Chapter 51: Unreasonable nonsense
Compared with the previous contract with Zhang Dashan, the contract between Li Changfeng and Chen Jinnan is simpler, only a one-sided contract.
The gist is: Li Changfeng helped Chen Jinnan pretend to be Kangxi and sit on the dragon chair, and afterwards, Chen Jinnan paid 20% of the Manchu Qing national fortune.
If Li Changfeng failed to help him pretend to be Kangxi and sit on the dragon chair, there would be nothing at all.
And if Chen Jinnan succeeds, if he wants to play tricks on the Manchu Qing Dynasty that does not pay 20%, he will be thundered with five thunders and there will be no corpse.
The contract was established, and the nominal guarantor was not God, nor a chat group, but "Lord of the Five Elements Heaven, Da Luo Immortal Kong Xuan!"
That's right, Li Changfeng is using the name of the group leader Kong Xuan to swagger and deceive others outside.
Ahem, slander, absolutely slander.
In someone's opinion, he is helping the group leader Kong Xuan expand his influence, and is committed to spreading the prestige of the group leader to the heavens and all worlds.
He is so upright, kind, real, enthusiastic, loves the group leader, and supports the good members of the group leader, how can he be careful, it is all slander, slander.
Of course, if Chen Jinnan violates the contract, and there are no five thunderbolts, there will be no corpse.
Then, he Li must think about the future problems.
What's more, people's Da Luo Jin Immortals are all eternal and comfortable beyond the time and space of the ten thousand worlds, and those who read my name in the world, I will respond to them, and those who ask for them will be able to achieve it. If you're too wasteful, how can you protect us little brothers? Can't protect us little brothers, can we have a future with you?
Hey, if the boss doesn't give it, don't blame us little brothers for having other ideas.
Life, it's such a reality, everything is forced by life!
Of course, he was not afraid that Chen Jinnan would dare to repay the debt, and really thought that his forty-meter machete was an ornament, which annoyed him and chopped the Forbidden City.
Of course, Chen Jinnan didn't know a series of tricks in someone's heart, he looked at the contract in front of him, although he knew that it was a little unfair, but he didn't say anything and happily signed his name on it.
At the same time, he didn't think about breaking the contract, because he was a smart person, and as long as he was a smart person, he wouldn't let himself be hurt for someone else's things.
What's more, as long as you think about someone's force value, he won't be moved, not moved!
After Chen Jinnan signed his name, he felt that he and Li Changfeng were already comrades-in-arms on the same front, and while he was relieved, his eyes couldn't help but look at the little emperor Kangxi who was still asleep.
Since I have decided to be an impostor, then this real thing, of course, needs to be disposed of, otherwise it will be a bit of a trouble if it pops up one day.
Chen Jinnan's thoughts, of course Li Changfeng is clear, but the current little Kangxi can't die yet, he glanced at Chen Jinnan and said: "Now Kangxi can't die yet, although you are disguised as a little Kangxi, you may not be able to get the recognition of the Manchu National Movement, only after you are recognized by the Manchu National Movement, you are the emperor of the Manchu Dynasty." ”
Li Changfeng still has a sentence in his heart, if you don't get the approval of the Manchu Qing national fortune, then naturally you can't unite the Manchu national fortune, let alone use the national fortune as a transaction.
If he did not get the fortune of the country, wouldn't everything he did be meaningless.
When Chen Jinnan heard this, although he didn't understand it, he didn't ask much, just nodded and said no more, and began to study Xiao Kangxi's posture.
"Bang, Bang, Bang!"
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, followed by Wei Xiaobao's voice.
"Big guy, we've prepared a meal for you, do you want to eat some first?"
"No!"
When Li Changfeng heard this, he snorted coldly and directly rejected Wei Xiaobao's proposal.
Just kidding, with Kun in hand, do you still need to think about eating?
Now he feels that he can be full after drinking two bowls of Northwest Wind, but he can still gnaw two mouthfuls of soil to change the taste, and since he has Kunah, his mother no longer has to worry about my food.
Ahem!
Of course, no one wants to eat soil if they can eat, they can eat panacea, they can gnaw on the treasures of heaven and earth, and who will choose to eat.
Now he Li is rich, and the qi and blood pills are eaten as jelly beans, and the ginseng is eaten as radishes, anyway, my kun is so powerful, the digestion is too good, what are you worried about.
You say, the pill will have erysipelas, and gnawing on the treasures of heaven and earth will leave hidden dangers in cultivation?
I'm sorry, I have Kun in my hand, I have it in the world, what elixir erysipelas, what natural treasures, as long as it enters the stomach of a certain family, it is to send me Kun food, all of which will be turned into pure aura, essence, qi and blood power.
Hey, with my Kun, I can breathe and cultivate, not to mention holding pills and heavenly treasures.
People must have dreams, what is the difference between not having dreams and a salted fish?
Before entering the world of Lu Ding Ji, Li Changfeng set a small goal for himself, not one billion and eight billion, and eat out a third-order martial arts master peak first.
When the people outside the door heard Li Changfeng's refusal, they immediately became anxious, and begged in a low voice: "Master, the little one knows that you don't need to eat for your old gongshen creation, but the emperor can't compare with you in the flesh, can you let the emperor eat first?"
Li Changfeng thought about it, felt that what the outsiders said was also reasonable, thought about it, stretched out his hand, swept the sleeping Kangxi under the bed, leaving only an impostor, and then said: "Since this is the case, then send it in!"
seemed to be afraid of causing Li Changfeng's misunderstanding, but the people who came to deliver the food were acquaintances, Wei Xiaobao and Duolong, each of whom carried a food box, wiped the table neatly, and put the meal prepared by the palace kitchen on the table.
Chen Jinnan glanced at Li Changfeng, as if asking what to do next.
Of course, this scene fell in the eyes of Wei Xiaobao and Duolong, that is, the emperor wanted to eat, but he was afraid that the big demon king in front of him would not allow it.
Seeing this, Duolong seemed to be a little anxious, and he and Wei Xiaobao kept squeezing their eyebrows, and they didn't know what they were communicating secretly.
"Eat it!"
When Chen Jinnan heard this, he nodded quietly, picked up the chopsticks, and was about to pick up the vegetables.
"Your Majesty, let the servants serve you vegetables!"
Before Chen Jinnan's chopsticks fell, Duolong quickly snatched the chopsticks and put a chicken leg from the table into his bowl.
Li Changfeng seemed to turn a blind eye to this, just sat there and watched the two perform, without the slightest intention of moving chopsticks.
Joke!
How could he, Li Changfeng, not eat the food because he was afraid that it would be poisonous?
The pill is hard to eat, the ginseng is hard to chew, and the natural treasure is a little toothy, so what?
What he wants is this effect, as the so-called, the heavens descend on their own bodies, they must first suffer their own minds, work their muscles and bones, starve their own bodies, and empty their bodies, this little tribulation can't bear it, how can he climb the peak of martial arts in the future?
As for the poison that can be called a bug in the world of nonsensical movies?
Floating clouds, floating clouds.
While feeding Chen Jinnan, Duolong gave Wei Xiaobao a look, with an exaggerated expression, as if he was afraid that Li Changfeng would not see it.
Seeing this, Wei Xiaobao neatly filled the empty bowl in front of Li Changfeng with food, and then flattered: "Big guy, why don't you eat some too." ”
"This is the imperial kitchen of the palace dining room specially made for your elderly, to ensure that it is fresh and delicious, no pesticides or fertilizers, green and pollution-free. ”
Don't ask Wei Xiaobao how he knows "green pollution-free", and don't dwell on whether there were pesticides and costs in ancient times, the nonsensical world is so unreasonable.
For example, I love a piece of firewood that appeared in the movie world of Lu Ding Ji, and even the world's top master, the Nine Difficulties Master, was tricked, dominating the desire forest, let alone touching it, I can't stand it when I smell it. Hence the name, when this thing is poisoned, the poisoned person will complain about the strip or stick-shaped object, and keep chasing and asking for kisses, no matter how you resist, even humiliate him, or beat him, he will still move forward bravely and will not give up.
Anyway, as long as it is a nonsensical movie that Stephen Chow participates in, there will be some strange poisons, or tricks, or estrus, or poisoning people, making people crazy, and so on.
Li Changfeng is confident that he can sweep the world with martial arts, but he does not dare to guarantee that he will be immune to these unreasonable poisons.
Therefore, he will never eat Wei Xiaobao's things in this world.
In the face of Wei Xiaobao's warm hospitality, Li Changfeng glanced at him with disdain, and took out a baby's wrist-thick ginseng and nibbled on it without care.
"I'll just eat this, and as for the food on the table, you three can finish it for me. ”
"Remember, finish eating!"