High-energy early warning !! This chapter is very, very weird, although I tried to modify the remedy below, and in the end it was not weird...... TM has become a slight ghost!!!

Spoiler, the core content of this chapter is that 294 uses the sprinkler system in the classroom to cover Zhushan to exchange rolls......

Okay, spoilers are over, you can optionally skip this chapter, if you insist on watching it......

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"Hey?!!!!" Dashan's words containing a "huge" amount of information actually caused 294's mind to stop for 0.5 seconds, but it was only 0.5 seconds, after all, she was not an ordinary coffee machine......

"Is he trying to get ready to breed?" This was the first thought that came to 294's mind when he began to analyze the message contained in Dashan's words, and as for why this was the case, it was "due to" 294's "rich life experience"......

As for how a coffee machine can have such a weird "life experience", cough cough......

To be honest, 294 herself doesn't know when she appeared in that world, and she doesn't know when she has the ability to surpass her "kind"~ But that doesn't stop her from having her own long "life experience"~

She has had the past since she had the concept of "self......

She has appeared in commoner families, lived in wealthy aristocrats, is a frequent visitor to the thrift market, and has also had her own "glory" in high-end stores, of course, the places where she has stayed for the longest are coffee shops and Ji Jin Club......

In the days of the coffee shop, 294 can often "see" well-dressed human males sending messages to some gorgeously dressed females asking for ~AI, and the common means is to hold a device made of "carbon or some metal element", of course, there are also Oyama-san who use "paper" in this way, but the success rate is not high...... After success they will exchange saliva, and then that is, three or two days (years; The immortals do not have the concept of time~), they will reproduce the next generation......

When this kind of thing is seen too often, 294 becomes accustomed to it, and at the same time, she also gets a conjecture - humans do not have a fixed fa~qing~qi, once human males perform an activity called "confession", it means that they want to reproduce~

Then the life of Ji Jinhui "fleshed out and perfected" some of her conjectures from the other side......

Life in the Ji Jin Society294 has a richer emotions, and at the same time, she is more and more curious about human life, but I don't know what the reason is (this is the consciousness of the universe), after coming to the Ji Jin Society, 294 has never seen a human male again, which has a great impact on her and some other SCPs' choice of spiritual ideology......

The existence of the Ji Jin Club is very secret, and its existence is not known to most people, so once you join the Ji Jin Club, it can be said that in the outside world, you are a "dead man"~

"Ask! What does a long period of life-and-death camaraderie produce? ”

"Ji Qing ......"

Coupled with Ji Jin's black technology and some SCP magical abilities that are X years ahead of the outside world, the consequences can be imagined...... (Comprehend the spirit)

That's it, 294 came to a conclusion that he thought was correct - that there were ♀♂ ways for humans to reproduce, ♀♀ and ♂♂ (?!) ）……

However, for this situation, 294 has long been "prepared" ~*1

After a period of contemplation, 294 looked at the mountain with a serious face, and now is the moment when the answer is revealed!

Dashan looked at 294, who seemed to be about to say something, and swallowed...... Whether this is a gimmick used to attract people, I'm afraid only Dashan knows now~

"Takamatsu ......" 294 Before he could speak, a strange voice that seemed to be squeezed out of his throat suddenly sounded......

The sound of "......" made Dashan's body tremble suddenly, and after turning his head a little stiffly, Yuri, who exuded a rich black aura from behind, lowered his head and walked over slowly......

"Takamatsu...... Drag him out! Yuri grinned and showed a broken smile, she raised her head suddenly, her eyes emitted a strange red light, and she gave an order, and Takamatsu dragged the mountain directly to the outside of the classroom......

"These stupid people are really unreliable, Jiusi, it's up to you next~" After the mountain was dragged out, the black qi behind Yuri was swept away at once, and then she showed a smile to 294 that could melt ice and snow~

"No problem...... Leave it to you~" 294 nodded slowly, without any expression on his face......

"Then it's up to you~ Now I'm going to go to Dashan-kun to have a good chat (reread), he must have bothered you very much, right?" Without waiting for 294 to reply, Yuri turned around and walked towards the classroom door, where 294 vaguely seemed to see a "Minotaur Chieftain" roaring in the sky behind Yuri......

"I don't know why, but who is that, you still ask for more blessings......"

"Then let's get ready to start~" 294 calmly took out the umbrella that had been prepared a long time ago, and just as she was about to open it, she saw that the strings that were still bending forward in the frustrated body were already packing up their things~

"Hey! Strings, play ~ you come here for a while ~ " With a call from 294, the strings finally came back to their senses, although I don't know why, she still came to 294's side very obediently, and she came with the same doubtful play~

"Well, it's all here~ The one called Zhushan, pay attention~" 294 lifted the umbrella he had just put down, pressed the switch on the umbrella handle, and the umbrella popped open immediately.

"It's a little small......" 294 frowned as she looked at the popped umbrella~ A trace of blue light flashed in her eyes, and the umbrella immediately became larger......

"Next~" 294 opened the umbrella and made it bigger for a split second, and before the strings could react, the sprinkler device on the ceiling to extinguish the fire opened without warning!

A large amount of water is sprayed by the automatic sprinkler device, and I don't know why these sprinklers spray too much water than under normal circumstances~

"Add a fire~" The damage of the automatic sprinkler caused a lot of confusion, and 294 squinted at the data that were dullly dodging in the "rain" and showed a malicious smile~

Then an invisible spiritual fluctuation spread out from 294, this spiritual fluctuation cleverly avoided the strings, and Zhushan disappeared in an instant when he just reached the wall of the classroom, and the strings of data that were swept through the eyes of the NPCs by 294 spiritual fluctuations flowed over, and then they became crazy, and the scene was completely chaotic!

"Are you going to leave it here?" I was just about to go on a trip, and the obligation of the president of my student union was suddenly pulled by 294~

"Let's send Jiu Si out first, it's not very convenient for her to move, and it's not good if she gets injured by mistake again......" Xianzi also put forward his own suggestion in a timely manner......

"Well......" Yue's eyes flickered slightly, and finally nodded~

When Tsukiyama sent 294 away, he also took advantage of the chaos to complete the adjustment of the volume of the duet, as for why 294 suddenly took out an umbrella......

It doesn't matter anymore, no one has paid attention to it for a long time, except for her - Yuri Nakamura!

Note 1: SCPs who were once humans trained SCP-294 to prevent being poached, and if Yuri hadn't interrupted, SCP-294 would have replied like "I'm sorry, you're a good person...... " (laughs)

In emphasizing once,There is absolutely no bad idea in this chapter.,You must not think about it.,If you run into weidaoshi or renquanzuigaozhuyizhe or some erlengzi,It's also very distressing under it (Wangtian)