Don't worship brother? Brother is just a legend?

I'll go to your sister's legend!

Seeing Qiu Yangxin's Weibo, many netizens quarreled again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qiu Yang enjoys the pleasure of being "scolded" by fans and netizens, it's not that he is cheap, but these guys who scold him without swearing are all his die-hard fans!

It is precisely because of this that Qiu Yang will post on Weibo again and again to scold fans on the street, but what he never expected was that the combat effectiveness of these netizens was so strong!

In less than four days, 9 million comments have been replied to!

Of course, this also shows that at least 20 million of his 30 million fans are zombie fans, or inactive diving fans. 9 million comments, it is estimated that it is posted by tens of millions of netizens, after all, there are many netizens and fans who post dozens or even hundreds of comments in a row.

Qiu Yang's hometown is very lively at this time, and the neighbors come to watch TV and chat about family life together after dinner.

"Xiaoyang is so promising, he even has a CCTV show!" An aunt hugged her three-year-old chubby grandson and said with envy.

Qiu's mother said lightly: "Hey, this is just a children's show, nothing to do." ”

"No, it's great to be a star on a TV show!"

"It's time! The show is on! Qiu's mother pinched the fleshy face of the little chubby baby next to her, and said, "Little chubby dun has watched the show, this show is specially made for you children." ”

On the TV screen, the program "The Great Windmill" began to broadcast......

In China, the audience who watched the "Big Windmill" program because of Qiu Yang was instantly thundered!

"me! It's so spicy! What a stupid mushroom head! ”

"Haha, where did this self-confidence come from? Dare to wear a mushroom head to appear! ”

"Not to mention, it looks like it's a lot more childlike, this guy is really weird with a variety of styles!"

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"Haha, Qiu Yang's appearance as the big bad wolf is too obscene!"

"I'll go, the story of "Little Rabbit" is actually made up by Qiu Yang! I didn't think this guy would have this kind of skill! ”

"Little rabbit, open the door, hurry up, I'm going to come in......"

"I'm rubbing, the nursery rhyme here is poisonous!"

"Haha, I was brainwashed by this children's song, I can't help but want to sing two sentences, it's so shameful!"

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"Hold the grass, this story and children's song are actually Qiu Yang's works?"

"Awesome my brother, I feel that this story is very educational! Traffickers are so hateful, and this story is a good lesson for children not to open the door to strangers and not to trust strangers. ”

"This is definitely a brainwashing divine comedy, I can actually sing it after listening to it once, and this song keeps echoing in my head!"

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Qiu Yang added his own ideas to the fairy tale "Little Rabbit is Obedient", and also revised the content.

Because today's children are really too bearish, if it is released according to the original fairy tale, the story will have some more safety hazards at that time.

The original story is like this, the big bad wolf learned the little rabbit mother to sing and wanted to trick the little rabbits into opening the door, and then the little rabbit asked the big bad wolf to put his tail in to confirm the authenticity, so the big bad wolf put his tail in, seeing that the tail was wrong, the little rabbits immediately closed the door and clamped the big bad wolf's big tail, and finally the little rabbit mother went home and beat the big bad wolf away, and the big bad wolf went back to the mountain with the broken tail.

The above is the content of the original story, and it is this paragraph that Qiu Yang has modified. Because this plot is easy to mislead children, if you really meet a bad guy who wants to enter the house, the child also opens the door and asks the bad guy to stretch out his hand or foot to come in and take a look, then it will end up causing a tragedy!

So Qiu Yang erased and modified this plot!

There is also a father's version in the children's rhyme, Qiu Yang also added a father's version, lest the bear children only open the door to their mother in the future, and not to open the door to their father.

After all, many of today's children play cards out of common sense!

In last year's news, there were bear children who imitated cooking their friends after watching "Pleasant Goat Big Wolf", although it didn't work out in the end, but the impact of this incident was too bad!

There are also bear children who watched "Bear Infested" and took a chainsaw toy to blind other friends, just thinking about it is sad!

Therefore, Qiu Yang specially modified the story of "Little Rabbit" for the bear child, so as not to put the responsibility on him after the bear child's accident.

Qiu Yang's hometown, after watching the live-action story of "Little Rabbit Obedient" performed by his son, Qiu Yang's parents were also a little speechless, because their son's appearance and acting skills were too unbearable to look at directly, but this story is really good, even Xiao Fat Dun will sing two little rabbit obedient children's songs after watching it, which shows how influential it is!

Thirty minutes passed quickly, and this episode of "The Big Windmill" was over!

At this time, Qiu Yang's Weibo began to be lively again. Before the show was broadcast, he posted on Weibo to provoke netizens and fans, asking everyone to watch his performance obediently, and finally said don't worship him, he is just a legend!

Now, many netizens and fans have begun to worship him!

"Awesome my legend! Today's knee is left for you! ”

"Okay, this fairy tale is well written, and today the uncle will serve you!"

"This kind of children's program makes sense! Why do I feel that as long as Qiu Yang's shows are so distinctive and good-looking? ”

"Now there should be more children's programs like this on TV, all day long are those vulgar and indiscriminate variety shows, it's useless!"

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Sioux City TV.

"What do you think?" The director of Sioux City TV specially watched "The Big Windmill", and unexpectedly thirty minutes had passed unconsciously, and they still had a feeling that they were still unfinished, and then the show was over.

Director Wei said: "The story and the content of the program are great, I really don't understand what Qiu Yang's brain is made of?" Even children's programs were made so attractive by him! ”

"yes, this guy is amazing, he feels like he can do anything!"

"I don't know if the ratings of "Big Windmill" will increase significantly, after all, children's programs are too niche, even if Qiu Yang is here, it is estimated that the ratings will not be much higher."

"I think the ratings should be 1%! After all, his publicity on Weibo in the early stage was too popular, and tens of millions of comments were replied! ”

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The next day, many TV stations are looking forward to the announcement of the ratings of "Big Windmill", for everyone, whether Qiu Yang can create a ratings legend depends on the ratings of this episode of "Big Windmill"! (To be continued.) )