[Boss Barn, as a rare fantasy species that appears in front of humans in modern times, perhaps for some unknown reasons, he always reciprocates one hundred and twenty points of enthusiasm for all human beings. Especially when this fire rat was still young, he made friends from all over the world, and in every country in Europe, there would be a large group of people to welcome him. 】

[Even if he is old, he is also a good prop shop owner who is kind and charitable, he has always been happy to help others, even if he opens the store to Tumbling Alley, there are often shopkeepers in Diagon Alley to chat with him, that is, the black magician rampant Tumbling Alley, he is also one of the few people who is respected by everyone. 】

[There are often children who are led by adults to his {Fire Rat Place} to buy some strange things that children like.] Boss Barn, on the other hand, would twist his slender beard and smile as the little children ran around his shop or crawled around his furry body. 】

- From the January 1, 2015 issue of The Daily Prophet by Rita Skeeter

(If you really believe the above, your HP will be in vain and say 2333)

"I really don't understand what you said about Rita Skeeter's old beetle helping you with that report, obviously that old beetle who is greedy for life and afraid of death doesn't want to come to Tumbledown Alley at all, and she might go to a Mudgeon bar in a few places where you usually live, so I guess you caught her there. Well, a closer look at this report looks like her skills have risen again, flipping right and wrong, gossiping about others at will, and gossiping nonsense in the Daily Prophet - that's all that old beetle can do. Lynn, whose body was intact, as if he had not been affected by the "Flame Burst Fluctuation Sword" that had just been a strong and strong Boss of Barn, was sitting cross-legged on a skull that resembled a human but was more than ten times larger than a human being.

Holding an expired newspaper stained with unknown powder in her hand, Lynn looked at it and kept wondering: "Passionate about humans? If it is to burn every enemy to non-combustible garbage, this 'enthusiasm' is indeed welcomed by a group of 120 people? Anyway, it should be a group of fully armed paladins with dragon spears and crossbows on their backs, holding holy swords and shouting Amen, right? She really dared to say, alas, rat, didn't you sell her something? ”

Boss Barne, who was called a "mouse" and was a fantasy fire rat, took a sip of tea and waved his furry paws: "How is it possible?" Lao Yu made a living by selling goods, and instead of selling anything to her, a rare visitor, Lao Yu went to drink the northwest wind and sold her the fragments of the manuscript of the original manuscript of the "Poet Pidou Tales Collection" written by the great prophet Bidou seven hundred years ago. ”

"It seems that the old beetle has not been able to take advantage of you, too, if she can really get anything useful from you, the bearer of Tumble Alley - she is not writing nonsense, you are indeed the head of more than a thousand black magicians in Tumble Alley, and there is no need for your black shop [Fire Rat Place] to exist." Lynn thrust back the newspaper she had pulled from the mouth of an elk-headed sculpture.

"The old decay of this [Fire Rat Workshop] will only blackmail customers, and it is clear that the old decay of normal business still has something to do." Boss Barn wrinkled his face, as if he was very dissatisfied with Lynn's statement.

"So how many normal businesses are there that 'did not deceive customers, did not lower prices, and did not use shoddy'?" Lynn sneered.

"Three cases."

"The answer is too honest, and you've been in business for 200 years, isn't it too sorry for Elizabeth II for such a small amount of normal trading volume?" Lynn felt her sneer choke.

"By the way, the business that can make the old decay lose money, the old decay has only done two cases." Boss Barn put down the teacup, and his furry mouse face was very humanly elongated: "One is the dean of the timepiece tower, the old guy who hides his head and tail." The other case is Ru, who was obviously only twelve years old at the time, but he dared to bring his family's thirty-two ancient books to the old decay to mortgage them in exchange for the right to use the immortal treasure [Shengde Qiankun Full Moon Shangqing Taibao Mirror] for one year. ”

With a tone lamenting the passage of time, Boss Barn leaned directly back in his chair: "Thinking about it, I was still thinking about this terrible afterlife, but in a blink of an eye, you have become such an unlovely undisciplined man, I heard that those magicians are still saying that you are a heretic, right?" If they knew what you had done, they wouldn't have dared to appear in your field of vision. ”

"Those who dare to touch the bottom line of the Earth Mother Gaia, since the Divine Generation, no, even if it includes the Divine Generation, you are also the youngest among them."

"Ah, ah, don't talk about those old things." Lynn's face changed, and then returned to normal: "Come here today, except for saying goodbye, I just want you to see this thing." Balloe, take that out. ”

The maid, who had been behind Lynn all along, obediently took one out of a suitcase inlaid with opals, aquamarines, diamonds, citrine, and hibiscus stones

Larger boxes.

"Ah, you're not here to sell that magic costume limited to the fifth law, if you're selling that [GS ball], the old man might do business with you in the normal way." Boss Barn's face was filled with disappointment—though it was hard to see on a shaggy face.

"The time that directly locks down a certain area will return to the original state when it is untied. Although it is useless for the higher mysteries, the [GS Ball], which is itself the material embodiment of the Fifth Dharma, can ignore this, and the old room is obviously full of highly mysterious items, but the [Dharma] is higher than all the items that have not yet reached the realm of the Dharma, which means that you can archive the time point of a certain space in advance, and then restore the original appearance of this space later. The fantasy species, who has lived for an unknown amount of time, also expressed his amazement at the production of [GS Ball]: "Are you really sure that you won't sell it?" ”

"Ghosts will sell it, that's a gift from Sister Qingzi. Also, while the effect of having a 'temporary save' is very useful to restore the scene after the battle, for me, [Effect 2] is more useful. Lynn put the metal box he had taken from the maid on the ground and continued: "Besides, this is a transformation from an otherworldly thing, and the witch Jiuyuan Temple Youzhu found by Sister Qingzi doesn't know if it's reliable or not, and after being analyzed for most of the time, others can't continue to observe the otherworldly information, plus this itself contains two top-level otherworldly fantasy body materials, and the sphere that can [capture time] is such a high-quality mystery that only people with good phases can use, You and its phase even if you use hair to think about it is not good, so don't worry about it."

A layer of metal chests was opened, and then a layer of wood chests was opened, so that the boxes looked like matryoshka dolls, and finally, Lynn took out an object wrapped in red cloth.

"That's what I'm here to show you."

Fantasy species, I can't wipe part of the body of the mushroom.

"This is" Because he was already blind, Boss Barn put his nose on my mushroom and sniffed it for a long time before he dared to confirm his guess: "Jing Tai Sui?" ”

"What's that?" Lynn and her maid looked at each other.

Very few people know that I can't wipe the mushrooms, what is this Jing Tai Sui? At least Lynn didn't know, let alone Balugo as a maid who took care of Lynn's daily life.

Tai Sui Lynn understands a little, non-plant, non-animal, non-fungal, a large slime fungus complex, recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", "Meat is like meat." Attached to a boulder, the head and tail have it, and it is a living thing. The red ones are like coral, the white ones are like cutting fat, the black ones are like lacquer, the green ones are like green feathers, the yellow ones are like purple gold, and they are all bright and penetrating like solid ice. ”

It is said that it is eaten to eat things that can make you immortal. But this is a mushroom, a mushroom, right?

Lynn wasn't sure because it was able to absorb the surrounding rocks, earth, metal, or something to grow, and this kind of fantasy was still hard to say.

"Well, according to the current record, I can't wipe the mushroom, but in the past it was called Jing Tai Sui, because it was able to move on its own and had its own will. Of course, it also has the power of [making the combined items fall apart in an explosion], at most because of its biological characteristics, it can make people see its own illusions. As for why it is able to move on its own, it is still necessary to check some ancient books. ”

"This wreckage is not the main body, but it is only poisonous, but don't underestimate this wreckage, as long as its main body dies in the inner world or any place, it can be resurrected at a specific temperature with the help of the wreckage that was previously split out. Where did you meet this thing? ”

Boss Barn was very curious, as far as he knew, this Jing Tai Sui rarely moved in the world, and the earliest appearance can be traced back to the period when humans did not appear, and it can be reborn countless times using the wreckage, even the name Jing Tai Sui is only the oldest name he knows, who knows what that thing was called at the earliest.

Lynn thought for a moment and decided to tell the black shop owner who had always been good with him, but in his story, the extortion part was hidden

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"So what else do you do besides this?" I don't know when, Boss Barn reverted to his old state: "If nothing happens, the old man will go fishing, and today the old man will definitely revive the Tang Dynasty when he won hundreds of fishermen in the fishing competition in one go, so that they will compete to worship the majestic wind that fell at the feet of the old man." ”

Lynn hit on the side: "Let's not talk about the fact that every time you make bait, only birds like to eat it, and no fish will bite it, the fishing competition that came there in the Tang Dynasty, bow down at your feet just because you are scared when you see a monster." ”

"Also, I'm leaving, going to Japan for a while, talking to a few of you friends, I remembered the mushroom when I was looking for a mouse, so I asked by the way." Finally, Lynn added.

"The old and elaborate bait is definitely something that can be conquered from the Mekong giant catfish (one of the largest fish in the world, with a maximum size of 300 centimeters) to the fat baby fish (one of the smallest fish in the world, the adult fat baby fish is only eight millimeters), what are you leaving?" Boss Barn obviously just reacted to Lynn's words, and he "looked" at Lynn in surprise: "What about the contract between you and the Dean of the Clock Tower?" ”

"That's, it's one of the rewards, and the original contract [to stay in the clock tower for half of the year] was changed to "stay in the clock tower for three months a year], and now it's March, which means that I probably won't return to the clock tower this year." Lynn pulled Baluge over and patted the jewel-filled suitcase in the maid's hand with her hand: "And this, which is also one of the rewards, is the "magic box" made by applying the second magic. Bend the space so that most of the objects can be stored in it. ”

Miss Maid broke free from Lynn a little shyly, but found that Lynn herself didn't seem to care, and couldn't help but step on Lynn with some shame.

"Master, ignore you." Miss Maid slammed the door directly, leaving Lynn, who was staring at Boss Barn.

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"Speaking of which, today is the New Moon, have you achieved the target of your Demon Oath?"

When Lynn chased after him to the door, about to appease his maid who didn't know why he was angry, Boss Barn came up with such a sentence.

With his hand on the door and one foot in a half-stepping state, Lynn stopped his steps: "First of all, that is [Geis], inherited from Celtic mythology, although I want to swear a lot of demons, but there is still a certain difference. Secondly, only six [Geis], which should be called [geasa] as a plural number, still can't stop me, [one person is injured every day, and five people are injured in the new month], counting the one you just beat me, even if Ba Luge doesn't stomp on my head or stick a knife into my chest today, I can still complete the target. It's even easier to write down a few loose conditions. ”

"Okay, it's old and white, I just see that your servant girl is okay with you, it's okay, when will you leave for the Far East?"

Boss Barn stopped talking, as if he wanted to point out something, and he seemed to remember something.

Eventually, he stretched out his paw and scratched his face, deciding not to get involved in Lynn's "family affairs", but only asked when Lynn would leave the Clock Tower.

"It's a ticket for the day after tomorrow, I'm leaving, mouse, don't think about me."

Watching Lynn gradually move away, chasing after his maid who was obviously waiting for his master, Boss Barn showed an inexplicable smile.

Although the wise and calm temperament in the past was good, but now Lynn, who is naturally crazy without discipline, is more suitable for him

Out of sight of the fire rat, a beetle flutters its wings and flies into the distance

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PS: Almost written four thousand and a half,,, next chapter is the end of the first volume.,The volume dedicated to digging pits is finally over.,Sprinkle flowers!

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