Chapter 281: Catching Fish
The next day.
Morning.
Li Zhou went out with two dark circles under his eyes, very tired, a few more wrinkles on his haggard face, a little more sorrow between his eyebrows, followed by Zhao Wanshuang and Cao Wanrong, his face was still red, he followed behind shyly, walked with his head down, as if he had made a big mistake, and did not dare to raise his head to speak.
The well-behaved appearance of the two, without saying a word, followed quietly behind, making Xiao Wu feel incredible, when did he like to tease his wife also had such a gentle scene, from the time they came out to the present, they didn't say a word, and they got out of a new Ximen Bei, ruthless.
Xiao Wu approached Li Zhou's side, quietly covered his hands and asked, "Young Master, what happened, why does Madam look half-dead, could it be that who came?" ”
With a smile and pity, the young master is really not easy, the two ladies must be very uncomfortable to come to that together, Li Zhou glared at Xiao Wu fiercely, and said angrily: "You hurry up and get out of here, I don't need you to accompany me today." ”
"Okay, don't worry, young master, I will definitely not follow you today, you have fun, I'll go first, madam." Xiao Wu couldn't stand the eyes of the ladies with excessive lethality, and left in a huff, from the first question he asked, he felt that the incomparably cold killing machine locked on him, and he had to leave.
Li Zhou's words just gave him a reason to leave, when to leave if he didn't leave at this time, he would regret it if he didn't leave, with Ximen North by his side, they would not be in any danger, and Mrs. Zhao Wanshuang was also a practitioner, nothing would happen, no more of him, no less of him.
Instead of suffering, you might as well work here.
Xiao Wu left, walked very fast, did not give Li Zhou a chance to stay, Zhao Wanshuang and the two saw Xiao Wu leave, their heads suddenly raised, no longer shy, nodded to each other, walked up to Li Zhou's side, hugged him, pinched Li Zhou's waist hard, gritted his teeth while pinching back: "Husband, what did you do last night?" ”
The face was red, and it was invariant, Ximen Bei heard the question of the two of them, what happened last night, why were the two of them so angry, their faces were still red, what happened?
Li Zhou squinted his eyes, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he bent a beautiful arc, looking very charming, Zhao Wanshuang would not be deceived by Li Zhou's hypocritical smile, thinking of the shy thing last night, they couldn't get angry, they couldn't imagine that the husband was so despicable and shameless, and he ...... Unexpectedly.......
Do that kind of thing while they're drunk.
When I got up in the morning, I found that there was one more person around me, the two of them were frightened, and then things were so embarrassing, the two got up and tidied up their clothes, and left the room in a gray way, one went in one direction, and looked at each other, so as not to embarrass everyone, after walking for a long time, I figured it out and came back to Li Zhou to settle the account, as a result, Li Zhou's mouth was full of smiles, I don't know whether to laugh or smile, which made the two women very angry.
Beat, no, scold, no, don't fight, don't scold, the heart can't pass, in the end, I can only ignore Li Zhou.
But I didn't want Li Zhou to be so happy, he actually did that kind of thing, ashamed of them, his hand was hard, Li Zhou's brows were furrowed, his heart was happy, what was the little pain in his body, and he couldn't bear it.
The wish that has never had a chance to be realized suddenly came true, Li Zhou remembered the scene last night, and his heart couldn't help but be even happier, and the arc was even bigger, which made the two girls suddenly angry, this damn husband must be fantasizing about the unimaginable scene again, and his hand continued to exert force.
Then, Li Zhou was still smiling, the smile made the two of them cold, they glanced at each other, and found that this trick had no way to deal with the husband, let go of the hand, and felt that it was inappropriate to hold Li Zhou's hand, let go of it, hold it not, the husband would definitely laugh at them all the time.
Seeing the embarrassment of the two, Li Zhou relieved the siege and said, "We're going to catch fish today, aren't you happy?" Don't put on that stinky face, don't you like to play? Let's go, let's hurry up, if we don't go, it's too late. ”
Li Zhou pulled the two out of the house, Ximenbei followed behind, the Bai brothers were left here by Li Zhou to take care of them, their few people in the world, it was not appropriate for them to come with them, besides, their safety did not need the two of them, with Ximenbei by his side, there would be no danger, this is a remote place, who wants to deal with him, there is no one in Fang County.
As for those people in Chang'an, they shouldn't deal with him, the emperor is far away, he doesn't get in the way, they won't let go like this, Li Zhou doesn't need to worry, he took the two of them out of the field, walked in the field, rolled up his trouser legs, carefully stepped on the ridge, and after some difficult movements, they came to the edge of the stream.
There are a lot of fish swimming in the clear stream, a lot of palm-sized ones, but not much, seeing the arrival of Li Zhou and others, they quickly left, stirring the clear stream, turbidity gushing, and soon regained its clarity, the fish have disappeared, looking at the clear stream, Li Zhou couldn't help it, and jumped down directly.
"Poof."
The stream reached Li Zhou's knees, it was not very deep, the coolness surged into his heart, stimulating Li Zhou's skin, Li Zhou couldn't help it, adapted to the temperature in the water, Li Zhou stretched out his hand to pull the two girls into the water, the two women hesitated, looked at each other, urged each other to go into the water first, Zhao Wanshuang asked Cao Wanrong to go down first, out of inner vigilance, Cao Wanrong did not go down.
There was a stalemate, the two waited for one of them to test it, no one knew what bad ideas Li Zhou would have, Li Zhou's character was better known than anyone else, and they would definitely not be so kind.
"Come, ma'am, haven't you been clamoring to come? Why do you have to be restrained after you come? Hurry up, it's really okay, it's nice here, it's cool, don't believe it, you see. ”
Li Zhou stirred the water hard, the clear water suddenly became turbid, and the yellow turbidity occupied the stream, Zhao Wanshuang and the two still didn't dare to go down, their brows were furrowed, Li Zhou couldn't stand it, and suddenly stepped forward, grabbed one person with one hand, regardless of their resistance, pulled it down, and the two of them were caught off guard, went down, feeling the coolness, and the frowning brows stretched.
The worried face stretched out, and began to carefully stir the water surface, Ximen Bei stood on it, quietly looked at the three people below, holding the long sword, without the slightest intention of coming down, Li Zhou asked: "Ximen Bei, do you want to come down too." ”
Li Zhou's hand had already stretched out, Ximenbei was motionless, he didn't even bother to raise his eyelids, and directly ignored Li Zhou, Li Zhou was embarrassed, his hand was stiff there, fortunately, Li Zhou's psychological endurance was strong enough, he withdrew his hand as if nothing happened, turned around and said to the two women with a smile: "What do you see is that?" ”
The two women looked down and saw that there was nothing, the corners of Li Zhou's mouth curled, made a conspiracy to succeed in a smile, bent over to scoop water, and when the two women turned around, the water splashed on the faces of the two, flowing down from their foreheads, soaking their clothes, and their hair falling down.
Somewhat embarrassed.
"Husband."
"Husband."
The voice raised a few decibels, Zhao Wanshuang turned around, then bent over, spooned the water, and splashed it hard, the water flew to Li Zhou's face, and the falling water droplets made Li Zhou stunned, Cao Wanrong was not far behind, hateful husband, didn't say anything about that kind of thing last night, and wanted to continue to bully them, don't even think about it.
Bent over and scooped the water and splashed it hard, Li Zhou suddenly had more water droplets on his body, Li Zhou wiped the water droplets on his face, and said with an evil smile: "Okay, you guys, you dare to treat your husband like this, see how I clean you up." ”
Li Zhou bent over to scoop water, the two women were not slow, they splashed water together, once or twice, three times or four times, dodging, bending, splashing water, laughter sounded, and for a while, it seemed to become a Songkran Festival, the atmosphere was strong, and the water droplets kept taking off.
"Take me."
Li Zhou scooped a lot of water hard and splashed it hard at Cao Wanrong, Cao Wanrong couldn't dodge, hit the bull's-eye, and her face was full of water droplets, Zhao Wanshuang saw the opportunity, and with a flick of her feet, a large wave of water droplets flew up, pouring Li Zhou's body into her body, all wet.
"Huh?"
Footwash? Give me a drink of footwater?
"Ah, ma'am, you ......."
"Haha, husband, are you ...... Ha ha. ”
"Haha."
Cao Wanrong also smiled, amused by Li Zhou's appearance, not only drank the footwater, but also very embarrassed, compared to them, Li Zhou was more miserable, after laughing, Li Zhou combed his hair, the joke came to an end, and smiled: "Madam, let's stop playing in the water, catch fish, our lunch is the fish here." ”
Zhao Wanshuang looked at the bottom of the water, the fish were swimming freely, large and small, there were few varieties, that is, those few, and said disdainfully: "Husband, it's just you, okay?" ”
"Why can't I? Weren't you very happy last night? ”
Li Zhou really didn't open any pot to mention, specifically looking for embarrassing things to say, the two women's faces turned red again, they looked down at the water, and they didn't dare to face Li Zhou's gaze, Li Zhou was proud, let you say I can't do it, hum, how can a man say that he can't do it.
"Husband."
During the period, Ai Ai's coquettishness gave Li Zhou goosebumps, Li Zhou couldn't stand it, and said proudly: "Let me show you what professional fishing is." ”
Li Zhou concentrated, motionless, staring at the fish under the water, stood for about a quarter of an hour, a palm-sized fish reached the soles of his feet, Li Zhou's eyes flashed, his movements moved, and he set out with lightning speed, the water splashed, Li Zhou's whole person pounced in, rippling a bunch of waves, and the two women covered their mouths, not wanting to laugh.
But they couldn't help it, because they saw Li Zhou standing up empty-handed very embarrassed, looked at them shyly, laughed, laughed loudly, unscrupulously, and didn't give any face.
"Haha, husband, are you kidding us?"
"Haha, I can't help it, Wanrong, you said that the husband is not here to dive, not to catch fish."
"Hmm."
The most fatal injury was Cao Wanrong's last; Two words, Li Zhou can't wait to find a hole to get into, it's too shameless.