635.Chapter 635
"It's simple. www.biquge.info"I looked at Jin Dazhong with a smile, and I was stunned to see this guy in my heart, and after I shrunk my neck, I said: "Fish with you." ”
Jin Dazhong immediately had a loveless expression: "Groove! I knew it! ”
"What, you want to regret it?" I asked.
Jin Dazhong shook his head: "It's all like this, why can I still regret it?" ”
I picked up a stool: "I'm democratic anyway, and I don't mind if you want to go back." ”
"Fuck your uncle." Jin Dazhong glanced at the stool in my hand and scolded, "Say, what's the matter?" ”
"You just have to lie in bed." I say.
"Lying in bed?" Jin Dazhong frowned: "Then just find me another girl, anyway, I'm idle in bed." ”
The corners of my mouth twitched, and I didn't bother to continue talking nonsense with this animal, I picked him up with one hand and put him on the bed, Jin Dazhong's grandson's heart was so big that it was boundless, at this time, he was lying on his side on the bed, pinching the orchid finger with his left hand and touching it all the way from his feet to his chest, and finally hooked his finger at me: "Come on, official." ”
I couldn't help but shiver, paralyzed, two meters away, I could feel the surging commotion!
"Your uncle, be serious, this is a ghost catch, and it's not a big health care, be careful of the gutter capsizing." I scolded angrily.
Jin Dazhong, the bastard, was like hob meat, turned over, his ass was at me, and he patted his ass with his right hand: "Fresh pink and tender chrysanthemums." ”
"Groove your uncle!" I rushed up and beat this grandson on the bed, and two minutes later, Jin Dazhong was quiet, lying on the bed with a blue nose and swollen pig's head, and a loveless look: "Duan Ya, I say you are an immortal." ”
"Do you blame me? I'm putting on your makeup, and the way you look now, anyone who sees it thinks you're about to burp. As I spoke, I took out a cinnabar pen and yellow talisman, and calmly outlined the runes.
It took three minutes to draw a "weak qi talisman", and then pasted it on Kim Dazhong's back, Jin Dazhong wondered, "What is this weak qi talisman?" Don't you have a hidden amulet? ”
"Although the names of the two talismans sound similar, they have different functions, the 'hidden qi talisman' is to completely hide and cover up the breath on the body so that people can't find it, and this 'weak qi talisman' is to weaken the aura on the body, since you want to fish, you have to leave some bait for the big fish." I explained: "That woman's essence has reached its limit, if she is sucked by the gas eater some more, it will be over, I don't dare to use her as bait again, so I gave her a hidden qi charm to hide, even if it is next door, the gas eater will not be able to find out, when she comes, she will only come at you, the 'old, weak, sick and disabled'!" ”
"Understood." Kim Dae-jung nodded: "But are you sure that thing will really come?" ”
"Of course." I nodded: "Let me tell you this, the current Chen Jianguo's mother-in-law is a super dish to that gas-eating ghost, before sucking the essence of this mother-in-law, at most it is an appetizer, and when this mother-in-law is sucked dry and killed, all the remaining essence will be sucked away by the gas-eating ghost, just think about the feeling of a meat-loving guy eating a big mouthful of braised pork, that's pretty much it." ”
I paused for a moment, and then said, "The human spirit has a huge attraction to the gas eater, even if that girl sees me during the day, greed will still make her overcome fear, after all, there is still a big lump of braised pork here!" ”
"Are braised pork ribs bad?" Jin Dazhong muttered, I looked down, don't say it, with Jin Dazhong's figure, this life is inseparable from ribs!
"Lie down, I'll be under the bed." I said a word, took out the "Hidden Qi Talisman" and put it on my chest, and got under the bed.
As soon as he got in, Jin Dazhong stuck his head out and came down: "Aren't you afraid that the gas eater will run next door?" ”
"I'm afraid of a yo-yo." I said, "Chen Jianguo's wife has a hidden qi charm, and she can't find it at all at the level of a gas eater, so the gas eater has to follow the original idea and come here." ”
"Oh, then you have to keep an eye on me, don't let me be taken care of by the female ghost." Kim Dae-jung said seriously.
I glared at him: "If you waste hair, lie down, just your urine, you still wish the female ghost would take care of you." ”
Jin Dazhong smiled a little embarrassedly: "Don't always tell the truth." ”
After speaking, he lay on the bed, I was under the bed, facing the beam board of the bed, Chen Jianguo's bed was the old-fashioned wooden bed before, the space under the bed was still quite large, I could still bend my feet slightly when I lay on the ground, but it emitted a bad smell, just like a biological weapon.
I can't see what Kim Dae-jung is doing in bed, but I can occasionally hear a sentence or two, this guy is singing!
"Oh, who cares, how bitter my heart is; Who cares, where I go tomorrow, this road ....... ”
I couldn't listen anymore, and kicked on the bed: "Thin man, you are so professional, now you are a person who is going to die, who is still singing "Providence" when you want to die." ”
"Can't I relax?" Kim Dae-jung's voice came.
I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with this grandson, trying to perceive the surroundings, the gas eater is naturally timid and suspicious, this is not a relationship with the person who has become a gas eater, but this kind of ghost is born with such an attribute.
If there is a slight disturbance, you can run away, which is why ordinary people can take care of sick and weak people can be protected, to put it bluntly, the gas eater sounds very high-end, in fact, it is a capital inadequacy!
The room was quiet, Kim Dae-jung didn't continue to sing, I could even hear my own breathing, lying under the bed, I couldn't see the whole picture of the room, I could only see about 30 centimeters above the ground, empty.
Call...... Call......
Suddenly, a sound sounded in the quiet room, I frowned, and was about to climb out of the bed, but then I reacted, trough, Jin Dazhong, this bastard is asleep, snoring!
I lay on the ground angrily again, looking at the bedboard, to be honest, if it weren't for the gas eater, I would have to climb out and beat Jin Dazhong, this grandson, talking about how scared he was, but really let him lie on the bed, he could still sleep.
Da, da, da......
Suddenly, there was a sound in the room again, a bit like footsteps, because the room was a little empty, and now it was unusually quiet, and the sound had an echo, with a peculiar rhythm, and it sounded a little permeating.
I jerked my head away, staring at the door, clenching my fists, is it coming? But there are no yin qi fluctuations!
In the next second, a pair of little feet wearing sandals appeared in my field of vision, not a ghost, a little girl!
I can't see who the little girl is, I can only see the pair of white little feet, after she came in, she turned around a few times, and suddenly walked towards the bed, followed by squatting down, I was stunned, it was Chen Jianguo's little daughter Niuniu!
Niuniu squatted on the edge of the bed and looked at me and said, "Uncle, I saw a woman lying on top of her mother. ”