54 Mechanical Public Enemy 02
Towards the end of the first half, it was finally the turn of the Black Dog Company to play, Xiao Mo played a sweater, plucked his hair, inserted the yellow doll into his ass pocket, put on a lavalier microphone, and carried an egg basket under the camera, and went on stage coquettishly.
"How do you look like someone who came up to sell farmers...... This is a robot exhibition, not an agricultural products exhibition, are you sure Xiao Mo didn't go to the wrong place?! ”
After the opening, Xiao Mo used all kinds of gorgeous and empty rhetoric to boast that their products are indescribably good, and netizens looked at the props that seemed to be like duck eggs painted with layers of color and took them up to pretend to be ......
"Won't it be an easter egg session specially arranged by the exhibition? Create a laugh and a burst? I think Xiao Mo should take out the puppets in his butt pocket instead of promoting those broken eggs there...... It looks pretty delicate and realistic. ”
In the live broadcast, Xiao Mo wasted a whole minute and didn't get into the main topic, and people who watched the exhibition seriously began to get impatient and complained about the organizer's dereliction of duty in the review.
"What are those easter eggs for? Lottery? Playing water polo? ”
There were many students of UNSTech in the crowd, and they were embarrassed to hide their faces when they heard well-informed people who accompanied them say that the Black Dog Company was still related to UNHKTech when it entered the exhibition.
One of the roommates said to Shan Yusheng, who was visiting the exhibition, "Does your brother really plan to brag like this for three minutes?" And then smash the eggs and scatter a salute? ”
"He's not a clown." Shan Yusheng's voice was cold, he glanced at his roommate, he didn't explain much for Xiao Mo, and he didn't need to explain, he glanced at the eyes of the young man on the stage and turned to look at the crowd, Shan Yusheng knew that there would be a result soon.
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Xiong Taimin is a primary school student, his personality is disgusting with cats and dogs, he usually doesn't learn what Iron Man he likes, his parents took him to participate in the robot exhibition in order to edify his child, and he has steel and science, and he can broaden his horizons.
The little boy followed his parents around the exhibition, he saw everything strangely, touched it from east to west, and almost damaged other people's goods, his parents followed behind like a maid to apologize, nodding his head, the little boy looked at Coke, and laughed.
"You kid......" The parents were so angry that they wanted to fight, and the little boy stabbed into the crowd and ran away, not understanding the panicked mood of the parents behind him.
Xiong Taimin relied on his young age, bumped this person's waist in the crowd, stepped on that person's feet, and laughed at the embarrassment and ugliness of others without even apologizing, just as he was having fun, suddenly a person stepped down from the stage, the crowd was like Moses dividing the sea, and he and the young man in front of him were exposed to the camera.
The young man walked up to him, put his palm on top of his head, and said in a very divine tone: "Chosen child, I have been instructed to send you a child. ”
"You liar! The teacher said that there is no good thing about pie in the sky, and that only men and women can have children! Xiong Taimin laughed at the young man for being stupid, and the crowd next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The young man was not angry and handed a red egg to the boy.
The red egg is tied with a ribbon, and when the ribbon is opened, a line of boys is written on the inside. The young man continued to persuade, "It can't be fake, I believe that a smart child like you must have his own opinions, please read the words on this ribbon, and you will be a father." ”
Xiong Taimin's praised Panasonic heart, but he didn't fully believe it, Xiao Mo hooked the corners of his mouth, "Of course, if you don't know how to read, you can turn to the ribbon tail, where pinyin is marked." ”
"Who wouldn't!" Xiong Taemin held the egg and stumbled over the words, "My baby, my dear baby, please give birth......
Click......
Xiao Mo took off the headset and aimed at the red egg, and the egg that recognized the voice key opened the lock, in the eyes of everyone, it was like a fledgling breaking its shell, Xiong Taimin was stunned, the crack of the red egg was getting bigger and bigger, and there was something in the transparent thing that was bulging one by one, as if he wanted to break out of the shell......
"What's wrong with it? The guy inside doesn't, no, won't bite me......" Xiong Taemin panicked.
Xiao Mo gestured in the direction of the director, gestured for a close-up, bowed his head and said to the boy, "Congratulations, you are a father." ”
Click-
The red egg finally broke, and the nutrient solution flowed out of the boy's crack, ticking and sticking to the boy's full hand, "What is this?" ”
Xiong Taimin was so frightened that he didn't move, and he didn't dare to let go of his hand. Xiao Mo peeled off the eggshell that blocked his vision, and saw a baby the size of a thumb lying inside the red egg the size of the boy's fist.
She has wet fine soft fetal hair, a cute fleshy little chubby face, a smooth body as cute as a lotus root, a bulging little belly that is breathing together, and the soaked tender skin is a little wrinkled. She yawned a little, her eyelashes trembled, rubbed her eyelids with a fleshy fist the size of a bean, and opened those eyes, dark eyes that seemed to reflect sleepiness.
- This is just a boot action.
The people who watched the live stream and the live were stunned!
Xiao Mo patted the little boy who was also stunned, "Hold your child." ”
"She's not a birdie, she's a woman?"
The little boy reached out to touch the doll, but was shocked by the smooth touch and withdrew his hand, "Her skin is so tender, like tofu, it won't be poked apart, right?" What's her name? Is she really my child? Why is she so small? Can she talk? What does she eat and drink? I'm so worried that I won't be able to feed her? ”
What is the emotion of being a father?
Feel the miracle of life, feel a responsibility that belongs to you completely, feel helpless and full of joy...... Xiong Taemin will not suppress his feelings calmly, he keeps chattering and asking questions to express his panic, and he is even a little moved to cry......
"She's really mine? You're not going to snatch it, are you? ”
Xiong Taimin nervously hugged the thumb baby girl, frowned and hurriedly let go when he saw that the baby girl was uncomfortable, the boy's parents chased after the big screen, Du Chun stepped forward and handed out the feeding instructions, and the red belly pocket of the giveaway.
Xiao Mo explained while taking the stage, and there were only 30 seconds left before the 3-minute free display.
"It's a fantastic educational commodity for children."
"When it is born out of its shell, it has 'life', and they begin to perceive everything in the outside world...... Environment, language, emotion. Right! They have feelings, or they imitate feelings. They are all born with a blank slate, the same appearance, the same configuration, and the same size, but when they have different families, they become different. They are amazing, they can sense the emotions of their families, get more and more care and love, and gradually grow up, babbling, their body shape, appearance, and personality will get closer and closer to their families. ”
"They're ...... Love doll, when you love it, it will become the image of your heart. ”
It's 30 seconds up—
Xiao Mo took off the mike and retired in the limelight!
The judges spoke highly of the idea and technical quality of the product, and praised it more than once!
At the intermission, Hall 47 was surrounded by crowds, and there was a discussion on the Internet, and at the same time, Xiao Mo's online account shared a link to the official website of Black Dog Company, and the pre-order page of the four love dolls was listed. Two men and two men, red and blue are personality counseling, and yellow and white are study counseling.
"What is Study Coaching?" A visitor in front of the booth asked puzzledly.
Xiao Mo put Nuan Nuan on the table of the booth and pushed it, the girl with the big index finger seemed to be a machine, her face was expressionless, the tourists came closer to watch, Nuan Nuan quietly took a step back, Xiao Mo pushed again, "Say hello first." ”
Nuan Nuan refused to open her mouth.
"Hey, little one, how can you be as tough as that kid if you're not big? Although I hate you for being too noisy, if you keep playing tricks like this, I'll throw you away! ”
Nuan Nuan was shocked, and immediately hugged Xiao Mo and pushed her fingers, still expressionless.
"It's stubborn...... I won't force you anymore. Xiao Mo sighed helplessly and said to the tourists, "The study model has a huge brain capacity, if you take it out to class and work, just ask them if you don't hear clearly." ”
Xiao Mo pinched Nuan Nuan's face, "Come, tell me about the change in the number of people below when I came to the stage to explain just now?" ”
Nuan Nuan stretched out her two small tender hands to gesture with the numbers, Xiao Mo muttered that she couldn't understand and urged again, Nuan Nuan barely opened her mouth, crackling and counting, Xiao Mo gradually lost the audience a minute before he came on stage, and when he stepped down halfway, it aroused curiosity, the number of audiences was stable, and more and more people gradually gathered behind, full of thousands.
Xiao Mo blinked in a daze, the girl's accent was very similar to his, "No wonder you don't want to open your mouth, because you don't like my voice is not delicate enough...... Not in line with your image? ”
The tourists were amused by Xiao Mo's brain circuits and the intelligence of the dolls, and some people chased after the remaining three, and offered to buy them, but Xiao Mo refused them all...... It's generous enough to give up one effect!
A salty pig hand took advantage of the chaos to secretly lift the girl's skirt with her index finger, Xiao Mo grabbed it, smiled and whispered, "The little girl's skirt can't be lifted." ”
"I just want to see how realistic she is!" The male student of a certain university was frightened by Xiao Mo, and his voice became weaker and weaker.
"It's realistic...... However, they are only 5.5 to 6 centimeters when they are born, and their final shape is only 15 centimeters, which cannot satisfy any fantasies of adult men. ”
After teaching a certain house, Xiao Mo taught the girl again, "Hey! You're a girl, so be protective*. ”
Before the product was released, the Internet began to discuss various strategies of love dolls, such as whether "feeling the growth of love" is like game intimacy, accumulating the time that buyers communicate with dolls, such as "perceiving emotions" is judged according to the difference in body temperature, heart rate, breathing and speech speed when people's emotions change, and how much distance to maintain with the puppet to help them form a character.
The flow of people at the booth finally dispersed, Xiao Mo was eating a boxed lunch while satisfactorily searching for the "love dolls" that gradually captured the major portals, Du Chun came over and asked:
"Then the other three are gone?"
Xiao Mo wiped his mouth after eating, "Give it to the three guests, what an affordable publicity, both money-saving and sincere." ”
The three respected judges and Xiong Taimin's parents returned home, and that night, they had some understandings, and the first batch of real and real usage reports were released on the online accounts of several people.
[Teacher Xiong]: The parents of the child are grateful, and thank the Black Dog Company for the gift from Mr. Xiao. My son who is not a family member has a 'daughter' is like a little man, when he was in the car, he asked us how to take care of the child, and he was in a hurry for a while and suddenly hugged the two of us and said thank you...... It's embarrassing.
[Guest 1]: When the baby boy came out of the shell, the granddaughter was so surprised that he fell to the ground, the baby boy was about to cry, the weak little howl, the granddaughter scared the old man and I was stupid! The baby boy had bruises all over his back and called the company's customer service and said that he wanted to buy special medicine to remove the bruises...... I mean, you guys have too many ideas, right? Will the baby boy still have insomnia in the future? And then we have to buy sleeping pills, height enhancement pills, messy 'medicine'?
[Guest 2]: In order to set an example for Jiajia, the little granddaughter who doesn't eat green vegetables is spelled - Jiajia is the name of the baby boy. The instructions say that the love puppet has a few g of food, and eating at the same table will increase intimacy. How do you deal with your digestive system? Is there anti-virus sterilization? Or did you install a stirring device in his stomach and his excrement was actually a long strip of mud? ∑(°△°|||) ︴
[Guest 3]: My wife and I have no children, and I have always wanted to have children, so I went back to give the yolk eggs to my wife...... It is said that the daughter is the father's little lover, and after the little lover landed, he left my old lover behind and didn't want to say anything...... 166 Reading Network