"Ahh

With a low groan, Kojima Yushika slowly opened her eyes and said to herself after seeing her surroundings, "This is my bedroom!" As he spoke, his palm stretched out to his forehead: "It's really burned, why did I come back?" Shihua couldn't help but let out a soft sigh after touching his forehead.

"This is a wet towel?" Holding the towel on his forehead in his hand and looking at it, Shihua's face was full of doubt. Somewhat weakly, he sat up from the bed, looked at the basin beside him, looked at the wet towel in his hand and frowned, "Where did this come from?" Did I get it myself? ”

At this moment, Shihua suddenly heard the sound of stir-frying in the living room, which made her frown, she didn't remember anyone she knew here. After thinking about it, Shihua got off the bed, walked to the bedroom door with some vigilance, slowly pushed away the spoon in his hand, and shouted softly again: "Who uh"

After seeing the scene in the living room, Shihua couldn't help but rub her eyes vigorously and said secretly: "How is it possible?" Do I really have a fever and a mess? A cat stir-frying with an apron? Secretly shook his head, opened his eyes and continued to look into the living room, but the scene just now did not get worse, the kitten with orange fur was stir-frying around a pillow towel!

Shihua showed a slightly frightened look on her face, and there were doubts at one time, and a deep frown at the other...... Smelling the aroma of the vegetables, Shihua's mind cleared up a little, pinched her thigh with her hand, hissed in pain and then exclaimed uncertainly: "Xiao Huang? ”

Xue Li, who was stir-frying the fish-flavored shredded pork, heard this, and looked up and smiled at Shihua. opened his mouth and said, "Yo, shake the S iron spoon girl, you're awake!" ”

'Bang'

Accurate hits. A spoon directly knocked Xue Li off the kitchen board in the living room.

"Bastard, do you treat the person who served you all night?" Xue Li hurriedly jumped on the board and scolded.

Seeing this, Shihua frowned, tilted her head and said suspiciously, "The cat will talk again?" ”

“”

It's so plain that Xue Li couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Cat talking, aren't you scared at all?" ”

"Why be afraid?" Shihua stepped forward and observed Xue Li for a while with great novelty and continued: "Anyway, you have no ill will towards me, but" stepped forward and pulled Xue Li's ear: "What the hell are you?" ”

“”

All right. Xue Li admitted that he was making too much of a fuss. This kind of person with a cold personality has a strong ability to bear it decisively. Think about it. Xue Li shook his head: "I'm not Dong, I'm human, I accidentally turned into a cat!" ”

"People? Turning into a cat? Shihua Fox glanced at Xue Li suspiciously, frowned and said, "I felt that your behavior was a little strange before, but I didn't expect to be able to speak!" ”

Xue Li smiled when he heard this: "If it weren't for the fear of scaring you." I've been talking a long time ago! Then he looked at Shihua's still somewhat pale cheeks. Wen Sheng said: "Go to the table and sit, don't move if you are not in good health!" ”

Shihua was silent for a moment, then turned around and walked towards the dining table, halfway through. The blush on his face flashed, and he said in a cold voice, "Thank you!" ”。

Xue Li smiled, didn't speak, and stir-fried the fish-flavored shredded pork in the frying spoon again before serving it on the prepared plate. The two meat balls held the plate and jumped off the board and walked towards the table. As he walked, he said, "Drink more porridge on the table, I didn't find any other ingredients." So I only boiled a lean porridge! ”

Shihua blinked in some surprise when she heard this, although she was not afraid of Xue Li, but this scene also made her feel like she was in a dream. The kitten she adopted was suddenly able to speak and cook, which made her still a little unacceptable for a while.

Xue Li knew what she was thinking as soon as he saw Shihua's face, and after jumping on the table and putting the fish-flavored shredded pork on the table, he smiled warmly: "Hehe, don't think about it so much, anyway, I don't have any ill will towards you!" ”

Shihua pursed her lips when she heard this, looked at the fish-flavored shredded pork in front of her and smiled: "Chinese Sichuan cuisine: fish-flavored shredded pork?" ”

"Yes!" Xue Li nodded and smiled: "Taste it and see how it tastes!" ”

"Found it!" Shihua looked at the fish-flavored shredded meat in front of her and said suddenly.

Xue Li was stunned when he heard this, and asked suspiciously, "What did you find?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just that you're a stupid cat!" After that, Xue Li glanced at Xue Li very charmingly and continued: "You should be nursing a patient for the first time, you actually made fish-flavored shredded pork for me to eat as a patient with wind heat and cold."

"Uh" Xue Li scratched his head a little embarrassed when he heard this, he really hadn't taken care of the sick number, and that kind of place in the corpse soul world was except for the congenital disease number of Fuzhu. How could anyone catch a cold!

"But thank you!" Shihua looked at the embarrassed Xue Li and smiled, and handed Xue Li a bowl of lean porridge.

Xue Li couldn't help but look stunned, the skin under the hair turned red, and he hurriedly lowered his head to eat the lean porridge in the bowl and whispered: "You're welcome, I'm moving!" ”

"Hahahaha!" Shihua couldn't help but laugh when she saw Xue Li's predicament: "No, you're still embarrassed!" ”

"Bastard, you're enough, Shake S Iron Spoon Girl!"

'Bang'

“”

The meal was eaten under the condition that Xue Li was unilaterally beaten, and in this meal, Shihua can be regarded as a preliminary acceptance of Xue Li's existence, it should not be said that it is a preliminary acceptance, it should be said that it has been able to give a grand order: "Xiao Huang, go and wash the dishes." After hearing this sentence, Xue Li couldn't help but sigh that Shihua's receptivity was close to exploding.

"I'm not called Xiao Huang" Now that his ability to speak has been exposed, Xue Li naturally can't let Shihua be so Xiao Huang anymore, Xiao Huang called down, pouted and said, "My name is Xue Li!" ”

Shihua was stunned when she heard this, and said with some doubts: "Xue Li? You're from China, the name is Chinese, and the stir-fried dishes are also Chinese food. ”

"Chinese?" Xue Li was stunned when he heard this, and a touch of nostalgia flashed on his face. His eyes were full of remembrance and he murmured: "Yes, I am Chinese, but I am not Chinese here!" ”

Hearing this, Shihua asked with some doubts: "It's Chinese." What does it mean to not be Chinese? ”

"It's not interesting, the sick number gives me the consciousness of the sick number, hurry back to the bed and lie down!"

'Bang' a spoonful.

Xue Li felt a headache on the top of his head, and shouted with anger on his face: "#! #！ #！ Beat me again for Mao! ”

"No matter who you used to be, you should have the consciousness of a cat, and don't be as arrogant as a primate. Otherwise," a cold light flashed on the iron spoon in Shihua's hand, and there was a sinister smile on his face that made Xue Li's hairs stand up: "You know"

"Hey!"

"Hmph~Hmph~~" Shihua smiled with satisfaction after seeing Xue Li's reaction, and entered the bedroom humming a song.

You can hear it in the tone. Shihua's mood was not bad, not as panicked as Xue Li imagined, but with a sense of joy at discovering something interesting.

"Hmph~~~~~ hum~hum~" Although I don't want to say that. But the melody of the ten flowers is indeed not bad.

Her voice is cold and beautiful, and her singing voice is indeed very good. The only thing that made Xue Li regret was her personality that shook the S attribute. What Xue Li didn't expect was that from this moment on, he had already entered the hall of hell

The next day, after Shihua's condition was completely cured. Xue Li was given an honorable task.

After the hygiene of the home. Shihua's food and other things after returning from work will all be responsible for Xue Li in the future.

"Why? Believe it or not, I'm going to sue you at the Animal Protection Society. Xue Litie retorted with a blushing face.

"Oh?" Shihua said slowly with a sly smile on her cheeks: "I don't know why, I suddenly want to eat cat meat!" ”

Xue Li looked at Shihua vigilantly and reprimanded: "Eat your own, shake the iron spoon girl." ”

"Oh, the meat of a lazy cat who openly disobeys its owner must be delicious." Shihua said, a cold light flashed in his hand, Xue Li looked up, and the silver-like spoon came straight to his nose like an arrow.

What a sharp attack, Xue Liwei screamed. Flick hard under your feet. Jumped to the side, his face full of smugness: "Do you think you can hit such a slow attack!" He didn't wait for him to finish. I felt a feeling of sweat hair standing up, and a sharp edge came straight towards Xue Li.

"My day!" Xue Li really used all the momentary steps this time to dodge, looking at the fruit knife that was halfway into the floor on the spot, Xue Li's face was bruised and apologetic: "Your sister, I definitely have to sue you, I will go to the Animal Protection Association to sue you for illegally slaughtering small animals!" ”

"Huh?" Shihua reached out, and a small slashing moon appeared in her hand, referred to as a kitchen knife. With a sneer, he scraped the blade of the scraper with his thumb and smiled gently: "Really? Dead cat"

"It's not!" Xue Li lowered his head very interestingly: "Please leave the housework to me, don't shake, Lord Shihua!! I couldn't help but vomit bitterness in my heart, regretting that I had impulsively exposed my specialness Thinking of this, Xue Li couldn't help but burst into tears, Jing Lesang, where is your old man, and you have to go home occasionally

"I'm going to work!" Shihua put on her coat and said.

Xue Li pursed his lips when he heard this, and said weakly: "Light!" ”

Shihua smiled when she heard this, shook her head and said, "You go with me." ”

"Huh?" Xue Li blinked his eyes and said very resolutely: "I refuse, what am I going to do with you with a cat!! ”

"Yes, if the hair falls out, it will affect the customer!" Shihua glanced at Xue Li and said with a frown.

Xue Li was overjoyed when he heard this, but Shihua's next actions immediately sent Xue Li into hell. I saw that Shihua didn't know where to get a pair of scissors, 'Click, click!' After opening and closing a few times, he smiled at Xue Li gently: "Hehe, don't worry, you will never 'cut' the meat!" ”

The corners of Xue Li's eyes twitched, why did he deliberately bite the word cut so hard, didn't this Nima tell me that he would definitely cut the meat!!

Although Xue Li didn't care about the hair on his body, as long as he remembered that the color of his hair was the same as the color of his long hair, he had a guess, that is, his hair was hair. He didn't want to recover a bald head behind him, as the so-called person who knows the times is Junjie, Xue Li shook his head with a righteous face and said:

"Don't worry, my hair will never fall out, and we're willing to go to the restaurant with Lord Shihua!!"

Shihua blinked, looked at the righteous face, Xue Li said a little speechlessly: "What about your festival?" ”

"Temperance? That stuff ejaculated (beep) down (beep) when I was still in my dad's testicles!! ”

'Bang'

(To be continued......)