29. Yanshen 28
Inside the Valhalla Palace, the gods have gathered for an indispensable meeting every Monday.
"Where's Balde? Why are you so late today? Odin asked, sitting on his throne.
The gods shook their heads, indicating that they did not know. It's a bit strange that Balde is usually the most strict and rigid, where to be late.
"Don't wait, let's start talking about something." Said the woman in the passenger seat next to Odin.
This is a graceful and luxurious woman, with purple and golden flower robes and long hair coiled up high to show the temperament of a god. It is none other than the wife of the god-king Odin, the god-queen Friga.
"On Monday, you let your child sleep a little longer." The woman explained again in Odin's ear. Balde is Friga's heart, and when it comes to him, Friga is absolutely doting.
"Yes, yes, my wife is right." Odin nodded with a smile, he still remembers the painful scene of kneeling on the washboard last time.
So the gods officially met to deal with some trivial "military priorities".
"Your Majesty Odin, my newly created gold necklace is lost! I don't know which thief stole it. Freya wept and said to the gods.
"Who dares to be so bold as to steal the jewelry of the god of beauty!" The daughter's jewelry was lost, and the queen of gods was not calm for a moment.
The crowd, along with Odin, had a plan in their hearts, and Odin beckoned to Helmod, who was hovering on the roof of the palace, and the eagle flew to his arm in understanding.
"Go to Loki and see if he's sold for money. If you haven't sold it, take it back, and if it's already sold, bring it back to me! β
"Quack...!" Helmod replied, and flew away.
In this way, the first important event has been satisfactorily resolved.
Odin asked if there was anything else, and the gods shook their heads. Just as he was about to announce the end of the meeting, Frey, the god of crops, suddenly asked the goddess of youth, "Why didn't Borachi come?" β
"Bolaci, he went to the human world to bard, in search of a cure for the stupid god Hainir for premature ejaculation." Hitomi replied softly with some embarrassment.
I see, the gods nodded in understanding, and at the same time couldn't help but sympathize with Heinir, who had just been crowned a stupid god.
However, when it came to Hainir, Odur, who suddenly remembered something, jumped out and said with an anxious expression, "Your Majesty Odin, Hainir is gone!" β
"He's here."
As soon as Odur's words fell, a flash of inspiration was seen, and then Balde, who was late, appeared among the gods with a humanoid silkworm chrysalis in his hand.
And that so-called humanoid silkworm chrysalis is the missing person Hainier who is firmly wrapped in a piece of red silk from his shoulders to his thighs!
Heineer writhed wildly, finally breaking out of Balde's hands, and hurriedly moved his calf, which could only take a small step, away from this inhuman creature.
After seeing him running out without clothes, this Bald actually tore off a curtain that hung from the top of the shrine and wrapped him up like a bun.
I saw that Heinier's main body was wrapped like a mermaid, revealing a pair of fragrant shoulders, as well as those obvious blue and purple love marks on it. Coupled with a long hair that was messy and scattered over his shoulders because of the struggle, the gods who watched it breathed in.
"Bald, you bastard, let me go!"
"Shhh......h Before the two of them came in together, their faces were not good......
"I'm not going to let you run naked." Balder said coldly to Heineer. Sparks erupted between the eyes of the two.
"Hiss......" After listening to Balde's words, the breath of the gods was about to be turned away.
"Hey...... Heinir, this mermaid is very well dressed, I think you should wear it first. Odur hurriedly dragged Hainir to his side and came out to play the round, and then took off the colorful wreath he was wearing on his head and put it on Heinir's head, "Well, it is even more beautiful to bring this." β
Gods: "......"
"Nonsense!" Behind her, Friga couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped the armrest on the chair and scolded.
Friga looked at the red strawberry-like kiss marks on Haineel's exposed shoulders, neck and calves, the first time Heinier saw her, just like this, what a kind of body this is!
And also with his good son Bald...... Friga suddenly realized a bad possibility, these two people wouldn't have anything to show in a place she didn't know, right?
Hmph, it must be this unruly Hainir who seduced his good son Balde!
The woman's eyes narrowed, staring at her good son and asked, "Balde, what the hell is going on?" Have you been wronged in any way? β
"God, I have not been wronged. I think it was Heineer who was wronged. Surprisingly, Balder said.
The gods were amazed! These two people looked like they were doing something unscrupulous. They would never have believed that Balder was such a womanizer, and given Heinill's criminal record, he must have β‘β‘ their most beloved god of light with his beauty!
"Uh-huh." Hainir nodded wildly at the God-King and God-Queen, and it seemed that Balder's conscience had finally been discovered.
"Bald, take off this damn mermaid outfit for me!"
Balder glanced at Henir, ignored it, looked at Odin and said, "Your Majesty, given Henyner's state of mind, I think we should build Henir an independent palace for him to live in." β
"Yes, Hainier is already a member of our Asaph Divine Clan, how can we do without our own Divine Palace?" Odur hurriedly came out and agreed.
Balder said solemnly in a businesslike tone, "After all, Henill has some special habits, such as liking to see other people's naked/body, liking naked/running, and liking to let others take off his clothes. If this kind of thing happens outside often, it will really damage the capacity of the Divine Domain. β
"......," Heinill retorted, "I don't have these fetishes!" ...... "Damn! This Balder is definitely a professional high-grade black!
The gods, however, were justified in their belief that Heinir's fetishes had been seen with their own eyes, so they all supported Balder's Tiyì. Bald is worthy of being the kindest and kindest of them all, and he has been wronged so much, and he is still thinking about Heinir.
"Good. Then do it! Odin agreed, and then asked the gods, "What should you call the shrine of the foolish gods?" β
"Since it's a stupid god, I think it's better to call it Tekendama Palace." Queen Friga answered.
"Yes, yes. I agree. "It's so decided to build such a big thing as the Shrine? Heinill was pleasantly surprised. He said that he had just rolled the sheets, and Balde would not be so ruthless to him.
Hainir couldn't believe that he was going to have his own shrine? In the future, I can finally stop suffering from all kinds of potential threats from xxoo under the fence, and the name Tekendama is quite nice.
But when the words fell, all the gods looked at Heinir in amazement. Tekendama is a technical term in the Heavenly Realm Holy Book, and by extension, it is a "Heavenly Realm Special Neurological Hospital" if it is extended to human beings!