Chinese New Year's Eve Special Issue – There are some things that you can't eat
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Main title: (2) Dumplings should be eaten on Chinese New Year's Eve
This is a dumpling.
A dumpling with crystal clear skin and full contents.
Pinch to the right folds, the feet are slightly upturned in the shape of ingots, and under the thin dough, you can clearly see the filling inside.
Of course, this is not the Celestial Empire, so the method of preparation is a little different, just like in Japan dumplings are fried with fish broth, in Kazakhstan steamed dumplings are drizzled with butter, sour cream or onion sauce, Hungary uses various jams for filling, and Mexican dumplings are hand-pressed rectangular
"In the UK, our family's dumpling recipe is unique."
Lynn looked at her masterpiece with her cross-legged back.
"Look at this perfect shape, look at this shiny dumpling skin, smell the faint aroma of this and wait a minute, Ba Luge, you help me fix the head of the fish with tweezers, I think I need to remove the cranial nerves of this fish."
The young maid with cherry red hair and a chain bracelet on her hand had blue eyes full of helplessness, if she knew that her master would make such a "dumpling", she would never let him haunt the kitchen.
Even Lynn's symbiote couldn't help but mimic an eyeball-eyed tentacle on his cuffs and complained, "Half-body, are you really sure this is the normal way to do dumplings?" Even if I was not very inspired, I felt the heavy resentment of this fish before it died, and the dumpling skin began to turn black. ”
"It doesn't matter Venom, you know, my mother taught me this in Hawaii." Lynn carefully condensed a peanut-sized three-dimensional magic array at the tip of her wand, and the sharpest tetrahedron in the Metatron cube, which represented the fire element, emitted a soft light, dispelling the black qi of the dumplings little by little.
Well, dumplings
The size is more than 30 times the size of the normal dumpling, roughly the same as the dumpling, but on one side stretches out a dead eye, eyes look at the night sky of the fish head, the other side sticks out of the fish tail, stiffly put on a pleasing "fish leaping dragon gate" posture.
"So you're using a soul exorcism charm for half of your body? If the Church knew what you were doing, they would have burned you at the stake for seven days and seven nights. ”
Venom, the symbiote that makes up the black turtleneck sweater that Lynn wore, was a little languishing, and more of a little "mitochondrial pain" looking at his half of his body like something evil. Teach ritual-like behavior.
"It doesn't matter, anyway, those guys in the Templar Church have been looking at me for a long time, especially the burial agencies, who have been trying to burn me at the stake, even if I am on it, won't you two always be with me?"
"Since you are called a half-body," the tentacles twisted, and the symbiote made a very humane look: "Of course, I have been accompanying you half-body." ”
"Baluge, I will always follow my master." The maid's eyes flashed with a glint that Lynn couldn't understand: "Whether it's the end of hell or the other side of purgatory, your maid will always accompany you to the wonderful eternity where even death will disappear." ”
"Wait, this is Chinese New Year's Eve, it's not appropriate to say such unlucky words." Lynn interrupted the conversation suddenly.
"Balloe, have you invited all the people I invited?"
"Nope." The maid returned to her usual indifference.
"His Excellency Jewel Weng said that since 553 A.D., when the Qionghua Sect and Xuanxiao of the Celestial Dynasty ate dumplings that were still called 'Chaos' at that time, they were almost choked to death, and they haven't eaten dumplings for more than a thousand years since."
"Who is the old man lying to, everyone knows that when Professor Dumbledore was teaching at Hogwarts in the Legacy (VI) Department, he specially invited the old man to eat dumplings, and this matter was quite popular in the Daily Prophet of that year, and it was enough to make Christmas headlines that year." Lynn unceremoniously exposes the lies of the jewel Onzelridge.
Obviously, Lynn didn't realize why the second magician would rather lie than come to his house to eat dumplings
"Miss Rin Tosaka refused your master's invitation because Mr. Tosaka Tokitoto, who has been accompanying his wife around the world, came to the clock tower." The maid continued to report.
"Ah, Tosaka's family is here, and I've always wanted to communicate with that Tosaka-sir." Lynn was a little more aggressive: "His latest book, The Periodic Table of Elements: On One of the Possibilities of the Interconversion of the Fire Element and the Aether, has a very good idea. ”
"Sir El Meloy II said he was going to repair his maid."
"What is there to repair the Moon Spirit Marrow Liquid? A cloud of mercury that doesn't even have a core, etc., has he finally embarked on the road of no return to the 'human machine'? Obviously, there are so many female and male students who like him. Lynn shook her head incessantly, as if sighing for her direct superior.
"Helsing's house hasn't been there yet"
The maid's narration was interrupted by her own master.
"Don't! If Aunt Antgula comes, I'm going to be doomed this year! ”
Lynn grabbed her maid tightly, her eyes full of horror: "She's going to throw away all my ketchup!" ”
Miss Maid: ""
Miss Maid: "So, what about the rest of the materials if no one comes?" ”
She was referring to a large basket of fresh fish that she had bought from Diagon Alley to make this "one-serving" dumpling.
Lynn pondered for a second, then decided, "Since you've bought everything, why don't you do it all!" ”
"I can't eat it all, and dumplings are not a food that can be stored for a long time, so please allow the maid to keep some of them," she said, and the maid picked out two live fish from the basket - and then carried the remaining twenty or so fish behind her with the basket, "Use it to make a stargazing pie." ”
"Why didn't you hesitate at all when you were doing the stargazing pie, but you refused to get close to me when you were making dumplings?" Lynn was quite puzzled by the behavior of her maid.
"Because stargazing pie is a traditional British delicacy, and the dumplings made by the host, you are even a fantasy seed that will die if you eat it."
"But I don't like to eat stargazing pies." As if thinking of some bad memory, Lynn hugged her stomach and showed a rather painful feeling.
"It's too dry."
"Your other half is crying from the Celestial Empire's bloodline, please trust the hearing of the Star Spirit, your bloodline is definitely crying."
It wakes up from a hot light.
Although it is a fantasy species, it has been sealed for thousands of years, and it has long been without too much power.
Only the remnants of the fish-shaped head remained, and after desperately escaping from the old fire rat's shop, it fainted to death at a fish stall.
It has a noble bloodline from a subspecies of dragons, the highest fantasy species.
Therefore, it is born with the ability to devour the talents of others, and it is its past to embody the talents of others, especially children whose talents have not yet been explored, and eat them in their own stomachs.
Maybe it's because it has too much talent for eating, and it has gained the talent of not being hurt by things that brew the qi of the five elements.
But people have misses, horses have stumbled, and fantasy species have failures, and in a certain meal, because the residue of the talent that was devoured in the past was not excreted cleanly, and there was a huge talent ingested at one time, it exploded, and the remnant soul was sealed for a thousand years.
Now, it's hungry, and the gluttonous blood is urging it to eat.
So, it broke free from the ridiculous cloak that wrapped around it and shook off the sticky filling.
Then it opened its jaws and began to viciously tear at the food in front of it—an indescribably wonderful object of the same shape as it had just been.
Then, it felt it
"Wow, Ballogor, look, there's a glow in my oven!"
"Really, it's a wonderful light, but why do I feel a rather hidden, but very deep resentment? Surpass. Ultimate. Strongest. Absolute. Die with a grievance or everlasting regret. Do you make too many baked dumplings? ”
"Don't give other people's ancestral dumplings such weird names, I heard my dad say before, the top dishes, when opened, will be accompanied by music and steam to emit all kinds of colorful glow, it seems, I have reached that realm."
"Don't say such unrealistic things, master, look outside, the fireworks in Chinatown have been released."
"It's good, Happy New Year, Ballo, Venom."
"Yes, Happy New Year Master (half-body)!"
So, the new year began with the bells, fireworks, and blessings around us.
However, no one knows that the fantasy species called "Nian" by the world is also "past" today.
No one knows what kind of taste it tasted like when it tasted dumplings in Lynn's oven
PS:I'm so tired, I originally wanted to code the first chapter of the second volume.,But in order to participate in this activity of sticking to the bar.,Specially coded this chapter special issue.
Well,If you look carefully at the twenty-ninth chapter of the first volume,You can find that the text of the time period that can be connected to the text is 2015.,So I set this outside as February 18, 2015.,It seems,There's no problem with the connection.
PS2: I found that it was 5500+ after the code was finished. QAQ,Are we writing too much?,Divided into two chapters, students who have a post bar account, please help to the same writer alliance post bar support,The first time to advertise,A little nervous
PS3: Well, because I have to spend time with my family at night, this chapter was sent in advance...... But know that it is only now that it succeeds!!
Finally, I wish you all a happy new year and a good year of the goat