When He Naixuan returned to the 606 dormitory, a group of cattle were scrolling around the computer to swipe the forum, and when he saw He Naixuan coming back, Zhang Fei moved a stool and sat at the door. Jia also moved a stool and put it in the middle of the bedroom, and then pressed He Naixuan's shoulder to let him sit down.

Then a group of male animals began to laugh around him, He Naixuan took off his coat and put it on his lap, innocently looked at everyone and asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”

"What's wrong? What do you say? ”

"It's like, what's wrong? Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! ”

Jiang Dongyu and Song Jiangtao sang and said in harmony, He Naixuan was a little confused, what did he do?

Jia also took a bite of the apple in his hand and said vaguely: "Sixth brother, you chose the dancing beauty of the three beauties." ”

"No wonder you don't look down on Meng Wenyao, it turns out that there are already people in your heart." This is what Liang Yu, who rushed to bite Jia Ye's apple, said.

Jiang Dongyu turned over on the top bunk and asked with some confusion: "Lao He, then why did you provoke Mi Ke?" ”

Zheng Xukai: "......"

A few animals, you said a word to me, but He Naixuan still slowly understood what it meant, he immediately made a stop action, forcibly suppressed the speechlessness in his heart and asked, "Where did you hear the news?" How did I get along with Gege? How did I not know about this? ”

He Naixuan pointed to a few people and stretched out his hand to ask, and several animals replied in unison: "Alumni network!" ”

"BBC!"

"Forum!"

"Don't believe it!"

While talking, the eldest Zheng Xukai moved the laptop of the second child Song Jiangtao, clicked on a photo on the alumni network, and then showed it to He Naixuan, who was still confused.

He Naixuan took a look, damn! Isn't this the picture of myself eating at Tex and Shagger? Who filmed it?

Jia on the right hand also moved the mouse, and said a little guilty: "Look at it, there are one from all angles, tsk!" Sixth brother, Youmu has the feeling of being secretly photographed as a star? ”

Hearing Jia Ye's words, He Naixuan almost fainted, but he was not idle, he turned around the computer and looked at it, sure enough! 360 degrees without dead ends, back, front, left...... There are photos of him looking at Xia Gege with pampering eyes, as well as photos of him helping Xia Gege get green silk next to his ears, and there are also photos of him helping Xia Gege wipe the corners of his mouth with a pouting mouth.

"Hello, as a member of the 606 dormitory of the great handsome guys, what do you think about this candid shooting? Please give me a brief statement about 606 Entertainment News. ”

Jiang Dongyu and Zhang Fei are two treasures, two people pretend to be reporters, Zhang Fei carries a pillow on his shoulder as a camera, and Jiangdongyu rolls up a book as a microphone and comes to He Naixuan.

"Your uncle!"

He Naixuan burst into a foul mouth, ignored Jiangdong and them, and then hurriedly logged in to his alumni network account and the school forum, sure enough, both the alumni network and the forum were discussing themselves.

People are afraid to be famous! It's no wonder that celebrities wear black supers and big masks when they go out, it turns out that this is because of this.

He Naixuan's first reaction was that Mi Ke didn't know, he took out his mobile phone and made a call to Mi Ke but found that it was turned off, he sat there and didn't move and looked at the side.

Zheng Xukai on the side was snatching the book in Jiangdongyu's hand, which he borrowed from the library, but it was rolled up by Jiangdongyu like this, how could he return it at that time?

He Naixuan originally wanted to call the landline of Mi Ke's bedroom, but he just changed the bedroom, and he didn't know it! After thinking about it for a while, he decided to ignore it for now, Mike shouldn't believe this, right?

This matter is not big or small, and if I see Mi tomorrow, as long as he explains it well. He Naixuan felt that Mi Ke still had feelings for himself, otherwise how could he come uninvited to help him move things in the bedroom that day?

I heard Jia Ye, who took Mi Ke upstairs, said that when he came back from carrying things, he saw Mi Ke. The two of them said hello, and when they heard that they were not there, Mike offered to help him move his things. However, no one knew that such a classic historical picture would happen.

Forget it, let's explain it well when I see Mi Ke tomorrow, He Naixuan slammed his body on the bed and lay down comfortably.

At this time, the chatter in the 606 dormitory also began, and everything originated from Zheng Xukai's book.

Zheng Xukai was flattening the book that was crumpled by Jiangdong language, and Jiangdong language was next to Su Feng, who didn't know what to write, and turned over a historical book.

"Boss, you still read, can you not make such jokes in the future. I'll tell you a bad joke, the boss likes to read, woohahaha. ”

Jiang Dong smiled strangely and flipped through the books in his hand.

Zheng Xukai rolled his eyes and ignored him, Jiangdong is a beast, the more you pay attention to him, the more he will have to be scolded. You ignore him, and after a while he finds it boring and stops playing.

At this time, Song Jiang, who was reading a serialized novel, opened fire on Zhang Fei, who was exercising with dumbbells: "Feizi, Ah Fei, you should read the book the most." ”

Jia also interjected to sow discord: "Brother Fei, second brother is saying that the meat is hard and brainless!" ”

"Hard-fleshed and brainless? What do you mean by hard meat and no brain? I've only heard of big-chested brainlessness. ”

Liang Yu, who had finished watering his beloved flowers from the balcony, came in, and when he came to such a sentence, Jia also replied with disdain: "It's terrible to have no knowledge!" The muscles are not hard, the flesh is hard and brainless, which means that the muscles are very hard, but there is no brain. ”

"Phew!" Liang Yu put down the kettle and took a sip of Jia Ye, and Zhang Fei, who didn't speak on the side, put down the dumbbell and spoke: "I also read!" I insisted on watching it for an hour every day. ”

"What book?"

"On the aesthetics of the human body and the process of intimate contact between people."

What's that? With such a long name, Liang Yu and Jia Ye were all dumbfounded, and He Naixuan on the bed said leisurely: "H book!" ”

"Damn!" Except for Su Feng, everyone in the bedroom stretched out their middle fingers to Zhang Fei, but Zhang Fei went to the water room with a basin to wash clothes without a red face and a heartbeat.

"Hey, I saw a sentence, it makes sense, I'll read it to everyone!"

Jiang Dongyu, who was flipping through the book, took the book and spoke, Liang Yu squinted at him and didn't speak, and Jia also lay on the bed and knocked melon seeds.

"Sometimes you want to make a date, but you find that you accidentally fall in love; Sometimes you want to have a good relationship, but you find that you just have an appointment. ”

After listening to Jiangdong's recitation, He Naixuan continued: "The world is so big, but the bed is so small, and the two people on the bed used to be so good, but they can't grow old together. I like the era of holding hands and getting married, but living in such an era when I have sex and no results. ”

"Incisive!"

"Ass!"

"Alas, in fact, men are the hardest! I am tired to death all my life. ”

Zheng Xukai, who had not interjected, said with a sigh, which immediately caused several animals in the bedroom to nod their heads.

"Especially for women!"

Jiang Dongyu added another sentence, and Liang Yu suddenly smashed a pillow and passed: "TMD, what you said is good, you haven't been running around all day for your family Jinjin." ”

"Why don't others talk about themselves, you two are half a catty!" Song Jiangtao closed the computer, cocked Erlang's legs and said speechlessly.

"Second brother, are you saying that you are not sincere to your second sister-in-law, and you will not work hard for your second sister-in-law? Well, I'll go snitch tomorrow! Jia also said suddenly.

“nmb！”

He Naixuan sat up and began to undress, he looked at his watch and knew that the lights would be turned off soon, he glanced at the animals and said, "There are many ways for men to die." ”

"See a beautiful woman? Gluttony, get into your hands? Beautiful death, deceived into the room? Rush to death, sleep in bed? Tired to death, wife knows? Scared to death, Mom and Dad know? Shame to death, the leader knows? Whole death, the rival in love knows? Kill! ”

Animals: "......"

Jiang Dongyu spoke at this time: "Brother He, what if you don't have a wife?" Is it just scared to death, there is no leader, and there is no love enemy, is it just tired, I think the tired must be a kidney loss! ”

"If you see a beautiful woman and don't die of hunger, you can't see what happened later, can't you die?"

He Naixuan replied leisurely: "Seeing a beautiful woman who is not moved can only explain one problem." ”

"What's the problem?"

"You're a eunuch!"

“……”

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