Originally, I learned about Kisan through other means.

For example, the man who talked to me about "entering my villa and flying light", although when I plunged into this game, I realized that this yellow chicken lover had practiced a few numbers under level 18, and his proficiency barely reached the level of learning to meditate.

But at least until then, she was very tall in my mind.

For example, an author who likes JJ disappears for a long time and returns.,With a stroke of the pen, it's a J3 background martial arts fan.。 Although I glanced at the copywriter in confusion at that time, I silently thought about what kind of online game article this was when I clicked into the favorites.

Another example is the slag Jisan classmate who didn't get familiar with it until the third year of high school, and the more familiar he became, the more he found that the lower limit of the other party's discipline was so rare that it fit with him in a hundred years, and since then, he has laid a milestone for his friends with a big chest.

Of course, it was me who buried my chest, and she was the one who was buried. The first I'm short and the second I'm flat-chested, the specific example can be seen in the discussion with the man a week ago, Xiuxiu, she seriously suggested in her voice that I play Lori, otherwise I can only cushion - not just height.

At that moment, I felt the urge to squeeze her.

In short, my big-breasted friend is the one who led me into the quagmire of Jisan.

Perhaps every novice has his own history of suffering.

This matter rests on me, from the beginning to the present, and it has always been two words:

Road idiot.

I hadn't played any key 3D online games before, and at first, just walking back and forth, left and right, it took me half a day. And when I looked at the newcomer on the screen who didn't look like Xiuxiu at all, and finally took the first step like a toddler, this cruel reality was placed in front of my eyes-

I can't find the quest NPC.

The first few missions are straight and can be found by walking straight along the spawn point. And when I walked to Xiaoyue and handed her the hemostatic grass, I was completely lost in the endless green mountains and green waters of Daoxiang Village.

It turns out that the road idiot in the three-dimensional world is placed in the second dimension, and she is still a road idiot.

For this reason, four hours later, when the midnight bell rang and the flowers were ringing outside the window, Jiyou finally went online and sent a friend application.

By the way, it was the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, but I didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Click Agree.

Kiyou: Why is it not level 10?

I:...... Started to find the way TT

Friends: ......

Me: I'm a road idiot

She was silent for a minute: You upgrade first, call me when you leave the village at level 15, and I'll go to level up.

It was a trumpet of hers, in her 40s at the time.

Good news, at least at that point, I had (finally) learned to recognize the little arrow on the map.

It's a pity that the attribute of road idiot is destined to fall on my head for the rest of my life.

Later, a series of tasks were upgraded and upgraded, and level 15 went out of the village to Yangzhou according to the advice of a friend, and then worshiped Qixiu.

This is a decision made before playing the game, and even until now, the best CP in my heart is still a very non-mainstream show (master) show (mother).

Before entering the Qixiu Sect, I saw four lines of poetry on the refreshed interface:

Xizi love on the shore of Xizi Lake, the rain bell in the building outside the building. The gallery embroiders the boat and dances, and the small bridge flows and leaves are graceful.

Then the interface went black and bright, and I saw the hazy Qixiufang in the drizzle of smoke and willows in the south of the Yangtze River.

Slender West Lake, Buliantai, Yiying Building, Shuiyunfang. The clouds turn into ice hearts, and the sword dances and the fans flutter.

This is my favorite place, Yangzhou Qixiu, painting in poetry, poetry in painting.

At three o'clock in the morning, when everything was quiet, my Xiuxiu rose to level 20.

Jiyou and his younger brother grabbed the computer for several hours, and finally won, so they simply sent a whisper: Take you to the next copy and level up.

The copy of level 20 is the sword mound next to the Hidden Sword Villa.

In fact, I still suspect that my friends at that time had little experience in bringing people to the next place. Because later, when a cannon brother in the group of relatives and friends took me all the way to the Heavenly Maiden and the Heavenly Absolute Monster, I looked at the full skill light experience points and swiped the screen, and vaguely remembered the place called the Sword Shrine, blame it, it seems to be a little less.

The second appearance of Jiyou is a beggar sister, fifty or sixty levels, still a trumpet.

The beggar sister's dress is simple and coquettish, she turns her head in a chic way, and simply leaves down two words: Shenxing.

Me: Wait, don't go...... What is the sword mound and where is it?

A long time later, when I took in my first apprentice, I finally realized the feeling of my friend at that time.

Finding the sword shrine is just the first step.

Then she ordered me to make a move, took the task and entered the gate to be normal, and then we appeared in a place that appeared to be a cave.

On the screen, the beggar sister strode forward with her long legs, and the few little monsters she encountered were easily cleared.

It's a pity that it didn't take long for the blue team chat to appear in the lower left corner of the frequency screen.

Friends: ...... Where have you been?

Me: You're running so fast that I accidentally fell and I couldn't find my way, ORZ

Friends: ......

In fact, Jiyou is a person who opens and closes neatly, and the twenty-four pure K man has no gold plated heart. But as long as she teamed up with me, her ellipsis usage rate would reach an unprecedented level.

I fell behind N times in a sword mound, and she had to turn back to me over and over again. In the end, after a lot of time, he finally saw Ye Qifei, and his friends seemed to have seen the dawn, and he stepped forward to fight without saying a word. I stood far away for a few seconds, and as if there was no danger, I took a few steps forward.

A brilliant light came to his face, and a groan/groan of ecstasy came from his ears—

[You have been seriously injured, please resurrect in place or return to camp in X seconds.] 】

Two seconds later, the leaf boss was played to death by his friends.

Friends: ...... Forget it, I'll take you around, and then go offline.

Me: OK = =

Actually, I just wanted to try adding blood.

What a beautiful and fulfilling ideal.

Unfortunately, the reality is too skinny.

So we got out of the sword mound and followed her to the map with an attitude of confusion. When I arrived at the destination, I realized that she wanted to take me to see the flowers.

Seeing Zhuang Hua's road, it is long and its cultivation is far away.

This Xiuxiu of mine is really a very waste milk.

This milk level is not enough to ride in tandem, and it attracts a group of monsters on the way and runs, and then drowns itself in the sea of monsters.

I don't know if my friends wanted to be stabbed to death at that time, but I was still weird.

Finally she found a high ground and told me to stand by her side.

Kiyou: Stand still, I'll fly with you.

Even if Jiyou is a female man, this sentence sounds very heartwarming.

Then I saw the exceptionally beautiful beggar sister on the screen take a few steps back, suddenly accelerated forward, and bumped into Xiuniang.

Then the slender Xiuniang and the concave and convex beggar sister harmoniously rose into the wind, one foot two feet, three feet, four feet and five feet......

[You have been seriously injured, please resurrect in place or return to camp in X seconds.] 】

I:......

Friends: ......

I:......!!!

Friends: ......

Friends: ...... I was wrong.

Ellipsis and exclamation points happily swipe the screen.

The beggar sister is gone, and she lands safely far away.

Xiuniang fell to her death on the mountain wall of the Big Yellow Chicken Villa, or more likely, she was killed by the mountain.

In mid-June, after struggling to crawl out of the sea of books, I plunged into the deep sea of Kisan again.

Not long ago, I learned from my friend that her tuba was on a certain server in Netcom, and in addition to her, there were several other people in the class who played together.

So I decided to change my service again.

One day, when Xiuniang, who was dressed in light red and soft, was happily driving away crows in the fields outside Yangzhou, an invitation message appeared in front of her for the first time-

[XXX invites you to join the XXX gang, do you agree?] 】

That was the first gang I joined, although I quickly quit.

Because a few of the relatives and friends in the group spit out bad things, they laugh every time they see the name on my head.

At that time, I didn't know much about character settings, and I couldn't see anything other than my name.

So one night, Brother Pao of the family and friend group calmly sent me a screenshot. I stared at the two rows of the upper and lower gangs above the slender Xiuxiu's head for a long time, and resolutely nodded back from the gang.

(Player Name) XXX, [Golden Three Fat Cavalry Regiment].

Soon, I was pulled into their gang by Master.

The name of the gang this time is very immortal, the name of the gang is three words, and each word is full of ethereal fairy spirit.

I don't have much to say about the often cute stalk of master and apprentice.

Master Master was started from the Master and Apprentice Trading Network (?) The second master was pulled by the master.

Actually, I haven't been able to distinguish between them.

Except for the occasional lazy Baidu and would ask one or two questions, I never confiscated anything from them, and I didn't let them take the next copy with them.

Of course, my two-month full-level snail speed probably made them very helpless.

Relatively speaking, the third master and I have the most intersections.

Because, she is my friend's tuba.

Although several of the three dimensional friends are in the service, I basically feed myself.

When I was at level twenty-eight or nine, I was forgetting which Horn Sweeping mission I had when someone suddenly sent a friend request.

It's a full-level meow brother.

Brother Meow stood coldly not far away, doing the handsome actions set by the system.

I:?

Brother Meow: Doing a task?

Me: Yes.

Brother Meow didn't speak again, and soon he was cold.

I froze for three seconds and continued with my mission.

You don't need a reason to add friends, team up with strangers to have a task and add friends, and if you have nothing to do in the current channel, you can add friends casually, and even sometimes a strange or familiar name whizzes in front of you, you can also add a friend.

So the next day, when I continued to work on the task in full swing, the small purple text was brushed out in secret chat. I glanced at it, and it was a little familiar.

By the way, it was a meow brother from yesterday.

Brother Meow: Are you free? Take you down to the Fog Peak

I:......

Me: Are you?

Brother Meow was silent, Brother Meow was speechless, and Brother Meow was in pain.

Well, Brother Meow doesn't have anything to hurt about, because he said-

Brother Meow: ...... I'm your best friend

I have mixed feelings.

It seems that a big man went to the Qinglou to find a girl after drinking high, and saw a girl who was very pleasing to the eye, so he had a romantic affair overnight. After a night of love, the girl looked at him shyly by the bedside.

The point is not the girl's performance, but the big man woke up and found that this was a small restaurant.

Flip the table!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻