51. Chapter 51
Xie Zhengfeng was upgraded to a 4-star singer three days after the two songs of the first game of "The Sound of Nature" were uploaded, and netizens also received rave reviews, and spontaneously formed Xie Zhengfeng's support group and fan base.
And "Journey to the West" has been updated from "Gao Lao Zhuang Walker Demon Suppression" to "Zhu Bajie Righteous Monkey King" in the past few days. There are several more exciting plots in these episodes, and netizens have opened a lot of brains.
For example, counting Zhu Bajie, netizens have many grievances against Zhu Shinian's family who destroyed the image of "Goblin":
"Marshal Tianpeng is Bajie, right? Bajie is ugly, why do you still name people pig anal fissures? β
"Poof, it's a pig!"
"Even if Bajie is ugly, he is also disciplined, you see that people are not strong against Cuilan!"
"Wukong calls Cuilan's mother and sister-in-law, don't call an aunt or aunt or something? Impolite monkey! β
"Sun Wukong is thousands of years old, okay!"
"I'll go, Bajie also has an ex-wife, called Second Sister Egg?"
"It's the second sister! lived in Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, recruited Bajie to be the son-in-law of the inverted door, and later she died and left her belongings to Bajie! β
"It's really a good ex-wife, and it is said that monsters can also divorce and package a mistress, so funny!"
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Immediately followed by the plot of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law!
"Wukong is so light, why is it so hard to carry Bajie?"
"Nonsense, Wukong still has more than 10,000 catties of golden hoop sticks in his ears, okay!"
"Ma Dan, in this novel, Chang'e is not the Jade Emperor's junior son, but Bajie really molested others!"
"It's really worthy of being a gossip monkey, and he coaxed Bajie to say everything!"
"What do you say Wukong, what are you doing in charge of other people's Bajie's idle business, you two are monkeys and pigs, not dogs and rats!"
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"Nine-toothed nail rake, look at the weapon of Bajie, a strong farmer's ploughing wind, how can it not be the opponent of the Monkey King!"
"Is Wukong advanced, constantly playing with sticks, and born in acrobatics?"
"Acrobatics is monkey play, let's monkey play!"
"What if the monkey sets fire to Bajie and turns Bajie into a roast suckling pig?"
"Wukong knocked the Bajie wall to the wall!" This sentence almost made Lou Lan laugh to death, you don't see that everyone on the earth who plays on the wall is good-looking!
"Upstairs, you go away, this is Yan SΓΉ's god and demon novel, okay!"
"Wukong and Bajie caught it all night and hidden!"
"Yaya, it's your own person after fighting for a long time!"
"Bajie is really unpopular in this novel, he has a new name, and it is actually called - pig incompetent!"
"Ahh It's Pig Wu Neng! β
"It's time to leave Gao Laozhuang, Wukong said to the servants of the Gao family: 'There will be goblins in the future, take care of the two of me more', laughing and peeing!"
"You can be a monkey!"
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Bajie followed Tang Seng and Wukong reluctantly left Gao Laozhuang, and the three of them came to Huangfengling. Netizens have seen a new goblin - a weasel elf!
"I'll go, this goblin fart and hang up, the great sage can't stand it!"
"The Great Sage...... Blind? β
"I don't close my eyes when I see a sandstorm coming, who is it? But then why are the goblins so good these years? β
"The omnipotent Great Sage can't see it, it's really tortured!"
"Bajie takes care of Brother Monkey, what a good brother!"
"Walking together on the road ahead, even crossing the river together, what can it be if you are tired and tired!"
"Bajie: Brother! Goku: Nerd! Cute! β
"Yes, the weasel was rescued by the Buddha, what a goblin in the background!"
"The weasel is a national second-class wild protected animal, and it can't be killed!"
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The following plot is to accept the third junior brother in the quicksand river.
One of the funniest comments Lou Lan saw here was: "The master is too partial, the eldest apprentice is called Wukong, the second apprentice is called Wu Neng, and the third apprentice names people Monk, Sha Monk, more perfunctory to say!" β
Lou Lan: This guy deliberately made a joke, didn't you see the word "Wujing"!
Of course, everyone didn't forget to complain and bully honest people, and only let the sand monks carry the burden! But later, the Bodhisattvas played a handful of eight precepts, and there was a game of pigs on the tree, and netizens were super happy to watch!
In the next day, the novel reached a small climax - stealing ginseng fruit!
"The Immortal Immortal Mansion, the same longevity as the sky. Zhen Yuanzi in this Wuzhuang view feels very awesome! β
"I feel the same way, people only worship 'heaven and earth'!"
"With whom? Do you want to go into the cave room? β
"Don't you want to be curious about the ginseng fruit, like a child who is not yet full of three dynasties, with all four limbs and salty facial features."
"The brain is so scary, no wonder the master doesn't dare to eat it!"
"The ginseng fruit and the five elements are mutually restrictive, and they melt when they meet water, what if it rains?"
"I probably don't dare to rain on the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian!"
"The three brothers secretly ate the forbidden fruit!"
"Upstairs, that can't be used like that, can it?"
"What does ginseng fruit taste like?"
"It's like a child, it smells like meat!"
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"What I don't understand is that since Wukong and the others admit to stealing it, why don't they just admit to the one who fell into the soil!"
"It's not that the monkey brain forgets, or that you don't admit it for fear of losing face!"
"Damn, I can't bear it, the breeze and the moon are scolding!"
"They didn't pay attention to it, he didn't eat the fruit given to Tang Seng, these two boys ate it secretly, if they gave it to Wukong, they wouldn't cause these things!"
"I'm scolding the monkey for being in a hurry, knocking down people's trees, and absconding in fear of crime!"
"Daxian is here, Wukong can't beat others!"
"Wukong, what a grudge you have with others, you actually smashed other people's pots!"
"Then the question is, when there was a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace, what did these immortals who beat Wukong do?"
"Immortals who don't ask about the world are called masters of the world! People didn't care about it at that time! β
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"Wowhaha, the Great Sage told Fu Lushou that he had broken the roots of Zhenyuan Daxian!"
"I can't cry or laugh, you have to be cautious upstairs, it's the roots of the tree that have been broken!"
"Woo, my monkey brother can't go back to Huaguo Mountain, there is no father, no parents, no wife, the master and the younger brother have been arrested, and they have no way out, so they can only go to find the teacher!"
"I'm crying blind, where did Patriarch Bodhi go? What about the brothers and sisters who studied art together? β
"What are you crying about, maybe it's moving!"
"No, the patriarch still pointed out the medical tree immortal prescription to Wukong!"
"Don't fight, don't know each other, Wukong worshiped another brother, and finally Zhenyuan Daxian was so generous, he picked ten ginseng fruits and gave them to the people who came to help and Wukong and they ate them!"
"People don't feel sorry for the fruit, they want to get back to the field and save face!"
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"Journey to the West" is getting better, and the popularity on the Internet is gradually rising, and by the time it is time to steal ginseng fruit, it has reached the fifth place in the hot search, which makes Lou Lan very happy.