In fact, he didn't squat to pee at the beginning, he accidentally saw Fang Rong squatting to go to the toilet once, so he opened up a new world and learned to pee while squatting.

It's okay to say that this is a squatting toilet, imagine that he is sitting on the toilet at school, holding the little **, and then urinating out of the line, and the noise on the ground makes a headache.

"Why are you so dead-eyed?" Fang Rong remembered what Meng Xiuyuan said again, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, the son of a mouse will make holes, Fang Hua will instinctively learn his behavior, he was a little unimpressed at first, but he didn't expect it to be true.

In fact, there is a basis for this, just like we usually involuntarily like to imitate the idols we like, the objects of worship, and the family members we trust, but unfortunately Fang Rong has all three.

Fang Hua has never worshiped anyone in his life, nor has a favorite idol, let alone a trusted family, if there is, then there is only Fang Rong alone.

So he involuntarily began to imitate Fang Rong's actions, even if it wasn't right, or something like that.

"Don't learn from me in the future." Fang Rong thought about it and decided to give him an object to imitate, "Look at Meng Xiuyuan, he is a general at a young age, and you have to work hard to learn from him." ”

There is definitely a problem here, although Meng Xiuyuan looks young, he is actually already in his thirties, for example, Fang Hua is about thirty years older, and he can be his father.

"Oh." Fang Rong has always refused him, whatever he says is what he says.

Fang Rong nodded with satisfaction, "Come and rub my back." ”

Because they couldn't touch each other behind their backs, the two of them often rubbed each other's backs or something, and they usually washed Fang Hua first, and then washed him after washing.

There is no way, who made Fang Hua not a little conscious, he is usually a very positive person, but he immediately withered when he took a bath.

But every time I honestly stand under the sprinkler head and let him ravage, occasionally the water will rub my eyes when the water enters my eyes, and the long eyelashes accumulate moisture, which looks hazy and unexpectedly cute.

Fang Hua took the bath and stood behind him to rub him, the man deserved to be rolled out of the mud, even if he didn't do anything, he was still sweating and muddy.

"Use some force."

"Hmm." He rubbed with all his strength, Fang Rong turned his back to him, his hands propped up on the wall, the lines of his back were slender, and water droplets flowed down his waist socket......

Fang Hua involuntarily stretched out to touch the place where the water droplets were concentrated, and as soon as his hand touched it, he was slapped in the face.

"Messing with what? Be honest. ”

"Oh." He withdrew his gaze and continued to rub his back.

The water rattled, Fang Rong crooked his neck, and while enjoying rubbing his back, he urged him to hurry up, and only told him to stop when it was almost over.

"Alright, go wash your underwear."

Fang Hua nodded, because he was forced to take a shower every day, and his underwear changed from one change to one change a day.

To be honest, Fang Rong is also a strange among men, taking a shower once a day, changing underwear, and not leaving overnight clothes.

The average man can't wait to take a shower for ten days and a half months, and not wash his clothes once a year and a half a year, and he is lazy.

Maybe it was the last time he helped Fang Rong wash his underwear, but this time Fang Hua was very conscious, so he helped him wash it too.

There is still a difference between the underwear of the two, Fang Hua generally likes to cut a hole so that he can release his tail, in fact, what he hates the most is wearing pants and underwear, so he thinks that the skirt is old and convenient, and he wants to do whatever he wants to do when he lifts the skirt.

But he's a man, everyone scolds him when they see him wearing a skirt, the instructor is, the teacher is too, after all, his light brain identity is written as a supernatural person, and the proper male doesn't explain.

Because he has transformed very few times, except for being forced to be helpless at the beginning, he has basically not changed since then, and he has not met an opponent, so everyone basically only knows his identity as an alien, and few people know that he is still a mutant.

He's also sullen, if you don't ask, I won't say it, and if you ask, I'll think about it.

Of course, it also depends on the person, if Fang Rong asks, the little ** will tell him how many yards.

Deeply reminded of that sentence, what is mine is yours, and yours is still yours.

In fact, he liked Fang Rong a lot, cared about him, used his things, and spent his money, which felt as if he was raising Fang Rong, properly satisfied.

After he washed his underwear, he also washed the clothes he changed today, of course, including Fang Rong's, Fang Rong was still washing his hair, he liked the feeling of being cool after taking a shower and washing his hair, but don't wash your hair so diligently, you will get skin diseases.

So basically let Fang Hua wash every two days, he himself washed once a day, every time he washed his hair, Fang Hua could find something else to do, such as washing clothes and drying underwear.

The hangers are all taken in advance, and no one is urging them today, so they can be done slowly.

After everything was done, I ran out in a hurry, and when I got to the door, I realized that I forgot to bring the key.

o（゜ロ゜）o

"Didn't you get the key? Where to put it? The two of them looked confused.

It's embarrassing to wear only panties or something.

"o(⊙_⊙)o" continues to be confused.

"Forget it, you help me see if anyone is coming, someone comes and covers it with a towel, and I use my ability to see if I can open the door." His ability can control things, and he should be able to, but be familiar with the ideas.

Because the door lock looks simple on the outside, but it is actually quite complicated on the inside, it took him a few minutes to get it done, and he was so anxious that his head was sweating.

The worst thing was that the door next door suddenly opened, and the little girl walked out last time.

Seeing the two of them sneaky, they couldn't help but stare at a few times without clothes.

"Cover it with a towel." Fortunately, every time I took a bath, I carried a bath towel with me, and I opened it to block the two of them, "Stupid, let me block it too." ”

What does it mean to block yourself?

The little girl too, scolded them for being hooligans two days ago, and today she looked here vigorously, and she was embarrassed.

The door opened with a click, and he quickly slipped inside.

Fang Hua was still slow, he was pulled in, and sure enough, important things couldn't be handed over to him, let him forget the key today, let him forget to take his underwear yesterday, and fainted.

"Do you have a bad memory?" No wonder I didn't go to school for a few days and almost lost my IQ to a pig.

It seems that it is necessary to buy him some brain-tonifying things, and they all say that they will eat and buy two pig brains in two days.

However, the current pig brain has too much water, which may not be useful.

Fang Hua shook his head, in fact, he has a good memory, he almost can't forget it, he can't stop his mind from being absent, and he loves to be distracted.

When he was far away from Fang Rong, he couldn't help but think about him, his mind was full of him, so he couldn't keep up with this study.

"I'll make up for you later, and I'll make up for what I owe during this time." The military academy study program is divided into liberal arts and martial arts, and ordinary people only need to choose one, but Fang Hua has a special situation, he was born halfway, and he has no foundation at all, so he has to go to both.

Wu Ke also said that it is how to activate abilities, use some techniques, and discover slightly more powerful functions.

The liberal arts are miserable, the mathematics and Chinese are procrastinating, and Yan zhòng is dragging back.

Fortunately, this is similar to the knowledge of the university he went to before, and now everyone's life expectancy has been extended, college students are no longer expensive, and doctors and masters can run all over the place, not to mention college students, who are basically equivalent to previous high school students, and it is difficult to find a job when they go out of society.

Fang Hua didn't have any foundation before, he had to write down what he talked about every time he was in class, and then start with the basic check, which was why he had to stay up late every day.

Sometimes I feel sorry for him and want him to go to bed early, but if he doesn't study, he will have no interest, and he is like a parent who breaks his heart for Fang Hua every day.

Clothing and residence have to pay attention to everything, fortunately he does not have the vanity of ordinary people, likes to compare or something, and because he is beautiful and capricious, someone often buys him this and buys one, at first he did not accept it, and he was full of discipline, and then he was accustomed to it when he sent more people, and he hugged everything home.

The bright colors are left, and the colors are not bright and thrown away, because the vision is not good, and they often treat the garbage as gold and jade, and the gold and jade as garbage, and then bring back a pile of garbage.

Like what plush toys, roses, I always think that the bigger, the more beautiful, the brighter the color of the thing is good, expensive, and then it dies if it is not raised.

Fang Rong didn't know before, but then he picked up a valuable ring from the trash can, and when he asked, he knew that this idiot didn't know Taishan!

I don't know how many good things have been ruined.

Of course, of course, he didn't let Fang Hua accept such a valuable thing, because he always felt that there was a purpose, but Fang Hua agreed on the surface, and then still went his own way.

Continue to take back a pile of rags, I can't laugh or cry.

"Okay." If Fang Rong makes up for the class, it doesn't seem to be very difficult to study.

Fang Rong took out the textbook from his schoolbag, he chose Chinese, and opened a page casually for Fang Hua to read and try his foundation.

In later generations, there are many literary scholars, and the textbooks have changed a lot, this page is a realistic article, miscellaneous, the author's writing is delicate, and he is good at discovering the small people around him, and the characters in the text are basically small characters.

For example, in this one, the protagonist is a teenager who plows snow.

"The snow was falling from the sky, and the ground was hazy and covered in snow.

The snowflakes were as white as jade, scattered and gathered, fluttering, like butterflies, falling under the eaves for a while, on the branches of trees, and from time to time floating on pedestrians......"

"Stop, what did you just say?"

"Huh?" Fang Hua was puzzled, "Heavy snow......"

"I mean the last sentence." Fang Rong found the problem, "Read it again." ”

"Okay." He looked at the textbook and followed the previous year, "from time to time he fell on the pedestrian......

"(hang) pedestrians?"

"Well, isn't that right?"

"Of course not, this is a polyphonic word, pronounce (xing) pedestrian here." I don't even know this, how did I get rated as an excellent student?

"Oh." Fang Hua looked confused, "Heart." ”

"Okay."

"Heart."

"Okay, read it." Fang Rong's patience was gone, "I can't read the spanking anymore." ”

"Heart." o（⊙﹏⊙）o

"Come and spank yourself." Fang Rong patted his thigh.

Fang Hua was also honest, so he went over and lay on his lap and let him hit him three times.

"Read what?"

"Heart."

Syllable!

Hit it again.

"Read what?"

"Heart."

"Still not changing?" Keep playing.

Is the word 'line' so hard to pronounce? It is not scientific to teach ten times to make mistakes.

Wait a minute? Teach ten times ten times to read it wrong?

Something seems wrong?