21. The legendary evil mother-in-law
The night before the weekend is always the happiest, Lou Lan helped Yu Chun choose a song, and listened to Penny popularize the principle of light brain, and several people chatted happily, and then went back to their rooms.
After washing, Lou Lan lay on the bed and updated the fifth and sixth chapters of "The Good Wife".
The content of these two chapters can be described as two days of ice and fire, and the reader's comments have hit a small high after reading them!
Although the reader was very resentful of the description of the cave room at the beginning [because it was too cheating, the curtain was drawn and the lights were turned off, covering the spring light in a room, what the hell is this], but the reading was not over-scale description, everyone could see it, so I endured it. [Shuilan Literature Network stipulates: If there is a sexual description in a chapter, according to the size of the scale, readers will be graded similar to a movie, so as not to have a bad impact on underage children. γ
Continue reading, it is a dialogue between the male and female protagonists who get up early the next day:
"Pan Liangyu: 'If you marry a good wife in this life, your heart will bloom like a lamp. From now on, I will pick flowers and wear them early in the spring with you, and pick up the lights on cold nights to guess the riddles. Add fragrance and stand to view the calligraphy and painting, and step on the moss with the moon. Since then, the slang and coquettish voices have been heard all over the room, like a knife that cannot be opened. β
Sister Fang: 'Death and life are broad, and Zicheng said. Hold the hand of the son, and grow old with the son. ββ
Lou Lan stole a coincidence here, she moved Baoyu's words in the Yue opera "Dream of Red Mansions" to imagine her married life with Daiyu, and echoed it with two love poems that are well-known on the earth, which can be regarded as satisfying her own small wish, after all, Baoyu thought that she would marry Sister Lin, but it turned out that Sister Bao was under the hijab, the contrast was too miserable, and it was too embarrassing!
Sure enough, readers are very interested in this description:
"Wow wow, wow, the confession of the male god is so moving, it couldn't be better!!"
"The heroine's response is not bad!"
"I really want to hold my wife's hand like this and not let go, how beautiful! Author, you must promise me, don't abuse, love is still simple and harmless! [Lou Lan: May I ask this benevolent brother, are you interested in developing in the music world? Maybe you're the next one! γ
"The language is so beautiful, the ancient style is ancient!"
It is said that each person will meet about 43.8 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is only 0.000049. Under such a murderous arranged marriage system, the male and female protagonists can still fall in love at first sight, they really won the jackpot! β
"I hope that all lovers in the world can eventually become married."
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The reader continued to read with 120,000 points of satisfaction, only to be caught off guard by the twist.
Without him, the traditional, stern, and fastidious mother-in-law on the planet has appeared!
Chapter 6 says that the new daughter-in-law will go to her mother-in-law to have tea the next morning. The author first described the appearance of this mother-in-law, saying that Pan's mother was a particularly strict woman, dressed in black all the year round, tall and tall, with a solemn face, and she was a person who would not miss a smile when she watched a play or heard a joke, and that the rental income of Pan's family property and the money that Liangyu received as a showman were all at Pan's mother's disposal.
If you can still bear it when you see this, the following is really unbearable!
It turned out that when Huifang was serving tea, Pan's mother first found fault with her for getting up late, and even let herself, an old woman and other young people, reprimand Huifang for being a small family and not knowing etiquette;
Immediately after that, the tea was served, first saying that the tea was too hot, and then the tea was too cold, and finally satisfied, saying that it was too full, and it wet her new clothes!
Liangyu wanted to say a few words for help, but under the signal of his wife's eyes, he still endured it, which made Pan's mother quite satisfied.
After tossing and turning, it was finally time for breakfast, and Huifang stood aside and waited for her mother-in-law to eat first.
What makes readers stunned is that the rules of Huaxia are: the new daughter-in-law serves her mother-in-law for the first time, and after the mother-in-law has eaten a few mouthfuls of food, the daughter-in-law has to eat the leftovers of her mother-in-law!
"Did you ever want to splash tea and rice on your mother-in-law's face?!"
"It's nothing for a family to eat leftovers, this is the first time to eat like this, it's too disrespectful, right?"
"I figured it out, the rules of this Chinese mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are: the mother-in-law eats, and the daughter-in-law watches; The mother-in-law sits, and the daughter-in-law stands. β
"The daughter-in-law is so pitiful, but if you think about it, Pan's mother must have survived like this!"
"Rub, if the mother-in-law has survived like this for many years, then the mentality is abnormal!"
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No matter how much the reader complains, the plot continues to develop.
There are many more rules that Pan's mother has set for her daughter-in-law:
Every day, I have to get up early and ask for a fixed time to wait for my mother-in-law to wash and eat.
The daughter-in-law walks in front of her mother-in-law, either following behind or supporting her. In short, be dignified, and bow your head.
At any time, the daughter-in-law should have a pleasant face, low eyebrows, and pay respect.
The daughter-in-law should have a low voice and few words, a low voice is virtuous, and a high voice is not virtuous; If you talk less, you are virtuous, and if you talk more, you are not virtuous.
If the mother-in-law is sick and itchy, the daughter-in-law should massage her attentively and carefully.
As if he was afraid that he would not be disgusted enough readers, the author also gave an example of a former court's daughter-in-law serving a sick mother-in-law:
It is said that there is a man named Zhou Xiang, his wife Zhang, his mother-in-law is seriously ill, and he can't be cured by famous doctors, and there is a warlock who tells them a secret recipe, saying that his mother-in-law's illness can only be cured by using human liver medicine, but in China, where the medical level is low, and there is no surgery, what should I do? The author said that it was the daughter-in-law who cut a cut under the left rib with a knife, put her hand in, and took out a piece of her liver, and before she even had time to bandage it, she ran to the kitchen and made a bowl of human liver soup for her mother-in-law.
"I'm gone, does the author still have three views?"
"Author, what are you teasing me, how did this Zhang get his liver? Aren't you afraid of tetanus? β
"If you cut your liver, you can still make soup, won't it hurt to death?
"Smash a brick and tell you to choreograph women like this!"
"A bouquet of flowers, I love heavy taste, author, you can come, I will consume it with you, see who has a low limit!!"
"A basket of rotten eggs, but should I thank my mother-in-law, compared with the novel, my mother-in-law is too good to me!"
"I'll rub, I only have one question, why doesn't this Zhou Xiang donate his liver to his mother, he is an immediate relative, and there will be no rejection!"
"Upstairs, you're just talking nonsense, in the background of this era, how can people understand this, the son's liver is worth more than the daughter-in-law's life!"
"Hehe, it's this dynasty that has been misleading and blinding women with this kind of bullshit story-right!"
"That's right, Huaxia preaches that women are virtuous if they are not talented, and they do read this kind of article since they were young, what "The Biography of the Daughters" and so on."
No matter how the reader complains, this chapter ends abruptly at the point where Huifang tries her best to serve her mother-in-law without a trace of complaints.
Maybe this story is too ferocious, the way of the Chinese mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is too sensational for the highly developed science and technology of Shui Lanxing, these two chapters cause anger, especially the first few chapters, even people who don't like to read, or people in other industries have heard of this strange book.
Zhuo Weiwei is one of them, since the last time he used Yu Nature's works to do two articles, he has not had any bright news materials recently, the first two times because of the news explosion, the entertainment network pulled a blockbuster sponsorship, and the leader promoted him to senior editor, and these days there is no table, the leader is already ordering him.
On this day, Zhuo Weiwei saw that many people were discussing how wrong a book called "The Good Wife" was, and he also became interested, found the link and read all the chapters released, frowned, and took it to heart.
The headline on the front page of the entertainment network of the day: "Liu Huifang of Water Blue Star, the legendary evil mother-in-law? Readers are curious to open it and take a look.
This news tells about a remote suburb in Jingdong, there is a Xu family, the mother-in-law has not served a meal by herself in ten years, washed her feet once, and the daughter-in-law is close to the mother-in-law, and all the family's income is spent on the mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law has not added clothes for herself for many years, and even works hard seven days a week to support the family, and the mother-in-law does not do any work at home......
Although there is no drama of cutting the liver to save the mother, this Cheng dΓΉ has exceeded everyone's acceptance!
Also, that's all there is to it in the novel, but there really is such a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in reality? Netizens were angry all of a sudden, where is the law of Shui Lanxing, where is the people-right of Shui Lanxing, and where is the self-esteem of women?
People seemed to have finally found an outlet after holding their breath for a few days, so they were out of control, and the post discussion of this news exceeded one million overnight.
Looking at such a good result, Zhuo Weiwei happily couldn't close his mouth, sure enough, the next day, the light brain of the advertising department was almost blown up, many manufacturers want to add advertisements to this news report special page, and most of them are some feminine products or kitchen products manufacturers, they all want to be able to brush the favorability of their products under the news topics that many women are most concerned about!
Originally, Friday was a rest day, but the manufacturer was full of sincerity, the advertising department of the entertainment network and the content department where Zhuo Weiwei was located worked overtime to determine the merchant with the highest price, signed a contract to make payments, and quickly formulated an advertising plan.
Facts have proved that the effect is also leveraged, of course, it was a long time later, the manufacturer announced the number of sales after the launch of this advertisement, that is simply the rocket class of the jump speed, since then in one fell swoop to establish the leading position of this brand, for many years have not been surpassed by other brands, this advertisement has even been included in the most successful marketing cases, compiled into books, in various classrooms and training, has been repeatedly mentioned!
But, actually, is this news true, literally, there is no problem at all, but in fact, Zhuo Weiwei speculated.
After this incident was later dug up, he was also criticized for Mao, because this "legendary evil mother-in-law" was actually paralyzed in bed...... Of course, I can't serve food, I can't wash my feet, my daughter-in-law serves me, my children are filial, and I spend all my family wealth to treat my mother, and there is no problem, but my mother-in-law really can't do anything if she wants to work!
But Zhuo Weiwei's explanation is also reasonable: we heard about this incident and attached great importance to it, because we didn't have time to investigate the authenticity of the news on the spot, so when we reported it at that time, we used question marks! And immediately after, we went to visit Xu's house, and after learning the truth, we sent another news to clarify, with screenshots as proof!
Netizens: Nima, when the news broke at the beginning, you made the headlines on the front page, and the later clarified reports made the corners and corners, who saw it, it's really a chicken thief!
However, at that time, the hot spot had passed, and Zhuo Weiwei gave the Xu family a lot of money, and everyone was happy, so no one pursued it!