43. Chapter 43
A house has also spent all of Lou Lan's savings, to make money, the most direct way is to open a new article, and in order to fulfill the promise of writing a goblin and going back door novel, Lou Lan decided to come up with China's best work - "Journey to the West"!
There are a total of 100 times in the original book.,Negotiated with Sanfan to update it four times a day.,After the 21st time started charging.,Lou Lan sent the first four times on the same day.。
This was a surprise for the readers, who did not expect that the birds and fish would have a new article so soon, and usually the author would have a notice in advance, and she never had one.
The readers read the article with great interest, and Lou Lan waited to read the comments, she wanted to see how the readers of this novel complained!
The result did not disappoint her, and soon a high-rise building was built in the comment area:
"Monkeys can fly for hair, is it a sky monkey?"
"No one complains about why monkeys talk?"
"New readers upstairs, go away, in the novel of the big bird, everything can talk!!"
"Hey, hey, hey, hahaha, why does this monkey laugh like this every time? It's so magical! ”
"You see that the stone monkey jumped over the water curtain cave, and the other monkeys really worship it as the king, so talk more about credit!"
"And the monkeys are so literate that they can speak classical Chinese!"
"Yes, they're all literary monkeys!"
"You can't call it a stone monkey, you have to call it the Monkey King!"
Monkey, wahaha, that shouting bird big beating! However, speaking of the Monkey King, Lou Lan remembered that as long as she watched "Journey to the West" with her friends, they knew who their idol was, and they would joke: The Monkey King Monkey King is Leslie Cheung among the monkeys!
Lou Lan walked and thought for a while, then came back and continued to read the comments:
"The monkeys are so happy in the Water Curtain Cave, but how does the plot develop later?"
"Don't develop, just keep writing to survive in the wild in Huaguo Mountain and establish a monkey kingdom!"
"Yes, eating all kinds of fruits, and actually drinking good wine, everything is enough! But what I don't understand is why there is no description of the female monkey! ”
"Upstairs, you're really looking at the animal world, huh?"
"It must develop, an old monkey has died, and the Monkey King is going to Gudong Immortal Mountain, looking for a famous teacher, and learning the art of immortality!"
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Lou Lan: From a certain point of view, you have the truth, "Journey to the West" is a disaster caused by the death of a monkey!
Earthlings Er Kangshou: Monkeys, either you wait, after Tang Seng is born, you kidnap him, what a little bit, you can also achieve this goal!
Immediately afterwards, the Monkey King drove a raft from the mountain, crossed the ocean, and arrived at the boundary of the Southern Ganbu Continent.
"Am I too emotional, I want to cry when I see the author describing a monkey holding a canoe across the vast sea!"
"Monkey, it's not me talking about you, you're also the king of monkeys, you should bring a little brother and help you row!"
"I was amused upstairs, and as soon as the monkeys came ashore, they ran away handsomely!"
"The monkey has robbed a lot of goods along the way, I want to help people kindly, and I am still scaring people!"
"Haha, and then I'll be happy to eat finger noodles!"
"Poof, it doesn't use chopsticks!"
"Such a cute monkey, what are you afraid of, if it's me, I'll immediately hug and kiss the two!"
"Upstairs, you're so hard-tasted, kiss you!"
"Downstairs, bring me a plate of beef, a big bowl of noodles!"
"Go!"
"I feel that the future of monkeys will be very good, you see, this is studying abroad!"
"Hey, hey, hey, hahaha, okay, I'll make up this laugh in my head, and then brainwash myself!"
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Lou Lan also laughed when she saw this, it was really a lot of joy for young people, compared to the TV series "Journey to the West" when she first watched, and there was a sense of picture!
Comeonbaby, I'm on vacation anyway, so I'll take another page of comments and see.
"Do monkeys eat noodles in a circle? Me too! ”
"Pick up a long piece of noodles, tilt your head and put it in your mouth, a lot of children do this, haha, the author is quite observant!"
"The uncle who eats noodles with the monkeys has a bad look!"
"The monkey is so spicy by the chili pepper, haha, how can it be so cute!"
"Brother Monkey is mighty!"
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Lou Lan: Call Bajie, your special title has been snatched away!
"I beg the monkey to translate the mountain song I heard, I feel so philosophical!"
"Bodhi Patriarch, a very awesome character when you hear it!"
"That's right, it seems that the bird is big, and the upper part is written about goblins, and this book is mainly written about immortals!"
"Brother Monkey also gave the clothes on his body to the person who showed him the way, Brother Monkey is actually a warm monkey!"
Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Leaning Moon Three-Star Cave! The plot develops to the Monkey Dynasty Rite Bodhi Patriarch!
"You see, even the patriarch doesn't believe that Brother Monkey is from Huaguo Mountain, which shows how far he has come!"
"Ancestor, take Brother Monkey quickly, he has crossed the ocean to see you!"
"The damn pinyin input method, I almost beat the dog brother!"
"Don't make fun of my natural monkey brother!"
"Scatter flowers, Brother Monkey has a name - Sun Wukong!"
"Master has taken me! I've got a name! ”
"Celebrate the whole world!"
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Only the first time "The Source of Spiritual Root Cultivation and Pregnancy Flows Out, and the Spiritual Cultivation Dao is Born", Lou Lan brushed out nearly 1,000 comments, picking out particularly funny ones, and some readers who don't understand individual literary sentences, simply replied, and Lou Lan continued to brush the second comment!
"Wukong is so naughty, the master lectures, he doesn't listen carefully, he screams wildly, and he actually justifies that he heard the wonderful sound, and he is overjoyed, this sycophant is patted, tsk!"
"Brother Monkey is a natural spirit monkey, okay?! Extremely smart! ”
"Look at the magnanimous master, look at our old-fashioned head teacher, hey!"
"Haha, it's true to see the beauty and laugh until I can't take care of myself in life!"
"It took seven years for my monkey brother to learn Taoism, ancestor, do you know that the children of Huaguo Mountain are already looking forward to it!"
"Brother Monkey, do you remember the monkeys at the foot of Huaguo Mountain?"
"Please don't complain about Master, Master is so kind and good to Wukong!"
"Ask the immortals to ask for divination, participate in Zen and chant scriptures, and I won't learn if I change me!"
"Upstairs, you don't speak cheerfully, unlike Wukong, you are an honest person, if you learn it, you have to cry and shout to learn!"
"Laughing to death, Wukong said that he was an honest man, he should say that he was an honest monkey!"
"The joke is in the honest two words, okay? Wukong has nothing to do with honesty! ”
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"If you don't learn this, you won't learn that, Wukong, be careful that the master drives you out of the school!"
"No, Master has true love for Wukong!"
"Knock knock, I've been hit by three rings!"
"Oops, Wukong actually realized, this is the meaning of not leaving after school, let's talk!"
"The other students are very happy, let the master go away, and everyone will go to play after class!"
"Upstairs, you don't want to make progress, but then again, why is it three watches after three hits?"
"Why don't you talk about monkey spirits!"
"Do you think it's because Master doesn't mean that, and Wukong is self-inflicted?"
"Master Tsundere is mainly to test whether Wukong's heart to learn the Tao is pious!"
"Yes, yes, and then I will open a small stove for him in private!"
"Master and Wu blank don't sleep all night, are they sleepy the next day?"
Lou Lan: You bear children!
After the master agreed to pass on the art, the readers also complained:
"Why don't Wukong learn the thirty-six changes and the seventy-two changes together, so that there will be one hundred and eight changes!"
"Don't be greedy, author, ask for seventy-two mantras!"
"Together!"
"Aren't you embarrassed authors? Ask how to turn the somersault cloud, I also want to test fly......"
"One heel is 108,000 miles, fortunately, the water blue planet is round!"
"Isn't it close to the speed of light? Anyway, it's faster than hovercars and spaceships! ”
"I want to ask, do you need a trampoline when you take off?"
"Usually someone always says why can't I go to heaven, but in fact, it's not difficult to go to heaven, and Brother Monkey is my idol from now on!"
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Readers are very happy, they have no idea that the abuse at the end of the second episode will hit soon!
"What? Do you want to drive people away if they are playing in front of them? ”
"Master, where are you asking Wukong to go?"
"Where to go back and forth, fate is over!"
"If you get into trouble in the future, just don't tell the master!"
"Crying, but how did I remember the teacher's roar: Don't say that you are a student I teach in the future!"
"Upstairs you...... Did Master calculate that Wukong would cause trouble in the future? ”
"Master said that I won't see Wukong again in the future, it's so sadistic!"
The screen is full of messages crying and shouting at the master not to drive Wukong away, Lou Lan is also very helpless, fortunately, Wukong also has a home, returned to Huaguo Mountain, claiming to be the old grandson, and his subordinates are the second grandson, the third grandson, the younger grandson, and the younger grandson, in short, a family grandson, a national grandson, and a litter of grandchildren! It's really a family fun!
At the end of the second time, Lou Lan went to the new kitchen to show her cooking skills after reading the message, thinking that she would brush the message behind when she was eating!