57. My martial arts are not to prevent domestic violence~
"So bother~" X2 Shino Pear and Ami shouted, Taiko Kirino and Taiga. And Long Er was standing next to Shinori and Ami, and it seemed that they were the two who were ready to send them home, but ...... Is there something wrong?
"Hey! You little man, go back to me too! Kirino shouted to Taihe, who was beside Taeko.
"Don't be wordy, I'm on my way home over there~" Dahe, who was carrying his little leather boots, pointed to the second floor of Takasu's house.
"Huh?!" Looking in the direction that Dahe pointed, Kirino who was stunned for a moment also understood which way Dahe was going to go home, the question was. "If you don't have a road, you climb the window?"
"I didn't ...... I didn't have the keys with me, stupid! Dahe said with a slightly sideways face, a little embarrassed.
"Ahh
Kirino suddenly said triumphantly.
"Hmph~ It's really stupid~ It's not borrowing your window."
After Dahe sneered, he took the small leather shoes and walked towards the second floor.
"Be careful, you can't open the door to that scrap." Kirino followed the footsteps of the river and went upstairs. I guess I'm a little worried.
"No, that stinky dog doesn't close the door, although I don't know why."
The sound of Dahe's muttering gradually became smaller, and it seemed that he had already entered the dragon's room.
"Sometimes, I really don't know if the relationship between these two people is good or bad~"
Long Er looked at the disappeared figures of the two and said with a slight sigh.
"Sister Dahe and Xiao Kirino are interesting like this~" Taizi also said with a smile on her face. "Then it's not too early, Long'er, you have to protect the two girls and get home safely~" Taizi, who turned his head, said to Long'er.
"Hmmm! Leave it to me! Long Er patted his chest and said.
"So are you ready to go? Two princesses! Long Er asked.
"Oh! Let's go! Dragon, I'm going to ride the pumpkin cart! Shi Nari rushed out first.
"Not really! That kind of thing. Long Er looked helpless and followed the footsteps of Shi Naili.
"Then the eggplant cart is also acceptable." The voice of the pear came from behind the door.
"Can we stay away from fruits and vegetables?"
"Hey~ Then it's acceptable to use a tandem bike~ Think about it, it's so atmospheric~ Under the starry sky, Ami and I rode tandem bicycles, and Long'er was on the side, laughing and chasing us. Hmm~mm~ It's so romantic. ”
"There's an atmosphere here! Why am I chasing you guys on a tandem bike while haha! I'm sick! I! ”
“……”
"These two are really~" Ami chuckled and followed.
But the helplessness in Ami's own smile, did she notice it herself?
"Then ~ Long'er and Yami, goodbye~" At the door of his house, Shinari said goodbye to Long'er and Ami.
"Hmm~Hmm~ Rest early, there are still many things to do tomorrow. Don't watch the TV series too late. ”
Long Er told uneasily.
"Uh~" slightly spit out the small fragrant tongue of the real pear, it seems that it was said by Long'er, a TV series or something. "Ahem~ as much as possible, as much as possible. You also know that youth is sometimes so helpless~ Then I'll go in first! ”
As if he was afraid, the dragon chattered again, but the pear quickly entered the house. I only listened to a vigorous [I'm back]
"Really, it's like a child~" Long Er shook his head and said. "Let's go then, Ami!"
As he spoke, Long Er took a step.
"Oh~ Is it like a child? Isn't it a wife or something? "The Asian American tone ~ playful tone said so.
"Huh?! What kind of wife!? Long'er stopped and looked at Yami behind him in confusion.
"Isn't it?" With her hands behind her back, Ami walked past Ryu'er. The mouth is also answering Long'er's words
"Sinnari is a wife, and you are a husband. And the river is your child. Isn't that how you get along? ”
"Hey! Where did you see that? Long'er followed Yami's footsteps and asked suspiciously.
"It's not where you see it~ But you are moving in such a situation! It's just that you all feel that there is no problem with this model now. But ...... Aren't you afraid you'll get hurt? Finally, the three of you. And ......"
Ami turned her head to look at Long'er, and said faintly at Long'er. "Why don't you add me at the beginning~"
"Boom!" The dragon's footsteps retreated slightly, and the dragon at this moment was scared, yes, scared.
I don't know if I'm afraid of Ami's gaze or ...... Ami's words that made a profound impact on her. At this moment, Long Er had the urge to escape. Because he knows that if he continues to stay here. Things may change a lot in the future. But this kind of change is not what Long Er wants to see.
But, "How can you escape!!!! No! You can't escape! ”
I'm afraid that Yami is already out of the way when he asks such a thing!
"I'm not really the dragon in the original anime! In the original book, I'm not a dragon who doesn't know anything! I'm a tall bearded dragon with two lives! If I don't understand it, I'm brain-dead! ”
Thinking of this, Long Er slowly closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Whew~" The exhaust breath exhaled from his mouth, and Long Er, who opened his eyes, looked at himself in front of him, and slowly stepped forward. Ami whispered in her ear.
"I'm going to join the nationality of the Celestial Empire, what do you think?"
(In the setting of this book, the Celestial Empire enjoys the rights of three wives and four concubines)
"Huh?!" Ami thought about ten thousand situations, and even thought of Long'er imprisoning herself in a frenzy. And then ~beep~beep~ I thought of anything, but I definitely didn't expect Long'er to say such a thing in his ear.
"I said, do you want to die once?" Ami put her hand under Long'er's ribs and said softly.
"Hey! That's where the kidneys are! Don't mess around! You don't mean me to die, do you? It's going to make me miserable! ”
Long Er suddenly panicked.
"Then what are you talking about! Explain to me, explain. ”
"No~ You said you wanted to add one to you~ I thought about it for a long time before I thought of such a method!!"
Long Er said with an innocent face, although the tone was innocent, but the treacherous taste in his mouth could be heard by anyone.
"You! ......" Ami was suddenly annoyed by the dragon's rogue appearance. There is such a bully~
"Who told you to think of this method! If you don't want to choose one for me! And let me go! ”
Ami struggled in the arms of the dragon.
"Don't let go! Don't let it go! What if you run away, and I'm sorry, I'm a Libra, and I really can't do multiple-choice questions or anything. If you have multiple choice questions, I'm very proficient~"
The smell of scoundrels is getting stronger and stronger.
"You're not afraid of being stabbed that day!" Ami said gloomily.
"I'm not afraid~ I'm practicing martial arts just for such a moment! Think that martial arts came from the Celestial Empire, and I think it was to prevent this situation! Ancestors, you have worked hard! ”
"Huo ~ is so confident, I want to see what your final ending is."
Ami smiled playfully, slipped her hand, took out the mobile phone in Long'er's pants pocket, and dialed it like this.
"Hey! What are you doing? Long Er was a little puzzled.
"Shhh
"Ahem! Quiet~ I'll be quiet. Long Er immediately succumbed.
"Beep~" After a sound, the phone was connected. The voice on the other side of the phone came from the silence of the street.
"Hey! Why are you calling me? Without the slightest politeness, a voice came out.
"Kirino?" This extremely familiar voice was heard by the dragon as soon as it came out, but it ......
"Why did Ami call Kirino called?"
"It's me, Yami!"
"Uh...... What's the matter? ”
If Kirino was a little afraid of Ami before, why is it so polite now judging from the tone?
"I'm here to apologize, if I hadn't called you when I graduated from elementary school, maybe it wouldn't be the same now~ I'm sorry, Kirino. I didn't expect this to be the case at the time. ”
Ami sighed and said.
“…… Does it make sense to say such things now? ”
After a long silence, it was Kirino who was still unkind to speak.
"No, it just made me feel better, and now that I think about it, I don't regret it."
Yamei said confrontedly, saying that Yami, you are really an apology.
"Hmph~ It's really shameless~ You woman. And also...... Wait and see. The result will not change. ”
Saying this, Kirino couldn't wait to hang up the phone.
"I said what are you doing~" Long Er looked at Yami in his arms with a puzzled face. From beginning to end, Long Er didn't understand what the two were saying. Obviously, if you take each word apart, you can understand it~
"Want to know?"
Ami asked, tilting her head.
"Eun!!"
Long Er nodded like pounding garlic.
"It's just to make the battlefield more interesting, and if there are more people, no matter how high the martial arts are. The chance of a firewood knife can also be increased~"
Ami seems to be saying something very scary!
“……”
In the end, Long'er doesn't remember how he let go of Ami and sent her home, but when she woke up the next day. Nervously touched his neck and stomach.
"It's nice that there is no red ketchup~~"
Long Er was so happy.
Early in the morning, the trio of Dahe, Shinairi, and Ryu'er came to the school. Ami also lectured seriously in class. Everything is very normal, so normal that Long'er wonders if Yami said something like that, and she is not so scoundrel. But isn't it the dragon who touches his lower abdomen and neck, and knows that it is time for him to strengthen his force value. By the way, if you can, do you want to catch a red frog and eat a centipede or something? to increase the ability to resist poison~
Just as Long Er pondered the feasibility of this method.
"Didi~" came from the school gate, the horn car of a large truck. Long Er looked up and saw that several large trucks with containers had slowly driven into the school. It's also that Long'er finally has some good news.
"Are you coming~ The cultural festival can finally be carried out lively!