Chapter 141: Hello, New Capable One (1)
"Tianyun, attached is the 17th research material on superpowers that you urgently need, as well as a list of all the supernatural beings we know now. But no one named Kirino was found. ”
"That's what has been added in the last few decades, the same one in the Bear Country. Good work, long beard. ”
"Well, after all, research on superpowers like us has already begun. Most of the research is led by us superpowers, and even the subjects are not only researched ourselves. So there's so much information. Emma and I are one of the few old immortals who are still interested in computers and high technology. Sad! The long beard was cheeky and endured Tianyun's condolences, and moved the chair again, deliberately revealing stacks and bundles of yellowed paper materials behind him.
"Don't you just want to eat and drink? Didn't Ida Jinglong already bring you a case of wine for me a few days ago? You haven't received it yet? ”
"What? A box? Damn, I was like, why would you want this bastard to just give me a glass of wine tied with plastic wrap, don't you want to find fault? I see! I see! Whew...... Wow, I'm. No, if you don't beat him up, I don't have a good heart. Tianyun, you wait for me for a while, it only takes ten minutes, I don't teach him a lesson for his ancestor, he really treats me as just his brother. ”
Tianyun's long beard in front of the computer screen lifted his long beard, which was enough to mop the floor, and left the camera angrily. "O(∩_∩)Ohahaha~. Jinglong Ida, you're really welcome, a big box of wine, 24 bottles of wine. You even kept only one cup for the long beard? I originally estimated that you were secretly drinking half of it, but I really underestimated you. As a big hero who slashes ghosts and spirits and demons, what about your discipline and your lower limit? ”
"As time went by, they slipped away. And the slut who mixed a lot of ordinary fruit wine in 24 bottles of wine is not qualified to say me! ”
"Hey, you're back?"
"Ho ho ho, it turns out that Tianyun, you stinky boy is not a good person, right?" Lao Dou, who appeared before someone came out of his beard, followed the figure of Jingtian Jinglong and stepped into the rainbow illusion.
"Ahh If you have something to say, don't rush to do it! There was a loud bang, and in addition to the computer that Tianyun raised his hand to protect, in the rainbow fantasy world, a simple treehouse built by Tianyun himself and the base of the treehouse, a towering tree with a diameter of more than ten meters fell apart under the dust of the long-bearded waste.
"Brother, this trick makes the Yellow Dragon cover top quite beautiful, but what do you mean by even beating me?" Ida Jinglong, who was also shrouded in the dust of the long beard, was unfortunately hung up, and took the hat that still had half of the remaining half in his hand to the long beard and scolded him angrily.
"Don't pretend to be a good person. You deserve it the same way as Tianyun. Come on, come on, Tianyun, this stinky boy eats me a dust, and you deserve to be stabbed by my peachwood rune sword. With a snort, a boulder where Jing Long was standing was also pierced with a fist-sized perforation.
"Hey, it's time to stop. Don't take our respect for the elderly for cowardice. But he didn't wait for Jing Long to finish speaking.
"You bastards, did my noodle stall provoke you?" The bald Obiko also rushed into the battlefield with a large soup spoon and the shadow of himself drenched in noodle soup.
For a moment, the dust, the blade, the beam, and the soup spoon that shouldn't have been there clanged non-stop, and once touched, the ground exploded like thunder. The originally cold and silent Lin Hai Snow Field instantly turned into a three-dimensional exercise venue.
"Whew!" *2
"Ah, Zhuang. You stupid! What are you hitting me for? Jing Long was slapped by Xiao Zhuang, and then successfully practiced the magic power of soaring clouds and fog.
"Oh!" The long beard holding the talisman sword was unfortunately covered by the space-time realm above Xiao Qiang's head, and he instantly had a unique experience of rejuvenating until childhood, well, he disappeared.
The long beard reappeared a few seconds later, "Oh, I'm back from 1889." The Eiffel Tower in Paris was built, and it was the flag of country F that was raised to the top of the tower given to me by Gustave or Gustave. ”
"Well, it's monumental. I'll fight! ”
Chickens, dogs, chickens, geese, cocks, eggs, chirps......, chirps
"Then let's continue according to the plan that was originally agreed. Next time, you are not allowed to drink and eat my labor fees secretly, understand, little brother Jingtian Jinglong? The long beard that was shortened by a long beard half-squatted and patted Jinglong Ida, who was already lying in the slush and panting. You have to know that ginger is still old and spicy, ah? Then he stepped out of the illusion with three boxes of fine wine compensated by Tianyun and his face full of mud and snow.
"Long beard, you are an old immortal, you actually took away my own wine bottle from me, you shameless death, xxxxxxxx ......"
"Okay, I've got this bottle for you. Get up. You're going to go to the raging country to the north. The drinks there are all served as tea. "In the sound of eating noodles, Tianyun threw a military kettle on Jinglong's head." You can drink it vigorously, and the bath is still wine, and you can soak it while drinking. ”
"It makes sense, although it's a little worse than the wine in the Dragon Kingdom and us, but it's still wine. Bald, bring me a bowl of noodles too. Add more sauce. ”
"You wait a little while for me to renail this bench." Orbik said as he took a hammer and took a handful of nails from the shadow with his big mouth. "Otherwise, how would I do business at a noodle stall in the Middle East at night?" You must know that they are all local tyrants, and the price of a bowl of soba noodles is at least three times that of here. ”
"I'm starving, I'll do it." Ida Iryu took his own katana and tried to step forward to help nail it and, "Oops, it's too hard." ”
"Help me die, bastard. Shadow, spray him! ”
In the flames of shadows, the quarter of the hat that Ida Iharyu was carrying still did not escape the catastrophe, completely turning into pitch-black ash and sprinkling it on the muddy snow.
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"No outsiders!" Horii looked at Tianyun's terrifying half-exposed head, and replied angrily.
"Come on, come on, the bald Obik Gufa special soba noodles are here!" Hearing that there was no problem in the Victory Team Headquarters, Tianyun immediately opened the spatial passage, and along with the cold air of the Lin Hai Snow Field in the Rainbow Illusion, the fragrant miso soup aroma of soba noodles poured in.
"Oh!" Several teammates rushed forward one after another, and one of them picked up a bowl of steaming soba noodles and ate it, and after a while, he was sweating profusely. And since I learned that there are a lot of delicious things in Tianyun, the two old Doudou who come more often than usual are naturally the same.
"Ha, this noodle and this soup are so delicious. Every time, I feel that after eating this noodles, I have all improved my insomnia, cervical spine, and lumbar spine problems. Oh, thanks. Sawai took the tissue that Shinshin handed him and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"I've finally found my current address. That old bean of Sawai, do you think this is a perfect tonic ointment made by the gods? How can there be such a god? Tianyunkou, who was sitting in front of the main computer and quickly flipping through the information, responded incorrectly. [There is indeed a dosage of herbs that you can adapt to absorbing.] I don't dare to directly send you even a little bit of life energy. The last time I went to see my mother-in-law, she actually had two big molars! While chewing on the yak jerky that I wanted to eat before, but couldn't eat it, I asked me if it was magical. I ......]
"You kid handled the Licun incident well. Otherwise, Sawai would have to transfer him back to Europe. After all, your victory team is the unit that can best implement Sawai's wishes in the Far East Headquarters. The stinky old bean picked up a kelp knot and stuffed it into his mouth, and continued to eat noodles with a sigh.
"That's, don't look at who the puppet is? It just so happens that Sawai Laodou is here, and the Dismond N that appeared in the metropolis last time you handed over to me to deal with the Dismon 1, 2, 3 and other branch jurisdictions that appeared, and all the final dispositions of Dismon have been summarized. Well, it's all in this folder. Noting down the address at a glance, Tianyun handed a blue folder in his hand to Sawai.
"Well, that's good." Zejing drank the soup while flipping through the information summarized by Tianyun, "If I knew you were doing it so fast, I could have let your captain rest for a few more days." There was no need to rush back from the American branch to suppress the formation. ”
"Hey, Tianyun. Sister, I want to thank you so much. Megumi Kuruma made scissor hands at Tianyun with a earned expression on her face. So that I can accompany Chiki to cherry blossom viewing and Sensoji Temple for a few days. Of course, I also want to thank Ye Rui, thank you for always taking the time to accompany my family Zhishu. ”
"It's nothing, Captain. Chiki's hobbies are quite close to mine. I'm also glad to have a good friend who is younger than me but also proficient in a lot of computer technology. Ye Rui, who is only 18 years old this year, smiled childishly. I really talked to him. ”
"We at TPC have been advocating for harmony with the earth's environment and living things. That's why I want you to have the same close relationship with your family and friends. When possible, we should all be more concerned about our family and friends. After swallowing the last shutter meat, Sawai wiped his mouth and made a suggestion to everyone present, "No matter how busy you are, you have to take the time to talk to your family on the phone." I will include this suggestion in the daily life rules of TPC. Since there are so many workaholics here, I will use radio and text messages or other means to remind my colleagues during my daily meals. ”
"Hahaha, this is good. Our first support from the Police Department! Balancing work and family! None of them can be ignored! ”
"Well, Superintendent, on behalf of all of you in our winning team, I would also like to express my very support." As the captain of a victory team and the mother of a child, Megumi Koma feels deeply about this, maybe she is a good captain who is dutiful, but when it comes to being a mother, her rating is definitely not qualified.
"Well, thank you, Director. The captain I asked for leave in the afternoon, and Chizuru always said that I didn't have time to go out on a date with her. Captain, you'll definitely approve it, right? ”
"You dead fatty. The captain and I also took leave in the afternoon, and I want to buy a hat for Mayumi again, which is a New Year's gift. ”
"Oh, can this really be the case? That's great, Lina and I should take time off as well. I haven't been to see my mother-in-law for three days. ”
Megumi Juma looked at a group of living treasures under his command with a smile, "You have all taken leave, and the victory team will be the commander of the light pole with me and the vice captain?" ”
"No, you go home to accompany Zhishu to increase and cultivate the relationship between mother and son, and make up for the shortcomings of more than ten years. Command, follow you, be your and Zhishu's bodyguard, thug part-time bag and carry goods. Ye Rui can go to the computer game city to challenge more game masters. I've already arranged it for you. ”
"Thanks, then I can take this opportunity to disband the victory team completely, old man, right?" Sawai teased with the juice that Lina had just warmed.
O(∩_∩)O hahaha~
I recommend a piece I saw in Baidu Tieba in the intermediary Hui Bar called "Sakura and Mother (Knowing the Tree Angle,CP is uncertain)", the author is Ali. The writing is very beautiful, and the feelings are also very delicately described.