"Xuanli!! I don't care about you...... You're fucking off me!! The glasses struggled to pull the big lump away from him.

"Don't !!" Xuan Li was holding the neck of the glasses, his face was red, he just didn't want to let go.

Why is this happening? It's because Xuanli said that he really didn't want to stay in the side hall.

Facing such a large number of official documents every day, you will die.

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However, the side hall was enchanted by the Demon Venerable, and he couldn't get out.

What to do? Xuanli's hair was about to turn white. Suddenly, he discovers a problem, that is, the glasses can come and go at will, and the enchantment treats him as nothing.

(。 _。 )

It seems that something terrible has been discovered.

If the enchantment is supposed to be like a spiritual power reader, then if you go out together with the glasses, if the spiritual power of the two demons is added together, the enchantment shouldn't be able to tell who is who, right?

I'm so witty.

Thus, the opening scene appeared.

The flower mirror wanted to cry without tears: "Xuanli, good Xuanli, I know it's wrong, I shouldn't tease you, you let me go." He still thought that he had molested Xuanli harshly before, and now Xuanli was taking revenge on him.

"No, you listen to me......" Xuanli hurriedly prepared to explain, and at this time, he somehow accidentally tripped over the right foot of the mirror.

The two demons who were pulling and pulling suddenly lost their balance and fell down together.

The Demon Venerable who just returned: "...... What are you doing? ”

Now the posture of Xuanli and the flower glasses is a bit subtle.

The moment the Demon Venerable pushed the door and walked in, what he saw was the mirror lying on the ground, and Xuan Li straddled him, his hand on the mirror chest; Moreover, both of them were disheveled, especially the glasses lying under Xuanli, their faces flushed, their eyes blurred, sweating profusely, and panting - especially after some harmonious movement.

This doesn't allow the Demon Zun to think too much, after all, the flower glass is still a succubus, but Xuan Li was able to put the flower glass down, this, somehow, the Demon Zun's eyes when he looked at Xuan Li became weird, and he looked Xuan Li's small body up and down several times.

Ignoring the Demon Venerable's gaze, Xuan Li didn't care about a certain meat pad under him, and asked, "Lord Demon Venerable, can I go out?" I know ...... wrong."

After speaking, he looked at Lord Demon Venerable with bright eyes, with a look of anticipation.

endured and endured, but in the end he still didn't hold back, the demon venerable walked forward quickly, lifted Xuan Li from the meat pad, and then held it in his arms and kneaded it.

Well, it's still real and cute.

A certain meat pad: When I was dead?!

After that, the Demon Venerable compromised, but only shifted the place, and the place where Xuanli stayed became Yuyuan.

"I have some things that I have to take care of, and once that's taken care of you can come out. I don't want to do that either, but it's about you, and I don't want you to have another accident. Demon Venerable said.

Xuan Li remembered the oolong that was sucked into the gap before, and he had to hang his head and say yes.

Of course, he didn't forget to drag his friend in the glasses.

The glasses grabbed the ground with their heads: I was wrong, and the little ancestor begged to let it go!!

Xuanli: Huh? Did anyone just speak? I didn't hear it.

The Demon Venerable who just stepped out of Yuyuan on the front foot: I always feel as if I have done something wrong......

Oh, and I accidentally threw my glasses in.

……

Thinking of this, the Demon Venerable immediately turned around and walked towards Yuyuan again.

On the other side of the distance, [Xuan Li] asked the system: "You say, how should I go back to the Chongxiao Palace?" ”

System: "Why don't you try and walk back?" ”

[Xuanli] rolled his eyes.

He wanted to do it too!! But across a desert and three swamps, the devil knows if he'll ever be able to go back in its entirety!!

"Xuanli? What are you thinking? A certain female demon general with a hot figure passing by saw "Xuanli" looking into the distance and his eyes glazed over, and felt a little strange, "Lord Demon Venerable has already gone back, why don't you go back quickly?" ”

Hearing the voice behind him, [Xuanli] suddenly woke up from his thoughts, and hurriedly poked the system: "What's the matter?" Is there still a demon here? ”

System: "Isn't this normal?" It's good that others have been following behind the Demon Venerable. What are you afraid of, you are 'Xuanli' now, be natural, just say hello to her. ”

Hearing what the system said, [Xuanli] relaxed slightly, squeezed out a stiff smile, and turned around to explain: "Oh, I ......"

Damn, a stunner who combines noble and glamorous and coquettish charm, [Xuanli] involuntarily fell his eyes on the chest of the female general.

- There's a G here.

Because it's a demon, the female general's dress, well, is very sexy, the armor is just a few key parts, the jade arms and thighs are not covered at all, so they are exposed - even so, but this female general is known for her hot personality, and the demons who pursue her in the Chongxiao Palace are yes, but most of them don't have the courage to confess, because she is the queen bee.

Now, this "queen bee" follows [Xuanli]'s line of sight......

"Oh, Xiao Xuanli, I haven't seen you for so long, and you have a lot of courage." The cocoon-colored nails ran along her chest, and the female general raised her eyebrows, full of provocative meaning.

You must know that Xiao Xuanli used to run like a rabbit with a red face every time, but this time he would be so bold.

[Xuanli], who is bleeding from the nose:, the demon world has a lot of benefits.

I haven't come back to my senses yet.

Just when the "Queen Bee" was thinking about whether to correct [Xuanli] on the spot, he suddenly retracted his previous "frivolous" appearance, and bowed respectfully: "Lord Demon Venerable." ”

The Demon Venerable standing behind [Xuanli] had an unfathomable look in his eyes.

Unaware [Xuanli]:, I see more of the posture of the beauty.

The nosebleeds were more cheerful.

"Beauty, dare to ask, dare to ask Fang's name~~" As the saying goes, beauty misleads people, [Xuanli] has completely lost the ability to think now.

The female general was stunned for a moment and smiled charmingly.

The Demon Venerable was silent.

How do you think that this "Xuanli", his pursuit, seems to be a bubble beauty? First the glasses, then her.

Some are speechless. I thought that this [Xuanli] would follow after he left, but I didn't expect to wait for a long time and not see it; In order to put [Xuanli] under his nose, the Demon Venerable had no choice but to fly back again; However, I didn't expect to see such a scene.

I don't know who is molesting whom.

Fakes should also look like fakes, at least don't leave your post without permission.

With a knife in one hand, he knocked out [Xuanli], who was still a nymphomaniac, and the Demon Venerable said to the female general on the side: "You didn't see anything, do you know?" ”

The female general was stunned for a moment, and then nodded kindly: "Yes." Then he got up and left.

After the female general left, the Demon Zun slipped through the collar of [Xuanli], cut a spatial rift, and stepped in.

When [Xuanli] woke up, he found himself lying on the carpet, and not far away was the Demon Venerable.

A carp straightened up, and [Xuanli] nervously lifted his buttocks.

Well, it's good that the little chrysanthemum doesn't hurt.

"Awake?" The Demon Venerable looked over and said, "Go out when you wake up." ”

[Xuanli] didn't care to think about why the Demon Venerable's tone changed, and immediately rolled out of the Demon Venerable's dormitory.

In the hallway, [Xuanli] covered his aching neck and asked, "What's wrong with me?" My neck hurts. ”

The system replied faintly: "The Demon Venerable has cut you out with a knife in one hand. ”

"I'll just say that the Demon Venerable is difficult to attack, you still don't believe it."

The system suddenly jammed, and it didn't know what to say. After thinking about it for a long time, he simply broke the jar and gave [Xuanli] a cheatbook, and then silenced it.

[Xuanli] took the cheats that had just arrived and was still hot, looked at the name of the cover, and read it out loud: "Teach you how to grab a man's stomach?!" ”

"Come on." [Xuanli] shouted in horror, "I can even cook instant noodles, and you still tell me to cook?!" ”

The system is dying: "Why don't you try." ”

After hesitating for a while, [Xuanli] said, "Try it." ”

Then I went to the back kitchen.

On the way to find the kitchen, he also met Elder Bai, and after hearing [Xuanli]'s thoughts, Elder Bai smiled meaningfully, which frightened [Xuanli] to the point that his hairs stood on end, but in the end he didn't say anything, and kindly showed [Xuanli] the way.

Two hours later, the Demon Venerable fell into deep thought in front of him in front of a pot of unidentified black objects that were still eerily bubbling.

Then, he asked Elder Bai on the side: "You say, does he want to poison this seat?" ”

Elder Bai smiled: "But, judging from his tone, he should want to cook you something delicious." ”

Demon Venerable: "Hehe. ”

Isn't this [Xuanli] stupid? The entire back kitchen of Chongxiao Hall seems to be a fictitious, which almost clearly shows that the Demon Venerable doesn't like appetite, and he still comes here?

Come to this and forget it, who would dare to eat this lump?

This......

Demon Venerable thought that perhaps he had overestimated this fake. This IQ, tsk.

It's better to leave my family.

Elder Bai silently looked at the Demon Venerable who had begun to bubble pink again for some reason, twitched the corner of his mouth, and with a wave of his hand, summoned the Shadow Demon hiding in the shadows, and said, "Send a few more to monitor that 'Xuanli' outside and record all his every move." After thinking about it, Elder Bai added, "It's better to have some surprises, understand?" ”

Shadow Fiend nodded, then vanished.