16. "The Good Wife"
When Lou Lan returned to the room after class, she finally saw the message three times, and the two were now in the video.
"Xiaolan, why is that "The Little Prince" over!" Three times, the angry little daughter-in-law complained.
"What, I'm impulsive, and I update a little more every day......" Seeing Sanfan's expression, Lou Lan's voice weakened.
Three times almost cried: "Why don't you discuss it with me, if you know this situation, I will propose that you update a chapter every day." "Look at success or failure, life is heroic, it's just starting from scratch!" Lou Lan took out Brother Huan's spirit, and said to Sanban mysteriously: "I'm ready to open a new article!" ”
Sanfan's fragile little heart, without the slightest defense, was frightened, and waited until he remembered that trace of concern, and then hurriedly asked Lou Lan: "What about writing?" ”
"Write works that surpass Han Jing!" Lou Lan clenched her fists babyishly and winked three times.
"Are you talking about the same Han Jing who wrote "Life and Death Love"?" Sanban asked in disbelief.
"That's him."
"Romance novels?"
"Start with romance novels, not necessarily later!"
swallowed his saliva and asked timidly three times: "Have you watched "Life and Death Love"? And I heard that the film and television rights of this book are sold at a sky-high price! ”
"I haven't seen it."
Sanfan: "Without investigation, there is no voice, and I think you should read the best-selling novels at the moment." ”
I'll go, you really have the demeanor of a chief, look at this famous sentence by sentence.
However, knowing that Sanban was also thinking about himself, Lou Lan still told him to read it immediately when he went back, and learned from it, and only then did Sanban put his mind at ease.
"What the hell are you writing, I can't imagine, there is no romance novel that can surpass "Life and Death Love"!"
"Yes," Lou Lan let out a mysterious smile, bluffing three times into doubt. "Moreover, I plan to use the trumpet for a new article!"
"Why?" I was puzzled three times.
"Trumpet, I plan to write some light-hearted works, if I use the tuba [hahaha, tuba, Lou Lan said this, I also snickered a little] to post, it will confuse the reader!"
"Well, you have a point, what is Trumpet's name?"
"Birds and fish." This is Lou Lan's name after careful consideration, originally she thought about it a lot, such as dog blood drama, eight o'clock file, five-star red flag, but in the end she still felt too thunderous, and she accepted incompetence, so she chose the title of a poem by Tagore.
"It's a strange name, what does a bird have to do with a fish?"
"It just doesn't matter!" Lou Lan replied with a smile. [Hehe, if Lou Lan knows that some readers will call her a bird in the future, she is now
The cliff can't laugh anymore! 】
Sanban didn't ask about the birds and fish, he was a pragmatic young man, and he was most concerned about when Lou Lan planned to open a new article.
"Are you sure you've got it in mind, and you'll be able to send it soon?"
"Surely, by all means! And you can open it today, and you can rest for a while with that account! ”
"So fast?"
"The soldiers are fast, time is not waiting!"
"Received, do you still choose to keep your personal information private?"
"Yes."
"Then you can open a sub-account in the background, so that you will appear as a new author at the front end, and the literary network and the staff will keep it absolutely confidential, you can rest assured."
"Okay, then it's hard for you!"
Sanfan smiled shyly, although Lou Lan said that he surpassed Han Jing, he was skeptical, after all, Han Jing was too popular, but he also believed that Lou Lan's writing would not be bad, and he would help her take care of the ranking and other matters!
So that night, a new author quietly appeared on the literary network, the Bird and the Fish, and her first essay, "The Good Wife", which had only two chapters and hung there for several hours without anyone paying attention.
Coincidentally, this article was discovered by a wandering reader, her name is Amo, an ordinary housewife in the remote suburbs of Beijing, who works hard every day, cleaning the house, taking care of the children, and only after dinner this leisure time is completely herself, and she spends it in reading as always.
Amo is very annoyed today, as a senior book fan, several authors she likes, there happens to be no new articles recently, and "Life and Death Love" has been read too many times, and it is imminent to find new spiritual food, originally she didn't plan to read new articles that have not been updated much, because you don't know if the author will be pitted, or it is more enjoyable to read together.
But at this time, in the pop-up box of the new article on the website, a novel called "The Good Wife" came into her sight, The Good Wife? I have a look on your face, who in the world has me who is virtuous? I don't have a free time every day! However, with a critical attitude, she still planned to open it and take a look.
Clicking on the title of the book, Mo was first attracted by the cover of the book, which should be a husband and wife, the wife is holding an incense box in her right hand and a small incense pill in her left hand, which is about to be put into the incense burner. The husband was reading at night, and he should have noticed his wife's movements, and when he raised his head, he happened to meet his wife's gaze, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
Oops, this article should be very sweet, oh, there are already two chapters, open it and take a look. [Speaking of which, some people must be wondering, why don't you take a look at the content introduction? It turns out that in the Water Blue Star Literature Network, in order to prevent spoilers, all writers do not fill in the content introduction! Readers don't care about this, it's a little more mysterious to them, but if they encounter a book with a very different title and content, they will definitely complain mercilessly! 】
"Chapter 1: The Liu family has a good daughter
It is said that in the Milky Way of the universe, there is a planet called the earth, and there is a country called Huaxia.
The productivity of the Chinese country was low, and the people dug wells to drink, and cultivated the fields to eat.
Every household, men and women weave, work at sunrise and rest at sunset.
In the suburbs of Beijing, Huaxia Kingdom, there is such an ordinary Liu family, both of whom are honest farmers, and there is only one daughter under their knees, named Huifang.
Huifang is a girl with two big braids, a pair of beautiful big eyes, good-looking and kind, how good-looking, let's put it this way, when a walker sees Huifang, he will stop and look at her; When young people see her, they will unconsciously tidy up their appearance; When the people who are cultivating the land see her, they forget that they are cultivating the land. How kind Huifang is, the ruffians can't bear to hurt her when they see her, and when the children see her, they will unconsciously surround her.
……”
Mo quickly finished reading the first chapter, it seems that this is an overhead article, the author's imagination is rich enough, I feel that this dynasty is so primitive and hard, but how can I make myself feel that there seems to be something to envy? Probably because the Chinese people's work and rest time conform to the laws of nature and are very industrious!
The author's first chapter has been focusing on describing how beautiful and kind the heroine is, and it is all indirectly described through the reactions of other people, which makes Amo can't help but sketch the most beautiful image of his own aesthetics in his mind, such a beautiful woman, I don't know what man is worthy? Amo continued to look curiously.
Sure enough, in the second chapter, when Huifang was 13 years old, her parents had already begun to worry about her marriage, and the author paved a lot of the background and marriage system of Huaxia in this chapter, and after reading it, Mo was angry!
In Huaxia, the average life expectancy of people is very short, and living 70 years old is considered a long life! But even so, the man can get married at the age of 15 and the woman at the age of 13, which is too scary! And the marriage is arranged by the parents, and the children cannot have any objections, if the woman is not married at the age of 17, the government will forcibly find someone for her and force her to marry.
What's even more strange is that this Chinese country is known as the most important etiquette, preaching what "everything is inferior, only reading is high", and it actually requires women to "follow three virtues and four virtues", men can be polygamous, but women must end up from the beginning, the country's top administrator, the emperor, can have seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, damn, stallion men, tired to death!
Where is this the behavior of a scholar, this country is a perverted society with rotten ideas and male supremacy!
Amo is now worried about the heroine, and she prays in her heart, hoping that she can find a good man and then die happily.
It's one thing to worry about the heroine, it's another thing to be angry about this strange Huaxia country, especially when Amo finds that he can't sleep at all today, and his mind keeps echoing: "Unmarried from the father, married from the husband, the husband dies from the son, virtue and merit, three wives and four concubines......" chanting the scriptures is like a magic sound into the brain, and the heart is blocked to the point that if you don't vomit quickly, I'm afraid you will go crazy.
got up, turned on the light brain, and entered the "Sister Sister Stand Up" housewife gossip group, and Amo shared the link to this article.
"I found a peerless good article, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, and share it with my dear sisters!" If you don't go to hell, who will?! Actually, I didn't mean to lie to you, I'm afraid that you won't read the truth!
After sending it, block off the light brain, Amomemi fell asleep, sure enough, abuse others, don't don't be good yourself!
Amo slept, and the online sisters in the group were also vigilant.
"Mo rarely tweets, she usually waits for everyone to push, what's wrong today?"
"There's no going to be a fraud, is it?"
"You're saying that Amo was stolen, it's a virus?"
"I'll test it later." The group gathered talented people, and soon a professional opened the advanced anti-killing software and scanned it thoroughly.
"There is no virus."
"But why did Amo go offline after pushing, I still think there is a problem."
"Since it's not poisonous, what are you afraid of, I'll go and see it first."
A quarter of an hour later, the woman returned.
"Peerless good article, recommended by conscience!" After saying that, it was also offline.
"What the hell?"
"Ali also said okay, didn't she even criticize "Life and Death Love" a few days ago?"
"Just check it out."
In this way, in a group, basically online everyone opened the link to "The Good Wife", and they were all hurt by 10,000 points without accident, and if they didn't complain, it was hard to quench the anger in their hearts!
After a while, the group was swiped by this topic:
"This author is a man, Ya is a masculinist!"
"This society is too perverted, but read the background carefully, but people can justify themselves!"
"It's too bad to abuse women, the author must be a single dog, I wish him never found a wife!"
"But the Huifang he described is very beautiful."
"What's the use of being beautiful, but then again, what kind of husband do you think Huifang will find?"
"Beautiful and kind, I will definitely marry well!"
"Why do I think it will be snatched away by the emperor, the author said, the emperor of the world is the biggest!"
"Don't, the author said that there will be a fight to the death in that palace, and if Huifang enters the palace, she will definitely be eaten until there are no bones left."
"Then either meet a dedicated scholar and live happily together, after all, looking at the title and cover of the book, she will not have a bad life in the future, right?"
"Upstairs, what age is it, and according to this speculation, have we been on it for a while?"
"Maybe Huifang will be robbed by the wicked, but she endures the humiliation, and finally lets her husband's prodigal son turn back, and maybe she will be admitted to the highest glory of the author as a scholar - the champion."
……
Everyone discussed it with a lot of gossip, and sent this article to their seven aunts, eight aunts, classmates, and cousins, in short, widely publicized to all female relatives.
Then, the next day, this article, which had just been posted for two chapters, magically went to the bottom of the new article list.