Chapter 9: On the way to Moriya Shrine
"Hello, Alice-Sand!" Someone greeted me from behind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info Today, I seem to be wearing bloomers as usual, right? Anyway, it should be fine.
Flying over was the usual black skirt and white shirt dressed in a short black skirt and white shirt, the editor-in-chief and full-time reporter of the Tengu newspaper "Bunbun Shimbun", and Miss Wen, who still wears many hats. The roughly square hat she wears on her head seems to be based on the shape of the doctor's hat, which is somewhat similar to Huiyin's hat. The clogs she wears on her feet are not so much inconvenient for walking, but rather for the purpose of their design and use not for everyday walking at all, but more like the daily training clothes of a stilt troupe.
"Don't be in such a hurry, Miss Alice, can you discuss?" Wenwen and I are face to face, and the eyes full of intellectual curiosity are very easy to resonate with others.
"Thirty-six yards can be called urgent?" I observed Miss Wen for a while, "It's clear that you are full of lust. Hope in the heart. ”
"Ah, it's a witch of Hakurei, and Miss Alice has changed a lot of feelings."
"For example?"
"More eloquent?" Wenwen thought for a while and said, "Probably more owed...... Oh hehehe, it feels even cuter, and I guess I'm definitely not the first person to say that. ”
"Don't worry, I won't beat you, even Reimu doesn't necessarily have the leisure to beat people," I said, "but if Miss Wen takes the initiative to provoke me, I won't refuse." ”
"If you're lazy enough, continue to be lazy, and don't suddenly change your style." Wen Wen held the notebook in one hand and knocked on his forehead with a recording pen in the other, "Now is not the time to investigate the secrets of the barrage." ”
"Don't challenge it, ah-ah, it's up to you, I haven't had much energy lately anyway," I tilted the head of the tengu that came over to the side, "Don't get in the way, stupid." ”
"I've said that I've discussed something, so I'll take care of it for the sake of free newspapers given away in every issue."
"Isn't this taking care of you?"
"Then it's a little more welcoming, wow!" Miss Wen's smiling face became more and more unbeaten, so I shook her entire upper body off even harder.
"Enthusiastic about Miss Wen? Probably there are only mirrors except for Miss Tsubaki. "I mercilessly pointed out the bad network of reporter Miss Shotimaru Fumi.
"Hey, in addition to Tsubaki-chan, there is also Yu Li, ah, no, today's topic is about Miss Alice." She immediately changed the subject.
I remembered what she had said, "Yes, yes, is it cute, I'm not interested in this kind of boring topic at all." ”
"Ah, I understand, I understand, it must have been preempted by that old girl of Yakumo Purple, right, but I still want to say, Miss Alice's witch costume is amazing!" She gave a thumbs up.
"I'm tired of all this kind of nonsensical compliment," I sighed, "and what is there to discuss?" ”
"Because it's Reimu and Sanae who have always shown their armpits, and Sumika-sama is counted as half, so it's hard to give birth to a new armpit character even if it's the same shrine maiden costume, it's very fresh - compared to the armpit shrine maiden who looks at it every day and is not very valuable."
"You just said something that makes people feel dangerous, aren't you afraid that Reimu Sanae and Purple will come to find trouble?"
"Aha, then you have to come back to Reimu, as for Sanae and Purple, anyway, Miss Alice is a person who doesn't like to gossip, it doesn't matter. Speaking of which, Shanghai sauce and Penglai sauce are still the same as always. ”
"Do you want to dress up Shanghai and Penglai?" I'm getting a little interested in novelty.
"Let's get down to business," she said, pretending to be a professional reporter, as she sent the pen to me as a microphone, "first of all, to ask Miss Alice a question for all the big and small monsters and spirits of humanity who are very interested in this matter. ”
"What?"
"Hmm...... What's the problem, let's talk about my feelings as a rookie Hakurei shrine maiden for the past few days. ”
"Nope."
"Don't be shy, just say a few words."
"Not really," I said solemnly, "because today is technically my first day as a Hakurei shrine maiden." ”
"Ahh Wenwen admitted my words to himself.
"Strange?"
"Then change the question as an appetizer, is Miss Alice still used to witch clothes?"
"Why is it still a matter of lack of nutrition," I said, "that as a master tailor there is no clothes that I can't get used to." ”
"Huh? Does it matter? Anyway, the lovely Miss Alice made the above declaration to the audience, although it can't be applauded now, so let's owe it. ”
"Who's rare?" I say.
"Second question," Wenwen continued, "to what extent does Miss Alice have a good grasp of the power of the Hakuri Shrine Maiden?" ”
"If it's just for playing a barrage game, it's the same with or without the power of the Hakurei shrine maiden," I thought about it and explained casually, "Although I haven't tried it yet, I think that the dream seal used to instantly suppress disobedient children should also be able to exert half of the effect of the original Reimu, probably." ”
"Haven't you tried it? Well, it's only been three or four days, after all. Wenwen said clearly.
"Why don't you give it a try?"
"No, no, no, I don't really want to taste half of it. There are others, such as all kinds of other spell cards, attention to the cash box, tea making skills, and so on. ”
"Are these all part of the power of the Hakurei shrine maiden?"
"Think of it as an extension of the second question."
After thinking about it, I decided to give Miss Wen an intuitive answer: "It's so troublesome, so I don't want to say it." ”
"Uh, eh, this feels like a reimu possession," Wenwen's body spun involuntarily, "In order to satisfy the audience, please ask Miss Alice to say a few words." ”
"The cash box is super empty, this is the second sentence."
"It seems that this point is almost dug up, so let's move on to the next link."
Almost? I immediately understood Miss Wen's intentions, just like her usual style, she will decorate the report with a conjecture with a water content of more than 90% and publish it as an official report, for the sake of good weather, I will not pursue this topic, anyway, no matter how the final report is embellished, it can't get out of the framework of superficial facts, not to mention that even if it really goes too far, I still reserve the right to use the dream seal.
"The third question, let's ask."
"Miss Alice took the initiative once! The third question is more of a request, could Miss Alice tell us more about what happened before and after her appointment as a shrine maiden? ”
"It's a troublesome question, and I've just explained it to Miss Sakiya in detail," I felt awkward as I was locked by Wenwen's eager gaze, but I still firmly refused, "so I'm too lazy to say it again." ”
"Don't be so ruthless, for the sake of the photos of Marisa and Miss Pache who have been provided......
She was covered by me, "Miss Shotimaru deserves the title of professional reporter, why don't you go and interview Miss Sakiya?" She's a lot more eloquent than I am. ”
"Yes, that's right, if it's a story with a lot of content and a lot of words, it's better to find a better environment to listen to, then let's move on to the fourth question." The reason why Wenwen compromised was because I couldn't escape because I hooked my neck with one hand, and I put the dream seal I had just made against half of her face with the other hand.