4. Deceive the upper and lower 01

Xiao Mo walked up the stairs, put down his luggage in the carriage, and turned around to sit down at the tea seat in the rest workshop. Just took the tea handed by the service machine, and suddenly grabbed the cup with a big palm.

Yu Chixi drank it in one go, dropped the cup and sat opposite, his heroic expression still in disbelief.

"Sue me sΓΉ This just happens to have the same name and surname, you are definitely not the Xiao Dasha who dragged 2580,000 yuan? Right? ”

Yu Chixi's eyes were full of hope, Xiao Mo smiled lightly, took out his mobile phone and put it on the table, clicked on an audio, and Yu Chixi's smug voice immediately played inside: "That's it...... I heard he was going too. That idiot ......"

"it, it!" Yu Chixi hurriedly covered his mobile phone and hurriedly turned off the video.

Xiao Mo tilted his head sideways, propped up his fat head, and leisurely admired the young man's busyness. Yu Chixi deleted the video in two or two times, put down his phone and breathed a sigh of relief. Xiao Mo reluctantly opened his mouth at this time, and reminded insincerely in a tone full of pity:

"Ah...... I forgot to tell you, I just accidentally backed up the recording in a few email addresses. As for a few, well...... 'fools' are generally not very easy to use, and it is natural that they can't remember clearly. ”

Wei Chixi blushed and scolded angrily: "Despicable! I misread you! ”

Xiao Mo was neither annoyed nor angry, and said with great kindness:

"I think, my dear, the only father who has been killed among the seven grandparents in the East Eighth District, will be happy to listen to the little comments of the children from the Wei Chi family about his precious son. Not...... Although more than half of the inappropriate biased remarks are made, they are absolutely unintentional, rather than silent condemnation of the improper education of those in power...... Do you say yes? ”

"I, I, I, I-" Yu Chixi's face was full of water, and he was speechless and choked...... "Dude, please let go." ”

Xiao Mo bent the corners of his eyes, as kind and amiable as Maitreya Buddha, and patted Yu Chixi's shoulder with a big palm, "For the sake of your sincerity, I will give you a chance to repent and atone for your sins." From now on, I will entrust you with my food, clothing, shelter and transportation in the battlefield. ”

Is it too late to knock this thing into amnesia? Yu Chixi thought worriedly.

Xiao Mo hooked the corners of his mouth, and his face trembled slightly, "Unwilling?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Yu Chixi squeezed out a smirk, "The villain is a loyal dog by your side who can't beat away and scold or roll, drive it up to you." ”

Xiao Mo touched Yu Chixi's dog head, "Be good, go play." ”

At eight o'clock in the morning, the train starts and the breakfast window opens. The two sat opposite each other to eat, Xiao Mo's expressionless side face was reflected in the window, and the silent youth made Wei Chixi a little unaccustomed, so he swiped his mobile phone to relieve the embarrassment. There was a message prompt for following the account online, and after opening it, I actually saw that it was Xiao Mo.

Hundreds of old speeches full of resentment were emptied at once, and new content was released a second ago.

[Xiao Mengmeng]: Restart (*^_^*) ...... I would like to thank netizens for their long-term love for me, and in order to repay the enthusiasm of the masses, I decided to put aside my personal safety and go to the battlefield to contribute to world peace. In the days to come, your peace with my sweat is the best reward for me, love you, Mo Da!

The black powder that was blown out and the groups of brothers and daughters-in-law were dumbfounded, and when they saw the shameless words behind the shy facial expression, they almost didn't vomit out of the overnight meal.

[Believe in ghosts]: ← such as a username.

[Hehe]:, this don't want Bilian's goods to be again!

[Sister wants to chase you crazy, but the boy is still waiting for me]: Dear, is your face still there?

[←_←]: Spiritual pollution is being discharged in large quantities...... Non-combatants are advised to evacuate promptly.

Yu Chixi's heart was demonically swiped by the grass and mud horse, and when he looked up, he was almost blind! The fat guy opposite held his mobile phone high, squinted his eyes with a fat face, and took a selfie in the light. With a click, Yu Chixi secretly screamed badly, and saw the fat claw flexibly tap a few times on the screen, and then Xiao Mengmeng's online account was updated again.

[Xiao Mengmeng]: On the road.

-- Attached is a selfie with a straight face, the big fat face on the plate is very clear, and it looks more and more like a sour steamed bun in the sun, stuffy.

[It's better to come sooner than to be lucky]: My eyes have 10,000 points of visual damage←_←

[Big Eyes]: Ask a well-wisher to tell me where are his eyes? I never found it.

[Let's find fault]: Yes, take a closer look! The left eye is at the intersection of the upper 1/4 and the left 2/5, and the right eye is at the intersection of the upper 3/4 and the right 1.5/5...... Yes, don't doubt yourself, the two lines in the depression that you thought were shadows were his fattened eyes! Of course, it is not excluded that it is eyelashes.

[Forehead God]: I've heard that it's just bad-looking, but it's not ugly...... Now these two thin cracks in the world are really unbeatable and ugly! The rumors misled me!!

[Who are you]: I thought you would only fall in love with Shan Ergongzi and kill each other, it seems that I underestimated you? Is this a new method for newspapers?

Wei Chixi flipped through all kinds of unsightly comments, and looked up to see Xiao Mo showing his usual flirtatious expression, as if Fang Cai's expressionless face was just an illusion, he was slightly stunned, "You ......"

Xiao Mo browsed the comments that sprung up like mushrooms, and raised his lips slightly.

"People, don't be stingy to show your true side."

Xiao Mo's righteous words on his face were actually just to have fun. Some people eat candy to decompress, some people sing to decompress, the deeper Xiao Mo is in danger, the more he likes to tease others, and others show that he can't help it, which always makes him feel comfortable.

After breakfast, the train passengers began to pass the time.

The volunteers took out the medical books, but Wei Chixi was an idle master, he wanted to talk when he was free, and because he was a car with a wheely mouth, he was always disgusted and noisy. After looking around in the carriage, he didn't find a chat friend, and Wei Chixi looked at the other side with fierce eyes.

The big fat man closed his eyes, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, plugged in his headphones, like a large white bear doll, revealing a little mildness and amiability in the quiet.

"Well, no one listens to me except you......"

Xiao Mo was originally listening to the audio book "The Law of Nobility", the fine and fragmented machine qì sound and the warm sun shooting into the window made people drowsy, and after falling into a light sleep, the passage of "The Biography of Randy" began to appear in the dream, I don't know how long it took, the gushing young male voice sounded in his ears, like an annoying fly buzzing and making people have a headache, and the words in the dream gradually dissipated as Xiao Mo woke up.

The moment Xiao Mo opened his eyes, the impressive autobiographical content in his dream was completely forgotten in an instant.

Yu Chixi said with a dry mouth, picked up the cup and poured water. Xiao Mo judged the situation and took advantage of the situation to put on an expression that had been listening for a long time.

"What's next?"

In the past, Wei Chixi was sent away after talking to his friends for more than ten sentences, and there were few people who could listen to him quietly and quietly, and when he got a serious response, he instantly felt like a chicken blood, and he muttered again, from breakfast to lunch and dinner, when it was time to go to bed, the two of them each looked for their own rooms, and Yu Chixi pulled Xiao Mo's arm, full of embarrassment and reluctance.

"Well, you're actually a good person."

Xiao Mo smiled and said nothing.

***

That night, Shan Houfang learned that Xiao Mo was on the popular entry again, so he asked Secretary Zhang to call the public relations to suppress it without waiting for clarification, and when the secretary came back with a tangled face, he knew that this time it was not a farce but an inspirational drama, #萧萌萌去战地#ζƒŠιͺ‡ζ— ζ•°η½‘ζ°‘.

The father and son were used to being cold, and Shan Houfang didn't know where to start when he wanted to encourage a few words, staring at Xiao Mo's online account and hesitating for a while, he still gave up.

The next morning, Xiao Mo woke up and yawned tiredly to inquire about today's weather in the capital of the East Eighth District.

The three of them in a single family are having breakfast, a ten-meter long table, the distance between the seats is not close or far, the family is all about the rules, the restaurant is quiet and there is no sound of cups and bowls colliding, and the sound of text messages ticking immediately attracted the attention of several people.

Shan Houfang swiped the screen and saw that it was actually the eldest son's!

[It's raining today, dad pay attention to keeping warm, don't catch a cold, work hard! ] (At the end, there is a little fat man twisting his fat body and holding high the banner)]

Shan Houfang's first reaction was to confirm that the caller user was indeed his own little rabbit!

Yan Guiying glanced lightly, saw that Shan Houfang was still stunned, and said, "No matter what, you finish eating first and then get busy." ”

A meal, Shan Houfang ate absent-mindedly. Shan Yusheng glanced at his mother, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said goodbye to pack his luggage, he was going to take a car to report to the University of Science and Technology today. Returning to the main building again, Shan Yusheng saw Shan Houfang's back sitting on the sofa from outside the door, pushing his luggage closer, but his father was unaware of it, and was hanging his head to think.

Shan Houfang was texting, and the input box was densely packed with words that had nowhere to be placed, and Shan Yusheng took a look.

"You don't often text and don't know that there is a word limit, if you have a lot of words, you can send a voicemail, or send the text message in batches."

Shan Houfang flipped the phone to the back and looked at his temperamental little son, "Cleaned up?" ”

Shan Yusheng nodded, "...... After I'm gone, you and your mother should pay attention to your body and don't worry too much about me. Before the voice fell, he glanced at the upside-down mobile phone, and continued, "You suddenly sent so much content to your brother, he may have misunderstood that it was Secretary Zhang's ghostwriting, you can just talk about your concern as usual...... Don't push yourself too hard. ”

It was already half an hour after Xiao Mo received the reply, and it was only nine words:

[It's cold in the polar region, you also pay attention to keeping warm]

"Tsk, I didn't even have all the punctuation."

Xiao Mo clicked on the reply, and the phone suddenly rang tone, and a cold young voice came from the phone after answering the phone.

- "What do you mean?" ”

Xiao Mo was stunned for a moment, and checked the caller ID, it was an unfamiliar number.

- "Don't pretend to be deaf and dumb. ”

"Shan Yusheng?" Xiao Mo heard the familiar voice, stretched his back slightly tensed, sat up straight, and looked out the window.