like this!? Don't lie to me, it's a husky!!

Kobayashi was frightened by the movement in the bedroom, put down the spatula and came in.

"What's wrong?"

Tang Xiao looked at her with a shocked expression. "This is the Golden Retriever you bought me?"

The husky also turned his head in horror and looked at Xiao Lin.

Erha: This is the shovel you found for me??

"Oh, I thought something was going on. Mr. Ning heard that you were going to buy a golden retriever, so he took the initiative to send the Erha that his family had just bought. What I said is that you and Erha are more compatible~" After speaking, he touched Erha's head. "By the way, Mr. Ning is afraid that you will be lost. The back of the dog was deliberately dyed to look like a golden retriever. If you are lonely in the future, you can look at Erha's face. If you are lost, you can look at its back, and there are so many in one fell swoop!! ”

Tang Xiao: Damn, mentally retarded?

Tang Xiao finally accepted Erha, anyway, they are all dogs, and it shouldn't be too bad. But I didn't expect it! is such a judgment, and the history of blood and tears in the future can catch up with the history books.

"Did Mr. Ning choose a name for her?" Tang Xiao took the initiative to reach out and touch Erha's head, but the dog didn't hide.

Kobayashi shook his head.

"It's just right, it's called Mu Xiaocheng~Come on~" When it comes to Mu Cheng, Tang Xiao is like being beaten with chicken blood.

Xiao Lin is no longer able to complain. "If you can get a face, if you are seen by fans, you will lose your fans."

"No matter what~ come, Mu Xiaocheng let me touch my little hand."

"Don't blame me for not telling you in advance, Mr. Ning said that this dog is exactly the same as you."

Tang Xiaoman interacted with Erha indifferently. "You're as beautiful as me~ Nonsense, I'm obviously much prettier than him."

Xiao Lin smiled knowingly.

Soon, Tang Xiao knew what kind of existence Erha was.

Tang Xiao played for half an hour, ran out to make a mask, and saw Mu Xiaocheng pulling a roll of toilet paper and running around the house. The whole living room became a mess, and Erha Don't mention how excited he was, running wildly with his legs. After seeing Tang Xiao at the door again, he put down the toilet paper in his mouth, and shaved it with his feet, pretending to cover him up with soil. shouted at Tang Xiao aggrievedly, how pitiful and pitiful it was.

Tang Xiaodu was about to explode, where she lived, there were two families on the first floor, her living room was very large, and it was very troublesome to clean up, this will, she has the mind to eat dog meat hot pot at night.

"I said, he's a lot like you." Xiao Lin looked helpless.

Erha also howled obediently.

Tang Xiao squinted his eyes and was expressionless. "Sue me, where is it like me."

"Didn't you notice that the moment he wanted to dig a hole and bury the crime tool was very similar to you. Lawlessness after people, cowardice in front of people. ”

"For the sake of your name Mu Xiaocheng, I won't eat dog meat hot pot tonight."

Resignedly, he began to clean up the living room, but fortunately, it was only half an hour, and the tissues were flying all over the sky, and things were touched. Tang Xiao spent an afternoon cleaning up the living room. He also taught Erha to go to the toilet.

Speaking of going to the toilet, Erha refreshed her worldview. Not long after entering the toilet, he began to scream every 10 seconds, and each time he screamed for up to 20 seconds. Tang Xiao felt that the main building could hear this hourly time.

"Sue me, what's wrong with this dog, he barks every 10 seconds. He's getting hi or what's dripping. Tang Xiao couldn't bear it.

Xiao Lin looked like he had "expected it a long time ago". "Your Mu Xiaocheng was originally raised in Mr. Ning's house, and the toilet light in Mr. Ning's house is voice-activated and goes out every 10 seconds. It is said that it took a month for the aunt to teach Erha to call while pulling. ”

Tang Xiao couldn't tell what he felt in his heart, and the grass and mud horses didn't want to run wild. There are 10,000 heads in his heart, and he screams and runs into the distance.

She was very curious about what was wrong with Ning, the household toilet actually set up a voice-activated light, and a 10-second voice-activated light?

"I admit it."

Afraid that Erha would disturb the people too much, Tang Xiao ran to the toilet, and it was a big deal to accompany him.

Erha is a creature that has an IQ in general, but sometimes the IQ is not online!

When Mu Xiaocheng squatted in the pit, he looked around with a vigilant face. When Tang Xiao opened the toilet door and appeared in front of him, he was still frightened. Then he snorted in warning.

"Don't shout, I'll accompany you to the bathroom." As soon as Tang Xiao approached him, he was restless, and he was originally squatting, but now he stood up, his tail swinging back and forth.

glanced at Tang Xiao, and then at the poop he pulled himself. Under Tang Xiao's horrified gaze, he ate what he had just pulled out.

Tang Xiao: ......

Kobayashi: ......

Tang Xiao: Eat?!

Tang Xiao: Ate it????

Tang Xiao:????

The head is full of barrage, the words can't be described, and the love xù erupts to a point, which can only be described with a swear word. "It's a dog."

The point is, Erha actually thought she would grab and eat with him!? it!? Juvenile! What gives you this delusion!

There are only two beautiful sentences left in my heart.

Groove Groove Groove

Emma, Emma, Emma

Take a deep breath and tell yourself, you must be calm! Be sure to calm down! Can't get your hands dirty!! Dog meat hot pot that ate, she can't eat it!! "So, why does Mr. Ning think this looks like me?"

Kobayashi was also shocked by this picture. "Probably a behavioral act?"

"I don't □□!!!!! I don't tear paper either!! "No amount of exclamation marks can express her feelings." I suddenly wanted to know what Mr. Ning usually did to him. This thing is eating and guarding me, afraid that I will rob him? It must have been something that Mr. Ning did before. ”

Both of them made up for what Mr. Ning had done. After the brain supplement was over, they looked at each other, and the two of them were embarrassed in their eyes, and they felt that they knew something terrible.

"I think he shouldn't be called Mu Xiaocheng, he should be called Su Musha. At least I'll feel better this way, when I think of him eating that thing in Mu Xiaocheng's name, my whole person is not good. Tang Xiao silently exchanged the dog for Xiao Lin, and told her to return it to Mr. Ning, no matter how much it cost!

I went back to my room and got my phone to make a call.

"I said, Mr. Ning! Can you get that ancestor of your family back!! As soon as the phone rang, Tang Xiao began to roar.

"I sent it out, maybe I have to come back?"

"I'll fuck you, uncle! Elder brother! I've been conscientious this year, and I haven't done anything hurtful. I'm particularly curious, your toilet light is voice-activated for 10 seconds, you usually go to the toilet, do you applaud while on? I don't know, I thought you were in it! ”

"Oh, I'm richer, my toilet is separate. The voice-activated one was specially designed for Erha. You also know that it's impossible for a dog to press the switch, so I got a voice-activated one. Mr. Ning explained.

Tang Xiao has lost his temper. "Then how did he pull and eat at the same time, and he was afraid that others would rob him!! Oh my god, I'm starting to wonder if you often grab that stuff with him at home, otherwise he wouldn't be so afraid. ”

"Maybe you're hungry, and besides, dogs can't change their, don't you understand? It's like you can't change your spit and explode. ”

Well, she wants to explode again, fuck your uncle.

"I ......"

Mr. Ning had long expected what she was going to say. "I was on a business trip recently, I wasn't at home, I had no one at home. Before I left the house, I took all the keys with me, and the water and electricity were cut off, so don't send the dog back. I specially dyed half of the color for you according to your preference. I can guarantee that Mu Cheng's golden retriever is not as fun as yours. ”

Isn't that fun anymore!! This is so exciting!!

didn't give Tang Xiao a chance to speak, Mr. Ning hung up the phone, and when he called back, he was not in the service area.

Sure enough, I came prepared!

She finally knew what it means to invite the Buddha and send the Buddha is difficult!

Cleaned up the balcony and the kennel was in that place.

Xiao Lin took the dog down for a walk, but couldn't find Mr. Ning, so he took it to the pet store to clean it up and brought the dog up. This will be honest. Squatted obediently at the door, and stuck out his tongue cutely.

"Sample, knowing that you are in trouble, you will learn to be obedient." Tang Xiao laughed angrily. Reaching out to touch him, I was startled when I saw him immediately stick out his tongue.

"I've taken him to the pet store and it's all clean."

Tang Xiao let her lick it with confidence.

"Bully the soft and fear the hard." Tang Xiao scolded with a smile.

"This one is exactly like you."

Tang Xiaonan did not refute.

"By the way, I just saw a golden retriever downstairs, which looks exactly like Mu Cheng's. Do you notice when you usually go up and down the stairs? ”

Tang Xiao rolled his eyes. "I have dog blindness."

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