0732 You Were Raised By A Monkey, Aren't You?
Huang Chen scolded and said: "Damn, when Lao Tzu passed by the 4S store before, he was despised by the security guards at the door, and the dog's eyes meant 'Can you fucking afford it', and now they all run out to greet Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not rare!" If you don't buy the 3 series, don't buy the 5 series, don't buy the x3, just buy a high-end x5, haha! ”
When he said this, he exchanged glances very quickly with Hook. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Yu Guo Although he didn't squint, he immediately caught it, knowing that this guy said this mostly to numb himself and prevent himself from having more doubts.
Sure enough, Huang Chen was still a little uneasy when he said this, and even a little weak-hearted, and asked Yu Guo affectionately: "Xiao Xu, do you like BMW?" Brother get one, let you sit down! ”
With that, he rushed forward and used his fire axe to immediately knock down a female receptionist who could see that she was very beautiful, and the girl's face was torn open by this blow, revealing the terrifying red muscles and blood vessels inside, and she staggered down.
Yu Guo smiled and said, "I don't know about cars, so I know this car logo." As he spoke, there was a wind in his ears, and a bloody mouth full of fishy smell flew from the side, but no one reminded him.
This made Yu Guo even more convinced of the psychology of these people, he picked up the BMW umbrella used as a gift on the side, snorted and opened it, separating the zombie's mouth, followed by an extremely beautiful whirlwind kick, the zombie's neck was kicked, his head was shaky, and his body flew out diagonally like the letter C, knocking over a large piece of promotional materials at the front desk.
Mao Guoxing and the others were shocked and frightened when they saw that the action was so sharp and chic, but they didn't listen to it in their hands, slashed hard, and shouted every time, not so much to increase the deterrent effect of zombies, but to say that it was out of some kind of angry catharsis, after all, zombies will not lose their morale because of their shouts, and flesh and blood are the best prizes to inspire zombies.
Mao Guoxing has been wielding double knives continuously these days, and he has really practiced decently, just like a master in martial arts movies. In fact, he has only practiced some blind cat tricks, and his main skills are still based on years of experience in street fighting, and he has been playing with knives since peacetime, and he is considered an entry-level master among civilians.
He slashed back and forth ferociously, and the zombies that fell at his feet soon exceeded four, which made him have a stronger violent mentality, and suddenly stared at the back of Yu Guo's head viciously, thinking: "You bastard stole my limelight, do you want to sit in my place in the future?" I can see that you are just very skillful, especially good at leg work, and I must find an opportunity to make it impossible for you to play to your strengths...... You're going to die! ”
Although Yu Guo has no eyes in the back of his head, he can also feel his gaze, and combine his gaze, gasps, and movements to infer his psychology.
At the same time, Yu Guo seems to keep in his hands, and the movements are more difficult than the other, but they are all to cover up his true strength, all the zombies kicked by Yu Guo, the true qi pierced into its rotten muscles and blood vessels along the toes, causing direct damage, so it was difficult to stand up again, but everyone was in a mess, and no one had time to pay attention to observe and summarize this.
Mao Guoxing yelled at Huang Chen: "Go back to the door immediately and drive that X5 test drive!" ”
Huang Chen hesitated: "Isn't the show car updated?" ”
Mao Guoxing shouted: "I have changed my mind!" The keys to the show car are a hassle to find! Test drive is more convenient! ”
Huang Chen understood and rushed over to the X5 test car, and Lao Cao and the others immediately realized what this was for, so a group of five people rushed back, fighting all the way, knocking down seven or eight zombies in the welcome area, and finally approached the X5.
Immediately, Mao Guoxing pointed at Yu Guo and said: "But the show car can't be given up!" Go to the office and look for the keys to these cars! ”
Yu Guo knew that it had finally begun, Mao Guoxing had lost his patience, and this kind of trap that didn't sound clever obviously proved that he and he were about to tear their faces.
Therefore, Yu Guo pretended to be puzzled: "Me? Am I going alone? ”
Mao Guoxing shouted impatiently: "Nonsense! Blow them, which one can keep up with you? It can only be a burden to you! You are so good, you should try your best to give full play to your strength and contribute to everyone! ”
Seeing that Yu Guo was still hesitating, Mao Guoxing shouted angrily: "Are you still waiting for a fart?" 100,000 urgent, one shot! Don't worry, we won't leave you, otherwise we won't be able to explain to Yun Lin! Try to find it first, whether you can find it or not, and in five minutes you can run out and our team will pick you up outside! ”
Yu Guo pretended to understand and nodded, turned around and ran towards the office in the inner room, Mao Guoxing saw that he had finally been fooled, he was overjoyed, his eyes were round, and he thought: "Okay!" You don't know whether you live or die, I want to see if you're immortal! If you don't die this time, I'll call you Dad! ”
As if he was being targeted by many rugby players, Yu Guo kept rapidly approaching the inner room, and the zombies on both sides were full of bloody saliva, and they all rushed towards him.
But Yu Guo is like a street runner, holding a certain head and suddenly doing a handstand, or he was running on two legs, but suddenly he used his limbs together, like an ape, climbing extremely flexibly, no matter how close the zombie's mouth was to him at a certain moment, but it always bit into the air, and he flashed by him.
Of course, Yu Guo has also been controlling the strength and difficulty of the movements, which seems to be equivalent to the highest level among parkour enthusiasts, but even so, it is shocking enough.
When Mao Guoxing saw this, his face became darker, and his heart was even more resentful: "You...... You brute ......! You were raised by a monkey, right? I don't believe you can stand the siege of more than a dozen zombies! This is your last rampant and arrogant behavior, and this is your place of burial! ”
Seeing him stunned, he shouted, "Boss! Let's go! ”
However, at this time, as if to deal with the words of the check, the doors of the insurance department and the VIP room upstairs were smashed, and the hungry zombies jumped down from the upstairs like dumplings, and they were hungry for a long time, and when they saw so many delicious foods, they instinctively made them impatient to walk through the stairs, but fell directly.
The first five or six had already fallen to the point of not being human, and even though they were only two layers, it was not surprising that they had been rotting for two weeks, and that the white bones of the forest were splattering out of the flying flesh. But the next guys had this not very comfortable layer of meat pads as support, and it was much easier to land, and then they stepped on the bodily fluids and internal organs of their companions, and continued to yell and pounce.
I thought that there were only so many zombies outside, but who would have thought that this was the store's net collection activity before the National Auto Show in September, in order to win the hearts of potential customers, and give a powerful price, so that everyone should not take refuge in other luxury brands.
This is something that Mao Guoxing did not expect, no matter how well he understands cars, the level has not reached this point after all, and there is no accurate prediction of the preferential activities of luxury brands during the midsummer.
Therefore, upstairs is holding a 100 luxury cars for an hour to sell at a low price, when Mao Guoxing and others passed the corner of the stairs and saw the big poster of 100 luxury cars for sale for a limited time posted on the inner wall, their faces were green. It is estimated that there was also this poster outside the 4S store, but it was possible that it was blown away by the wind.
That is to say, there are at least dozens of customers holding coins to buy and prospective car owners who have entered the insurance stage on the second floor, none of them are normal human beings, otherwise they will be eaten, and these dozens of hungry living dead, how can they let go of the gluttonous feast sent to the door downstairs?
Yu Guo deliberately shouted over there: "Section Chief Mao, wait for me!" I found the key, but it's not an X5, it's a 7 Series, do you have to be an X5? Is the 7 series okay? Wait for me in a moment! ”
As he spoke, he comfortably punched and kicked the zombies that approached him, even if he hit it at random, it was almost comparable to the tiger and lion attacking with all his strength, ordinary zombies were not as strong as normal strong men, how could they withstand his blow? Almost hit and smashed to the ground without any suspense, never able to stand up again.
From afar, when Mao Guoxing heard this, he felt a chill in his heart, and thought: "This bastard is not dead yet!" It's long enough! However, a good tiger can't stand a pack of wolves, I think you can survive for a long time? But he shouted, "Hold on a little longer!" Be sure to find the x5 one! It's useless for us to ask for a car! Feel relieved! We're all waiting for you outside! ”
He turned his head, waved his big hand, and shouted to his seven men, "All of them are ready!" Get on the bus quickly and get out of the way! Seeing that he was still hesitating, he was immediately furious and shouted: "Fuck, are you in love with him?" A ** face? ”
It's not that he has compassion for him, he hasn't done this kind of thing before, falling into a well is a common thing in peacetime, not to mention this apocalyptic world with today and no tomorrow? It's just that Yu Guo saved himself twice, and this time it's really not authentic to do such a thing.
However, if you can help Yu Guo on the spot, as a sinister man, he is first and foremost a man, insidious is secondary, he will definitely make a move, at least he owes someone twice, and it's always okay to pay back a relationship, right? Although in terms of other people's skills, it seems that he can't help anything, so it's good not to add to the chaos.
However, now Yu Guo is not in front of him, but the boss is in front of him, no matter how he hooks, he knows that he can't disobey the boss's orders, the boss can let himself eat, drink and have women, can Yu Guo? Besides, as long as today's incident is over and Yu Guo is dead, it is impossible for anyone to tell the matter of revenge for their ingratitude, not to mention, he is just carrying out orders!
Therefore, the hesitation of the hook was very short, and he immediately turned around and shouted: "Xu Meng!" You're going to come out alive! This was already the only remaining trace of comfort in his conscience, and the boss must have glared at him when he heard it, but he wouldn't say anything more.
Unexpectedly, Mao Guoxing was furious, his eyes widened, and he slapped the hook hard, half of the hook's face was swollen, and he looked at Mao Guoxing in surprise.
Mao Guoxing roared angrily: "You have to say such unlucky words? This guy has a big fate, and Lao Tzu finally let him fall into the middle, and you still want him to come out alive? You're a brute who eats inside and out! Get started now! Get out now! ”
How dare you say half a word again? For the first time, he felt an indescribable resistance to the boss, but fortunately he was able to tell the difference, and immediately put the idea behind him and turned to start the car.