An Ping penetrated into a book he read a few months ago and became cannon fodder for no appearance in the book. Although I barely remember the key plot, I didn't have an egg.

First, in a few months, the world will have a total annihilation ending, with nothing but the protagonist and the villain.

Second, it is said that the author is incompetent in choosing a name, so the protagonist and the villain and a cannon fodder use similar names, and he can't remember who they are for a long time.

Third, the appearance of the male protagonist has never been clearly described in the book, but it often describes the male protagonist's rare big [mosaic] in the sky and on the ground through various channels.

…… So before finding the male protagonist and hugging his thighs, the first thing Anping needed to do was to throw away his temperament.

(Inspired by the discussion in the group of an article that the author described the attack on the mosaic several times as many times as the face23333)

Chapter 1

An Ping penetrated into a book he read a few months ago and became cannon fodder for no appearance in the book.

Cannon fodder has an unclear name, called Jimo lacquer carving.

Jimo and lacquer carving are all ancient and modern compound surnames that I don't know if there is.

The reason why Anping will know this is because the name Anping, in ancient times, was also a compound surname.

When An Ping didn't even know how to write his own name, An's father often held his son on his lap and showed off to him how knowledgeable and well-read he was, and at the same time had a little reasonable down-to-earthness, so he would give his son such an impeccable name:

The rhythm is harmonious, catchy, and literally contains parents' ardent expectations for their children's future. At the same time, it is one of the compound surnames in ancient China, although not many people know it, but the so-called refinement is not general, anyway, Father An doesn't look down on the kind of surname Ou who named his son Ouyang, it is a routine.

For his father's secondary two disease, which has not been cured for decades, the young man surnamed An, who saw through the facts too early, said that you are happy.

But it is precisely because of the early enlightenment of the problem of compound surnames that when Anping was in his early teens, the Internet was rising and a large group of Ouyang Nangong and Bei Ying Huangfu emerged, in the face of countless male and female readers, while reading and shouting that these names are so pure and unpretentious, An Ping calmly turned the page, saying that these are all bewitching and cheap that he has long been accustomed to. Goods.

However, Anping didn't expect that one day in the future, he would also be planted with such a bewitching cheap. Merchant.

It was a certain year after the trend of resuming surnames had passed, and Anping, who occasionally searched for Taowen at the end of the series, found a fight-style upgrade stream male protagonist article near the end of the serial.

Due to the author's incompetence in choosing a name, this article has a setting: all those who worship the sect where the male protagonist is located must change their surname to "Jimo".

And this article is full of Jimo XX from beginning to end, from the opening to the present, it is said that there are two most controversial topics. One is what kind of ending will the author's little goblin play this time, and the second is the male protagonist...... Can't lift it.

Is there a difference between not being able to lift and not lifting?

Of course there is.,The former means,There's no problem with the male protagonist's function in some aspects.,It's also very xing to the harem three thousand.。 However, something is always interrupted at a critical moment. Sometimes the male protagonist is still alive and well in the crotch after overturning the enemy.,But the harem has long been physically exhausted/fainted/taken away by the enemy's accomplices.。 The male protagonist, who is hard and still has a little bottom line, is not good to find someone else, so he can only do it himself with grievances.

In this way, Zhang Zhang drove a visual sense.,Zhang Zhang doesn't drive or simply has a car accident.,The flirtatious person is like a fire.,Hungry and thirsty can't wait to replace the male protagonist himself.。 The author allows you to coerce and lure you to roll around, and he will not move. Over time, the male protagonist of this article has an additional title:

Can't lift it.

It's not that I don't lift it, but I want to lift it but I can't.

It's really tearful.

In fact, the reason why this question has become the second topic of debate is inextricably linked to the first topic, that is, how the author intends to end.

Because according to the unanimous summary of countless people who have come over, this author loves to write newspaper articles.

As one of the well-known authors of the end, this gentleman has three completed works so far. An Ping didn't read his previous article, after all, it was too late for him to fall into this pit when he knew this, but after watching the pain of his predecessors up close, he had no intention of further masochism.

But he still heard some of the details of this author's newspaper. For example, in his last closing article, there was no large-scale net cleaning activity at that time, so he walked a upgrade stream closer to the action of the stallion harem.

And the ending of that article is that the male protagonist who has finally accumulated the energy gauge has soared into the sky and become the first new god on the continent in nearly a thousand years. The new God-King decided to have another collective attack with his harem before leaving this world. Unexpectedly, the thousands of harems who were about to be pulled out of Diao ruthlessly had resentment, and in the end, everyone took a drug and worked together to exhaust the God King to death.

END。

It is said that when they saw this ending at that time, one-third of the readers vomited blood, one-third went to see a psychiatrist with mental impotence, and one-third went to the article every day to brush up negative scores.

However, just like the male protagonist of the new article can't lift the problem, the author with excellent psychological quality takes care of himself and does his own thing. It turns out that there are a lot of stealth shake M in this world.,Maybe some of them are curious about what kind of crazy news the next author can make.,In short, the result is...... When the author opens a new article, more people read it.

And the innocent and ignorant An Ping stepped into this pit like this.

But that was a few months ago, when An Ping saw the latest chapter in one go, and after chasing a few more chapters, he abandoned the article because the author broke off. Later, I occasionally turned it back to see that it was not over, so I decided to quietly fatten it until the end.

Then he wore it, and after a few months, he even forgot about the plot of the article.

Dressed as a disciple who does not appear in the book, that is, ink lacquer carving.

Pierce, I can't remember what the male protagonist's name is.

Chapter 2

In fact, it stands to reason that even if you forget what the male protagonist's name is, it's not that you can't recognize the male protagonist through other means.

What's more, although he was inexplicably worn into this world, Anping himself didn't have any thoughts about the male protagonist. He can stay away from the male protagonist and the plot, and concentrate on finding a way back.

However, this is the biggest problem at the moment.

Squatting in the grass and drawing circles for half an hour, Anping looked at the bleak plot of the few under his hands, and was simply irritated and wanted to weed manually.

Fall! Why is it that a person can remember the plot when he wears it, and it is clear that the protagonist has done something in a certain place in a certain year and month, and then makes full use of the plot to brush up on favorability. And he just wore a few strokes that didn't like to write the protagonist's face, and he didn't have any impression, except for three or five important plot clips, Mao couldn't figure out the text!

Is this discrimination against non-brain-dead fans? Despise him for not having the ability to forget! Even if he doesn't remember the plot and the male protagonist - Meow's really may be a dog......

Thinking of this, Anping's resentment was like a balloon that had been pricked by a needle, and it leaked clean with a "poof".

I only barely watched it twice half a year ago, and it's still an unfinished version. He recalled for a long time and used a branch as a pen to strengthen his memory, his squatting legs were numb, and the last thing he remembered added up to less than 300 words.

As I said before, this is a story of the male protagonist's upgrade, and most of the time it's nothing more than a fight and a bang (attempt) to live and ...... Ah, don't rise, rise, rise. Except for some broken fragments that can't even be connected, Anping only remembers two major events.

First, the male protagonist and the villain are closed disciples of the same sect and the same master on the same day, and 70% of them are describing their friendship before the break. Just when readers felt that the relationship between the two could be turned into love, Jiyou's mask was torn off and he smiled evilly and said that it was all a lie.

Second, when the full text is 90% of the time, the villain and protagonist tearing up with a sudden change in the painting style have finally come to an end. In order to compete for the only possibility of becoming a god, the final battle between the two took seven seven and forty-nine days, and as a result, they destroyed the entire cultivation realm with excessive force.

The two culprits looked at the night and returned to the wild and ancient continent, except for paramecium-level creatures, and suddenly realized that they put down the butcher's knife and became gods.

Then the two who finally became gods did not ascend, but chose to learn Nuwa Pangu...... Don't think crookedly, they choose to use their power to move mountains and seas to restore this devastated world.

As a result, the style of this article has changed, from upgrading to a god to an inspirational story of the construction of a retired old cadre......

Then the author broke off.

Hehe.

At that time, how much Anping wanted to climb into the author's house in the middle of the night to throw the blade on the TV, and now how much he wants to throw soap for the male protagonist.

It is said that after he abandoned the article, the author wrote something intermittently, but it never ended. In the past, he chose to wait for the end before slaughtering, but he didn't expect that he might finish before seeing the ending.

Thinking so, An Ping pulled out his disciple nameplate from his arms. This is what is mentioned in the article.,The sect where the male protagonist is located-Canghai School, every non-personal disciple has something.,The name of the sect is engraved on the front.,On the reverse side is the name of the disciple and the date.。

Because it is difficult to make such a thing as a natal lamp, only a disciple can have it. This nameplate contains his own blood, which changes color when the disciple dies, and freezes the time on it. In the event of a major collective disaster, the sect can confirm the survival status of the disciple and the date of the death according to the information on the sign.

And on the back of this brand, it is written on January 1 of the first year of the first year, that is, ink carved lacquer.

An author who is incompetent in choosing a name, encounters a reader who has difficulty remembering names. Their brain waves met at this moment, and their minds and bodies resonated tacitly.

…… What a ghost!

It's a Chinese who have an impression of these three words! Everyone knows what April 1st is for! Should he thank the author for writing such an easy-to-remember date!

- So in ten days, the villain will have to tear off his disguise;

- There are still three full months, and the male protagonist and the villain will be destroyed together.

And the bitter young man named Anping, holding a sign that has no use except for the date and name, carrying a head of paste that has nothing to do with the character plot, thinking hard about how to recognize the radish named the male protagonist from a pot of stews in ten days.

The author has something to say:

I'm going to be a flying Arashiko

Don't stop me from letting me fly [flapping my wings.]

The question to be discussed in this chapter is: How many times did readers who remember all the big and small plots after wearing the book, especially the ones with millions of words in large lengths, copy the original book? [doge]

Chapter 3

"Teacher, senior brother...... Please be light-hearted......"

"Plop la la."

"@#$%&, it's Master's summons again."

Senior Brother Youhu is trying to mess with the little fresh meat he just fell in love with.

Senior Brother Youhu was temporarily called away again before he succeeded, this time it was an urgent summons from Shi Shuzu (Master Youhu).

Jia, the junior disciple of a certain sect who was too lazy to think about the name, looked at the back of Jimo Youhu who was dissatisfied with the fox, and the sad eyes of the little fresh meat who was left in the room and didn't know which mountain, I didn't know whether to envy or sympathize.

But he still dutifully walked over and motioned for the other party to get up: "This ...... Senior brother, since Senior Brother Youhu was called by his uncle and ancestor, I am afraid that he will not be able to return for a while. After all, there are rules in the faction, if you have nothing else to do, you can go down the mountain to rest, and after the senior brother is done, I will look for you. ”

That being said, according to his previous experience, Senior Brother Bacheng didn't even remember this junior brother's face, let alone look for it again.

But reassuring people still needs to be in place.

The clothes on the junior brother's body were half undone, and there was still a faint red of emotion on his face. Hearing this, he hesitated, thought about it, looked up and asked him, "If I insist on waiting here, will it embarrass Senior Brother Youhu?" ”

A must! A nodded without hesitation, and by the way, he finally couldn't stand it and helped the other party pull up the collar.

“…… Well, then, I will go back and wait. ”

The junior brother said and took the belt in his hand and tied it neatly for himself. Then he looked at Jia with a pair of Danfeng eyes, and said with some expectation: "This senior brother, if you mention it after Senior Brother Youhu comes back, please be sure to tell him that Ah Ruan has been waiting for him on the shore of Xiaoqing Lake in the past." ”

A nodded in response, but at the same time, in his heart, he lit a piece of wax for this junior brother.

Poor yo, another beautiful fresh meat junior brother, but a beautiful heart is wrong.

This A is one of the sweeping disciples of Jimo Youhu Cave Mansion, and he is also one of the lucky people who can observe this "Three Heroes of the Sea" up close.

And A's long-term impression is that Senior Brother Youhu is really like the legend, attracting countless senior sisters, senior brothers, younger brothers and younger brothers and sisters to go forward and follow each other, and he is a killer of the same family.

And, as the legend goes, Senior Brother Youhu will always be beaten, beaten, and interrupted at a critical time every time.

[A male protagonist, a villain, and a cannon fodder who seems to have been brought by a dog during the last battle. The three people are called the three pillars, and they have the same attraction effect as a magnet for the three groups of the same gate, the outer door, and the non-human people, regardless of men and women. 】

An Ping pouted and squatted on the ground, and dug in his memories for a long time before he could barely remember such a one.

However, it was useless, and after remembering this, he not only became even more unable to tell who was who, but also changed the number of objects he needed to distinguish from two to three.

Because these three peach blossom Jimo Sanjie have the same debuff as one of the male protagonists, which is 100% interrupted when it snaps.

"This is not Jimo Sanjie at all, it's Jimo Sanjie...... There's nothing wrong with tossing like this.,Should I say it's worthy of the male master's golden finger?,Ah? ”

The more I think about it, the more indignant I become, especially as a man, the difference in ability in some aspects is really a problem that is often talked about. In addition, he felt that he couldn't wear it back for a while, and Anping's cranial nerves, which were originally thinking about the plot, accidentally drilled the tip of the horns and ran to the aspect of "why they didn't get sick no matter how they tossed".

After thinking about it for a while, I realized that I had a fork, and at the same time, because of the second squat, my leg muscles began to feel soreness and numbness in a short period of time. An Ping looked at a clean stone next to him, and there was no one around, so he sat on the stone happily.

Youhu who came out of the master, with the long-practiced conditioned reflex, most of the thoughts that were eliminated, and a small part of the remnants that were about to be eliminated, rushed to a quiet lake in the mountain behind the sect to purify the soul, and saw such a scene-

The thin young man in the sect uniform was half-leaning on a white stone, his eyes fell on the muddy ground by the lake, and he was almost distracted. The surface of the lake not far away was blown by the wind, and there was a trace of ripples, and the water vapor hit his jade-like smooth face, and his dark eyes suddenly lit up.

Then the graceful curved lips moved slightly, revealing an unusually moving arc.

At this moment, his heart was pounding—

Youhu: Ahhhhh!!h

The author has something to say:

There are no normal people in this article, except for those who are affected (probably).

Well, don't repeat the second time.

"Teacher, senior brother...... Please be light-hearted......"

"Plop la la."

"@#$%&, it's Master's summons again."

Senior Brother Youhu is trying to mess with the little fresh meat he just fell in love with.

Senior Brother Youhu was temporarily called away again before he succeeded, this time it was an urgent summons from Shi Shuzu (Master Youhu).

Jia, the junior disciple of a certain sect who was too lazy to think about the name, looked at the back of Jimo Youhu who was dissatisfied with the fox, and the sad eyes of the little fresh meat who was left in the room and didn't know which mountain, I didn't know whether to envy or sympathize.

But he still dutifully walked over and motioned for the other party to get up: "This ...... Senior brother, since Senior Brother Youhu was called by his uncle and ancestor, I am afraid that he will not be able to return for a while. After all, there are rules in the faction, if you have nothing else to do, you can go down the mountain to rest, and after the senior brother is done, I will look for you. ”

That being said, according to his previous experience, Senior Brother Bacheng didn't even remember this junior brother's face, let alone look for it again.

But reassuring people still needs to be in place.

The clothes on the junior brother's body were half undone, and there was still a faint red of emotion on his face. Hearing this, he hesitated, thought about it, looked up and asked him, "If I insist on waiting here, will it embarrass Senior Brother Youhu?" ”

A must! A nodded without hesitation, and by the way, he finally couldn't stand it and helped the other party pull up the collar.

“…… Well, then, I will go back and wait. ”

The junior brother said and took the belt in his hand and tied it neatly for himself. Then he looked at Jia with a pair of Danfeng eyes, and said with some expectation: "This senior brother, if you mention it after Senior Brother Youhu comes back, please be sure to tell him that Ah Ruan has been waiting for him on the shore of Xiaoqing Lake in the past." ”

A nodded in response, but at the same time, in his heart, he lit a piece of wax for this junior brother.

Poor yo, another beautiful fresh meat junior brother, but a beautiful heart is wrong.

This A is one of the sweeping disciples of Jimo Youhu Cave Mansion, and he is also one of the lucky people who can observe this "Three Heroes of the Sea" up close.

And A's long-term impression is that Senior Brother Youhu is really like the legend, attracting countless senior sisters, senior brothers, younger brothers and younger brothers and sisters to go forward and follow each other, and he is a killer of the same family.

And, as the legend goes, Senior Brother Youhu will always be beaten, beaten, and interrupted at a critical time every time.

[A male protagonist, a villain, and a cannon fodder who seems to have been brought by a dog during the last battle. The three people are called the three pillars, and they have the same attraction effect as a magnet for the three groups of the same gate, the outer door, and the non-human people, regardless of men and women. 】

An Ping pouted and squatted on the ground, and dug in his memories for a long time before he could barely remember such a one.

However, it was useless, and after remembering this, he not only became even more unable to tell who was who, but also changed the number of objects he needed to distinguish from two to three.

Because these three peach blossom Jimo Sanjie have the same debuff as one of the male protagonists, which is 100% interrupted when it snaps.

"This is not Jimo Sanjie at all, it's Jimo Sanjie...... There's nothing wrong with tossing like this.,Should I say it's worthy of the male master's golden finger?,Ah? ”

The more I think about it, the more indignant I become, especially as a man, the difference in ability in some aspects is really a problem that is often talked about. In addition, he felt that he couldn't wear it back for a while, and Anping's cranial nerves, which were originally thinking about the plot, accidentally drilled the tip of the horns and ran to the aspect of "why they didn't get sick no matter how they tossed".

After thinking about it for a while, I realized that I had a fork, and at the same time, because of the second squat, my leg muscles began to feel soreness and numbness in a short period of time. An Ping looked at a clean stone next to him, and there was no one around, so he sat on the stone happily.

Youhu who came out of the master, with the long-practiced conditioned reflex, most of the thoughts that were eliminated, and a small part of the remnants that were about to be eliminated, rushed to a quiet lake in the mountain behind the sect to purify the soul, and saw such a scene-

The thin young man in the sect uniform was half-leaning on a white stone, his eyes fell on the muddy ground by the lake, and he was almost distracted. The surface of the lake not far away was blown by the wind, and there was a trace of ripples, and the water vapor hit his jade-like smooth face, and his dark eyes suddenly lit up.

Then the graceful curved lips moved slightly, revealing an unusually moving arc.

At this moment, his heart was pounding—

Youhu: Ahhhhh!!h