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As soon as the match was over, the two sides met at a press conference.

Dalglish raised a frown, and Mourinho glared angrily.

A reporter didn't see the situation clearly, and opened his mouth to say: "Are the two coaches satisfied with the draw?" ”

Dalglish stared coldly at the little reporter, and Mourinho sneered directly: "Draw, satisfied, why are you not satisfied, if you are not satisfied, can you change the referee and replay?" ”

As soon as the reporter of World Sports heard it, he knew that there was something in the words, and immediately asked: "Change the referee to replay?" Are you unhappy with the referee of this match, Mirolad Mazic? ”

Mourinho looked at the reporter of World Sports and was expressionless: "You heard me wrong, I said a rematch at another time. ”

Big brother, the English referee has a total of four syllables in three words, and time is only two syllables, is it a stupid fork to be a reporter......

The big-mouthed Mourinho also knew that he pretended to be forced to run quickly, and after spraying, he immediately denied it, resolutely refusing to admit what he said a few seconds ago.

A reporter from The Times also asked: "Excuse me, what do two yellow cards mean to your team?" ”

"It means two yellow cards."

'I mean, what impact will it have on Real Madrid's Champions League schedule this year?'

"Don't you see? What else needs to be said? ”

When everyone heard it, it was very dramatic, and Mourinho was obviously very dissatisfied, and he should be able to make big news with a heavy hand.

"Excuse me, do you think the scale and standard of the referee on duty in this game meet your expectations?"

"Expected? You should consider whether his blowing scale is legitimate! ”

Here it comes! The reporter was excited, and this could have written news like "Mourinho questioned the referee's decision and claimed that the referee was secretly trading".

Mourinho also knew what these reporters wanted to do, and looked up: "I like to write how to write, and when I finish writing, I say that I said it, I admit it." ”

A Marca journalist addressed Dalglish: "Excuse me, what do you think about the same question?" ”

"Look?" Dalglish paused: "I thought that people all over the world were blind to have such a person to referee this game. ”

The implication is that if people all over the world weren't blind, they would be better off picking a penalty than Mirolad Majic.

One is more awesome than the other, this is a naked mockery and a slap in the face.

UEFA officials were nearby, their faces extremely ugly, but they couldn't stand up to stop them.

First, the giants have never taken UEFA seriously, and the two world-class giants have been put together even more so.

Second, the press conference, no matter what is said above, is understandable, after all, all parties can claim that they said the wrong thing in a moment of excitement afterwards, but once the press conference is interrupted on the spot, it will be a big scandal in itself.

Liverpool is used to being targeted in all competitions, and he is very experienced, Dalglish directly began to ridicule: "Even if the unknown street club on the next street plays with us, it will be convenient to blow the penalty, the reason, probably because the referees all over the world have a grudge against me." ”

Of course, at this time, you still can't speak in the name of the club, and as for whether the club supports it afterwards and whether it makes a statement, it's another matter.

As soon as Marca reported it, it was not Mourinho who sprayed it alone, but everyone sprayed it together, and even if he died, he could pull a cushion.

What's more, UEFA can't ban two managers at the same time, right?

The reporter also wanted to ask, because if the matter continued to be asked, there would obviously be more complaints, but the assistant coaches on both sides were very sober and stopped the two temper tantrums.

Mourinho got up: "In that case, there is nothing else to say, okay it's over." ”

Dalglish shrugged, got up and shook Mourinho's hand, then patted Mourinho on the shoulder and whispered something.

And Mourinho suddenly leaned back exaggeratedly, and then yelled: "My God, you actually touched me, although you only touched the clothes, but you are a yellow card foul!" ”

All the reporters were stunned together.

No one expected that Mourinho would come to such a moment after the announcement of the press conference.

And Dalglish laughed: "I met you, but who has a yellow card is not certain!" "This is a naked mockery of Mirollard's punishment for not being clear-headed.

Many reporters also quickly recorded the conversation, and that night, these things made headlines, and various TV stations rushed to report on them.

Early the next morning, the print media did not hesitate to analyze the yellow card and the words of the two coaches, but each analysis did not lead to comments, only an ambiguous judgment, of course, subjectively leading the reader to think that the two managers were complaining and saying something shocking.

This is not the end, on the evening of the second day, in the special program of Sky Sports, the program team finally found two experts who are proficient in both lip language and Chinese to study Wang Zhen's complaints to the referee on the field.

As a result, the answer is, of course, amazing.

The two experts unanimously agreed that what Wang Zhen said was: "Fxxk you mom, Platini." ”

That's a lot of fun.

Of course, Wang Zhen was connected by phone at the scene.

During this time, Wang Zhen took a bath, fell asleep with Wang Xiong, and then was warming up with Ko Nake, when he received a phone call, he was angry: "I, Wang Zhen, you'd better find me with something serious." ”

Hearing the extremely unkind opening remarks, Sky Sports host Walter was very excited, and immediately said: "We are here at the scene of Sky Sports Football of the Week, and the two lip experts on the scene interpreted a sentence you made in yesterday's game, you know which sentence it was, and now we want to ask, you really scolded, fxxk do you mom Platini?" ”

Wang Zhen responded indifferently: "Platini? Who's that? I don't know him at all, is he famous? ”

Walter deliberately responded positively: "The president of UEFA, the French football superstar, should be very famous!" ”

Wang Zhen smiled: "There is a famous thing about my, who knows him?" What kind of plane, don't call me for something that is worthless. ”

Walter smiled slightly: "Wang Zhen, this is a live show." ”

"Live show?" Wang Zhen hesitated for a moment, and then: "Okay, I know Platini." ”

"Recognized?"

"Yes." Wang Zhen admitted: "I met just after you told me, don't you say that I don't know that there is such a senior in the football world, what does it mean to ask this senior?" Why, he is poor and lacks money to live? In that case, you tell him to give me a card number, and I'll call him a few million euros. ”

Walter snickered: "Isn't it knowing that you don't say it?" ”

"I know a ghost, I admire a player who is a senior, as for what he has degenerated now, I don't care too much, if he is short of money, just tell me, everyone knows that I like to do charity."

"Haha, Wang Zhen, the director told me that the ratings have skyrocketed, can you say something to the audience?"

"Hello everyone, I'm Wang Zhen, everyone eats and drinks well, dresses warmly, sleeps well, I wish you all wealth." After speaking, Wang Zhen hung up the phone.

Walter hung up the phone and pointed to the camera: "Mr. Platini, if you are short of money, there is a billionaire waiting to sponsor you." ”

(To be continued.) )