Chapter 275: Pretending to be stupid

After Li Mo left Perfume Xiaozhu, he originally planned to go back to his car directly and go home. The fat man is going to spend Christmas Eve, and he is no exception, although because of Kim Tae-yeon's work, it won't start until late.

But as he walked, he realized that something was wrong.

He always felt a chill in his back, as if someone was following him. So I remembered that what I met just now wouldn't be recognized by the little guy, right?

Li Moxin is a little concerned, unlike his sister's slow response, but he is very shrewd.

So Li Mo immediately turned around and wandered around casually. Walking to the corner of the street, I swept it from the corner of my eye, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"Really."

Li Mo couldn't help but scratch his head, isn't the artist the most traveled at this time? How can the little guy have time to hang out with him? He didn't want people to recognize his appearance at this time, otherwise these zebra striped pants would definitely become the laughing stock of everyone.

Thinking about it, Li Mo quickened his pace. But at this time, you can't be in a hurry, what if you get up in a hurry and shout out his identity?

The sad thing is that this is the busy time of the taxi, and Li Mo can't intercept the car at all.

"The uncle in front!"

Hearing a familiar voice from behind, Li Mo decided to run away regardless of whether he called him or not.

But I didn't expect my arm to be grabbed by someone, and a joking voice came, "Uncle, I just want to ask for directions, what are you running?" ”

Wandering on the street, naturally, is also quite disguised. Coupled with the thick clothes that covered the girl's graceful figure, she also wore a cute woolen hat to cover most of her face, and she was wearing a mask, so no one recognized her at all.

"Hurry up and ask, I still have something urgent!"

Li Mo pinched his throat and said impatiently, life is like a play, and he is also a person in this way.

"Uncle, are you sick, the mask is cute."

Under the mask, the corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched.

In a flat tone, Li Mo didn't know if he recognized him, but he was relieved in his heart.

"Didn't you ask for directions? Hurry up, uncle, if my date today is ruined, how will you compensate me? ”

Tilting his head and thinking, "Or... I'll accompany you? ”

Li Mo sneered, "Hey, an old man like me has a generation gap with a little girl like you, and I'm the kind of good man who is single-minded, how can I be half-hearted." ”

"Very good, uncle, my opinion of you has changed a little now." chuckled out loud, and sure enough, it was oppa's style.

Li Mo, who didn't know that he had missed the horse's feet, wanted to get rid of it wholeheartedly. But the girl's kung fu soared, pulling him to chatter, just not letting him go.

"Girl, I really don't have time, can you let go of your hand. Are young girls so bold nowadays that strangers are not afraid? ”

Holding Li Mo's hand indifferently, "It's okay, uncle, are you not satisfied with a young and beautiful girl like me to accompany you?" The people who want to make an appointment with me tonight are as far as the 38th parallel from the Han River. ”

"Ah, I'm not a casual man!"

"Don't worry, I'm not a casual woman!"

Li Mo was speechless for a moment.

Looking at Li Mo's depressed expression, I didn't know how cool it was, and the stupid oppa didn't even know that she had seen through his disguise.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll take advantage of you?"

"Isn't Uncle going to be a good man with one heart and one mind? still want to take advantage of me, backsliding is not the performance of a good man. ”

The counterattack was sharp and sharp, and Li Mo's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were faintly painful.

"So what do you want? I want a woman! ”

Li Mo was a little broken, and he was negligent for a moment and didn't control his voice, as soon as this meaningful sentence came out, not only was he dumbfounded, but even the passers-by looked at Li Mo's expressions as weird as they were.

"It's really the world, and in broad daylight, I say I want a woman to my girlfriend, garbage!"

"Girl, this kind of man should be dumped."

stared at Li Mo with wide eyes, and said in a somewhat 'surprised' voice, "Uncle, your voice is very similar to my very close oppa!" ”

Li Mo secretly smiled bitterly, "Your voice is also very similar to that idol star, are you also the deity." ”

"Uncle, do you like it too? I think among female artists, she is the most beautiful and temperamental. ”

"Uh... yes, it's okay, I think her sister is prettier. Li Mo was full of nonsense, and made up his mind to get rid of it as soon as possible, if it goes on like this, sooner or later.

"What? I think the captain Kim Taeyeon is a little more beautiful, although it's a little worse, uncle, what do you say? ”

Before the words fell, Li Mo knew that he was going to suffer, and felt that he should see something. Then Li Mo complained in annoyance that he, a big idiot, would he hold a stranger's arm directly on the street?

The answer is not at all.

The only thing that is certain is that this smart girl saw through Li Mo's disguise at the beginning, and then she was acting, pulling Li Mo to talk nonsense, and playing him around.

But even if he knew, Li Mo would not admit it.

"Ahem, Kim Taeyeon is very good, she sings well, and her childlike face is also very good, it would be better if she could grow a few centimeters taller."

"Uncle really has a vision, Kim Taeyeon has a wise saying in it, I don't know if the uncle knows?"

Yan Yan laughed, which made Li Mo a little frightened. Don't forget, on her birthday, this girl bluntly told Li Mo that she wanted to compete with Kim Taeyeon. Although Li Mo later felt that this was a girl's angry words, he would always be a little weak-hearted.

"What is it? I'm old and don't chase stars much. ”

"Hehe, it doesn't matter, it's just that Tong Yan's body is soft and easy to push down, and Kim Tae-yeon's aunt and sister have a lot of rice, and they are all rotten girls. Spend all day discussing how to eliminate the man who stole their hearts. What a tiger chair, chili water... Tsk, it's just inhumane. ”

Li Mo could only laugh awkwardly.

Before they knew it, both of them had been going around the cave several times, and the sky was almost dark, and the sky suddenly scattered goose feather-like snowflakes.

"It's snowing, it's beautiful!"

Stretching out his hand with cotton gloves, he took a thin snowflake and whispered.

"Yes, it's snowing, and my uncle's date is in vain!"

"Poof!" Turning his head, he looked at Li Mo with bright eyes, "Oppa, don't pretend, okay?" ”

"Ah, what did you say? It's really inexplicable, tell you little girl, don't call strangers oppa, there are a lot of bad people these days! ”

"Then would you like to be this bad guy?"

"Ahem, this..."

Faced with the question, Li Mo looked very embarrassed. However, he didn't continue to ask, but chuckled, "Oppa, where did you buy these pants?" It is similar to my sister's leopard print. ”

Li Mo, who couldn't pretend anymore, said, "It's not Brother Zhengyu yet, I asked him to buy a set of low-key clothes, but I got this." ”

"I think it's good!"

Big eyes blinked, and quickly took out his mobile phone to help Li Mo take a few photos, "Oppa's dress is the most popular style this winter - mix and match style, I decided to recommend this kind of dress above." ”

"Ah, delete it for me!"

"Hee-hee, OPPA has the ability to chase me!" Proudly waving his mobile phone at Li Mo, a silver-like laugh sounded on the streets of Myeongdong, and behind him was Li Mo, who was wearing bright zebra striped pants with a helpless face, struggling to catch up...