Chapter 122: Funny Family
"SBS popular songs in the second week of April, the first place in the live broadcast TOP. The first place of the pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info this week is Baek Ji-young ~ "Don't Love"! On the TV, the host Andy and Goo Hye-sun read out the results of this issue at the same time.
"Right? ke.dae, one should be awarded to us "Huang Zhenyi". Mother Xu smiled and touched Father Xu, who had an ugly face. Because of the many artists in the family, the two also like watching variety shows and singing shows, and they were just arguing about who would get one between Baek Ji-young and Cheng Shijing. Obviously, Xu's mother won, and this one is also a hot drama that she likes to watch, "Huang Zhenyi" has added another fire.
"Ho~ho~, I really don't know what's so good about singing in this white. Just singing and smoking, there is something blocked in the nose, or in the throat, uh! Stuffed with phlegm. Father Xu couldn't see his wife's smug appearance, and couldn't help but slander him.
"Ah~mo.gu, (what are you talking about)!?" Mother Xu dropped the clothes she was folding in her hand and shouted at Xu's father.
"Ah~ Abba is really, how can you say such disgusting words? Bai Zhiying's predecessors are very hard and very powerful. Xiaoxian, who helped his mother fold her clothes, couldn't help complaining. Lin Yun'er, who was sitting on the sofa and nibbling on a huge pot of popcorn, looked at the few people sitting in a row on the carpet and smirked. Taeyeon, who was next to Xu's father, was also busy folding clothes, and when she heard the conversation of the Xu family, she shrugged her shoulders and snickered.
"Yikes! You two mothers and daughters are bullying me for outsiders together, eh, the head of this family? Women are difficult to raise, which means that you are like you, and I don't know who supports this family, gives you food, and doesn't know how to be grateful. Father Xu shouted that he was not convinced, and wanted to use the majesty of the head of the family to raise face for himself.
"It's Chan-ho."
“oppa。” The mother and daughter of the Xu family told the truth almost at the same time, who was raising the family.
"na.do (I think so too)." Taeyeon held back a smile and raised her hand in response.
Father Xu lowered his face, turned his head, and looked at Yun'er, who was chewing the popcorn to the point of a snap. put the last chance to refute it on her.
"A.bo.ji (uncle)..."Lin Yun'er squinted her eyes and called sweetly, making Father Xu feel cool from head to toe, but unfortunately the little girl hadn't finished speaking. I also think it's Chan Ho oppa. ”
"......" Father Xu, who was still smiling just now, immediately changed his face after hearing this, and turned his head with a cold face.
"Oh, ""!" The prelude to this song sounded on the TV, which was the encore stage of the stars, and Lin Yuna jumped up from the sofa. (This song was released in '96 and was originally titled "Ggoong-", a song by Clon.) Back then, he helped Cool Dragon win the first place in the live broadcast TOP for five consecutive weeks and won the Gold Cup. Later, it was used in the 02 South Korea-Japan World Cup, and the cheering song of the South Korean team was a smash hit. With a mouthful of popcorn in her mouth and still not swallowing it, Lin Yuna ran to the TV with her slippers in her slippers and happily danced along with a hilarious retro dance. The bulging cheeks, the hair that was thrown up from time to time, and the expression of squeezing eyebrows made the three girls sitting laugh. Only Xu's father kept a straight face, looking at the eyes like a madman muttering and cursing on the side. Yoona pulled Taeyeon up again, and the two of them squatted and walked like horses, playing locking with the music, which was the most classic funny action, and it had to be matched with a stupid expression.
Father Xu straightened his body, had a cold face, and squinted from time to time, playing happily. Not to mention Xiao Xian, who was sitting on the ground and following the movements, even Mother Xu raised her hand and swayed from side to side. "Ah, a group of sick girls~ crazy, crazy~ The pimple noodles I ate in the morning were not digested, and there was a mess of things dancing here. If you can't, go to the toilet and squat, don't make a fuss here! As soon as Father Xu finished scolding, something fell from the sky and landed firmly on his head. The women paused their movements, looked at him in unison, and then looked at Yun'er's right foot, which was missing a shoe.
"Apoji~" Yun'er smiled flatteringly, carefully picking up the slippers on the head of Xu's father, who was expressionless, with her fingers.
"Hehe, you're dancing pretty well. The leg can kick that high. Father Xu stood up and learned the kicking action they had just made, so frightened that Yun'er hurriedly took two steps back. Hair, forehead ~ is also good, like this. Although Father Xu was shaking his head, the original smile on his face was replaced by a cold look, staring intently at Yun'er with an apologetic face. Well done, if you want to wear high heels in the future, you can give others free holes. If I were your own father, I would shave your hair, tie your hands and feet, and lock you up at home every day, so that you will not be embarrassed when you go out. What's in that mouth, propped up like a frog, and could have eaten a bowl of things, but now that you're practicing kung fu, do you want to put a pot in it?! Father Xu angrily scolded Lin Xiaoyun like a machine gun.
"No, Awa... Burst! Lin Yun'er hurriedly explained, almost choked in a hurry, couldn't help coughing, and squirted out the soft popcorn.
"......." The other three girls looked at Father Xu, who had popcorn sticking to his chin on his chest, and then looked at Yun'er, who was still coughing with her mouth covered. Father Xu turned around and went into the kitchen with an expressionless face. Stiffened body, walked forward with rapid broken steps, accidentally kissed the sofa leg with his toes, bent over and stretched out his hand a few times when he wanted to cover but couldn't, and finally held back the pain. The funny weird posture made several women suffocated, except for Taeyeon.
"Uh-ha-haha..."The golden girl laughed out untimely, still the kind of exaggerated signature aunt laugh. Father Xu stood up and stopped for a few seconds, leaving their backs for an imminent outbreak. Taeyeon immediately suppressed her voice, pretended not to know anything, moved to Xiaoxian's side, and continued to fold clothes.
"Apoji, scissors can't be danced around, put them down~" Lin Yun'er retreated while persuading, looking at Father Xu, who was staring at him with eyes as big as copper bells, and had already begun to calculate the escape route in his heart.
"You two sick things in broad daylight, I'll help you fix it today, and straighten out that wrong nerve. Come here! Lin Yun'er heard Xu's father's roar, shook off her legs and ran upstairs. Father Seo glared back at Taeyeon and walked towards her.
"Ah, Ah, Ah Poji~ I won't laugh next time, please let me go~" Taeyeon hides behind the sofa and rubs her hands to beg for mercy.
"Next time? Mad girl, I'm going to sew both of you mouths up with your hair today! After Seo's father finished speaking, he rushed up, so frightened that Kim Taeyeon shouted and ran away, and also ran upstairs.
"Ahh No, Abba! ”
"I'm going to kill you both today!"
"Please spare us, Oma!"
Listening to the screams and screams upstairs and the sound of a rattling stampede, Xiaoxian couldn't help but curiously follow upstairs to watch the battle.
Mother Xu shook her head with a smile and put the folded clothes on the sofa. "It's like a family~ Xiaoxian, come down quickly and help my mother cook sweet potatoes together." Mother Xu straightened up and shouted at Xiao Xian, who was looking at the staircase. When I was about to go to the kitchen, I saw four little Binnies wriggling in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, and sighed with a smile: "Hey, spring is coming, time flies so fast~ I don't know what we Canhao are doing." ”
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"Ahh I don't know which beauty is thinking about me, it's not good if I'm too good. Xu Canhao rubbed his nose and said narcissistically.
"Hell man! I didn't find out that you love to gilt yourself so much, it's even worse than West's goddamn thing. But I like it, haha~" The big black fat man Siegel leaned towards Xu Canhao and winked at him cheaply.
Tonight is the U.S. premiere of "Despicable Me," which is being released in more than 2,200 theaters across the U.S. at the same time, just in time for the Easter schedule when there are no animated releases. And this film doesn't need to do any publicity at all, it is popular with the public and tracked by the media. Just because Minions are the mascots of IS, they often appear on IS's websites, and they are almost household names in Europe and the United States. Since the inception of IS, there have been pictures and video clips of it circulating on the Internet, so this film can be said to be the product of much anticipation. In addition, Xu Canhao dubbed the villain Victor, which attracted a large number of his loyal fans to watch the movie.
Xu Canhao, who invited many celebrity friends to the premiere, was sitting on JZ's extended Lincoln with several old friends, and rushed to the Long Island Hotel to celebrate the banquet.
"In my mind, he has always been a funny kid. A weird guy who can stir up the atmosphere! Simpson was attending an all-star event for the first time and touched Daisy with champagne, and Daisy apparently thought so.
"that's.the.way,(aha.aha)i.(aha.aha)..."Xu Canhao cooperated with the "that's.the.way.i." (Casey and Sunshine Choir) playing on the stereo, doing the dance moves of rowing and rocking the oars, and had a lot of fun. Siegel, who is as crazy as he is, and Steve. Carell (Gru's voice comedian) is in a good position to be funny with him.
“oh,! Can't you be more mature? JZ was wearing a 10,000-year-old black super, complaining helplessly. Seeing Xu Canhao winking at himself and letting go of the gun, he laughed weakly. "Bee, let me ask you, why didn't you choose to work with her?" Gradually infected by the atmosphere, JZ, who also began to shake his head, asked Xu Canhao about the co-candidates for "No.Air".
"I'm sorry, this time it's purely for the sake of the company, and we need to promote the fame of other people under it, and Eber's album collaboration this time will give priority to people from his own company." Daisy gave an explanation instead of Xu Canhao and apologized to the old man.
"I see. Rihanna is also a good candidate, and this girl will definitely be a rival to Bee in the future. JZ is praising her, and actually compares her goddess with Xiao Hana.
"Old J, I think your album should be postponed, don't hit the mountain~" Xu Canhao got up and sat next to JZ, put his arm around someone's neck and said with a smile.
"Young people, don't be too confident, who hits whom, it's not necessarily." JZ looked at him coldly, suddenly burst out, and stuck Chan-ho's neck with the crook of his arm.
"Ahh cough cough~ Can you not always use this trick, I am suffocated by your taste. After Xu Canhao said this, he quickly pouted his ass and ran away, returned to Siegel, hugged his fat arm, and sought refuge.
"This kid~" JZ is speechless for him, he is always so noisy in private, not at all like the 172nd richest man on the Forbes list, and the 39th big philanthropist on the charity list of the same name.
"Hehe, Asian-style funny." Simpson didn't like it, believing it to be demeaning to himself, and he was now more and more of an old-fashioned businessman. Such a temperament made him struggle to deal with his love life, and he just recently broke up with his third girlfriend.
"Eber, next month 'Flight 93' will be released, are you sure the album will be released in July? You need to know the severity of the consequences of not being able to make it public. Daisy put down her wine glass, sat down next to Xu Canhao, and asked worriedly, she really couldn't play like him. Until today, the new album, plus the MV, has completed four songs.
Seeing that they had something to talk about, Siegel and Steve took the initiative to get out of the way. "I'll compress the schedule, and I'll be on time when I work day and night. But the design aspect of the MV can't be sloppy, and I think this aspect can be teamed up with Mike. Gonrui (Rolling Stone's up-and-coming director), he still owes me a favor. Any idea why I'm so excited today? Xu Canhao was serious for less than two minutes, and then began to sell his eyebrows to Daisy again.
"Uh-huh~" Daisy smiled and waved her fingers, she really didn't want to play this game with him.
"Do you remember the charity gala that the two of us went to that day, I met him again, he knew that I was going to release a new album, and he asked me to come and see it." Xu Canhao looked proud and proud.
"Michael?" Daisy was interested, and asked in surprise as she turned sideways to Chan Ho.
"Who!? Who are you talking about? Siegel leaned over excitedly.
"You can't think of what happened next." No matter how many times Xu Canhao saw his idol, he couldn't suppress the excitement and nervousness that surged in his heart, and he directly copied all the songs of the singer's new album, which he regarded as absolutely secret, and sent it to others the next day. Several people in the car were attracted by his words, after all, he was a superstar idol who had influenced generations. "Hehe, he's going to collaborate with me on the title song." Xu Canhao saw that the purpose of showing off had been achieved, so he directly told the news that made him sleepless.
"Are you drunk?" Siegel asked him with a matter of concern.
"Ahh It's amazing, no wonder you were so excited that night that you didn't sleep all night, why didn't you tell me earlier!? Daisy was so happy that she almost jumped up, completely lost her workplace demeanor, and asked by turning Xu Canhao's face.
"I didn't want to talk about it today, I wanted to surprise you, when that day came." Xu Canhao shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Oh, man, congratulations on your luck!" Siegel and Seo Chan-ho fist. Several others also congratulated one after another, and Simpson even asked Xu Canhao to call himself that day, Michael was his absolute idol in his mind from his youth until now.
"I already have a hunch that my album is going to be a big hit, hehe. Old J, do we still have to gamble? Xu Canhao provoked JZ cheaply.
"Next time, I'm not stupid." JZ responded angrily, he never flinched, this time he was planted in Xu Canhao's hands, maybe he was thinking about finding a chance to find a field. The crowd who knew him couldn't help but laugh, and Seo Canhao stopped teasing the tiger whiskers and began to turn the topic back to the movie.
"Siegel! Listen, "Technotronic"! "Then there was another joyful song on the stereo, a Technotronic hit." yo,!!..” Xu Canhao began to shake his head again, shaking his body with the dynamic and cheerful rhythm.
"'t.you.know...", Daisy, who had enough momentum, also sang along with Siegel, and several people used the car as a dance floor, nodding and shaking their bodies while singing.
"You.Got.To.'Re.Doin'fine...", even the fake Simpsons and JZ can't escape the vulgarity, with the atmosphere, the mouth is chattering, and the head swings slightly with the rhythm. The black driver, who was isolated, was dressed in black, and through the rearview mirror, he saw that the people in the car were having a good time, increased his volume, and twisted his fat body with everyone.