Chapter 478: Madness in Progress (4)
"I'm going to challenge you." Just when Lin Fei was bored, suddenly a person with something on his back came up and looked at Lin Fei with anger on his face, "Do you dare to accept the challenge?" ”
"What are you going to challenge me?" Lin Feileng asked after a pause.
"Archery." The visitor began to unload his equipment, "How many gold medals we have won in the Olympics, I want to challenge you." ”
"Archery?" Lin Fei didn't expect this guy who suddenly appeared to have to compete with him in archery, and nodded, "It's just better than who you can shoot, right?" ”
"Of course." Seeing Lin Fei's puzzled look, the man said a little proudly.
"Can I do without a bow and arrow?" Lin Fei asked, "No, how can you speak Chinese so well, did you run out to make trouble, let me tell you, if that's the case, I'll beat you." ”
"I studied Chinese, I went to a Confucius Institute."
"Sage Kong." Lin Fei nodded, "Then it's no wonder, no, I'm telling you solemnly now, Sage Kong is a person from our country, not a person from your country, don't lean on your country with any good things, more than two thousand years ago, did you have anyone here who didn't know, I'm really embarrassed." ”
"I'm here to challenge you, you don't use a bow, what do you use?" The man didn't dwell too much on this matter.
"I'll just use glass balls." Lin Fei smiled and said, "I just don't know if you have anything here?" ”
"I have." At this time, an excited guy ran up and handed a bag of glass balls into Lin Fei's hand, "Brother is good, you are very powerful, I am optimistic about you." ”
"You and I are compatriots?" Lin Fei looked at the man who suddenly came up strangely.
"Of course, I'm also from Zhonghai, of course I know the name of the little divine doctor."
"Didn't I tell you, it's okay to watch at home, why do you have to spend money here?" Hearing the man's words, Lin Fei said with a little dissatisfaction.
The man hurriedly explained, "That's not the case, little miracle doctor, they bought our company's equipment, they won't get it, it's not me who came, they paid for the accommodation or anything, this glass ball was bought by me to look beautiful and play, if I can win glory for the country, it's not enough for me to buy it again." ”
"Enough is enough." Lin Fei nodded, quickly took out a silver needle, and pricked a few needles on the man's body, "Okay, you're fine, I'll cure you for the problem of getting up in the middle of the night, so I should treat it as a little reward for you." ”
"Thank you, little doctor, thank you, little doctor." The man went down with a thousand thanks, but he didn't expect that there would be such a benefit.
"Are you really going to use glass balls?" The archers looked at Lin Fei a little stunned.
Lin Fei looked at this guy dissatisfied, "Isn't shooting just to see who can shoot accurately, I just need to shoot accurately, it doesn't matter what I use, can you control the bricks I use?" ”
"Okay, in that case, then don't blame me for being rude." The man said, "Let's follow the rules, ten times per person, sixty meters away, to see who has the highest number of rings." ”
"Killed?" Lin Fei was a little unhappy, "That's so boring, Ruoxi, you take ten apples to the telephone pole over there, put the apples on your head, I'll hit one and you put one." ”
"Okay." Long Ruoxi didn't hesitate, went to the fruit stall next to him and bought ten apples of about the same size and went to the telephone pole, and the distance was at least 100 meters.
"You also find someone, you are sixty meters, I am so far away, you also find someone to give you the apple." Lin Fei said with a smile, "Don't tell me you don't dare." ”
"Me?" The man was choked all of a sudden, this is an arrow, if this is a dry brain, the consequences are unimaginable.
"I knew you wouldn't dare." Looking at the man's hesitant look, Lin Fei said with a smile, "If you don't dare, let's forget it." ”
"Me?"
"What are you, I knew you didn't dare to look at it." Lin Fei smiled slightly, with a look of disdain, he reached out and threw the glass ball out, and the apple was smashed in an instant.
Ten in a row, no bullets, all hits, Long Ruoxi had no residue because he had worn a hat in advance, and he didn't look scared.
"How's it going, how does it feel?" Lin Fei looked at Long Ruoxi who came over with a smile and said, "Are you afraid?" ”
"Of course I'm not scared, because it's you." Long Ruoxi took off his hat and said with a smile, "I just don't know if some people will accept the challenge this time, if you don't accept the challenge, we won't say anything." ”
"Let's see, my wife said so, did you come out to fight, didn't you just put the apple on your head, what's there?" Long Ruoxi seemed to have become a little high-profile like Lin Fei, and said with a smile.
"Who knows about you, these guys aren't good people." Lin Fei shrugged his shoulders and looked indifferent, "I think this seems a little bad, you guys are so bold, come out." ”
A group of people were all destroyed.
No one stood up, Lin Fei was so happy in his heart, aren't you high-profile, this time I will be even more high-profile than you, damn it, you give me this and that.
"Why don't you dare?" Looking at the archers with a little pale face, Lin Fei said with a smile, "It's okay, didn't you say that you are an archery powerhouse, come out and show us a master, kill the apple with a hundred meters of bullets, this is all a trivial matter, what are you doing, what is good about the target, you will be alive, you don't dare, it's okay, I won't look down on you." ”
"Me?"
"It's okay, I know you've thrown in the towel, you're actually nothing, you're really bad, you're finished." Lin Fei smiled and said, "Okay, you hurry up and leave, don't be embarrassed here, really, isn't there anyone who can handle it, you can't fight, you can't hit you, it seems that you can't do medical skills, what are you doing, day by day." ”
"Yerou is just arrogant." Long Ruoxi said with a smile, "When the main master comes out, they are finished." ”
Lin Fei nodded, "I think so." ”
"I'm going to compete with you." Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore and rushed out directly, "I'm going to compete with you." ”
"Competition, what are you trying to do with me?" Lin Fei looked this guy up and down, and said angrily, "Look at you like this, I really don't know who gave you the confidence to come here to trouble me, who are you." ”
"I'm going to race you for a drive."
"You won." Lin Fei didn't give this guy a chance to show off at all, "I don't know how to drive at all, if you want to compete, go to us, there will definitely be a master to follow you." ”
This is the truth, Lin Fei can take a car, but if he drives, then forget it, he really won't, rather than this, it is better to give you the so-called opportunity to show off, "What you are talking about is the so-called high-tech, here I will say it, this so-called high-tech, I won't, no need to compete, you all won, if you want to find face, I think someone will say something to you." ”
Lin Fei is telling the truth, the phone is a so-called communication tool in his hand, and Lin Fei doesn't know the rest and won't use it.
"I'm here to challenge your medical skills and taekwondo, as for other things, if I can, I'll give you a test, if I can't, I'll just admit it, and then someone will naturally come here to find you." Lin Fei said with a smile, "The biggest advantage of me is maturity, and I will never take anything that doesn't belong to me." ”
"You want to challenge your medical skills?"
"yes, didn't I tell you all yesterday, I challenged you, you guys, damn it." Lin Fei said a little dissatisfied, "What are you old men doing, can you represent the most authentic medical skills here, if you can, we can try it now, let me see how great your ability is." ”
"Beware of the wind flashing your tongue."
"I don't know if it's like this, but you didn't solve the first problem I gave you, and I solved it myself." Lin Fei shrugged his shoulders and said, "Old man, I said that you are embarrassed to come out yourself, you are a patient yourself, you are embarrassed to treat others, what are you doing, day by day." ”
"What, you say I'm sick?" The old gentleman looked at Lin Fei a little angrily.
"Nonsense, of course you are sick, at such an old age, you still live a disorderly life, you are no one, hey, let me ask, did you find a so-called plastic surgery woman to spend the night last night." After Lin Fei finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pushed Liu Yunhan, "Translate this for me." ”
"Really?" Liu Yunhan looked at Lin Fei incredulously, this old gentleman is at least seventy years old, is he still so passionate?
Lin Fei nodded, "Don't worry, if you can't make a mistake, just translate." ”
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As Liu Yunhan translated these words, all of a sudden, the people around him were all fried, and they all looked at Lin Fei angrily, muttering and not knowing what to say.
"These guys say you're lying and make you apologize. '
"The bullshit apology is clearly true." Lin Fei said nonchalantly, "It's so old, and you're still so disrespectful to the old, it's really good, hey, old man, you're really a little shameless, and you're not afraid of the wind." ”
"Don't talk nonsense."
"What nonsense am I talking about, did you this woman get together last night?" Lin Fei pointed to a woman next to the old man and said, "You are no one anymore, this old man can be your grandfather, and you can sleep with him, you, I have nothing to say." ”