Chapter 16 The Little Taoist in Gray

"Little brother, wait a minute."

Zhang Qiang had just walked out of the jade market when a small Taoist priest in a gray Taoist uniform suddenly appeared from a corner and stopped him.

The little Taoist priest looks like he is in his twenties, about 1.7 meters tall, slightly thin, his brain is very small, but the Taoist hat is very large, and the gray Taoist uniform is worn on him, which looks nondescript and very funny.

The most unique thing about the little Taoist priest is that he has two eyes, one big and one small, and they are very distinct.

"Is there something wrong?" Zhang Qiang looked at the little Taoist priest and smiled.

The little Taoist priest first looked at Zhang Qiang, then pouted his teeth, and muttered with surprise on his face: "Little brother, it's not simple." ”

Zhang Qiang glared at him and said, "Isn't it simple?" ”

In Zhang Qiang's view, this little Taoist priest is clearly a charlatan, and the superstition of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods has long been lost in modern society. Although he has experienced things that ordinary people can encounter, he is still very disgusted with fortune telling.

The little Taoist priest shook his little brain and said, "I've been paying attention to you for a long time. ”

Without waiting for the little Taoist priest to continue, Zhang Qiang hurriedly covered the money in his pocket and said vigilantly: "You want to rob? ”

The little Taoist priest shook his head and smiled: "What kind of robbery are the monks, I said that you are not simple, because you have two things on you." ”

"What?" Zhang Qiang exclaimed. Obviously, this little Taoist priest is not as simple as a charlatan, can he see Embarrassment and Zhang Lang?

Zhang Qiang took a step back with some vigilance, frowned, and said, "I said long, I'm not one of those ignorant women, don't come to this set." ”

The little Taoist priest was puzzled: "Don't you know? ”

"What do I know?" Zhang Qiang pretended to be confused.

The little Taoist priest explained: "You can follow a ghost and a fairy on your body, I said that you are not simple, but I didn't expect that the ghost and the immortal to get along so harmoniously in you." ”

Zhang Qiang waved his hand and said, "Dao Chief, don't talk nonsense, I'm very timid, is there something wrong?" It's okay, I'm leaving. ”

The little Taoist priest hurriedly stopped Zhang Qiang and said, "Eh, little brother, what's the hurry, it's nothing for this immortal to follow people, but the ghost, how much will absorb your yang energy." ”

"What do you want to do?" Zhang Qiang shook off the little Taoist priest and said coldly: "The ghost follows me, and I am also willing, do you care?" ”

The little Taoist priest ate a gray hair, the little eyeball turned, took Zhang Qiang's hand and said, "That's it, I won't cheat you, give you a hundred yuan, and I will help you collect the ghost on your body." ”

When Zhang Lang heard this, he hurriedly shrank behind Zhang Qiang and muttered in a low voice: "Brother, I'm so afraid." ”

Zhang Qiang just wanted to refuse the little Taoist, but he suddenly said in his ear: "Rogue Qiang, good thing." ”

"What's good?" Zhang Qiang asked.

The little Taoist shook the yellow talisman in his hand, and said: "Of course this is a good thing, ancestral heirloom, as soon as it is posted, the little ghost will immediately be scattered." ”

"I didn't talk to you." Zhang Qiang frowned and took a few steps back.

embarrassed: "The Taoist uniform on his body is a good thing, the hooligan is strong, and the idea is to get it." Wonderful. ”

Zhang Qiang frowned, and said in his heart: Could it be that this costume can help Zhang Lang?

Thinking of this, Zhang Qiang hurriedly smiled and said, "Dao Chief, I believe your words for the time being, but ...... I don't need you to help me collect that little ghost, so let's do it, I think your clothes are good, sell them to me for a hundred dollars, what's the matter? ”

The little Taoist priest hurriedly waved his hand and said: "This is not good, I will not sell a hundred, a thousand." ”

Then, the little Taoist priest said: "It's not a good thing for ghosts to be on your body after all, how about I give you a discount?" ”

"You!" Zhang Qiang clenched his fists, glared and said, "Don't talk nonsense, where are there ghosts, I'll add two hundred to you and sell me the clothes." ”

The little Taoist priest blinked his big eyes and said, "Otherwise, you come with me, I will cast some spells, so that you can see that little ghost with your own eyes, you should always believe it." ”

Zhang Qiang snorted: "Don't come to this set, don't give me useless, do you sell your clothes?" ”

"Not for sale." The little Taoist priest shook his head.

"I'll add money." Zhang Qiang said.

The little Taoist priest's head shook like a rattle, and said, "I won't sell it for any amount of money." ”

"A thousand."

"Not for sale."

"Two thousand."

"Not for sale."

"Three thousand?"

"Still not for sale."

"Don't sell it, goodbye!" Seeing that the little Taoist priest was very resolute, Zhang Qiang ignored it and immediately walked forward.

"Embarrassment, is that uniform really worth that much money?" As he walked, Zhang Qiang asked.

Embarrassment said distressedly: "Of course, that costume can't be measured by money, it's the Taoist uniform of Laoshan Sanmao Zhenjun Mao Ying, wearing it can see fairies and ghosts, and it can also resist most of the ghosts." ”

Zhang Qiang exclaimed: "Is that an immortal weapon?" ”

Embarrassed shook his head and said: "Except for Rulai's robe and Thor's uniform, no clothes can be regarded as immortal weapons, but this Sanmao Zhenjun is a great man, he is a master of ghost hunting." ”

"What if you wear me?" Zhang Qiang asked.

Embarrassed, he said: "Ordinary ghosts can't get close, if I give you mana assistance again, maybe you can exert the power of the second immortal." ”

"Sub-immortals?" Zhang Qiang wondered.

"In fact, immortals are called sub-immortals after descending to earth, after all, the world does not have such a powerful immortal qi as the immortal world, and most immortals can only exert one-tenth of their mana......"

"Wait." Zhang Qiang raised his hand and said, "You mean that I can also become an immortal?" ”

embarrassed: "It can only be in the human world, but only with the assistance of my mana." ”

"Oh." When Zhang Qiang heard this, he immediately stopped.

When Zhang Qiang left, the little Taoist priest kept thinking about it, and his heart was constantly entangled. When grandpa died, he told him that this gray robe was a treasure and must not be in the hands of outsiders, but he didn't think it was a treasure at all, and he didn't feel any effect on it.

He was born with a discerning eye, he could see ghosts and immortal bodies, and immortals and ghosts are extremely rare in modern society, so Sanmao Zhenjun Mao Ying's Taoist clothes are really useless to him.

The little Taoist priest thought that he could eat in society by relying on his Taoist clothes and discernment, coupled with his eloquent mouth, but he found that modern people didn't believe him at all, and he was about to starve to death for a long time, and he had only eaten one meal for several days.

After all, he is still young, and he has no fixed residence, even if he really knows some spells, there are very few people who are 'ghosted' to come to him, and he can't meet customers at all when he wanders around the street.

Seeing Zhang Qiang stop, the little Taoist priest hurriedly ran over, and said with a flattering face: "Little brother, have you figured it out?" ”

Zhang Qiang shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that you will regret it, it's useless for you to wear this clothes, so it's better to give it to me." ”

The little Taoist priest frowned and said, "Do you want this garment to be useful?" ”

Zhang Qiang said with a smile: "There is a show in the school, and I want to perform a show." ”

"I'll go, you want to use my treasure as a prop?" The little Taoist priest said with a shocked face: "That's not good. ”

Zhang Qiang walked up to the little Taoist, hugged him in his arms, and whispered, "Daoist, I think you haven't eaten enough for several meals, right?" ”

The little Taoist priest nodded and said, "I'm losing weight." ”

"Come on, don't hold it up, you make a price, I'll buy it." Zhang Qiang said happily.

The little Taoist priest scratched his head and muttered: "It's impossible to sell, grandpa said before he died, this dress can't be sold......"

The little Taoist priest blinked his eyes, and suddenly thought of a good way, and said, "Otherwise, how about I rent it to you?" ”

"Rent? How to rent? Zhang Qiang said secretly in his heart.

The little Taoist priest snapped his fingers and said, "Anyway, you are also for the performance, and I will rent it to you for a thousand yuan." ”

Zhang Qiang shook his head and said, "That's not good, how cheap the props are now." ”

"What do you want?" The little Taoist priest said helplessly.

Zhang Qiang said: "That's it, a thousand yuan, I'll rent it for a year, if you don't need it next year, I'll renew the lease, how about it?" ”

"A year?" The little Taoist priest snapped his fingers, frowned, and said, "Three thousand." ”

"Two thousand, if you don't rent it, I'll leave." Zhang Qiang pretended to leave.

The little Taoist priest blinked, nodded and said, "Okay, but it must be guaranteed to be in good condition, and the warranty of five thousand must be paid first." ”

"Big brother, you rob it." Zhang Qiang said in his heart, this little Taoist priest is shrewd enough.

The little Taoist priest said: "It's not just five thousand damaged." ”

After thinking about the magic of the clothes, Zhang Qiang didn't say anything more, nodded, and said, "You take it off and give it to me, I'll give you money." ”

The little Taoist priest nodded, and regardless of the surrounding crowd, he took off the somewhat old gray Taoist uniform on the street, carefully folded it, and handed it to Zhang Qiang.

Zhang Qiang took out 5,000 yuan and handed it to the little Taoist priest and put away the Taoist clothes. After the little Taoist priest took off his Taoist uniform, Zhang Qiang couldn't help but smile bitterly, being a Taoist priest is shabby enough, the shirt on his body was torn in seven or eight places, and the big pants were also worn out with several holes.

Looking at the back of Zhang Qiang's departure, the corner of the little Taoist's mouth was happy: "Hehe, a torn dress is worth five thousand yuan." ”

Immediately, he said with a serious face: "Grandpa, I didn't sell the clothes to others, I rented them." ”

The little Taoist priest turned around and said, "As for whether to redeem or not, that's not up to me." ”

Seeing Zhang Qiang put away his uniform, he said happily: "Rogue Qiang, you have made a lot of money." ”

Zhang Qiang said depressedly: "Yes, if this thing can't help me, I will lose a lot, and that's half of my belongings." ”

She patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, there are many magical places in this dress." ”

Zhang Qiang asked, "It's a pity that I can't help Zhang Lang." ”

Zhang Lang comforted: "It's okay, the glory of the elder brother is the glory of the younger brother." ”

Zhang Qiang nodded and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you find the pure jade, if you can't find it, you tell me your last wish, and my brother will definitely help you realize it." ”

Zhang Lang said with tears in his eyes: "I'm very happy to know you, brother, the little brother can't pick up girls, and when you are brilliant, just help the little brother make a few more girls." ”

Zhang Qiang had a black line and muttered, "Why are you broken by embarrassment." ”

"Don't talk about me, you two are brothers. Rogue, you put on your uniform, I'll see if you're handsome. Embarrassed to cover his mouth and said.

Zhang Qiang said helplessly: "Didn't you see it just now? The little Taoist priest was dressed like a second chair. ”

"Put it on, that guy is too small to fit." Embarrassed urged.

Zhang Qiang nodded, found a public toilet, changed into a uniform, and opened the mirror he bought for Liu Xiaohua.

Zhang Qiang in the mirror is wearing a gray uniform, although it looks a little tacky, it also fits. Zhang Qiang put on the Dao hat again, and looked at it again, I went, it was really so interesting.

"How?" Zhang Qiang asked.

Embarrassment and Zhang Lang raised their thumbs together and said, "Handsome! ”

"Haha, really?" Zhang Qiang looked in the mirror and looked around, and felt that he was indeed quite handsome, although he knew that it was narcissism.

Embarrassed, he pounced and said, "It's handsome, it's cool, it's incomparable." ”

"Haha, then don't call me a hooligan from now on, call me Dao Chief, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, that Amitabha." Zhang Qiang said.

Embarrassed: "Amitabha Buddha is said by a monk. ”

"Okay." Zhang Qiang put away the mirror and was just about to take off his Taoist clothes, when he suddenly said: "Wait, hooligan Qiang, you are now a Taoist priest, and you want to be a hooligan, so I will call you a hooligan Taoist priest in the future!" ”

"Rogue Taoist?" Zhang Qiang frowned.

"Yes, you are a rogue Taoist!" Embarrassment.

Zhang Qiang nodded, and said in his heart: "Rogue Taoist priests are rogue Taoist priests, anyway, it is better than embarrassment." ”