Chapter 1370: Cheap Brother
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Or in the clothing store of the large shopping mall just now, Zhang Han sat on the sofa and had the urge to slap himself. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
What a shit!
If you want to be a good person, you can throw a handful of RMB to Youmeng, don't girls like this simple and direct way to repay? Even if you don't like money too cheesy, you can do it in other ways, why do you want to put yourself to death? Isn't that fun? Or do you want to move the other party to tears and finally give you your life?
No matter how much he thought about it, Zhang Han felt that he was too lost, so he could only scold himself for being too stupid over and over again in his heart.
"How's this one?" Yumeng asked, carrying a white lace dress.
Zhang Han raised his head with a surprised expression, "Perfect!" It's a crime not to wear it, and I can guarantee that this dress was designed to be waiting for you to buy it. ”
Yumu couldn't help but giggle, covering her mouth with her hand as if she were a lady as always.
"This is the fifth thing, I haven't said it all the time, how can you make me believe you?"
Zhang Han wanted to scold people a little, it's already the fifth thing, didn't you think about letting go of me, a poor lost boy?
The woman is really cruel and doesn't think about other people's feelings at all.
In a dream, I saw Zhang Han with a strange expression of pain, embarrassment and humiliation, and I hadn't shopped enough, so I thought about it and let Zhang Han go.
"Forget it, since you think it looks good, then this one, don't pick it."
Zhang Hanru was pardoned, and got up from the sofa with a pout, "Then let's go back?" ”
"What are you going to do? Ning Xiang has also been wearing two clothes for a long time, and I am going to pick two for her. ”
“……”
Unfortunately, everyone knows that although Ning Xiang doesn't like shopping, she is more picky about clothes than dreams.
Fortunately, Zhang Han knows her dressing style very well and what type she likes.
I went to a few clothing stores with Youmeng, and finally found a cute clothing style, Ning Xiang didn't come anyway, and it wasn't up to the two of them to decide what to buy? Whether she wears it or not is her own, and if she buys it, the task is completed.
Zhang Han didn't ask for Youmeng's opinion, pointed to a few sets of card children's clothes and said to the boss, "That, that, and that, all of them are going to be wrapped up for me." ”
The boss's eyelids jumped with joy, this is not a fool or a local tyrant, he doesn't even look at the label when he buys clothes, and he doesn't know if he lets this guy go next time.
So a special fee of 100% and 30% was added to the checkout.
"The clothes you want." The boss handed over the things to Zhang Han with a smile, "Welcome to come again next time, a total of two thousand three hundred yuan." ”
Zhang Han slowly took out a card from his pocket and handed it to the boss and asked him to swipe it himself.
Waiting for the boss to leave with his bank card in his hand, Yumeng asked with a smile, "You know Ning Xiang quite well." ”
The vinegar in his words made Zhang Han a little surprised, and he didn't understand what this meant.
"Huh? Oh......" thought for a while and said, "Doesn't she just like the things that children like, Chen Peng's bastards know it on their knees, let alone me." ”
If Chen Peng and the others were here, they would definitely feel wronged, and they would be shot while lying down.
Yumeng had an inconspicuous smile on her face, her small and lovely mouth was slightly pursed, and she looked a little cuter than Ning Xiang, "She's a little happier than me." ”
Zhang Han chuckled in his heart, looked at the three pieces of clothes in his hand and quickly explained, "Don't get me wrong, I bought three pieces because I knew that she was very picky, and buying a few more pieces would always satisfy her, right?" If you like it, I can buy you two, no, no, you can buy six, as long as you are not afraid of not being able to wear them all, this store will buy them and give them to you. ”
When he said this, the boss happened to come back, and the bank card he was holding in his hand had been swiped, and the balance of several zeros in it made him regret it very much.
"Your card."
Youmeng took it for Zhang Han and handed it to him and said, "I didn't misunderstand you, you misunderstood me." ”
"Huh?"
Youmeng and Zhang Han walked out of the clothing store, and then said, "I really envy Ning Xiang and envy her for having you take care of her." Although she has been causing trouble for you, the relationship between the two of you is not very good, and you will quarrel at every turn, but I can see that you treat Ning Xiang as your sister, right? Even if she's headstrong, you won't get angry. ”
Zhang Han didn't deny this, but it wasn't as exaggerated as Youmeng said, if Ning Xiang was his sister, it would definitely be better for her than now.
Suddenly understood what Youmeng was thinking, and comforted, "You shouldn't envy Ning Xiang, but Ning Xiang must be very envious of you in your heart." ”
"Why?"
"Because Ning Xiang is the only daughter in the family, he doesn't have anything like his brother, but you do, and your brother is very good to you, so good that all girls can envy him."
Yumeng smiled, and didn't show too much sadness, it seemed that he had almost come out of the incident half a year ago.
"Of course, my brother is certainly the best brother in the world."
Zhang Han walked in front of Youmeng with a shopping bag.
Although the man is not too handsome, he naturally exudes a resolute temperament, and the shopping bag in his hand adds a lot of points to him, this is a man who will take care of people.
The woman's temperament is elegant and sweet, like a lily blooming unscrupulously, and her delicate facial features are enough to dazzle those who see it without makeup.
All the passers-by who saw the two of them were sure in their hearts that the two were a couple.
What the? No? Is God blind?
"Let's go." Zhang Han suddenly spoke, "Since that lazy man of the Blood Blade entrusted you to my care, then my cheap brother can't let you be wronged, right?" ”
"How?" There was a mist in Yumeng's eyes.
Zhang Han noticed that Youmeng's voice trembled slightly, and said without looking back, "Buy you a few more clothes, otherwise I will call the Blood Blade to let me go down to talk." ”
Phantom Dream didn't refuse.
After another hour, this time the dream gave a lot of face, and he jumped three clothes simply and neatly, of course, Zhang Han carried it and prepared to go home.
And Youmeng was already wearing a newly bought dress, the girl really didn't have any resistance to the new clothes, this dress was also her first sight, and she couldn't wait to go back and wear it on her body.
The tall figure is 1.7 meters, the figure is tall, the skin is fair, and Zhang Han, who looks at Zhang Han with a pair of long legs, has a little straight eyes.
The skirt is a doll collar, so as to show the white and delicate neck of the dream, and every faint blue blood vessel on it looms, making the desire for destruction in people's hearts skyrocket, and I can't wait to be a vampire to go up and bite hard.
was about to leave, but Youmeng didn't move, looked at Zhang Han and said, "I always feel that there is something missing." ”
"Shoes? It seems that I bought ......" Zhang Han thought about it, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "You still buy that kind of thing yourself." ”
Yumeng gave him a very unceremonious look, "What did you say?" ”
Zhang Han swallowed, "When I didn't say ......"
Yumeng continued, "I said you bought clothes for me and Ning Xiang, what about yourself? ”
Zhang Han looked down and saw that he was still wearing a pair of jeans and a wide T-shirt that Gu Lan found for him in Shanzhong City last time, and the outer coat was still robbed at Wang Yang's house, which didn't match at all, and it was ugly.
"Don't I have clothes to wear?" In this girl's consciousness, as long as she is not naked, she has clothes.
Youmeng pouted unhappily and said, "Your clothes can only be embarrassing, and the function of wearing them is not obvious." ”
“……”
Zhang Han felt that Youmeng had a very poisonous tongue talent, and with a little practice, she would definitely be able to become atmospheric, but she usually didn't like to talk very much.
Youmeng didn't care whether Zhang Han wanted it or not, he dragged him into a men's clothing store, walked around it and finally found two sets of clothes and came back, and threw them to Zhang Han, who was sitting on the sofa in a bored daze, as if he was waiting for this unwarranted disaster to pass quickly.
"Go try." Youmeng said to Zhang Han with a smile.
Zhang Han thought that it would be over soon, so he hurriedly took his clothes and ran to the fitting room.
When Zhang Han came back, Youmeng's figure circled around Zhang Han several times, and finally nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, yes, I know that my vision is absolutely fine." ”
Zhang Han looked down at the pink shirt on his body, "Isn't it too coquettish for a big man to wear pink?" ”
"What do you mean by sexuality?" Youmeng was very dissatisfied with Zhang Han's statement, "This is called charm, pink is the popular color of this year, I didn't buy a pink skirt just now." ”
Zhang Han felt that it was dangerous to go out dressed like this, and he might be beaten, but he couldn't refute the dream, it didn't make any sense to refute the failure, and if the refutation was successful, he had to stay here for a long time, Zhang Han was about to vomit now, if he could leave, he didn't mind if he was wearing a pink or what color shirt he was wearing.
In the end, in order to avoid the lady and provoke those abnormal men, she rolled up her sleeves a little and put her blazer on her shoulders, barely making the pink shirt look less eye-catching.
Youmeng looked at Zhang Han, who was wearing a pink shirt and a pair of off-white khaki pants on his legs, and didn't know where to take out a pair of sunglasses and put them on Zhang Han's face, and examined them with satisfaction.
"I think I have a talent for being an image designer."
Zhang Han lifted a few shopping bags and said, "It's not because Lao Tzu is in good shape, my mother says that I am handsome in everything." ”
"You dare to deny me credit?" Phantom raised her pink fist and threatened.
Zhang Han smiled, "That's good-looking, the clothes you picked are handsome, compelling, wise, martial and graceful, different ......"
This girl instantly entered an extremely shameless state.
When the two of them came out of it, they were stared at by countless pairs of eyes along the way, which made Zhang Han very uncomfortable, it was better to wear the previous clothes, although it was ugly, he would not be treated as a monkey.
At this moment, Zhang Han's mobile phone vibrate, and he stopped and found that he couldn't take out his mobile phone with both hands occupied.
"What's wrong?" Phantom asked.
Zhang Han gestured to his trouser pocket on the left hand, "Give me the phone." ”
Youmeng approached Zhang Han and bent down and put his hand into Zhang Han's pocket, and for a moment there was a feeling of rapid heartbeat, panic and shortness of breath.
"Hey, who?" Youmeng was a little panicked and forgot to show Zhang Han the number, and Zhang Han didn't know who it was.