Chapter 166: My stomach hurts and I need artificial respiration
Chen Hao...... You bastard stop me, the old lady who was killed yesterday didn't sleep all night, Su Rou is clearly at home, why are you lying to me that Su Rou went outside! ”
After school in the afternoon, Chen Hao didn't wait to walk into the house, but he saw Zhen Shuangqi's mouth bulging, standing at the door of the villa with his hands on his hips and looking around......
As soon as Chen Hao saw this formation, he naturally understood what was going on......
"Colonel Su's flower beauty, you will help me hold the schoolbag, I will withdraw first!"
Chen Hao stuffed his schoolbag into the arms of Su Moxue, who was going home from school together, and turned around to slip away.
Almost all of them were waiting for Chen Hao at the door of the villa, and Zhen Shuang, who had been waiting for nearly an hour, was willing to let him go, and chased after him, and he also went to take care of the two soft big watermelons in front of him shaking non-stop......
"Officer Zhen Shuang, yesterday I was talking in my dreams, you shouldn't be like a little boy who talks in dreams!"
"Slow down...... You run slower...... Beware of the two floppy little watermelons in front of you falling off......"
"I'll tell you...... You are a national civil servant, I am a good citizen of the country, civil servants are to serve the citizens, you must not bully me...... I've paid my taxes! ”
Chen Hao ran and teased Zhen Shuang behind him.
In fact, with the support of Chen Hao's current one-star and second-order qigong mental method, although Zhen Shuang is a former national sanda champion, it is impossible to catch up with Chen Hao!
But Chen Hao, who has never let go of any opportunity to feast his eyes, looked at Zhen Shuang who was shaking in front of him during the run, how could he be willing to leave Zhen Shuang too far behind......
"Grass...... Zhen Shuang, who gave her the name of this girl, is really like her name, and the little stockings on her legs are worn all day long......
Chen Hao didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, Zhen Shuang became even more angry, chasing even tighter, and the two soft little watermelons in front of him shook even more......
"Chen Hao, you big bastard, you said that the civil servant was bullied by the citizens and spun around like a dog on the street at night, do you know that this girl doesn't have a mother-in-law, have you seen that this girl has become a panda today......
"In case a girl can't get married, you are responsible!"
……
The two didn't know how many laps they ran outside the villa, but in the end, Zhen Shuang couldn't run anymore, so they had to go home!
Chen Hao looked left and right, and when he was sure that only Su Moxue was nibbling on apples and wearing a mask in the living room, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, snatched the half-eaten apple from Su Moxue, and took a hard bite......
"Huh...... Let you be bad, I deceived Sister Shuang yesterday, and now I'm retribution, I'm being treated as a puppy by Sister Shuang, hehe! ”
Su Moxue held the mask on her face with her hand, and subconsciously tidied up the skirt of her lower body, and said with a smile.
"Oops, I'm tired of the baby, this dog walking outside is almost the same as the armed off-road of those soldiers on TV!"
"Hey, I said Colonel Su's flower beauty, when did you buy this skirt, it's short enough......!"
Chen Hao didn't leave the topic in three sentences, but he just said one sentence, and then he pulled the topic to the short skirt that Su Moxue was wearing......
The two eyes looked at it without blinking, as if if they could see the scenery under the skirt after looking for a while......
"Hmph, the big pervert knows that you are not a good person, and you deserve to be beaten by Sister Shuang!"
"Sister Shuang, Chen Hao, he's back......"
Su Moxue stood up as she said and shouted loudly into the villa......
Su Moxue's shout didn't matter, but it frightened Chen Hao, although the two Zhen Shuang were not Chen Hao's opponents together, but after all, it was Chen Hao who did the wrong thing first......
Chen Hao, who has always put the youth of the three-good society on his lips, naturally would not bully a little girl for no reason......
Thereupon......
Su Moxue was only halfway up shouting, and Chen Hao hurriedly got up and covered Su Moxue next to him, who was already happily closing her mouth......
"Alright, alright...... Su Da Beauty, count me very good and owe you a good ...... Don't you scream...... I don't want to be chased outside by your sister Shuang, who looks a little cool except for her figure, and is not at all happy to catch up with me......"
"Huh...... It turns out that Chen Hao, you also have people and times to be afraid, I lied to you, Sister Shuang has already come back and gone upstairs to take a bath! Hehe! ”
"Hey, Chen Hao, you were hunted down yesterday, why didn't you tell me......"
Su Moxue smiled and looked at Chen Hao, who was holding the half-eaten apple in his hand, and was eating it with relish, and suddenly he was afraid of yesterday's events for a while......
"And, who is my Chen Hao, is it a person who can take down my Chen Hao casually!"
"Just like what you said in the class today, I haven't finished all the beauties in this southeast city, how can I be willing to be hung up by that bastard thing of Da Shao!"
"Besides...... Even if you hang me Chen Hao, an excellent young man, you have to hang it under the pomegranate skirt of you, the beautiful woman of Su University, a key middle school in Southeast City...... Ahaha......"
"Ah...... Yikes...... You're a big badass...... People are ignoring you...... Die, you rascal...... Hehe......"
As soon as Chen Hao said this, Su Moxue picked up the pillow next to her and called Chen Hao......
A happy smile on his cheeks......
When Su Moxue was pressing Chen Hao on the sofa and beating happily, Chen Hao suddenly clutched his stomach and screamed......
Originally, Su Moxue thought that Chen Hao was deliberately pretending to tease herself. But when Su Moxue saw the beads of sweat that had begun to roll down Chen Hao's forehead, she was suddenly scared......
Chen Hao...... Chen Hao, what's wrong with you...... Did I hurt you......"
"Don't scare me...... Chen Hao...... You bear with it for a while...... I'll call 110! ”
Su Moxue saw that Chen Haoli was lying motionless on the sofa without paying attention, and hurriedly grabbed the phone on the table and was about to dial 110.
"I said that Colonel Su is a beautiful woman, do you still want your cool sister to pick me up outside like a dog...... I have a stomachache, why are you calling 110! I, Chen Hao, am a young man in a good society, and I will never allow you to call the police casually to influence the police uncle to play mahjong! ”
"When is it, are you still poor, Chen Hao, Chen Hao, hurry up and help me think about how much the 120 emergency number is......"
Chen Hao was still lying on the sofa uncomfortable, but Su Moxue was so happy when she heard this......
"I really don't know if the first place in your annual exam is taken through the back door, what do you say is the 120 emergency number!"
"Huh? Hehe...... It's all your fault for making me panic ...... you're a big villain! Bear with me, I'll call ......! ”
Su Moxue said that she was about to dial 120, but Chen Hao took the phone back......
"120 can't cure my illness, and when 120 comes, I'll pull my pants on...... I want you to give me artificial respiration, artificial respiration can cure my ......! ”